"Simon picks up stars, you are simply too deceitful. Yue Wuchai's willow eyebrows were upside down, and his fingers trembled: "Today's Huashan is about the sword, I don't break the rules, after today's Hai, we are at the foot of Huashan, and we agree to fight to the death, are you willing to fight?"

"Always available. ”

——

"Rush the duck!"

Five miles northwest of Jiuquan City, there is a shallow river two zhang wide, the river water is clear, so it is named Qinghe. And because it is the largest river near Jiuquan City, everyone always likes to add a "big" word in front of "Qinghe". Maybe it's a kind of nature worship, but in fact, for those who have seen the big river, the river is really not big.

Due to the narrow surface of the river, it can only accommodate two boats to launch at a time to catch the right "fight".

Why do you use the word "fight", is it very different from the festive atmosphere?

Otherwise!

When everyone saw the hideous expressions of the women of the Longmen Inn team and the Yihongyuan team, they would not think that this was a game for friendship. I don't know how to do it, before the game, the captains of both sides scolded, and the scolding turned the world upside down, and the river swelled.

Huang Laobustard stood at the stern of the green dragon boat with his waist pinched, slanting his eyebrows and glaring from time to time, demonic and demonic, and even his mother and ancestors scolded very ugly. Look at her unrelenting posture, as if she is going to dig someone's ancestral grave with a hoe. The eight hall girls around her are also veterans of the Jianghu scolding war who lack great virtue, and they are scolded so smoky and dirty that the river is dirty.

Hearing the scolding, the audience screamed and coaxed.

Even Zhang Countyling, who was sitting on the main platform, was moved, and hurriedly explained to Zhu Houcan, the marquis of the four counties beside him, for fear of disturbing Yaxing, the marquis of the four counties. But who knows, this Zhu Houcan turned out to be a person who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and he was very interested in watching the dragon boat race, and suddenly saw Huang Laoxuan scolding, and he actually came to his senses.

"Good!

“......”

Zhang Xianling was stunned, and hurriedly said to Chen Zhutou: "Go, tell the women on both sides, and scold for a while." ”

Because he was cut by Tang Xiaofeng, Chen Zhutou's voice changed slightly, and he agreed to fake his voice, ran to the starting platform, and said to Lin Zhutou: "Suspend the game, the lord of the four counties wants to listen to the women on both sides scolding." ”

Lin Zhutou, who was standing beside the giant gong with a big stick, was shocked when he heard this.

Chen Zhutou shrugged his shoulders with a wry smile: "Master Hou has this hobby, and I can't help it." ”

Everyone in the Yihong Courtyard team is a master of scolding, shouting and shouting, which is very rampant. The nine pavilion girls showed their abilities, hollowed out their hearts and lungs, and used the scolding skills of this life to the extreme, smearing and flying, splashing and splashing, and the river boiling.

On the other hand, on the side of the Longmen Inn team, most of them are monks, and they are not good at scolding and fighting, and only Youlan is alone against the enemy, which is quite difficult to support. Tang Xiaoxiao was angry, rushed to the dragon boat of Yihong Courtyard, and with a force of both hands, overturned the dragon boat. The nine pavilion girls fell into the water, and the scolding battle ended immediately.

Soon after, nine pavilion girls got up from the water, the river was not very deep, and it was not up to the waist, and a group of people rushed to Tang Xiaomi with high spirits, wanting to press the green-shirted woman into the water and drown.

The Powerful Pill made this group of women extremely excited, fierce and tyrannical.

But how could they be the opponents of the three-layer consummate Tang Woman, they slapped and flew one by one.

"Okay!" Zhu Houcan, the marquis of the fourth county, suddenly jumped to a high level, jumped on the chair and shouted: "What a powerful woman, reward, reward, reward! Zhang County Order, I want this woman to be my bodyguard, personal bodyguard!"

"Oh, lord of the county, you come down first, don't stand so high, be careful of falling. Zhang Xianling said with a bitter face.

The lively crowd on the shore boiled.

The people of Jiuquan are fierce and love to join in the fun, and in this era of lack of entertainment, seeing such a spectacular scene, they all use all their strength to shout and cheer, and the voices of the people are boiling.

A group of officials hurriedly rushed into the river and pulled away the women who were fighting on both sides.

Huang Lao Bustard crawled out of the water in embarrassment, jumped on the board again, and scolded again.

"Lin Zhutou, you are dead on the shore, why don't you start yet? The old lady has all the strength she can't use up, and she is about to explode!"

