Chapter 713: Leading the Donkey

On the side of the street, a short figure, dressed in a dirty black coat that looked like a layer of things, with mango shoes, messy hair and a cape, and a mouthful of uneven yellow teeth, made people want to cover their noses from a distance of a foot, and looked not much better than a beggar, and was tug-of-war with a black donkey.

"Woo, woo-"

"Uncle, uncle, don't go, this way, this way-"

The black donkey stubbornly refused to go, desperately wanted to go to the fruit stall on the side of the road, the old man in black persuaded hard, and dragged hard in his hands, the black donkey still refused to turn back, and the old man in black sat on the ground and cried.

"Come on, come on, don't look back, don't look back, go forward bravely!"

"Black donkey, you boldly go forward, the delicacy is right in front of you!"

There are more and more people on the road, the big girls are snickering with handkerchiefs covering their mouths, and most of the young people are gloating, it is rare to ride a donkey in the imperial city, let alone such an interesting thing.

"Come and see the fool, this man is being dragged away by a donkey. ”

When the women passing by saw this funny scene, they laughed and forgot to even watch the competition, and they all trembled and couldn't straighten their waists.

"This donkey has a bad temper!"

"Interesting!"

Aochen sighed, looked at the black donkey with shiny skin, and then looked at the old man in black, touched his chin, picked up a sugar cane from the fruit stall and broke it in two, and then walked towards the black donkey.

Aochen put his arm around the donkey's neck, turned over and rode upside down, gnawed half of it himself, and handed the other half to the donkey's mouth from time to time.

"Woo, woo-"

The black donkey turned around under the temptation of sugar cane, and opened his mouth hard to bite the sugar cane, but Aochen didn't look at it but he could always avoid it just right, lifting his lips and showing his teeth, a mouthful of big white teeth, drooling, and his expression was witty and interesting, causing him to laugh.

Aochen looked at it pitifully, and only occasionally let it take a bite.

"Okay, you uncle, Lao Tzu serves you so well every day, you talk to Lao Tzu every day, and now half a sugarcane is coaxed away!"

Aochen rode a donkey upside down, with a black-clothed man on the donkey's tail, saying that he wouldn't let go of anything, and he was scolding endlessly.

The son-in-law of the imperial city rode a black donkey, and he was still the son-in-law of Emperor Wu, which was more interesting than the tug-of-war of the donkey just now, and everyone caught up to see it.

"Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground, I'll kill you and eat you when I turn around...... Anyway, I haven't eaten donkey meat yet!"

On the back of the donkey, Aochen crossed Erlang's legs, and the person was like growing on the back of the donkey, deceiving the donkey with his left hand and eating sugarcane with his right hand, without delay.

"Woo, woo-"

Uncle Black Donkey didn't know whether he didn't understand or was really willing to sacrifice, nodded desperately, and continued to howl ugly.

Huan a few girls who were already laughing are even worse now, the battle can't stand, you hold me, I hold her, hug her.

"You agree, that's good, fire or soup? or fire, donkey meat is a must!"

"No, no, that's my uncle, you can't kill, you can't killβ€”"

Originally, the old man was still pretending to be angry and didn't want the black donkey, but when he heard this, he immediately didn't care about scolding the donkey, grabbed the donkey's tail tightly, and pleaded pitifully, just like a poor peasant who was bullied by unscrupulous and evil young people.

"Uncle, uncle, why are you disobedient, now you want people to be slaughtered and eaten, pity my white-haired man to send a black-haired donkey. ”

The black donkey is like Aochen's family, persistently chasing sugar cane, ignoring the old man at all, and constantly flicking his tail, trying to break free from the old man, the poor old man pulled the donkey's tail and tossed around, all the way to cry and mourn, the voice was really sad for the listener, and the tearful for the hearer, but when they saw the funny black donkey, everyone laughed very unkindly.

"Haha, this old guy is crazy, isn't he?

"Maybe this donkey's name is uncle?"

"That's also sick, who gave their donkey that name?"

......

"You are stupid, why do you ride a donkey, stay away from me!"

"I don't know gold and jade, what donkey, this is a rare leper unicorn!"

"Phew, a bald manβ€”"

Jingyang is not fooled, he is a face control, no matter what, he must be handsome, he must be good-looking, even if it is true?

"Don't talk nonsense, take care of my leprosy unicorn, and it's the big dish to celebrate in a while. ”

"This is what you want to eat?"

"Of courseβ€”"

"Can't kill, can't kill, uncle is mine!"

The old man in black stopped doing it, let go of the donkey's tail, and pulled Aochen without letting go.

Aochen shook off the old man very unceremoniously, squinted at him and said, "Yours?"

"Uncle, uncle, you nod quickly, otherwise you will be slaughtered and eaten in a while. ”

The old man begged the black donkey pitifully, just like a half-grown child serving his ancestors, but the black donkey didn't give face at all, didn't snort, tilted his head and continued to chase sugarcane.

