Chapter 7 The Earth Is in Trouble?
Bai Luomei hadn't broken out yet, the aunt in the back row couldn't help it first, she grabbed Bai Luomei's sleeve, "Girl! What did you just say? Why didn't I understand a word? You can do it, let me go back! I still have an old man at home! My daughter is not married yet!"
Bai Luomei took a deep breath again, and repeatedly silently recited the chapter on etiquette norms in "The Self-cultivation of Imperial Field Personnel" in her heart, forcibly suppressed the idea of wanting to kill, and said seriously: "It's not impossible to let you two go back, but you have to promise first that you won't use the ability you just got to do things that hurt others." ”
"Ability, what ability?" the aunt had a question mark on her face.
"You just ran faster than the car, didn't you feel it, if it weren't for chasing you, I could have waited until she threw someone down the stairs?"
"It's illegal to run fast?" the aunt was even more confused.
"Uh...... It's not illegal...... Bai Luomei said, "Forget it! You go first! I guess it's already chaotic outside at this time! You hurry up and go home! Be careful on the road!" After finishing speaking, she pressed a button on the car, the door in the back row opened, and the aunt jumped out of the car with a "whoosh", and ran away without a trace in a blink of an eye.
Bai Luomei patted her forehead, "What did I do with so much effort to get her back?"
Chunxiao was still in a daze, Bai Luomei stretched out her hand and shook it in front of her eyes, "Hey!
"Ah?...... Oh......"
"Do you have any plans for yourself?"
"I ?...... Well...... Surrender?...... Fight for leniency...... Renovate ?......"
"I said what if...... I mean, what if...... Can I give you a new identity...... So that you don't have to accept penalties...... You...... Will you work for me?"
Chunxiao looked at her suspiciously, "...... What's the job?"
Bai Luomei glared at her, "You little girl is not very old, don't your thoughts be so dirty! I also said it just now, I am a field officer of the Xiuzhen Administration under the Imperial Administration, and now there is an unknown source of energy on the earth, which has caused many people to obtain abilities, and the whole world may cause a big chaos, and I need some helpers to deal with these things." ”
"I don't read much, don't lie to me! This kind of world-saving meme has long been outdated, okay? Now liars like to resurrect the terracotta warriors or open the treasury of the Qing Dynasty or something!"
"What kind of liar have you ever seen that can fly?"
"Oh yes......" Chunxiao pointed to his finger.
"Do you want to do it, give me a good time!"
"That...... Is there a salary?"
"Yes!"
"How many?"
"Earn more than you make now, anyway!"
"That'...... I have one last request!"
"You say!" Bai Luomei gritted her teeth.
"You have to find a way to get me back the house and savings that my parents left me!"
"You want to go to heaven, do you still want to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?"
"No matter! That's what I ask anyway!"
Bai Luomei popped out a word from between her teeth: "Okay!"
The car started and pulled out of the narrow, deserted alley where they were.
Chunxia covered her mouth in surprise, what did she see? There was an apocalyptic scene everywhere outside.
People on the streets were running aimlessly, cars colliding together and overturning on the side of the road were everywhere, the glass of the gold shops and banks on the side of the road was smashed to pieces, and in some places there were fires, but there were no fire trucks in sight, no one was fighting them, and at the intersection in front, there were even people confronting the policemen with guns.
This...... Am I crossing over?
Bai Luomei saw the scene outside, grabbed her hair frantically, and said: "It's really special! It's a big trouble this time! I can't help but deduct the bonus!"
Chunxiao turned her head to look at her in surprise, deducting bonuses? This is a big mess in the world, isn't it? Shouldn't this kind of thing be put back in the face of such an event?
Bai Luomei slapped the steering wheel fiercely, and said: "Light brain!
After a while, "Headquarters! This is Bai Luomei of the 90002 team of the field team, and an unexplained energy explosion occurred on the No. 802 technology planet of the 66th Universe Milky Way, causing a large number of people to awaken their abilities and ask for reinforcements! Request reinforcements!"
Chunxiao: Hmm...... It turned out that her name was Bai Luomei......
"There are about 8 billion intelligent creatures in this civilization, and the preliminary estimate is that the number of awakened people is about 100 million!"
After waiting for another half a minute, she hated the steering wheel again, "I'll go to Nima's report! Report to your uncle! Wait for the report to be approved, this special civilization is extinct!"
Chunxiao looked at her angry appearance, stretched out his hand and patted her shoulder, then looked at the handprint hole in her shoulder, and said, "Don't worry! It's useless to be anxious! I don't think far water can quench the thirst of the near, the top priority is to gather as many people as possible and find more people to help." ”
Bai Luomei exhaled, rubbed her face with her hands, wiped off the "irritability" on her face, and nodded, "You're right!"
At this time, a group of people suddenly appeared in the middle of the road blocking the way of the car, Chunxiao looked up, and saw that the leader was a social brother, at this moment he was naked with his upper body, a green dragon's head poked down from his shoulder, covering his entire left chest, a thumb-thick gold chain on his neck, hanging above the bulging belly, wearing a pair of beach pants on his lower body, and flip-flops on his feet.
He was followed by four thugs, their hair dyed red, yellow, blue, and green, and their clothes were strangely shaped.
The eldest brother stretched out his hands to block in the middle of the road, with a posture of being a husband and a man.
Bai Luomei said: "Sit tight!~" is about to hit them with a foot of oil. What are you kidding, Imperial Tech Power, don't talk about you as a little powerhouse! Even if you sit on a mountain, you can hit a hole!
Chunxiao hurriedly stopped her, "Wait! Wait! Listen to what he has to say first! It's not good for you to judge people by their appearance like this!"
Bai Luomei thought about it, slowly drove the car over, and stopped.
The car window was lowered, and the eldest brother said with a righteous and awe-inspiring face, "Two beauties! Now that it's chaotic outside, you are still driving a good car out and running around, what should you do if you meet bad guys!"
"Big brother, we're going home!" Chunxiao deliberately tried to do so.
"Then don't take this road! There are too many banks and gold shops in front of you!" You turn around, turn right, cross two intersections and go forward, there is a residential area, it should be relatively peaceful.
"Oh, okay, thank you, big brother...... Aren't you afraid of being hit by a car?"
"Haha!" The eldest brother smiled heartily, patted his belly, the fat on his belly swayed up and down a few times like a wave of his movements, and pointed to a car next to him that had deflated its head, "I'm afraid! I'm afraid that they will make me pay if the car is damaged!"
Chunxiao: What strange ability is this awakening?
Bai Luomei suddenly interjected on the side, "Big brother, are you willing to save the earth with us?"
Chunxiao: What's your problem? Do you want to be so secondary? You can say this kind of thing? I'm embarrassed that I'm going to have cancer, okay?