16. Stinky shit
"There it is!"
"There you have it!"
"What's there?"
"Express!"
"Flash, Flash!"
"Immediate Express!"
The sound was hoarse, but in fact, the errand runner was preparing to go.
"The Spirit Sect has officially had its third leader!"
In the day, the shocking news that the young Li Minying was officially appointed as the leader of the Holy Spirit Sect spread and danced in the meditation continent, and it seemed to be spreading all the time!
In this regard, the hostile figures outside the Spiritual Cult were very happy, because after many years of 'idleness', they finally had a common great rival. Also, there is one thing they have always dreamed of accomplishing in their lives, and that is:
1. Stepping on the ...... of the Conquered Mountains
2. Stepping on the ...... of the expedition
3. Flatten the ...... of the Expedition Mountain
"Don't think!"
"Don't think!"
"Don't think!"
It turned out that Li Min dared to shout and make a fuss, like a 'pustule', with snot flowing sideways, and spontaneously naughty. Because he refused to serve as the official chief elder alive or dead, and did not act as he said before, he could only cry at this time, "You are liars, big liars!"
When Li Minjun went down the mountain, he actually said that she might not come back, just like the magical experience of the previous two sect leaders who disappeared before, although others (Li Mindare) didn't know that she was once the sect leader, here is just an analogy.
In this regard, the little brother who has received her teaching grace since he was a child suddenly lost this big umbrella, and he resolutely cried and made trouble, and refused to let go of Li Minjun.
In the end, Li Minjun really had no choice but to hit it hard and use the centering charm.
The 'gentle' Li Minjun 'subdued' the paralyzed Li Minkang, and she also repeatedly said several big truths back and forth...... I hope that the younger brother understands his hardship. There is no banquet in the so-called world, and it is not a life and death parting at the moment, he has a fate to meet thousands of miles away every day, and there is no chance to meet on the other side, and so on.
However, as a result, it still didn't work.
In the end, I really couldn't resist Li Min's dare to 'force each other to die', so Li Minjun, under the witness of his sister Li Minying, promised him the following three points:
1. After five years, he must practice the Divine Plate Pot Soul Seeking Technique.
2. Five years later, if she can't find life and death, she will come back to meet again.
3. Five years later, Lee Min Young officially appointed the next Chief Elder, and he was restored to his free body.
Finally, Li Mindang, who was hugging his thighs tightly, finally let go of a hand, stretched out his little tail and pointed at it, and whimpered, "Pull the hook, adjust it up, you are not allowed to change for a hundred years, whoever changes is a puppy!"
The cheerful Li Minjun thought to herself that a hundred years would be a white horse for her, destined to be fleeting, so of course she agreed, "Okay! We have already agreed to the law for three chapters, and whoever doesn't obey it will be a puppy!"
The reason why Li Mindang is still alive and lively is because the young lady Li Minying lifted the master's forbidden spell (spirit) talisman without authorization. That Li Minjun saw that the disciple was in tears at this time, and he didn't blame her for making her own opinion, but felt reluctant, and it was strange to say.
No matter what, Li Minjun finally left and embarked on a journey of cultivating Linglong to ascend to immortal...... (Flip the page)
Let's talk about these years.
With the right-hand assistance of her eldest sister's master, Li Minying is familiar with all the affairs in the classroom. The only thing to worry about is that she retains kindness by nature, and if there is a ruthless character like Li Min who dares to help her left and right, it may be a miracle.
After a lot of commotion, Li Mindang finally felt tired, sleepy, tired, and helpless.
However, the younger sister Li Minying, who became the official sect leader, after careful consideration, no longer forced the younger brother to serve as the official chief elder, but just asked him to act for this key position first and then talk about it for a period of time.
Therefore, when dealing with related religious affairs, the following dialogue scenes often appeared in the Great Elder's Mansion of Li Minkang:
"Enlightening ......"
"What's big?"
"Long ......"
"What's long?"
"Big ...... Long...... Old ......"
"What Great Elder!"
"Yes......, yes!
"Remove the 'big' too!"
"Yes, yes!
"It's still not right!
"Yes......, yes!
"Wait...... What generation!"
