Lu Qian traveled more than ten miles, saw a small temple on the side of the road, went in and leaned on the wall of the temple and took a nap for more than two hours, tired has gone, and went north. After walking more than 40 miles, I came to the north to rush to Changtai Pass.

The first thing I did was to find a hotel, ask for ten catties of liquor, two catties of beef, and a fat chicken, and pour myself a drink. After drinking ten catties of wine, I asked for another five catties, and when I was drinking, there was a sound of footsteps, and a person walked in, it was Ming'er. Lu Qianxin said: "This little girl has come to ruin my wine." He turned his head and pretended not to be seen.

Ming'er smiled slightly, sat down at a table across from him, and shouted, "Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, bring the wine." The bartender came over and said with a smile: "Little girl, do you also drink?" Ming'er reprimanded: "A girl is a girl, why add a 'little' word?"

Why don't I drink? You give me ten catties of liquor first, and another five catties, and wait for me, two catties of beef, and a fat chicken, quick, quick!"

The bartender stuck out his tongue, couldn't shrink in for a while, and shouted, "Oh, my mother! Are you serious, or are you joking, you little man, can you eat so much?" ”

Ming'er said: "Who said that I am a little person? You don't have eyes, are you? Are you afraid that I will have no money to pay the bill?" said and took out a silver ingot from his arms, threw it on the table, and said: "I can't eat, I can't drink, and I can't feed the dog? What do you want you to worry about?" The bartender smiled and said: "Yes, yes!" glanced at Lu Qian again, and said in his heart: "People really did it with you." Curse around the bend. ”

After a while, the wine and meat were served, and the bartender brought a large bowl, put it in front of her, and said with a smile: "Girl, I will pour wine with you." Ming'er nodded and said, "Okay." ”

The bartender poured her a large bowl of wine, and said to himself, "If you drink this bowl of wine, it will be strange if you don't get drunk and roll on the ground." ”

Ming'er picked up the wine bowl with both hands, licked it a little by his mouth, and frowned: "It's spicy, it's spicy." It's hard to drink. If there are not so many fools in the world who are willing to drink, how can you sell your wine?" The bartender glanced at Lu Qian again, and saw that he still ignored it, and he was secretly amused.

Ming'er tore a chicken leg, took a bite, and said, "Phew, it's stinky!" The bartender shouted, "This fragrant fat chicken is still clucking this morning." Fresh and hot, how can it stink?" Ming'er said: "Well, maybe it's you who stink, or it's other customers in your store." At that time, the snow was flying, and there was no way to travel, and there were only two guests in this hotel, Lu Qian and her. The bartender laughed, "It's me who stinks, of course I stink." Girl, you should be careful when you speak, but don't accidentally offend other gentlemen. ”

Ming'er said: "What's the matter? If you offend someone, can you still beat me to death with one palm?"

As he spoke, he raised his chopsticks and grabbed a piece of beef, took a bite, and before he could chew it, he spit it out and shouted: "Ouch, this beef is sour, this is not beef, it is human flesh." You sell human flesh, black shops, black shops!"

The bartender panicked and hurriedly said, "Oh, girl, you are doing well, don't make trouble." This is fresh yellow beef, how can it be said that it is human flesh? How can human flesh have such a thick texture? How can it have such a red and bright color?" Ming'er said: "Okay, you know the texture and color of human flesh. I ask you, how many people have you killed in your shop?" the bartender laughed, "You girl loves to joke." Xinyang Prefecture Changtai is a big town, we are more than 60 years old shop, how can there be a reason to kill people and sell meat?"

Ming'er said: "Okay, even if it's not human flesh, it's a stinky thing, and only fools eat it." Ouch, my boots got so dirty in the snow. As he spoke, he grabbed a large piece of fragrantly boiled braised beef from his plate and wiped it off the leather boot on his left foot. The boots were originally splashed with mud, but when you wipe them like this, half of the boots are covered with mud, and the fat of the beef will be smeared on them.

When the bartender saw her polishing her boots with the beef that the master had cooked with great care in the kitchen, he was heartbroken, and he stood aside and sighed incessantly.

Ming'er asked, "What are you sighing for?" The bartender said: "The braised beef in the small shop has always been a must-have in Changtai Town, and when it comes up from a hundred miles away, everyone has to give a thumbs up, and the throat is gurgling and salivating, but the girl uses it to wipe the leather boots, this ...... This ......" Ming'er glared at him and said, "What is this?" The bartender said, "It seems to be a little too aggrieved." Ming'er said: "You said you wronged my shoes?"

The beef comes from the cow, and the leather boots also come from the cow, so it's not a grievance.

Hey, what other specialties do you have in the store? The bartender said: "Of course, there are specialty dishes, but the price is not so cheap." Ming'er took out another ingot of silver from his bosom, threw it on the table, and asked, "Is this enough?"

The bartender saw that the ingot of silver weighed five taels, and two full tables of wine and food were enough, so he hurriedly smiled and said, "Enough, enough, why is it not enough?" The dishes that the small shop is good at include carp with sake lees, white-cut lamb, and ......pork in sauce." Ming'er said: "Very good, cook three pots of each." ”

The bartender said: "The girl wants to taste the taste, I see that one pot of everything is enough...... Ming'er said with a calm face: "I said that three pots are three pots, can you manage it?"

The bartender said, "Yes, yes!" and he elongated his voice and shouted, "Three pots of carp with sake lees! Three pots of white cut lamb......

Lu Qian watched coldly from the sidelines, knowing that this little girl was obviously mischievous with the bartender, but in fact, she was teasing herself to interject, and at the moment she ignored her and drank and enjoyed the snow by herself.

After a while, the white-cut lamb was delivered first. Ming'er said: "One basin is left here, one basin is sent to that master's table, and one basin is placed on that table." Put the dishes and chopsticks over there, and pour good wine. The bartender said, "Are there any more guests?" Ming'er glared at him and said, "You have so many mouths, be careful that I cut your tongue!" The bartender stretched out his tongue and said with a smile: "Do you want to cut my tongue, I'm afraid that the girl doesn't have the ability to do this." ”

Lu Qian's heart moved, glanced at him, and said in his heart: "Are you not looking for death by yourself, dare you say such things to this little devil?".

The bartender sent the lamb to Lu Qian's table, but Lu Qian didn't speak, just ate with chopsticks. After a while, the carp and pork in sauce were sent one after another, and there were still three pots of each, one pot for Lu Qian, one pot for Ming'er, and one pot on the other table.

Those who moved by land did not refuse, and ate them one by one. Ming'er only tasted one chopstick per pot, and said: "Stinky and rotten, only for pigs and dogs." "Grab the lamb, the carp, the pork, and wipe the boots. Although the bartender was heartbroken, he was helpless.