"Wow......"

"Oh......"

A rooster crowed, and it was dawn.

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The fairy mountain is ethereal.

White cranes soar.

In the depths of Cloud Mountain, immortals are exercising in the morning.

From time to time, there are colorful sword lights dazzling (yao) long sky, and sometimes I see men and women in flowing clothes, in the clouds.

Some of them are still unskilled and swaying, while others are like a frightening and quickly disappear on the side of the mountain.

On Qingluan Peak, half-mountain pavilion.

Two Taoist men in top hats are playing chess.

One was dressed in a blue robe and a goatee, and had a leisurely bearing, while the other was dressed in gray and his face was a little angry.

Standing by the pavilion was a girl in pink makeup, who looked to be about twelve or thirteen years old.

Long bright eyes and bright teeth, holding a beautiful bun, tied up with an ebony hairpin, and the clouds and temples are scattered.

The black and white in the pavilion complement each other, and the murderous aura is confused.

The man in gray held a white piece in his right hand, looked at the chessboard and groaned, and couldn't put it down after hesitating for a long time.

Seeing this, the little girl couldn't help but shake her head secretly.

Xin said: "Ah yes, Uncle Shi, this is going to lose again!"

Pinch your fingers, since the master accepted me to get started, in the past few years, the master has lost at least 800 games.

Haven't you been yet?"

... Just when the man in gray was in a dilemma, his chance to play tricks came.

In the midst of the white clouds on the top of the mountain, a loud drum beat suddenly sounded, and it sounded like who was giving a concert there.

The piano, flute, gongs, cymbals, zheng, sheng, pipe, flute, are very complete.

In the middle, there is also an annoying "bang bang" banging sound.

It is said that this thing is called a "drum kit", and it is of inferior quality.

Oh'er, then he heard the voice of a male duck who was in the period of voice change, and sang unashamedly:

"Oh, ah

Ahh

......”

The song goes up and down, like a duck's call, and it is difficult to speak.

At the turning point, it was really breathless, and when it was high-pitched, it almost shook the white clouds in the sky.

Listening to it makes people breathless, and they are extremely worried, and they don't know what to do.

After hearing a few words, the gray-clothed man couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "This Zhao Xiaobai has started again!"

"Senior brother, look at it. ”

"What kind of bullshit apprentices are you taking here! It's noisy all day long, how can you still play this chess?"

The blue-robed man picked up the teapot, his goatee trembled, and said with a smile: "Senior brother." ”

"You don't know that he's been very quiet today. ”

"If he cries like he usually howls, how can you survive this game of chess until now?"

The little girl on the side smiled "poof", accidentally showed her teeth, and hurriedly covered her mouth.

The blue-robed man glared at her and asked, "Ziyue, tell me, what does he roar at on weekdays?"

The little girl hurriedly looked at her and replied, "Master, Fifth Senior Brother, he sometimes roars so painfully that it is difficult for people to remember, but the disciple has also learned some. ”

The blue-robed man connected his fingers and said, "Learn to sing a sentence or two." ”

The little girl hurriedly said, "Yes, Master." ”

She didn't want to think about it, she learned her senior brother's style, her mind was far away, she looked up to the sky and sighed, and shouted loudly:

"My heart~son... Flew back to my hometown!"

Mountains and forests flutter, fallen leaves fly, birds scattered.

A few toads by the pond were unexpected, and they jumped into the water one after another.

The man in gray was taken aback.

Seeing that the little girl suddenly turned into a crazy girl, she really looked like a bird like the man on the mountain, and couldn't help but open her mouth.

"Bang" threw the piece in his hand into the chess arena, looked up to the sky and sighed: "The ancients said that those who are close to Zhu ...... No, no, I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet. I'm not going to deceive you!"

He sighed three times in a row, and then the conversation changed to something else that bothered him.

"The day before yesterday, someone from the Houshan Lingtian Management Office came to complain. ”

"Say that you, disciple, invite some monkeys, tigers, leopards, demons and others who take care of the cherry blossom garden to the mountains to learn to play the huqin, or play drums and preach Xiao. ”

"I said junior brother. ”

"There is no calendar in the mountains, and the years of the gods are long. ”

"A person who cultivates immortals will inevitably feel lonely, so it's just a matter of being noisy. ”

"But the cherries in Houshan are out of custody, and they are always eaten by others, this year's Zhongshan Peach Banquet, what do we take Beishan as a gift this year?"

