41. The laity county has a grudge
After the six monsters of Dongjun gradually lifted the paralysis of the whole body, they suddenly lost their minds and went crazy. Otherwise, why did they shout wildly, especially with their mouths furious, and shout one after anotherβ
"Lao Tzu has to break this kid's body into ten thousand pieces!"
β...... A thousand cuts!"
β...... Five horses split into corpses!"
β...... Eat it alive!"
β...... Cramp peeling!"
β...... Crush the bones and scatter the ashes!"
At this time, the two calmest people in the audience were none other than the Tang brothers. It is said that Tang Yu has long hated the thief in his heart, but he also thinks that the idea of the six monsters is too vicious, but it is not excessive. In short, he was curious and had a little doubt to solve.
"Big brother, what did that bastard kid say, 'stop with a smile', what is it?"
"What you're talking about is actually the Demon Sect's Pure Pill, right?"
"Well, it's this colorless, tasteless, traceless, soft and sad wind that we can't guard against, what's going on? How did he make a secret hand, even our family's unique secret immortal antidote pill can't resist its power, it can be described as very clever!"
"The Demon Sect Qingming Pill is not a poison, so the Immortal Pill of this sect can't be guarded against, and this thief boy is really cunning, take advantage of the two of us to be distracted......"
It turned out that after Li Min dared to hear the sound of the six monsters of Dongjun entering the door from within, he had secretly crushed the peanut-sized spirit (demon) pill, soaked it in a wine bowl in advance, and placed it on the table, allowing it to volatilize a smokeless, fogless, colorless, tasteless, harmless, and side-effectless Qingming rain that could make people laugh and paralyze, and suddenly filled the entire hall.
...... After Li Min dared to escape. Not only did the six monsters of Dongjun stop, but even the Tang family brothers had to quickly guess the direction of his whereabouts.
Northeast, South, West?
"Big brother, the most dangerous place is the safest place!" At the moment when the six monsters of Dongjun were fighting, Tang Yu reminded the dull-minded Tang Chi on a whim. "Little brother, you are really smart, and you have this idea for your brother, wait a moment and see the situation!" I saw that the six monsters of Dongjun had already fought for each other, and none of them came out. "That stinky boy must have fled south!" "How could it be? He must have taken a shortcut to the west!" "No, no, no! the possibility of him fleeing north is probably the greatest, this stinky boy has always been eccentric!" "That's right, since he is a weird stinky boy, then we must think that we thought that he would not escape back to the original east road, so he really returned to the east road the same way, then we should go back!" That's not right, we think he thinks we think, then he may think we think he thinks ......"
At the end of this quarrel, unexpectedly, the iron-handed monster Lao Liu woke up the dreamer with a word, and finally ended the senseless disagreement. I saw him stand firm in a loud voice, "I don't know anything, I just listen to what my eldest brother says and does!"
"Yes, then listen to the big brother!"
"That's right, I think so too!"
"That's right, don't I!"
"Extremely right, besides, I agree with the big brother the most!"
...... The crows were silent, waiting for instructions.
"Then go back!"
The black boss gave an order, and the six monsters immediately set off.
It's a pity that they have spent another hour or so now, so Li Min dares to run farther.
This kid deliberately didn't play cards according to the routine, but he didn't know that the six monsters deduced according to common sense and really went back to Dongjun. And Li Min dared to think that they would not think it, so he chose to go back.
"Big brother, how's it going?"
"In your opinion, where will the thief boy go?"
"This ...... I can't guess what that bastard boy was thinking, he's so scheming that no one else knows!"
"So what should we do now?"
"Is it better to chase it, or not to chase it?"
"To chase or not to chase, just ask the eldest brother to decide!"
The two little brothers of the Tang family said that none of them had formulated, but it was not a way to hesitate.
"Then chase it!"
It took them about half an hour before they decisively marched towards the Yandong realm, and although they were quick to whip up, they didn't even see the figure of the six monsters, not to mention the spirit sect urchin Li Min, who took the first step......
However, at this time.
The small border county in the eastern county is very lively.
"Caught!"
"Finally caught!"
"Finally caught this cunning boy!"
"Finally caught this lawless stinky boy!"
"Finally caught this wicked, smelly and ugly thief boy!"
"Shut up!"