"Generation...... ......"
"What's the reason?"
“......”
"You can call me 'Agent Li' in the future!"
"Yes, Agent Li!"
...... After repeating this, the lowly subordinates who dared to call the wrong name again were either whipped by Li Min or punished with a cane on the spot. After all, under the strictness of the doctrine, all the congregants called him 'Agent Li', and sometimes it was okay to exaggerate and call him 'Deacon Lee', but it depended on his personal mood at that time.
At the regular meeting of the Xiangtang on this day, Li Mindang still maintained his sick appearance, reclining on the tiger skin chair of the (chief) elder, and said to the subordinates who knelt down at the bottom of the steps, "Say! What is the trivial matter?"
"Agent Li! The security department has caught two spy ......!"
"How can it be reasonable! Where did the spy dare to come to my expedition to the mountains to open meat and break ground?"
"They won't say whether they live or die, but they want to see ......!"
"What the hell, bring it and I'll interrogate it!"
After a while, two young men tied up with flowers were pushed in and pushed to the ground.
"Lee bastard!"
This voice is so familiar, Li Min dared to look up at the ceiling with dry eyes anymore, and said 'yo he' in his heart, sighing that the little rivals had met again.
"Sweet and sour Xiaoyu, why are you?"
"I know it's me, don't hurry down......"
"Come down, come down!"
"Boom!"
In an instant, Tang Yu, who had a dry mouth, spit out a mouthful of phlegm, which simply caught the opponent off guard, and hit the bridge of Li Min's nose. I saw Li Min dare to cover his face with his hands, scratching wildly, pointing at Tang Yu and shouting, "You...... You...... Poisonous...... After a few convulsions, the poison ...... slowly fell to the ground......
Dizzy?
No, Li Min dared to be like a sheep with a seizure of epilepsy, moving around on the ground, and his body trembled.
The guards present were all shocked, and kept shouting the archdeacon treasure of Li Minkang, thinking that he was hopeless, and were furious. They immediately drew their blades and aimed them at the two pitiful-looking spies, intending to correct the law on the spot, bluffing the eldest brother Tang Chi next to Tang Yu into fear, and directly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, "Grandfathers, please wait a minute!"
"What bullshit are you waiting for?"
"How dare you poison the Great Elder!"
More than a dozen sharp blades were already caught in the spies' necks, glittering.
That Tang Chi was simple-minded, and hurriedly pushed the little brother and said, "Quick! Get the antidote!"
But the inexplicable Tang Yu had no antidote, he dared to spit on Li Min, completely to take revenge for the old hatred and new hatred, I really don't know how this kid was suddenly poisoned. He shook his head, curious, "What antidote?"
Suddenly, a cold light flashed, and the blade that took the lead in guarding was horizontally resting on Tang Chi's neck, advancing a minute, and scolded, "I'm still playing tricks, I'm impatient!"
Tang Chi, who was greedy for life and afraid of death, was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, crying and begging, "Second brother, you can't see death without help, hurry up and get the antidote!"
But seeing that Tang Yu, who was depressed, really didn't know what was going on, and when he saw that his eldest brother and himself were about to die in a foreign land, he was so frightened that he cried......
"Hahaha......" Just when the Tang brothers were desperate, Li Min, who kept twitching, dared to sit up, looked at Tang Yu who was 'in tears', and laughed.
"Boom!"
Then Tang Yu knew that he was being played by the other party again, and he wanted to repeat the old trick, but Li Min dared to take precautions this time, and decisively flashed aside. The leading guard who knocked them down was about to come down with a big ear scraper, but Li Mindang grabbed his wrist and slapped it with his backhand, showing horror on his face.
I only heard Li Min dare to say angrily, "Bastard, you dare to call me 'Great Elder', you are impatient, get out!"
After all the guards walked out, the Tang brothers who were tied up from head to end on the ground were still lying on their stomachs.
"You bastard who can't die well, goddamn stinky shit, stinky shit!" Tang Yu scolded endlessly, without stopping. That Li Min dared to bring a low stool from nowhere, sat and listened for a long time, laughing while listening.
"Speak!" Tang Yu finally couldn't hold on, and after his mouth was dry, he roared angrily, "Are you dumb!"
