Chapter 442:-for-tat
"Haven't you always wanted to learn my gossip magic steps?
"Really?"
Hearing that there was an opportunity to learn gossip and magic steps, Jingyang's eyes were brighter than anything else, and he immediately stopped making trouble, and even ignored the ridicule in Aochen's words.
"That's it, go up!"
Aochen pointed to the mechanism formation that specializes in practicing Bagua Phantom Steps, looking disgusted to dispel the evil guests, and he didn't even do a demonstration.
"No, you don't have any cheats for me, do you have to explain them to me, at least?"
"You're so powerful, use commentary?"
Aochen turned to Jingyang's back in one step, and with a fierce push, he sent Jingyang up, and he liked to open the mechanism, and he was abused for more than ten years, and finally it was his turn to see others suffer.
As soon as Jing Yang stood firm, he felt that the sixty-four wooden stakes began to move, some high and some low, forward and reversed, and they would move randomly, and they would fall down if they were not careful.
After Jingyang hit a few darts in a row, he was ruthless, using both hands and feet, and fled around on the stake like a monkey, although it was ugly but very practical.
"Ouch, you're not ashamed of walking around like a monkey!"
"Hahaha-"
Aochen laughed at Jingyang outside, and everyone leaned back and forth with laughter, especially the four women, who suffered a lot from this formation.
"By the way, you can't stand again immediately after standing on the wooden stake, otherwise there will be a surprise!"
With the last trace of conscience, Aochen gave Jingyang a hint, and then took everyone to another organ formation, these are the places where he has spent the most time in the past twenty years, and every place is a memory.
"Next this mechanism, Megatron, you must be interested. ”
Leaving Jingyang, Aochen came to another organ, it was a square pit, all sides were made of a square of one foot long and wide, Aochen swung his arms back, jumped down, and the wall on the left immediately had a huge fist from the square, and Aochen bombarded together, and then more and more fists, speed, strength also gradually increased, as if besieged by thousands of troops.
"Interesting!"
Luo Zhentian couldn't wait to go down and replace Aochen, learning from Aochen to fight against every punch like Aochen, he missed some at first, and was knocked away a few times, but the mechanism is very humane, once it is solid, the other fists will be withdrawn, giving the interloper time to adjust, Luo Zhentian has a lot of fun.
Neither of them can be played by Liuli, and after a while, I felt bored, tugging at Aochen's sleeve, and said coquettishly: "Brother Chen, these are not interesting, you take me to have fun." ”
"There's a wooden man array over there, you can use the mechanism to control the wooden people to fight, do you want to play?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Where's my master? I'm going to find my master!"
Liuli was eager to try it when she heard it, but Yu'er didn't see Luo Qiuyu, her heart was empty, so she asked.
"Aunt Luo and Uncle Cui are together, over there in the study building, I'll take you there!"
"Thank you, sister. ”
Ziqi was the most empathetic, and took Yu'er to find Luo Qiuyu.
The wooden formation is like a big chessboard, there are dozens of wooden people of different sizes standing on both sides, some are light and flexible, and some are wearing armor, but one thing in common is that they have no face, or the face is very simple, the eyes and nose are carved at will, the largest one is a few points bigger than King Kong, and there is iron armor all over the body, just a fist can stand people, and it makes people palpitate when they look at it.
"Would you like to go up and try it?"
The man had a few games that didn't like violence, so Hong Feng and Tianqi went up in response, and deliberately ran to the side of the wooden man to observe the past one by one.
"Brother Chen, play the biggest one for me!"
"Good!"
The mechanisms here are not fatal, and Aochen naturally won't spoil Liuli's interest, and if there is anything else, Tianqi and Hong Feng may not be dealt with.
"Hahaha, you admit defeat!"
In terms of playing, Liuli's talent is at the level of Aochen, and after a while, he became familiar with the control method, commanding the machine man, and walked towards Hong Feng and Tianqi step by step, and realized the feeling of a strong man.
"Haha, hit it, hit it, you can't escape, fat brother, you can't escape......"
Under the command of Liuli, the machine man punched like flying, and Tianqi and Hong Feng fled in the wilderness, and several counterattacks were also hit on the chest of the organ man's strongest defense, obviously afraid of breaking the machine man.
"Even if you take action, the parts of these traps are all backed up, and the broken ones can be replaced immediately. ”
"That's good, look at me!"
This time Hong Feng was satisfied, and a few dodges dodged the fist of the machine man, jumped up along the fist, and swung a dozen punches in a row, hitting the wooden man's head firmly, banging.
"Hide, don't carry it hard, you can move your body and head. ”
Aochen bowed his head and patiently taught Liuli to operate, slowly, Liuli also played offensive and defensive, unlike the blind attack at the beginning, King Kong who looked at it was red-eyed, and wanted to go up and try.
Unconsciously, most of the day passed, everyone had a lot of fun, sweating profusely to rest, except for Liuli, because the machine person she controlled was dismantled by Hong Feng and Tianqi together, and the hands, feet and head were unloaded, leaving only two legs and a body, and now they are thinking about how to win back.
"You can pick any house on this side, take a bath, rest for a while, Uncle Zheng has good wine and good food to greet tonight, and I will regret it for a lifetime if I miss it. ”
"Don't worry, I'll swim through sleepwalking, that trap array, did you really clear the customs?"