"Look, it ignores you, and just now it promised me to make donkey meat for the fire. ”

As soon as Aochen's words fell, the black donkey nodded his head as if he had been taught in advance, and leaned hard to Aochen's side.

Although everyone knows that Aochen has made many means, he still can't help but laugh when he sees this scene, and his laughter is a little untenable, these two people and a donkey are the opening performance of today's competition, right?

"There's no reason, there's no reason, someone has robbed my uncle. ”

The old man quit, howling and crying on the ground, rolling and pounding the ground, and the business is very skilled.

"Why is it unreasonable, you asked it not to agree, I asked it to nod, this is its voluntary sacrifice to my five internal organs temple, what is the matter with you, where did you come from and where to go. ”

Aochen scolded, raised his hand to expel him, and then solemnly led the donkey to Jingyang's side, and said, "Look at it, if you don't have it, I'll whip you!"

"Don't, this depends on the bald man to affect my handsomeness. ”

Jingyang was as if he was burned by fire, and quickly put his hands behind his back, he was not stupid, whose donkey was called uncle, this old man must be an old monster.

"You-donkey meat will burn your share for a while, Liuli, you come and see, look at it!"

"Huh!"

Although Liuli also disliked this greedy and ugly stupid black donkey, this was what Aochen asked her to do, and happily ran over and pulled the reins tightly in her hand.

"Where are you going? It's almost over, aren't you going on stage?"

Seeing that Aochen was leaving, Jingyang's eyes widened and he asked curiously.

"It's none of your business, there's no righteousness, break off friendship!"

Aochen waved his hand without looking back, but his steps were walking towards the Yan family.

"Girl, girl, okay, give my uncle back!"

Seeing that Aochen was gone, the old man's crying stopped abruptly, and he got up from the ground with a bone, smiling at Liuli, and begging bitterly.

"No, Brother Chen let me take care of it, and it promised to let us eat it, and I haven't eaten donkey meat either!"

Liuli tilted her head and said very angrily, she doesn't care if you are weird or not, whether you are reasonable or not, and whether you are great or not, anyway, you are not as good as my father, so what if you eat your donkey.

The competition is approaching, the voices are boiling, the trapezoidal stands on all sides are full of people, and the flow of people coming in is not endless.

"Not alive, not alive!"

The glass oil and salt did not enter, the old man had to sit on the ground and roll again, they were at the entrance, everyone who came in could see this scene, wondering how the beggar and the donkey ran here, but due to the instructions of the family, they avoided the strange, and did not dare to mix, and they only stood in the distance and asked what was going on.

"Dasil donkey eats apples!"

"Dasha donkey, I brought you vegetables, the dishes are delicious. ”

"Nonsense, donkeys eat carrots. ”

"Rabbits eat carrots, donkeys eat beans like horses!"

Jinxuan in the back They just caught up at this time, holding all kinds of fruits and vegetables in their hands, you and I offered the black donkey one by one, talking and arguing, there were countless delicious things in front of them, and the black donkey was even more reluctant to pay attention to the old man, and he only wished that the donkey's butt was opposed.

......

Yanjia arranged the venue here, inspected the people, and a group of people were busy, and when they saw Aochen coming, they picked up their weapons and put Aochen as if they were thieves.

"Bad guy, what are you doing here? You want to peek at our organizes!"

"Hey, little girl, go away, the competition is about to start, what am I doing?"

Aochen rolled his eyes, pushed away the second girl who was in the forefront, and shook it in front of Yan Changhe in three or two strokes.

"What?"

Yan Changhe blew his beard and stared, and questioned angrily, feeling that he was blind, how could he think that this was a good boy who was polite when they met for the first time.

"I'm afraid that you will lose too badly in a while, and you will vomit blood or something, I am the kindest person, so I will send you medicine first. ”

"Vertical arrogance!"

Now not only the beard, but also the hair of the long river floated up, and the whole popularity was like a pendulum.

"I'll know after a while, do you want this medicine? Don't you want me to go back!"

Aochen looked very impatient, holding up the two porcelain bottles in his hand, one bottle marked with Heart Protection Pill and the other bottle marked with Life Preservation Pill.

"Yes, why not. ”

Yan Changhe was about to curse, but the old lady Jiang rushed over from a distance as fast as lightning and copied the medicine bottle in Aochen's hand.

The old friend who had been with him for most of his life actually rebelled, and his eyes were blackened, and he almost fainted.

When the old man was real, looking at the appearance of Yanchanghe about to catch fire, he couldn't bear to say: "You are stupid, how can you not want the pill in Guigu......?" Jun boy, it's okay, you can go back, right?"

"Let's go, we have a celebration banquet in Guigu in the evening, the hate-relieving fairy chef, old lady Jiang, you remember to appreciate your face!"

This is terrible, not only Yan Changhe wants to beat people, but even those Yan family disciples have surrounded him, planning to go out and beat up Aochen, a guy who is so crazy.

"Look, can you beat me?"

"What is more than martial arts, and what is better than being a person with ability!"