Li Min dared to look at Tang Yu stunned, as if staring into the abyss, and said with a smile, "That's it?"
Tang Yu was silent.
On the contrary, Tang Chi was infinitely enthusiastic, and took the initiative to curry favor, "Uncle Li......"
"Your uncle!" Li Min dared to listen, but said angrily, "...... Shut up!"
After a while, a servant suddenly came to report that the Ying Sect Master was coming to Xiangtang with six strange people.
"What weirdo?"
"Agent Qiqi Li, they all look exactly the same short and ugly, especially the gloves of different colors on their hands......"
"It's the Six Monsters of Dongjun!"
"Sect Master Ying ordered, please don't leave Agent Li!"
"Okay! They dare to come to the door, see if I don't clean up together!"
Then Li Min dared to re-order the guards to take good care of the Tang Men brothers, and no one was allowed to deal with it without his order, and after everything was in order, he quietly waited for the young lady to arrive.
After meeting, Li Minying sat high on the tiger skin chair, stared at the little brother who was squatting on a low stool at the bottom of the steps, and said bitterly, "Dongjun Lu's family has always been good friends with my Spirit Sect, and there has always been no grievance, why did you take other people's things...... Not paying it back?"
The six monsters of Dongjun looked directly at Li Mindare, who had no one in his eyes at this time, and couldn't wait to come forward and beat him, to be ashamed of him.
"Stuff? Li Min dared to pretend to be surprised, "What is it?"
Li Minying looked at the black hand boss among the six monsters and motioned for him to argue next, otherwise how could he convince the public.
The black boss is a person who is used to seeing the world, and he knows that at this time, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and first tell the past that his six brothers and Li Min dare to have a bad relationship because of the 'snatching' of the Xuanbao Order, back and forth, over and over again, all the time emphasizing the premise, indicating that this is a misunderstanding.
And it worked!
"In this case, there is borrowing and repaying, and it is not difficult to borrow again!"
In the end, Li Min dared to give back the six-in-one baggage that he had taken away in the soup house that day under the strong request of the young lady, and most of the things were still there, especially those few pieces of Lu's secret order. Then, the six monsters walked away, still holding grudges, plotting revenge for others, no problem......
There is no trace of time, and time flies.
That Li Mindang had not been a Great Elder for a few days before he encountered the Spirit Sect's mid-year summary meeting, which was a coincidence.
The conquest of the top of the mountain, the Temple of Light (laid), the first collective meeting of the high-level of the Spirit Sect of the year, attended by the sect leader, the (chief) great elder, the left and right protector kings (absent), the representatives of the holy envoys of the Guardians (the Blue Dragon Envoy, the White Tiger Envoy, the Vermilion Bird Envoy, the Xuanwu Envoy), the Nine Little Elders, and the ten directors of the sect, as well as the directors of the various affairs sub-bureaus in the Wailing City, and other important figures.
In terms of scale, how grand it is, and the praise ceremony is even grander.
Meditation Continent, the era of sects, the third generation of the Holy Spirit Sect leader Li Minying spoke first...... After she finished her opening remarks, she reported to her subordinates......
The stakes and stakes are at stake.
I saw that the new sect leader was wearing a black crown, but he was wearing a brocade dress, although he was dressed plainly, except for an obvious beautiful face, he had to dress up as a man.
“...... Over the past six months, all of you have worked very hard, and the comprehensive strength ranking of the sect I taught on land still remains the first!"
There was a cheer from below, because it seemed to be a very relevant 'year-end bonus', and there were other additional rewards, and so on.
"But ......"
There is silence below, and there are many speculations, I don't know what it is?
I saw that Li Minying's face changed slightly solemn, and all the subordinates thought that something was wrong, and even Li Minkang, who was already drowsy before the meeting was held, was suddenly startled, opened his eyes and listened quietly.
"But...... Everyone must continue to work hard to defeat the remaining two sects and the puppet alliance, open up more territory, and regain control of the entire meditation continent!"
At this moment, the conference hall completely erupted, and they shouted wildly:
Unify the three religions, dominate the underworld, and be the only one for thousands of generations!