Jingyang's face was blue in several places, and when he heard that there was a food to relieve hatred of immortals, the whole person was in good spirits, and he couldn't wait now, but after a while, he asked Aochen indignantly.
"Yes, I can only get out of the Ghost Valley if I am in the flowers and the leaves do not touch the leaves. ”
"You wait, I'll be able to clear the level. ”
"Well, it took me more than ten years, and I will ask your son to continue in the future, and sooner or later I will be able to do it, Yugong will move mountains!"
"I didn't hear that!"
For more than ten years, Aochen said that it was like a basin of cold water poured on his head, extinguishing the little fire of confidence that Jingyang had just risen.
Everyone was chatting, Jun Yitian came over and said, "Chen'er, grandpa is looking for you, hurry up." ”
"Oh, I'll get over here!"
"What do you need, just tell me, don't be polite, we don't have anyone in Guigu, I'm afraid we will not greet you well. ”
"It's good, it's good, it's us who bothered!"
"Okay, then I'll go first!"
Jun Yitian said a few words, and then left with Aochen, wanting to talk and stopping along the way, and finally spoke.
"Chen'er, in the past two years, has anyone come to you?"
"Who?
Although Jun Yitian's words were confused, that expression was enough to explain everything, but Aochen pretended not to understand, this person should be confused when he should be confused.
"Our Jun family!"
"Nope!"
One of Aochen's abilities is that you never know when he's lying, and the answer is extremely natural.
"After all, it's a family, if ......"
"Well, yes, there's a big thing I want to tell you!"
Aochen didn't have to guess what his father would say next, he finally got those people, and he didn't want to take any more trouble after beating him to death, so he hurriedly told what happened to the Qin family later, blocking what Jun Yitian wanted to say next.
"This ...... How am I going to tell your mother?"
Jun Yitian was stunned when he heard this, if he didn't say this, his wife would always have a hurdle in her heart that she couldn't get over, but if she said it, her wife would definitely feel guilty.
"Hey, you can't coax any of them, I'm going to coax ...... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, all steady. ”
Jun Yi innocently forgot to continue to talk about the Jun family, Aochen happily wanted to sing, get rid of a big trouble, and let his father carry the burden with him.
Jun Yitian finally chose to talk violently, raised his hand and knocked on Aochen's head, and said with a dark face: "How can you speak, I am your father!"
When he came to Huangfu Jin's study, Jun Yitian didn't stop for a moment, turned around and left, so he had a feeling of escape.
Entering Huang Fu Jin's study, Aochen knew why his father was in such a hurry, because at a glance, Huang Fu Jin's study was like a thief, the Bogu shelf was empty, there were three identical Yongzi Bafa left on the wall, and the whole room was left with the gold scale quadrupole inkstone on the desk to count as a valuable object, which was given to Huang Fu Jin by the deceased, out of respect, Aochen would not go to play, you can rest assured.
"Hmph, do you have the ability to hide in the sky? No, I brought Dapeng back, I repeat, it's useless for you to hide in the sky, it's over, you're completely finished, I won't leave you any of those things!"
Aochen was very domineering, as soon as he entered the study, he sat down by himself, his legs were crossed on the desk, knocking on the pen wash, he and Ah Bao were familiar with Guigu, and the things that Huangfu put away were nothing they couldn't find.
Although this is not a good object, it has been used for more than ten years, and it can make the emperor feel distressed, but it is not revealed at all, otherwise Aochen will inevitably knock harder and heavier.
"I just gave Po two golden lynxes and saddled them, so I should be playing horseback fighting. ”
Huangfu pretended to inadvertently reveal a message, saying that he had dismantled Aochen's most advantageous helper, he and Aochen are too familiar with each other, I don't know how many times this kind of game has been played, Aochen can be said to have a lot of criminal records, either draw a bird on Huangfu Jin's calligraphy and painting, write a good word, or paint on those antiques, and even dismantle a small part down, mend a horn, wings or something, which makes him uncomfortable for Huangfu Jin with obsessive-compulsive disorder than completely ruined.
"Traitor, turn around and stew it with that pair of lynxes!"
Aochen is a little discouraged, Ah Bao is soft-handed, he will definitely not help him find things, Ghost Valley is such a big island, grandpa must be very hidden, and he has to find the Year of the Monkey Ma Yue alone.
"That's good, I'll have a bowl then. ”
Huangfu has done enough preparations, not only to find so many guests, to collect what should be collected, to hide what should be hidden, confident that there is nothing to make Aochen toss, looking at Aochen's angry appearance, but also a little proudly provocative.
"You think beautifully, let the four girls go home for a trip, rest for a year and a half, you haven't let them go home for more than ten years, the landlord and the old wealth have not done anything like this, I have been scolded by Bai Boy for so many years, and I have been wronged to death!"
"What's the matter with me? They are not my maids, if you feel sorry for them, let them go back, except for Ziqi, none of them are worry-free, I wish you would let them go back for ten or eight years." ”
"No conscience! You said that you are too, you are still so arrogant when you sprinkle nails, the West Gate of the East, the South Palace and the North Hell, how neat they are, or do the same work, you wish the whole world knew that they were your people, right?"
With nothing to rely on, Aochen could only take a step back and speak, and then find all kinds of excuses to bury the emperor.
(End of chapter)