Rising Sword Chapter 053 Senior, I have half a chicken left for you
After a full meal, Yao Sanming burped and lay on the boulder to rest.
Zhang Shaoyang lay on the side, far away from Bai Lujian.
"Senior, why are you different from what Mr. Storyteller said?"
"Huh?"
Zhang Shaoyang sat up and looked radiant: "Mr. Storyteller said that the masters of the world have always been swords to ride the wind, go 80,000 miles, come and go like the wind, at ease, no matter how powerful it is, that is, the whole body is bubbling with some fairy energy, and they walk with floating." ”
Yao Sanming's eyes rolled up: "I still go to 80,000 miles, I can go to 80,000 miles, the old man has already gone to heaven, and he is still here to talk nonsense with you kid?"
Zhang Shaoyang thought about it and said angrily: "Damn, that old pranky deceives people all day long." ”
"It's not all wrong, the whole body is full of fairy breath, this is true, I don't believe you look at me. After speaking, Yao Lao Jianxian pouted his ass and let out a loud fart.
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"Seniors, please respect yourself!" Zhang Shaoyang ran away with a smoke, and scolded the storyteller in Jiangling thousands of times in his heart.
When the indescribable taste dissipated, Zhang Shaoyang lay back again, but his admiration for Yao Lao Sword Immortal was five points less.
"Senior, you are also a sword immortal, why haven't I seen you use a sword, look at this sword, it's all rusty, what a good sword!"
People who use swords love swords! Take the idiot as an example, the sword has always been in his hand, and Uncle Ding in the house, in addition to wiping the sword every day, is wiping the sword, the sword body is translucent and translucent, and it can be used as a mirror.
On the other hand, the predecessors of the Sword Immortal, the sword ranked No. 1 on the sword list! How bullish it is! If you are someone else, you can blow it for a lifetime.
But this sword is rusting here! Just now, the sword fairy senior also farted at it!
Yao Sanming didn't even look at Bai Lujian, and said casually: "The sword is a thing, if it is used well, it can save people, and if it is not used well, it can only kill!"
Zhang Shaoyang looked disgusted: "A dignified sword immortal, but you don't use a sword, you say it's not funny." ”
"You know a fart, give you a sword, you are a sword immortal?" Yao Sanming said angrily.
Zhang Shaoyang didn't think so, Yao Sanming didn't use a sword, his original intention of stealing a few tricks was also in vain, but Zhang Shaoyang didn't care, after all, he learned it secretly, even if it was tangible, there was no god.
Take the stacked stones as an example, the one thrown by Yao Sanming is called a handy, and the stones stick one by one as if listening to him, if Yao Sanming is willing, let alone five, ten or twenty are not a problem.
Zhang Shaoyang's ability to stack three is already the limit, and the fourth one he secretly tried countless times without success, if he can't even use such a simple trick, then he doesn't need to consider the advanced sword move.
Even if he learned one and a half moves, Yao Sanming didn't give him pointers, and only learned the shape of a three-point image, which would only add some obstacles to his future kendo and would be of no benefit.
In the interval between Zhang Shaoyang's thoughts, Yao Sanming's snoring sounded, Zhang Shaoyang smiled, it is time for the idiot to go to Jiangling, I don't know if seeing that letter will make my father half angry, I don't know if Gao Jingshu will sneer again when he hears the news that he has fallen off the list again?
He naturally didn't care, after all, for the first time in eighteen years, he did something he wanted to do, how meaningful was it?
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Jiangling City, a small news has spread in the past few days, and the Zhang family's son-in-law has been at the bottom of the provincial test again, and he is so scared that he doesn't dare to go home.
The news is like having long legs, first spread all over the big families, the Gao family maids are smiling, they are happier than the New Year, and they are almost colorful, after all, they also sweated for Miss in front, in case that guy really takes the exam to explore the flowers or something, Miss will really get married.
But fortunately, the young lady knows people, and she must have seen that this guy is hopeless in high school.
In addition to Gao Jingshu's maids, the happiest is Zhang Shaoyang's group of sworn friends, hearing that Zhang Shaoyang was too scared to go home when he fell off the list again, they also deliberately set the best restaurant in Jiangling City, called the best head card of Zuimenglou, and had a lot of fun.
