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When Chen Tang woke up, he had a splitting headache, and a large amount of messy information swarmed in, almost bursting his head:

"Down-and-out scholar...... Stripped bare...... A frightened family tutor...... There's a beautiful schoolgirl, oh no, should there be two, or three?"

What is it?

Where am I now?

He shook his head vigorously to shake off the inexplicable information.

"Teacher, are you alright?"

The voice is delicate and quite good.

When he opened his eyes, he saw a face with red lips and white teeth and picturesque eyebrows, and he thought he was dazzled, and he couldn't help but look sluggish, and he didn't react for a long time.

"Ah, look at what you scared the teacher into? “”

The girl, who was about fifteen or sixteen years old, exclaimed.

"No regrets, he is no longer our teacher. ”

A second girl appeared in Chen Tang's sight, and the first impression given to him by the other party was: demon, very demonic. The twin peaks are about to tear their clothes, their waists are graceful, their peach blossom eyes are a pair of peach blossom eyes, and their cunning gaze keeps scanning over.

The previous girl frowned: "If you are a teacher for a day, you can't lose your respect." You see, the teacher was so frightened that he fell down and broke the back of his head, so go get the medicine. ”

Na Ah Xi pouted, turned around and walked out slowly, her round buttocks twisted and twisted, and she couldn't say how good-looking.

Chen Tang couldn't help but take a look at it-

"Hey, that's ......"

His eyes widened suddenly, and he saw that under the other party's skirt, a fluffy cyan tail was exposed.

"This, this ......"

Chen Tang was dumbfounded, and quickly reached out and rubbed his eyes, but when he looked again, the tail was gone.

Is this a fall on the head, hallucinations?

Ah Xi suddenly looked back and blinked his big eyes: "Sir, is it good-looking?"

Chen Tang's heart was pounding, and a new piece of information was churning in his mind, he hurriedly stood up and stumbled out, ignoring even the call of the girl behind him.

He ran out of the village in one go, without looking back, and fled back to the village, to his dilapidated tiled house.

This tiled house is very narrow, with one bedroom and one living room, and a simple stove is built outside, which should be used as a room.

There were only two low stools in the small room, and there was not a single table, and in the room there was a bed, and an old cupboard, on which were neatly stacked a few books, and some pen and ink, and nothing else.

There is no mosquito net on the bed, a thin quilt, and a square flat pillow.

This pillow seems to be made of wood, about three feet long, seven or eight inches high, I don't know how long the pillow has been, and it looks like it is dark and not slipping.

Chen Tang's head was very painful, messy, and tired now, so he went directly to bed, closed his eyes, and wanted to digest and digest this sudden situation:

He was originally a dull Chinese teacher, not rich or expensive, and he did not have a good skin, so he did not have a wife in his thirties......

The parents got married late, and they had to have a son late, but the old man is no longer there, and he is past the age of antiquity, and he is at the end of his life......

When he went on a blind date, he met a superb woman, suffered some bitter words, was depressed and went to get drunk, and when he woke up, he was here......

This place is called Chenjia Village, which is located on the outskirts of the capital of Panzhou, and Panzhou is one of the nine states of the Yin Kingdom.

This dynasty does not exist in the long river of history that he knows—another time and space?

His name is Chen Tang, the word "unsophisticated", his parents died early, and he is the only one left, he is a scholar, he took the exam last year, and he is preparing to take the exam.

In the Yin Kingdom, Xiucai belongs to the lowest level of fame, and does not have many actual rights and interests, if he has no money, he is still a poor one.

In order to take the children's exam, Chen Tang has already been poor and white, but he still wants to take the exam, so he has to find a job everywhere to make money.

However, he has no strength to move bricks, neither has the capital, nor does he know how to make a living, and he has no relatives who are willing to borrow money, so the only thing he can do is to go to the state capital to set up a stall, help people write letters, earn a few pennies a day, buy some steamed buns and eat something, and talk about it.

Some time ago, Hujiazhuang, a member of the Panzhou Wangzu, issued a notice to recruit a tutor for Miss Qianjin, and the salary was good, 1,000 yuan a month.

The notice was posted, and it became a sensation, and hundreds of people went to Hu's house to apply for jobs.

The Hu family's request is very simple, that is, to let the applicant write something, which can be a poem, a poem, a poem, a fu, or an article, etc., anyway, free to play.

What Chen Tang handed in was an article called "Mourning for Father's Fu", which was actually an old work, which he felt when his father died last month.

He lost his father when he was a child, and only learned from his mother and others that his father was a ranger, often roaming the rivers and lakes, making friends, and not returning home several times a year. The last time he went home, he was sent back by a fierce Taoist priest with a full beard. Chen's father was seriously injured and lay at home for two days before driving west.

For this irresponsible, but legendary father, Chen Tang was full of reverence, so he wrote this "Mourning for Father" on the death day, which was sincere and well-written.

Using an article mourning his deceased father to apply for the position of a tutor is simply unheard of, and it makes people laugh off their big teeth.

Chen Tang's pedantic character can be seen from this. Or, he couldn't write anything else for a while, so he could only be a dead horse doctor, hand in his old works, try his luck, and meet the requirements of the Hu family anyway.

The final result was beyond everyone's expectations, Chen Tang was successfully selected and became the tutor of the Hu family's daughter.

The daughter of the Hu family, whose name is "No Regrets", Hu Bu Regrets, and she has a cousin named "Hu Buxi".

Chen Tang teaches two girls every day, but Nahu doesn't like to be stubborn and eccentric, and often plays pranks to trick Chen Tang.

For example, grab some snakes, insects, rats and ants and put them on Chen Tang's desk, and as soon as he opened the cabinet, a snake came out......

For another example, deliberately following behind Chen Tang and stepping on the back of his robe with his foot, so that he would fall and gnaw mud if he was caught off guard......

There are even more excessive, even putting laxatives in Chen Tang's teacup, making him run to the toilet more than a dozen times a day, and everyone will collapse......

Today, Hu Buxi made another bad move, which frightened Chen Tang, fell down, broke the back of his head, fell unconscious, and when he woke up, he was already another soul.

The female student was so ferocious, Chen Tang didn't dare to stay too long, if it wasn't Jinchuang Medicine that he brought it, but something else, wouldn't he have to suffer another torture?

Therefore, thirty-six plans, go for the upper plan.

And today, it is still the day when Chen Tang was fired, but fortunately, the Hu family was fair, the settlement was clear, and finally gave him 500 yuan.

The day he taught was just half a month.

In this way, I became a tutor in a daze, and I was fired in a daze, and then I was replaced in a daze, which is really a mess.

With his thoughts on this, Chen Tang sighed, no longer thinking too much, a sense of sleepiness came to his heart, and he slowly fell asleep.

The back of his head was punctured, and there was no medicine to bandage it, and blood seeped out, wisps of blood, and fell on the square flat pillow below.

At this moment, the black pillow suddenly emitted a glow, pale red, slowly enveloping Chen Tang from head to toe, indescribably mysterious.

It's just that he is already asleep, and he is unaware of it, and knows nothing.