It is said that above the Heavenly Palace, the Queen Mother of the West has two more righteous daughters, who are the daughters of the two powerful clairvoyants and Shunfeng Ear beside the Jade Emperor.

The clairvoyant Shunfeng Ear is a sibling, whose names are Gao Ming and Gao Jue, and their daughters are naturally cousins with the same surname.

But that year, the two great ones violated the rules of heaven and were suppressed by the Jade Emperor Lao'er at the foot of Buzhou Mountain, sealed for five hundred years, and the two daughters who were waiting to be fed were left unattended.

Time flies, five hundred years are about to pass, the Queen Mother of the West cherishes the two young fairy daughters, and is reluctant to let them go home, so she asks them: Would you like to stay in the peach orchard for a long time?

The two daughters bowed down, and they all called for the great grace of the Queen Mother of the West and did not want to leave.

The Queen Mother of the West was overjoyed and said: "Since you two sincerely stay with me, you must exercise your mind in the mortal world next time before you can grow up." Now on the ground, has come to the 21st century, the land of China is peaceful, it is really the country and the people, since the rule of Zhenguan, the only one that can match the prosperity of the world. ”

Nine fairies - Princess Mi pinched her mobile phone, and just replied to a message in the WeChat group, before she raised her head and said: "The 21st century is very wonderful, and the materials are extremely rich, but there is no male and female virtue in this world, men do not take care of their families as their lives, and women are not proud of virtue." On the contrary, superficial learning such as "non-mainstream", "punk" and "burial love" is very popular, but it is shameless.

Looking at public opinion, teenagers are frivolous, foul language, do not pay attention to recuperation, and fill the screen with profligate drama news, men are not proud of masculinity, but compete for beauty and charm;

The woman who does not abide by women's morals and steals and sells her husband, her news is not stifled, but catches people's attention.

What's more, there are whitewashed people who have become sought after by everyone. It's really a lack of great virtue!"

Hearing this, the Queen Mother of the West laughed, pointed to Princess Mi and said, "It's really my mother's beloved little apple." When you speak, I always love to listen. ”

At this time, the eight fairies, Princess Lan, pouted and said, "Although Princess Mi's words are true, there is no lack of bias. The world is originally a field of joy and a sad abyss.

Those who are happy to win the way of heaven are sad and stupid. can't see through the heavens, and a miserable life.

People live a lifetime, when freedom is the greatest pleasure. If I go down to the mortal world, I will have to be a non-mainstream person and indulge my life before I understand what a human being, what an immortal is, and what a ghost is. ”

Hearing this, Queen Mother Xi's face was frozen, her old eyebrows were upside down, and she said angrily: "Princess Lan, you are very unhappy to hear this, let you say it again, otherwise you will definitely be punished!"

"Oh, Mom, don't be angry. I'm just talking about ......"

"You little thing, you are really a naughty thing, you think I don't know, you put the little civet cat of the concubine into the world without permission, and now you are multiplying in the world, and you have become a stray cat! I will punish you and come into the world as a cat!" the Queen Mother laughed evilly in her heart.

"Hey, Mom, how are you partial, Princess Mi secretly changed to a roaring dog, why don't you punish her?"

"You two go down to the realm together, but I will not spare you. The Queen Mother waved her long sleeves, "The Howling Dog has been replaced by you with two foreign dogs, the Golden Retriever and the Husky." The husky stupid dog made Erlang angry and screamed. In this life, I will punish the two of you and go down to the mortal world with two dogs!"

Knocking her two daughters down to the mortal world is also part of her practice, and the Queen Mother of the West is a little uneasy, so she came to talk to Yue Lao'er, who is in charge of marriage, in detail.

As a result, the old man was drunk that month, and he was pulling the strings indiscriminately, no wonder there are so many sorrows and misdeeds in the world.

The Queen Mother of the West said angrily: "You old horseman, you are doing evil again!"

Yue Lao'er squinted and smiled: "The world laughs at me for being too crazy, I laugh at the world and can't see through it!"

With a "snap", the Queen Mother of the West gave Yue Lao'er a loud big mouth, making Yue Lao'er so big that she was dizzy.

"Hey, you stinky woman, how dare you beat me?" said Yue Lao'er angrily.

Subsequently, the two immortals fought on the heavenly palace, and the old man was thin and thin, and was ridden under the obese queen mother, and his front teeth fell out with an old punch.

Yue Lao'er finally sobered up a little, and begged for mercy: "Hey, Lord Queen Mother, don't be angry, there is something to say, there is something to say." ”

"I order you to arrange my two precious daughters to the lower realm and tie them into a good marriage. But if you are a good person, Hugh will make trouble for me and make me lose face in the heavenly palace. ”

"Oh, it's a little thing, do it, do it. ”

After being beaten, how could Yue Lao'er not be angry in his heart? After the queen mother left, Yue Lao'er's old face was full of gloom.

With a flick of his fingers, he changed and changed the second girl's yang talisman.

"Hahaha! I beat them to the Ming Dynasty, the world of martial arts, where there is bloody and miserable! Angry with you old witch! Teach you to beat me, teach you to beat me, I change! I change! I change!"

"Just this princess Lan, changed to tricky tenacity, love to take advantage of the small baht will be more greedy for money, guilty of verbal disputes and neighborhood discord, see people committing peach blossoms but it is difficult to find the true life of Langjun, there is a place where she fights for the wind, a good mother and son who cause trouble, hahahaha, let her be unlucky in this life!"

"Oh, it's too much, I can't change it for a while!" At the end, there was a moral talisman, and Yue Lao'er didn't have time to change it. Suddenly, the Queen Mother of the West walked back and said sharply: "Hey, you old thing, why don't you work?"

"Oh, just do it, do it!"

When he was gone, Yue Lao'er detained a piece of Princess Mi's well-being charm, and what was written on it was unclear......

In order not to let the Queen Mother of the West find out, the little old man actually swallowed the talisman.