The boss of the black hand monster who was walking in the forefront suddenly gave an order, and the five monster hand brothers behind him immediately stopped shouting.
Note.
Location: Dongjun, the county seat of the laity.
Time: More than a month after the county's most wanted person, Lu Chouchou, fled.
Characters: Six bounty weirdos, one wanted criminal, and countless laypeople in the county.
Event: Welcome Mr. Six Monsters to arrest the shocking thief, only to be escorted back to the general's palace, rewarded for meritorious deeds, glory and wealth.
"What's going on?"
Even the little brother of the Tang family, who was quietly hiding in the crowd after dressing up, was extremely eager to learn the truth and waited and waited.
I saw the six monsters of Dongjun passing through the streets and alleys, as if announcing the whole city, swaggering and shouting, lest others not know who the person they caught was.
That Li Min dared to be propped up to the sky by the five monsters in the posture of 'five horses splitting the corpse', and his limbs were grabbed by one monster and one by one, and his ponytail and a hemp rope were led by Bai Lao Er, and the whole was in a 'big' shape, and he didn't want to escape again.
After a while, maybe the six monsters were tired of shopping, thinking that this matter was now known to the whole county, and they knew that it was time. They finally arrived at the largest inn restaurant in the county: Wanli Restaurant, at this time people came and went, and there was an endless stream.
The black boss told the brothers to prop the thief boy into the building, and then threw it directly to the ground, and then each monster stepped on it again to breathe.
"Hahaha......"
"Stinky boy!"
"Ugly boy!"
"Thief boy!"
"Bad boy!"
"Dead boy!"
After each of the six monsters in Dongjun let out a vicious breath, they quickly sat around a table, talking and laughing.
And that Li Mindang didn't say a word, but the corners of his mouth always kept smiling, his mood seemed to be very optimistic, and his expression fluctuated slightly.
At this moment, Tang Yu didn't need to dress up much, only decorated it slightly, and she looked like an extraordinary, slim and beautiful girl, and it was very strange to say that she acted for convenience.
"Big brother, what's wrong with him?"
"Uh...... To treat others the way they do?"
"What?"
"He must have been tricked!"
"What's the trick?"
"In my opinion, he may have been hit by a mixture of 'liver and intestines' and 'heart-rending lung water'!"
"Hip-hop?"
"Little brother, look carefully, the thief boy has a calm face at this time, but his forehead is sweating, his whole body trembles slightly, and he can't move at all, and he can't dissolve the internal pain of his whole body like ten thousand ants...... This method is really vicious and fierce, and the fierceness is superimposed with hatred, but it is enough for the thief boy to drink a pot!"
"Oooh!"
After Tang Yu heard Tang Chi finish speaking, he decisively glanced at Li Mindang who was lying on the ground, only to see that he was as if nothing had happened on the surface, but the symptoms that were suddenly revealed were not wrong at all.
And at this time, Li Minkang's face, after the dog skin plaster used to disguise has been removed, is actually a handsome and handsome face, which can also make the audience feel comfortable and relaxed.
"Big brother, this kid refuses to say whether he lives or dies, what should I do!"
"Second brother, what are you anxious about, then the county lord of Meimei will rectify him!"
"Third brother, it's not right for you to say that, of course our brothers have to bring treasures to them, so that they can be more favored by the Meimei County Lord!
"What can I see, what can I see?"
"Several brothers have a point, it's better to try my method, I can't help but he doesn't say it!"
When the black boss heard this, his eyes lit up, and he nodded in agreement.
At this time, in the banquet hall, countless pairs of eyes circled around the seven of them, watching the development of the situation very closely. Some of these hooligans were even more daring and reckless, quite interested, and shouted blindly, "A few masters, tell me how this kid got into your hands, everyone is waiting to hear it!"
"Hahaha......"
Although the reputation of the Six Monsters of Dongjun is a bit bad, their methods of rectification in the entire Dongjun are very famous, and as the secret employees of the palace, their influence is not small. Therefore, in this remote county area, they are still famous and convincing.
"This kid doesn't know whether he lives or dies, and he actually threw himself into the net!" the black boss laughed happily, thinking that Li Min dared to calculate it himself, and he didn't count that they would turn back to the east.
It turned out that Li Mindang thought that no matter what, the six monsters would not believe his "lies", but as a result, the other party just believed it, what else could he do......