Chapter 11: Strange People
The young man was startled, shook his hands in panic, and said, "No, no, no. Don't wronged a good person. β
Qiao Zhen smiled and said, "Since you haven't stolen other people's money, why are you always looking around? β
The young man coughed and said to himself, "Yes, I didn't do anything bad, why do you always look like this." As if he had suddenly figured out something, he mustered up his courage, straightened his back, and strode outβunfortunately, there was a tree stump in front of him, and his foot was tripped by the stump, and he immediately stood unsteadily, and his body shook twice, and with an "oops", he fell and gnawed on.
Qiao Zhen laughed, sweeping away his previous depression. I thought to myself, it turned out to be a nerd. The young man got up, saw Qiao Zhen smiling happily at him, and smiled embarrassedly, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I let you laugh." β
Qiao Zhen smiled and said, "You tripped and fell, why did you say sorry to me instead? What are you sorry for me?"
The young man stroked his head with his hand and muttered, "Anyway, it's not good for me, I shouldn't have been unaware of the road under my feet, and I made you laugh." β
Qiao Zhen said: "You are so interesting. If you feel sorry for me, then quickly untie the rope from me. β
The young man said, "Yes, yes." Three steps and two steps, he walked in front of Qiao Zhen in a panic, but he was stunned again.
Qiao Zhen said, "What's wrong?"
The young man said, "I don't know how to untie this rope, I'm afraid...... I'm afraid I'll hurt you. β
Qiao Zhen couldn't cry or laugh, thinking to himself why he had been encountering strange things these days. This person has really stayed to a certain level. He even looked ahead and backward to help someone untie the rope, so he said, "Now are you begging or am I begging you?"
The young man said, "Of course you begged me." β
Qiao Zhen said: "That's right, young people be brave, it's okay, I won't say anything if it hurts me." β
The young man said, "Since this is the case, then you should bear with it." After speaking, he groped up and down Qiao Chen's body.
Qiao Zhen shouted, "Hey, what are you doing?"
The young man said, "I'm looking for a knot in the rope, strange, why can't I find it." As he spoke, he turned Qiao Chen's body in circles, and Qiao Zhen was turned around by him several times like a big zongzi. Qiao Zhen was hanging on the ground with his head and feet, he already had a splitting headache, and when he turned around like this, he was even more dizzy, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Why are you so stupid, just take a knife, scissors, or a long sword or something to cut the rope!"
When the young man saw Qiao Zhen lose his temper, he suddenly hurried and said at a loss: "I said that I would hurt you, but you still don't believe it." I knew you were angry at me again. Alas, you are right, I am really stupid, not only stupid, but stupid, I can't do anything well, alas!" sighed as he spoke, and kept hammering his head with his hand.
When Qiao Zhen saw him like this, he really wanted to go up and beat him up immediately to relieve his hatred. I only heard the young man say to himself: "Alas, forget it, I still won't save you, lest I save you, and it will not be good for you to kill yourself again." β
When Qiao Zhen heard this, he really didn't have any temper at all for this young man. But if he really didn't save himself, it would be difficult for him to get out, so he hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, I was wrong just now, I apologize to you." β
The young man shook his hands and said with great sincerity: "No, no, it's not your fault, it's mine. It's me who is stupid. I made you uncomfortable and I apologize to you. β
Qiao Zhen said: "Forget it, let me ask you, do you have any weapons on you, such as knives, swords, and the like." β
The young man said, "I didn't bring any weapons, and my master never taught me how to use them." β
Qiao Zhen thought to himself, who will be your master is really bad luck for eight lifetimes. But he still smiled and said, "Since you don't have any weapons with you, you can circle around me and see where the knots of the rope are, so that it won't make me uncomfortable." β
The young man shook his head and said, "No, I'm not going to save you." β
Qiao Qiqi said: "Why?"
The young man said, "What if you commit suicide after I save you? Wouldn't I owe another human life? Amitabha Buddha will never be able to save you." β
Qiao Zhen felt that this young man's idea was very inexplicable, but he was begging others now, so it was inconvenient to scold him directly, so he said softly: "Don't worry, I promise not to commit suicide after you save me." β
The young man stared at Qiao Zhen for a while, seemed to hesitate, and after a while, he shook his head and said, "It's still not good, those people also promised me to save them yesterday and then shook hands and made peace, but as soon as they saved them, they fought together again, alas, I can't believe your words anymore." β
Qiao Zhen saw the young man muttering beside him, and he didn't know what he was saying, and wondered if this young man's brain was so pedantic, was there something stimulating, but he seemed to be very afraid that he would kill himself, so he did not save himself. He had an idea and came up with a good idea, so he deliberately straightened his face and said sharply: "Hey, young man over there, you listen to me, you can put me down within a stick of incense, otherwise...... Otherwise, I will die from menopause. β
The young man was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "Don't, don't, okay, I'll save you, I'll save you right away." But you're not going to kill yourself after you get you, are you?"
Qiao Zhen said: "If you save me and try it, won't you know?"
The young man tilted his head and thought for a long time, and Qiao Zhen said impatiently: "If you don't save me again, I will be on the verge of menopause!"
The young man hurriedly said, "Don't, I'll save you right away." After saying that, he really circled around Qiao Chen, looking for the knot tied by the rope. Qiao Zhen was secretly happy in his heart, but he kept urging: "Hurry up, the time for a stick of incense is coming." When the young man heard this, he searched even more desperately.
After a while, he found the knot tied by the rope, untied the knot and untied the rope wrapped around Qiao Chen's body one by one, and when he untied the last circle, he hugged Qiao Zhen and put it on the ground, and immediately stared at Qiao Zhen with a nervous expression, for fear that he would suddenly commit suicide.
Qiao Zhen barely held back a smile, and pretended to be deep: "This time is just right, a little later, the time for a stick of incense will come." β
The young man asked cautiously, "Are you not going through menopause?"
Qiao Zhen asked rhetorically: "I'm such a good person, why do I want to have a menopause vein?" The young man breathed a long sigh of relief when he heard Qiao Zhen say this.
Qiao Zhen was tied up on the ground all night, and this taste was not pleasant. He wanted to stand up and move his hands and feet, but when he moved, his legs and arms were in great pain, and he involuntarily cried out with an "ah".