The blue-robed man didn't care, and said with a smile: "Senior brother thinks too much, how can you steal such a large garden?"

"Besides, didn't he graft a lot of grapes on the neem tree, and by that time, the grapes should be ripe, right?"

When the man in gray heard this, his face became even more bitter, and his beard was about to rise.

couldn't help but scold: "Grafting grapes on the neem tree, it's a shame for him to think of it!"

It's bitter and astringent, is that something that can be eaten?"

The blue-robed man showed a strange expression on his face, and hummed in his mouth: "Why do you eat so much when it's unpalatable?"

"Besides, didn't he already punish him for thinking about it last year? ”

"Xiaobai said that last year's grape varieties were not good, and this year new varieties have been bred, and they are big. ”

The gray-clothed man just took a shallow sip of tea, and when he heard the words, he squirted out most of the time, and said angrily: "He also thinks about it?"

"Didn't you see, thinking about it, a good piece of black jade was brutalized by him and carved a crooked poem?"

"What, the danger is a hundred feet high, don't pick the stars. Don't dare to enlarge the fart, I'm afraid I won't be able to win. ”

"He is, with the intention of ...... Hmph!"

The blue-robed man squinted and smiled, stretching out a finger to flick the tea on his sleeve.

said: "My apprentice, the poetry is excellent, but I just like to play pranks." ”

The man in gray finally became angry and screamed, "You... You, you, if you have a teacher, you must have your apprentices, you Qingluan Peak, you are a snake and a rat... Hey, a litter!"

As if he felt that this was too harsh, he was taken aback, regretted a little in his heart, and couldn't help but sigh and corrected:

"Why don't you have a normal human here?"

After speaking, he shook his head, got up angrily, stomped a few feet, and instantly turned into a wisp of light smoke, and rushed into the sky like a glimpse.

There was a sound like a broken gong in the clouds.

"I, I, I...... Hi ......"

"I'll come back tomorrow, and I won't believe I can't win you!"

"Hurry up Ming'er, let that bastard don't howl!"

I don't know which immortal technique the gray-clothed man used, the word "howl" was actually heard in the mountains, and the echoes were endless.

The blue-robed man looked at the misty clouds and smoke in the air and shook his head slowly.

He said to the little girl: "Go, call your fifth senior brother down, and the teacher will test his homework today." ”

The little girl bowed her head, blessed slightly, and said, "Yes, Master, the apprentice obeys the master's orders." ”

A small banana fan in his hand shook a few times and walked up the mountain.

The melodious sound of silk strings on the top of the mountain lingered, touching her heart and lungs, and she couldn't help but step on this distinct rhythm under her feet, winding forward.

Raise your eyes and look around, the peaks cut the walls of thousands of thousands, the strange trees and bamboos, the flowers are like brocade, and the clear stream flows babbling on the stones.

It can be seen that the carved beams and jade, the cornices are painted at the corners, and the mountains and rivers are covered.

Qingluan Peak is high and dangerous, the shape is like a mushroom, a thin handle on the mountainside, supporting a big gourd melon; the strange stones in the mountain are saggy, the ancient trees are towering, the branches are into a path, and go straight up the high cliff.

The little girl walked on the branches of the tree and was taken aback when she glanced at the originally smooth stone wall at the bottom of the mountain!

Such a beautiful piece of white jade, when did the senior brother actually graffiti on it?

Carefully discerning, this word is indeed carved with a long sword.

It reads:

The big river goes east, and the waves hit the waves.

Ten times the waves, let you wave.

As soon as the sun came out, it flashed golden.

The big characters are like silver hooks and iron strokes, arrogant, but they are like flowing clouds and water, and they turn as expected.

The coquettish air is incomparable.

She couldn't help but be secretly shocked in her heart: It is rumored on the mountain that the senior brother is so ambitious that he doesn't learn and has no skills, but it seems that calligraphy is not said;

As far as the Qingluan sword intent revealed when he carved the words, I'm afraid it's about to surpass the master, right?

It's just that what kind of bullshit poetry he wrote.