Lin Zhutou looked at the high platform, only to see Zhang Xianling waving his hand, and Lin Zhutou shouted at the top of his voice: "Blue water dragon boat, drunk golden cow." ”

"Boom!"

Holding the long gong stick with both hands, he struck the huge gong, and the sound of the gong shook people's ears.

The competition has officially begun.

The strong pill is really worthy of the magic medicine of the green forest road, and the blood of the women in Yihong Courtyard is poured into the pupils, and the momentum of turning over the river and the sea rushes to the front.

On the other hand, on the side of the Longmen Inn, although the bald little Ni tried his best to beat the drums, although Youlan tore his throat and shouted and cheered, although Tang Nuxia waved the oars hard, she was still more than a foot behind.

You Lan wondered in his heart: Those women who usually only show off their style* are tired of walking when they look at their twisting and pinching, why are they suddenly so brave today? There must be something strange in it.

Youlan's eyes narrowed, and he suddenly had evil thoughts in his heart, and said: "Mu Qingqing, the 'Soul Transfer Dafa' is formless and colorless, and it is not easy to be noticed, you can control the Huang Laobuar on the other side, let her deflect the rudder and capsize the boat." ”

Mu Qingqing was puzzled: "Senior Sister Qingyun, we are disciples of the Emei faction, and we are famous and decent, and doing so is detrimental to the bright avenue of the sect." ”

“......”

Youlan didn't want to blame Mu Qingqing for this, she thought that Mu Qingqing's behavior was worth encouraging. However, she will not honestly listen to Mu Qingqing's admonition.

If you don't help, then I'll try it myself!

In fact, Youlan's "Soul Shifting Dafa" has already been completed, and in order to practice the "Soul Shifting Dafa", she also retreated for three days. On the last day, because of some things, she terminated the retreat early, and fell on the leisurely chair to argue with Tang Xiaomi, but she did not stop practicing, and a golden light flashed in the depths of her eyes, and she had already practiced to the first level. But before they had time to cultivate deeply, they were poured from the head by Tang Xiaomi's basin of cold water, and as a result, the sisters circled the inn seven or eight times.

Afterwards, Yulan thought that his cultivation for three consecutive days had been fruitless, so he gave up.

Try again today, and you can see miraculous results.

Huang Laobustard was originally very excited, and when he saw that he was more than a foot ahead, his face was full of pride, but his head suddenly sank and he fell into the river.

The helmsman suddenly fell into the water, and the dragon boat seemed to lose its sense of direction, swaying from side to side like leaves, drifting with the current.

As soon as Huang Lao Bustard fell into the river, Youlan's soul transfer method immediately became invalid.

Huang Lao Bustard rushed out of the water to see that his boat was still ahead, so he shouted: "Little Jin Cui'er, you go to the helm!"

"Hahahaha!"

Youlan's laughter was heard in the distance, and soon after, Xiao Jin Cui'er also fell into the water inexplicably.

"Sister, stop playing, if you play again, people will see the flaws. Mu Qingqing reminded.

"Hmph, it doesn't matter, I'll also dive into the water to confuse everyone's sight!" When there were less than three feet to the finish line, Youlan pretended to accidentally fall into the water, fell headlong, and shouted: "Oops, the boat board is so slippery!"

At this time, the Longmen Inn team had already overtaken the Yihongyuan team by one ship. Yulan stood in the water, watching the dragon boat hit the line, very happy. turned his head and snorted at Huang Laobuxing, so angry that Huang Laobustard's teeth chattered.

"I'll fight with you!"

Huang Lao Bustard suddenly rushed over like crazy, waving his arms with teeth and claws, showing his sharp nails, and scratching people.

The two daughters fought in the water, but Huang Laobuar could be Youlan's opponent, and was grabbed by Youlan's neck.

"Huang Laobustard, in fact, I still admire you. Although you are not a person, your fearless spirit of never admitting defeat and daring to challenge the strong is really rare. Today, everyone is watching, I will save you a little face, I hope you will do it yourself. ”

Huang Laobustard was speechless, but she held her neck and refused to admit defeat, and suddenly her throat tightened and she spit out a mouthful of black blood.

Black blood spurted into the river, and there was still some smell of vomit left in the air, the taste was a little strange, Yulan tightened his nose, and suddenly frowned.

Let go of the old bustard, the old bustard's temper was less than half, he pulled his hair together, and walked listlessly to the shore.

Wading through the water to celebrate with her sisters, and then walking to the shore like a chicken in the soup, she suddenly stepped on a hard object, she has always been very curious, she bent down to fish, it turned out to be a human hand, white bones.

"Assie!