Chapter 207: Dare to pee? Lao Tzu will shoot you to death!
Chen Ya's act of picking kiwifruit angered the senior brother on the hillside, and the macaque had actually been secretly observing him.
For wild animals, food is life, and this outsider dares to collect the fruit of his grandson?
Kill you!
Squeak!~
The macaque roared loudly and quickly pounced, Chen Ya, who heard the movement, also knew in his heart that trouble was coming, but he was not afraid, a monkey is just that, what can Lao Tzu do?
Sure enough, the macaque that came down the mountain did not pounce directly on Chen Ya, but stayed on the bush ten meters above it, obviously knowing that it was not the opponent of this human being.
The netizens in the live broadcast room were shocked, but they were relieved to see that the monkey did not attack Brother Ya.
And then, Chen Ya glanced at the monkey, but couldn't help asking:
"What? These kiwi fruits, or you can't grow them?"
Ga!~
The leather otter in the satchel, after eating the kiwifruit, immediately looked up at the macaque above and let out a provocative roar.
The macaque, when he heard the roar of the little otter, became even more angry, and although he did not pounce, he stood on the branch of the bush, and with a great leap, he did a beautiful somersault.
Chen Ya's eyes widened, the netizens in the live broadcast room, the same, I didn't expect this monkey to do somersaults!
But seeing that the macaque did three somersaults in a row, it seemed to be showing off his strength, Chen Ya was quite speechless, and then said:
"What is this? If it's on flat ground, Lao Tzu can show you!"
When the macaque saw it, Chen Ya was unmoved, and did not seem to be shocked, so he immediately stood up, yes, he stood up on his feet, and then picked a kiwifruit the size of an egg.
Immediately afterwards, the senior brother looked at him fiercely, and suddenly threw the kiwi fruit in his hand at Chen Ya!
"Haha!"
Chen Ya laughed, but he quickly reached out and caught the kiwi fruit shot from above, and then smiled:
"Thank you, Senior Brother, for the reward!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room laughed when they saw this scene! And the macaque was about to explode in the lungs! Immediately frantically picked kiwifruit, and then threw them all down.
Whoosh!~Whoosh!~Whoosh!~
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Just like a machine gun, Chen Ya immediately asked Chen Ya to quickly hide behind the bushes, and then said speechlessly:
"How many fruits will I pluck you, will you?"
After hiding for a while, Chen Ya simply didn't bother to hide anymore, and directly braved the rain of bullets and bullets, and started to climb again, those kiwi fruits fell on his body, anyway, it didn't hurt or itch, indicating that there was nothing wrong at all.
Of course!
This did not mean that Chen Ya would let those kiwi fruits fall on his body, but quickly raised the high manganese steel dagger in his hand.
Brush! Brush!
In an instant, Chen Ya stabbed three times in a row, and the three kiwi fruits that fell from above were instantly cut into six halves, and the netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned!
This is...... Cutting fruit in the wilderness?
Next, the sharp dagger jumped in Chen Ya's hand, cutting through the thorns and thorns, and constantly cutting through the kiwi fruits that had been smashed down, and then quickly climbed upward, but ignored the macaque.
So, a man and a monkey, separated by a distance of ten meters, competed with each other, and then gradually moved upward, and after a while, the two sides came to a height of more than 70 meters.
In this process, the senior brother kept throwing kiwi fruits, but Chen Ya quickly waved the dagger in his hand, which made the netizens in the live broadcast room look at it with high interest, and the barrage quickly rolled.
"Chubby Bug: Hahaha, this is a live-action version of the fruit cutting game!"
"Devouring the Great Demon God: Tsk, Senior Brother is a waste of fruit, so many kiwis, what a pity to throw away?"
"Infinite Light: I feel that this monkey is a bit stupid, what is it doing with fruit? If you throw a stone, won't it hurt more?"
"Valley of Sorrow and Joy @ Infinite Light: Damn! What do you mean? Isn't this trying to harm Brother Ya?"
"Oh p: That's it, it's not easy for the anchor, don't mess around!"
"Shadow Qinfeng: Oh, hold the grass!
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At this time, the macaque seemed to see that the method of throwing the fruit obviously did not threaten Chen Ya, so he simply stopped picking and then picked up a stone from the rock wall.
This scene frightened all the netizens in the live broadcast room, and the barrage rolled wildly in the next second!
"Liu Yehua: I'll go! Brother Ya be careful! That monkey actually wants to use stones!"
"5 Aixiu: If you don't play like this, the senior brother is too ruthless!"
"Infinite light: Made, look at my crow's mouth!
"Fireworks are waiting: (frightened) Aerial bombs are coming!
"Autumn Nirvana: Be careful +1!"
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When the kiwifruit stopped falling, Chen Ya noticed the abnormality, so he looked up and immediately found that the macaque was actually holding a stone and smashed it down!
Sou!~
"it!"
Chen Ya scolded, immediately inserted the dagger back into his waist, then picked up the pan and blocked it on his head, and then the stone collided with the pan with a clang.
Twitter!~
The macaque hissed excitedly, immediately looked for the stones, and threw them down again, which frightened Chen Ya, but fortunately he had a pan in his hand, so he immediately slapped the falling stones away.
"Don't think that if you are a protected animal, Lao Tzu will not dare to clean you up!"
Chen Ya gritted his teeth and said, but he was a little annoyed, macaques are national second-class protected animals, he doesn't dare to do anything to them, but when his life is threatened, where can he care so much?
Bang!
One by one, the stones were slapped away by Chen Ya, making a crisp sound, fortunately, there were only some fragmented stones on the hillside, and after a while, the macaque had no ammunition.
But then, the senior brother who was more than ten meters above made a move, which completely annoyed Chen Ya!
But when the macaque finished throwing the stone, he immediately lifted Ding Ding in his crotch, but he was about to pee!
"Dare to pee, Lao Tzu will shoot you to death!"
Chen Ya's eyes widened, and he slammed the pan in his hand against the rock wall, making a piercing metallic noise.
Syllable!!!!
The macaque, which was about to pee, suddenly trembled with fright, and forcibly held back, and then let out a frightened scream, obviously afraid of this harsh metallic noise.
Bang! Bang!
The frying pan in Chen Ya's hand slapped the rock wall several times in a row, which scared away the macaques above.
The netizens in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief, and Brother Ya finally didn't have to be harassed by the other party.
But at this moment, Chen Ya's face was a little ugly, originally he didn't want to provoke the monkey, but that guy was fruit, stone, and even almost peed!
This really made him unbearable, so he started to make a metallic noise, which frightened the monkey away.
Next, Chen Ya put on a high-manganese steel dagger again and quickly began to climb the hillside, but at the same time, a bad premonition appeared in his heart.
Although the monkey was chased away, there could be more trouble!
You must know that macaques are social animals, and if you provoke one, it means that you have stabbed the hornet's nest, and because of this, Chen Ya did not dare to delay, and quickly waved the dagger, cutting off vines and branches, and quickly crawled towards the top rock wall.
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[PS: Good night everyone, some of the old sand in the Three Gorges will speed up and write.] 】