378. If you are a mortal, don't slap your swollen face and become fat
Li San'er got up and withdrew......
"You stop for the old lady!" Ali Yun immediately chased after him.
"Wait!" Wuji followed.
Soon.
Self-pitching, rest area.
"It's cool to have a big cup!" Li San'er took the initiative to order food this time, no, no, order something to drink.
"Sorry dear, the big cup is sold out!" The young lady at the front desk had an amiable face.
"Isn't this a big cup?" Li San'er pointed to one of them.
"I'm sorry, dear, this is a medium cup!" explained the young lady at the front desk with a smile.
"No, Lao Tzu just wants this big cup!" Li San'er was really strong.
"Sorry dear, there are no big cups, only small cups, standard cups and medium cups, and the big cups are sold out!"
"Papapa...... Li San'er suddenly thought of something, and began to shave his ears, "Give me a big cup or not, give me a ......"
"I'm sorry, dear, please calm down!" The young lady at the front desk still insisted on her principles, "It is recommended that you recharge the exclusive package and give a medium cup with a small cup ......"
"What? no, no, absolutely not!" Li San'er looked confused, wanting to get angry, but looking at the other party's delicate and handsome face, he still insisted on brainless masochism......
The young lady at the front desk is at a time when she can't do anything......
Unexpectedly, Ali Yun ran over angrily and stopped, "Pig, stop!"
Li San'er finally diverted his gaze and comforted himself affectionately, "Little sister, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this tigress is not aimed at you!"
Ali Yun crossed her hands on her waist, pointed at Li San'er's nose and scolded, "Stinky bench, you can't spit ivory out of your dog's mouth, nonsense!"
Li San'er smiled and groaned, "Yes, Lao Tzu is talking nonsense, you tigress spews blood, it's quite unreasonable!"
In this way, the two of them began to chatter and quarrel......
"Let's work!"
If it weren't for Wuji's timely appearance, no, timely exit, I'm afraid I would have to continue to fight for 300 rounds!
Soon.
Li San'er and his party of three left the rest area and entered the training area......
However, when he was about to insert his cultivation life foil, Cultivator Wuji stopped slightly, "Don't worry, there is still one small thing to complete!"
Ali Yun smiled weirdly at this time, and the corners of her mouth rose, revealing two uninvited little tiger teeth!
Li San'er didn't know why, she was actually a little trembling, and she was very puzzled, "What is a trivial matter?"
Wuji did not respond.
Aliyun is even more mysterious and secret......
Li San'er asked hysterically again, "What the hell is the matter, don't hide it, okay?"
Wuji is still silent.
Aliyun stupidly pointed with her fingers......
That's when —
Bite!
System Prompt:
Cultivator*8109, the system is downloading [David] version 8.0, please wait patiently......
"(Progress bar) 30% ......" Li San'er glanced at it, thinking that this had to wait, and after thinking about it, it felt that the situation didn't seem right, why did the little tiger tooth bashi look treacherous, is there any trap in it, it's better to ask a little clearer.
Unexpectedly, Wuji took the initiative to reply, "Don't worry, [David] 8.0 is the latest cultivation system protective vehicle, green and safe, powerful and strong, automatically filtering intrusive script attacks or removing parasitic worms, integrating the five functions of killing, repairing, cleaning, optimization, and physical examination, escorting your cultivation journey in the Divine Domain, it is an indispensable must-have APP!"
"Damn!" Li San'er shouted, "Is it so 666!"
Ali Yun reminded, "Hehe, there are pros and cons, seniors should talk to the stinky bench about the disadvantages!"
Li San'er said with an unhappy face, "I want you to talk more!"
Wuji really said, "If you want to talk about the disadvantages, there are a little bit, use it first, it's better than not!"
Ali Yun couldn't help but interject, "Yes, yes, it's better than not, anyway, it's just a waste of sowing resources, it's not a big deal!"
Li San'er was not a fool after all, so he grasped the key point in time and said, "How much is a loss?"
Ali Yun pretended to say, "Not much, not much, really not much......" Seeing that his kid was just relieved, he muttered quietly, "It's just half, is it much?!"
When Li San'er heard this, it was as if he had blown up the pot, and immediately questioned his cultivator, almost roaring, "Is this true?"
Wuji nodded firmly.
"No, no, quit quickly!" His kid immediately poked and poked, but unfortunately it was too late, because a black and white subtitle had already popped up on the inside of the pan:
David 8.0 has been installed, happy to use!
"Happy using!" Aliyun repeated very wryly, her tone heavy on mockery.
Moment!
Li San'er knew that the wood had been completed and the raw rice had been cooked, so he went with the flow and said, "Hehe, Lao Tzu has it, you also have it, everyone is just each other, what are you arrogant!"
In this regard, Ali Yun laughed and said, "Haha, only new rookies like you have it, and the old birds have long been ......"
Li San'er still wants to ask clearly......
"Alright, don't delay your work, let's go into training mode!" Wuji urged. Ali Yun didn't dare to be disobedient, so she inserted the member player card first, lit up the green prompt light, and slowly lay down in the cabin......
"It's your turn!" Wuji deliberately stayed last this time.
"Of course it's Lao Tzu and me, is it still up to you, it's really a fart to take off your pants and fart, it's too much!" Li San'er's face was full of unhappiness.
"Plug in the card!" Wuji roared politely.
"Where's the card?" Li San'er choked back even louder.
"Oh, here, here, I'm really sorry!" Wuji was afraid that his follower would lose such a valuable card, so he had to keep it for his kid, and there was no need to discuss!
Honk...... Honk...... Doodle......
Unexpectedly, after a burst of inspection sounds, a large number of calls were issued:
Beep beep beep –
Sure enough.
Bite!
System Prompt:
Cultivator*8109, you are running out of Life Foil Energy and unable to complete the Training Mode Loader, please top up as soon as possible!
"it!" Li San'er guessed that the culprit behind the scenes must be David, after all, it took half of the sowing energy.
"What else can I do?" Wuji guessed as well, and the little eyes full of meaning with the cultivator must be asking himself what to do, so he said expediently, "Suspend the training task, go and complete the sowing first, and collect life points!"
"Is this to blame Lao Tzu, if you want to blame it...... blame" Li San'er complained with a mouthful of complaints, and actually took all the blame...... Of course, it is not attributed to his own guide, nor to himself, but to be pushed to Aliyun as a matter of course, but it is okay.
Suddenly.
"Little sister, I want to recharge!"
"Okay, how much cultivation energy do you want to charge?"
"Charge!"
"What do you mean?"
"Ahh
"Okay, please wait!"
Presently.
Li San'er had long been puzzled why the guide around him had been secretly laughing, so he asked curiously while the young lady at the front desk was paddling back and forth, "Is this funny?"
Wuji pointed directly at his boy's pain point and scolded, "What kind of nouveau riche are you poor sour boy!"
In this regard, Li San'er didn't mind at all and said, "There is a saying, have you heard of the guide?"
Wuji smiled, "Of course I've heard of it, don't be a person with a swollen face and become fat, especially mortals!"
Li San'er shook his head decisively, and then said seriously, "A skinny camel is bigger than a horse, this is the wise saying!"
Just when Wuji was in disbelief, the young lady at the front desk immediately gave him a "head drink", and Li San'er really couldn't close his mouth with a smile......