A cadre of disciples of the Yan family took a few steps back in unison, the name of the person, the shadow of the tree, who doesn't know that the mad martial arts are extraordinary, a Fang Tian heavy halberd in hand, killing is like mowing grass, but after thinking about it again, he didn't want to lose face, and looked at each other and stepped forward again.

"Yes, we have the Celestial Maiden and the God of War, we will definitely be able to defeat you!"

The voices of indignation are endless, they are all a group of people who play skills, which is Aochen's opponent, like sun-dried straw, just a little bit.

"Heavenly Maiden, God of War, Machineman, Hey, that thing, I play with it every day. ”

Aochen's contemptuous eyes were almost infuriating, and the disciples of the Yan family were about to be mad.

Erya ran up and used his body to block those disciples who were about to go berserk, and said firmly: "Don't be fooled, he is provoking us and wants to sabotage." ”

Aochen patted his head, looking helpless and unreasonable, and then said to Er Ya very seriously: "I'll leave it here, if you can survive a stick of incense, I, Jun Aochen, admit defeat on behalf of Guigu!"

"Hmph, my Celestial Maiden will definitely tear your machine to pieces!"

"Hey, I don't know if those medicines are enough, I'll help you call Langzhong. ”

After shaking his head and sighing, he poked Erya away with one finger, turned around and staggered away, like a peerless warrior who took the head of the enemy general in the army.

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", if this weren't for the Imperial City, Mazi would have been killed. ”

β€œ...... Do you still have the heart to say this, have you calculated how much you will lose if you lose?"

Tianqi said worriedly, although he has confidence in the Ghost Valley and Aochen, but the funds used this time are too big, if he loses, the periphery will be lost, and the imperial city will have to pay five times the loss, this is an astronomical amount, it is estimated that he has to use two abacus to calculate it clearly, with his usual cautiousness, he can't help but worry.

"Mazi will lose? impossible, right? We've all tried the machine people in Guigu, it's very powerful!"

Jingyang has always been drunk today, drunk today, worried tomorrow, worried tomorrow, Aochen wants to play with him, and he doesn't think deeply at all.

"But he just said a stick of incense! That's the Yan family, a thousand-year-old family of organs!"

"That's a problem, why don't I get him to take it back?"

"Can Aochen listen to you?"

β€œ...... I guess he can't, isn't he going crazy?"

At this time, even Jingyang began to feel uneasy, like a rabbit in his arms, grandma's bear, this young master was not so nervous when he went to Sister Luo's bed, bastard guy, if you don't brag, you can die!

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The competition venue is the ring of the competition, there are more and more spectators around, and there are a few masks and disguises in the hidden place, and they can be seen to be very excited through a face, it is the Spring and Autumn Pen and Bai Xiaosheng them, as the first battle of the emperor's return to the rivers and lakes, the best skill in the Ghost Valley, even if they are broken legs, they have to be lifted to see, but they are not suitable for showing up, so they compromised and hid in an inconspicuous place to watch.

The guards of the Imperial City guarding the venue, and the locals who came to watch the battle, all felt that they had no face to see people, and they felt that the lofty name of the Imperial City had been lost by their own young lady, and everyone felt that they were laughing at them, because Liuli They carried out Aochen's words very thoroughly, very thoroughly-they led the stupid donkey who was greedy for life to the stands!

That picture is really beautiful, I dare not look at it!

A donkey in the crowd of 10,000 people, some people who want to go up and climb a few words have turned around, your wealthy children have really strong tastes, and donkeys can lead the stands.

Provoked by Aochen, the disciples of the Yan family acted as if they had eaten explosives, opened their eyes to spray thunder, opened their mouths to spit fire, and pushed the machine people into the ring with hatred.

It's no wonder that the disciples of the Yan family are so proud, their machine people are really ingenious, they all say that the knife is a good skin for cutting axes and chisels, and I really saw it today, especially the heavenly girl, who almost attracted most of the eyes of those present, including Liuli them, because in comparison, the machine people on the two sides are simply the difference between a stupid donkey and a thousand miles of horses.

The goddess has a slender figure, exquisite curves, long eyebrows into the sideburns, slender eyes, a beautiful nose, skin like white jade, looks like a real person, a waterfall pouring down, a silver armor, such as jade and silver, from the feet to the head wrapped tightly, the joints are very delicate and flexible, even if you can't poke the needle, standing there straight like a battlefield female general, people dare not force to look.

The god of war was covered in darkness, standing there like a mountain, with a pair of exaggerated horns on his helmet, terrifying inverted blades on his shoulders and arms, and heavy armor, his appearance was not as delicate as that of the Celestial Maiden, but he was very burly, two sizes larger than the Celestial Maiden, and more than seven feet tall, and most of his face was covered with a mask, revealing only a pair of bright big eyes, which looked murderous.

There are ten more agency people coming to the stage one after another, some are petite and look like assassins, and some are tall and tall like a copy of Wang Li, but it is obvious that there is more than one grade of the poor goddess and the god of war, needless to say that they are all auxiliary.

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