Chapter Twenty-Four: Return to Earth
Chunxiao took a deep breath, slowly spit it out, and opened her mouth to say, "Poor ......"
What is this? I don't know the name at all, right?
"Light Brain! Light Brain!"
No response!
"Light Brain!Light Brain!Light Brain~~~"
"I'm sorry, beauty, I fell asleep just now!"
You told me that you were sleeping, are you kidding me? It seems that this light brain is not only faulty in hardware, but also abnormal in spirits! Forget it, none of this matters!
"Well, you can help me find out what the name of this plant is!"
"Okay beauty, please wait!"
After a minute, "According to your request, I will help you find out that the name of this plant is Big Pink Vine." ”
I didn't expect such a girly plant to have such a down-to-earth name, okay! Then let me save you!
Thinking of this, she suddenly felt that the spell was not so awkward, "Poor big pink vine!
I saw a flash of white light in her right hand...... The next moment...... Nothing happened......
Chunxiao stretched out her hand and pulled its leaves, and suddenly the whole pot of flowers shook violently - it was like a person who was sleeping suddenly being woken up, just the feeling of being excited, and then she heard a hoarse and faint female voice "Water...... Water...... Water ......".
Chunxiao hurriedly stood up and went to the bathroom to get a glass of water for it and poured it into the flower pot, "Water...... Hmmm, it's delicious...... Delicious...... Delicious ......"
Nima, is this a repeater attribute added?
It wasn't until the water in the pot gradually penetrated that the big pink vine stopped muttering "delicious", and I saw it slowly stretching its leaves, a bit like stretching its waist...... And then ...... Started shaking while shaking...... While singing the out-of-tune "lalala......".
Chunxiao: I'm Nima...... It's not just a repeater...... Or is it a neuropathic repeater......
Chunxiao, who was in a petrified state, stared at the big pink vine for half an hour, and saw that it had not yet come out of the self-absorbed "lala" state, so she simply threw it into the system space, and began to wonder about her life.
Ever since she met Bai Luomei, she felt that her life was rushing towards an abnormal road, especially tonight, the light brain that claimed that she was sleeping and this extremely abnormal big pink vine pushed her into the abyss of doubting her life...... What the hell is going on...... Who's going to save me......
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The next day, Chunxiao met with Sen on time and set off for Earth, without saying anything all the way - it was really nothing, Chunxiao wanted to find a topic to chat with several times, but was forced to retreat by Sen without answering, she could only hold back her stomach of questions, and patiently waited to let her answer her questions after seeing Bai Luomei.
Finally, they landed in Moscow, and the iconic buildings of Red Square made Chunxiao recognize their destination at a glance.
Standing on the land of the earth again, Chunxiao had a feeling that it was not very real, looking at these busy ordinary people in front of him, who thought they were full, but they didn't know anything about the truth of the world - Chunxiao suddenly felt that he might never be able to go back......
Sen threw her a set of passports, Chunxiao opened it and looked at it, and couldn't help but sigh, "This fake certificate is really made like it!" Although she had never applied for a passport before, it could still be seen from the texture and printing of this small booklet that it was very exquisite!
Sen gave her a roll of his eyes and walked forward first.
Her eyes were full of unfamiliar words, her ears were full of unfamiliar languages, Chunxiao followed closely behind Sen, I was afraid that she would be separated from him without paying attention, at the same time, she suddenly remembered one thing: after she arrived at the headquarters of the Ten Thousand Realms Administration Bureau, there were no problems in language communication, and there was even a little raccoon who could speak northeast dialect, could it be that Chinese was actually the lingua franca of the universe?
The two didn't go far and entered a shopping mall, and Sen took Chunxiao directly to the top floor by elevator and entered a restaurant.
Bai Luomei waved vigorously to the two of them from a window seat.
Sen walked over, sat down with a stinky face, and said, "You asked us to come to Earth in a hurry just to come here to eat with you?"
Bai Luomei said nonchalantly: "Oh! This White Rabbit restaurant is difficult to book! Besides, how can you have the strength to work if you don't have a full stomach," she turned her face to Chunxiao, "You said yes?"
Chunxiao nodded in agreement, anyway, when the sky falls, there is a big man on top, and if she can't complete the task, there is a captain on top, what are she afraid of.
Chunxiao looked around curiously, as an orphan. She has never been to such a high-end restaurant since she was a child, although there are many restaurants in the headquarters, but most of them are fast food, and there is no such beautiful environment - the top of her head is an all-glass curved dome, and the chairs are all very high-end soft sofas......
"Smack!", a menu was slapped in front of Chunxiao, "Order what you want to eat, I'll treat you today!"
Chunxiao opened the menu and took a look, then pushed it back in front of Bai Luomei, "That...... Can you order it for me...... I don't understand ......"
"What? You didn't even get you an instant translation plug-in? I think it's time to go back to the factory for overhaul!"
"Besides, it told me yesterday that it was asleep......"
Suddenly, an indecent male voice in Chunxiao's mind said weakly: "Beauty, the instant translation plug-in has been downloaded and installed, by the way, I don't think I have the need for a major repair......"
Chunxiao opened the menu again, and the content on it was all understood, not only to understand, but also to learn Russian since he was a child.
"Their pan-fried cod with asparagus is good! and this Spanish crab soup ......."
"What about this, how about this?"
Sen was speechless and looked at the two women who were already focusing on the recipe, feeling quite a headache.
"Oh yes, why do all the people at the Imperial Headquarters speak Chinese?Is Chinese the lingua franca of the universe?" Chunxiao, who was flipping through the menu, threw out the first question.
"Damn, why didn't I ever think about that?"
You have been working in the headquarters for more than 5,000 years, have you never thought about why everyone speaks Chinese? How big is your nerves?
“......”
"When I first came, because of the language barrier, I specially asked someone about this matter, saying that it was because the queen who was deeply loved by the king came from a place where Chinese was spoken, and then the queen died, so the king ordered Chinese to be the official language, and the instant translation plug-in was also developed after that, because 99.99% of the people reported that they couldn't learn this devil-like language at all. Sen said lightly on the side.
Chunxiao and Bai Luomei remembered that there was another person next to them.
Chunxiao looked at the menu in Sen's hand, hesitated and said, "That, do I want to give you a cup of 82-year-old plasma?"
Sen: Convex (艹)