Chapter 4 I guess I'm about to wake up
Bai Luomei really felt that she was going crazy! The girl in front of her not only had a clear brain circuit, but even her brain hole was not ordinary, and she really wanted to talk to her parents to see what kind of person could cultivate such a wonderful thing in the world.
Through low-level mind-reading techniques, she learned that this girl, whose future has not yet been settled, has made up a bloody drama for herself in her heart, "The rich daughter eloped for love, the negative heart Lang abandoned her pregnant girlfriend, and the woman was heartbroken and wandered alone on the alien planet", and almost believed it and sent out real sympathy for her.
Why don't you write a screenplay? And what the hell is this "wandering alien planet"?
She took a deep breath, forcibly suppressed the "code buy batch" that she was about to blurt out, and told herself to be calm!
And in his ears, Chunxiao was still chattering: "That...... Don't get excited, I—I heard...... Pregnant women's emotions are more prone to fluctuations, and ...... Morning sickness like you're so bad...... It's really hard, that'...... The child's father is also a little irresponsible...... You look at your situation, and let yourself come out, you ...... If you have any grievances, just tell me...... You see how strong I am now...... Also, it breathes fire...... Since you saved me...... Then I should help you...... Who the hell bullied you...... You tell me...... I'll help you get revenge!" Chunxiao carefully handled her words, for fear of provoking her even more angry!
Then Chunxiao found that the words on her face were slowly reorganized, becoming "Shock, Shock!" and then "Angry, angry!"
An earth-shattering roar came out of her mouth: "Jiang Chunxiao!I#%^*+~¥@&......" (a thousand words of unsightly content are omitted here)
Long.
Bai Luomei was out of breath.
Jiang Chunxiao's expression was calm.
"I know that pregnant women tend to be emotionally unstable, but isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to insult my personality like this?"
"Jiang Chunxiao, do you dare to say again, I'm pregnant, I'll send you to the police station immediately, do you believe it or not?"
"Okay!Okay!It's good if you're happy!"
Bai Luomei rolled her eyes fiercely, forced the anger in her heart to press the car door at will, lowered the window glass, took out a box of cigarettes from nowhere, took out one and put it in her mouth, took Chunxiao's hand and lit the cigarette, took a deep breath, and then slowly spit it out.
Chunxiao hesitated, but still made up her mind and said, "That...... Smoking is not good for babies!"
Then the words "Scratch, Crazy!" gradually appeared on the white face that had just been wiped clean on the opposite side.
Chunxiao hurriedly shrank to the side again, and said, "Count me didn't say it! Count me if I didn't say it!" What are you kidding, even in a dream, being beaten up is not a happy thing, and she still understands the truth of Mingzhe's self-preservation.
Bai Luomei took another puff of cigarette, spit it out, and then said: "I'm really not pregnant! I'm not morning sickness, I'm motion sickness caused by teleportation! And the reason why I want to use my most hated teleportation is to save you, save you! Do you understand?" The last sentence is almost roaring.
Chunxiao was yelled at and pressed against the car door on her side, nodded like garlic, and said, "Understood!
Bai Luomei nodded, and continued with satisfaction: "I am a field staff member of the Xiuzhen Administration, we are a subordinate unit of the Wanjie Administration, and our management scope is very wide, ranging from the mutual invasion of two or multiple cultivation interfaces, as well as the super competition that the cultivation interface may cause the space to collapse, and as small as the chaos that may be caused by the accidental appearance of a cultivator in the technological plane like you, etc. It is our job to go to all planes and resolve these issues and disputes. Our parallel units also include: the Space-Time Authority, the Magic Administration, the Science and Technology Administration, and so on. You were brought back by me, and after you arrive at the Bureau, you have two choices, one is to be sent to a low-level Xiuzhen plane after registration, and the other is to become a member of the Xiuzhen Administration after training and assessment. By the way, because you were brought back by me, if you choose to stay, you will most likely become my subordinate. ”
Chunxiao: "Hehe! It's good if you're happy......"
Bai Luomei: "Are you listening to me carefully?"
Chunxiao: "It doesn't matter! I think I should be about to wake up, after all, someone will always wake me up after the start of work in the afternoon! If you have anything else to say, just say it! I'll listen!"
Then, a burst of chestnuts smashed on her head, Chunxiao's tears were about to come out, she covered her head aggrievedly, "Why did you beat me?", I'm already very obedient to you, okay? This dream is really unreasonable.
"Does it hurt?"
"It hurts!"
"Do you still think you're dreaming?"
Nod.
"Then you pinch yourself and see!"
"I'll let you pinch yourself, where the hell are you going to pinch yourself?"
A minute later, Bai Luomei grabbed both sides of Chunxiao's face with both hands, tearing her face into a little deformation, and asked, "Do you still think you're dreaming?"
Shake one’s head.
Bai Luomei let go of her hand proudly and patted it, "Are you willing to go back with me now?"
No response.
She turned her head to look at Chunxiao again, only to see that the girl's eyes were dull, her eyes were blank, her mouth was slightly open, and her eyes were full of tears.
"Hey, what's wrong with you?"
"I—I'm really not dreaming?"
"It's true!"
"Wow!" Chunxiao suddenly pounced on her and cried.
Bai Luomei hesitated for a moment, put her hand on her back, and patted it gently.
"I—I killed someone!"
"Damn, you just remembered this?"
"I—I'm going to be arrested and jailed!"
"It's okay, it's okay! I'll take you away. ”
......
An hour later, Chunxiao sobbed and gradually stopped crying. She sobbed and said, "I know that you are for my good, and I also understand that you want to save me, but I guess I am now wanted, go with you, where can you take me? I am grateful that you just saved me, but you are in this situation now, and I am in this situation, taking me with me can only be a drag on you, not to mention, your current physical condition, it seems that it is not suitable for the end of the world!"
Bai Luomei: (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻What did the old lady just tell you, did you listen to it, hey! What kind of situation do you have, what kind of situation do I have? What kind of situation does the old lady have? You tell me clearly, hey!