During this period, Cao Yunsheng, known as the first genius in Jiangling, wrote another poem, but everyone was drunk during the banquet, and they woke up and said they couldn't remember.
Then the news spread all over the small households, and the huge Jiangling City knew that there was a Zhang Shaoyang who had failed the list three times, and those literati and students all used this to admonish themselves and study hard, for fear of becoming the next Zhang Shaoyang, and the other people who didn't know the truth wanted to see what this god man looked like.
It's strange to say, the Zhang family's business is surprisingly good these days.
Master Zhang sat in the living room and was not happy and angry, the letter paper in his hand had been kneaded by him countless times, and spread out countless times, and he was going to scold the last sentence of 'little rabbit cub' after reading it.
As for Gao Jingshu, there is no wave in her heart!
On the third day of the idiot's return to Jiangling, Zhang Qingyuan rode out of the city with five old men and went straight to Luoyang.
Naturally, the sale of several thousand taels of silver was delayed!
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These days, Yao Sanming has lived a good life that he has not had for more than ten years, his face is a lot ruddy, and it is becoming more and more pleasing to the eye when he looks at Zhang Shaoyang.
Of course, it's just pleasing to the eye, and there are no other ideas!
Can he not know this kid's wishful thinking? If he is courteous, he wants him Yao Sanming to accept apprentices, which is wishful thinking. Yao Sanming had been waiting for Zhang Shaoyang's showdown for a long time, but he didn't expect this kid to be so patient, and he never mentioned learning swords, which made him scratch his head.
But it's okay, it's fun to be idle! When this kid is tired of playing, he will naturally go back.
However, Zhang Shaoyang is not only not tired of playing, but has recently become obsessed with cooking!
Zhang Shaoyang, who has never cooked in such a big way, has really taken great pains to eat a bite of food that can be swallowed in this mountain, plus since the beginning of spring, the grass grows and the warbler flies, and all kinds of wild vegetables and game have come out, the vegetables just dug out of the soil, the game that has just been brought from the mountains, and the unique sweet spring water in the mountains, the food made is simply more fragrant than the best restaurants in Jiangling City.
In more than a month, Zhang Shaoyang's cooking skills have increased greatly, from being difficult to swallow at the beginning, to now being hungry for sword immortals, Zhang Shaoyang's own kung fu is really a must.
Of course, there have been mistakes, Zhang Shaoyang dug a red and green wild vegetable in the mountains, the taste is extremely delicious, after eating, the whole body is paralyzed, foaming at the mouth, fortunately, Yao Jianxian is not bad, while spitting at the foam, while pulling the unconscious Zhang Shaoyang back from the ghost gate, which made Yao Sanming dare not eat Zhang Shaoyang's food for several days, and he picked up the old business of grilled fish, but unfortunately he didn't last for two days, he really couldn't stand the temptation of the pungent aroma, and he didn't care when he walked the rivers and lakes, this meal is a ball!
Since then, Zhang Shaoyang, who has changed his tricks every day, has also learned to be obedient, the types of dishes have changed from complex to simple, from simple to refined, all the colors are strange, no matter how tempting they are, they dare not try it easily, and gradually Zhang Shaoyang also has a few good dishes.
Among them, Yao Sanming's favorite is the pheasant stewed mushrooms, which is really delicious, not praised!
No, Chef Zhang brought another pheasant back today, and he also had some wild mushrooms on his clothes, and I don't know where this kid got it from.
Yao Sanming's eyes lit up when he saw it, and it seemed that he could feast on it again today.
Yao Sanming was lying on the boulder, basking in the sun comfortably, and after a while, there was a burst of aroma behind the house, and Yao Sanming couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
Yes, that's the taste.
After a while, the aroma is getting stronger and stronger, the game is different from poultry, this pheasant feeds in the mountains all the year round, eats insects and weeds, and the meat that grows is quite tender, and the mountain fungus, which generally grows on the fertile soil, has a light fragrance...
Yao Sanming didn't dare to think about it, as soon as he thought about it, he ran out of the corner of his mouth, he couldn't help but secretly take a sip, but he was surprised in his heart, why did this taste become lighter?
"Wait! Yao Sanming muttered to himself.
After another moment passed, only a wisp of light taste remained, Yao Sanming felt more and more that something was wrong, turned over and jumped off the boulder, and walked to the back of the hut.
Zhang Shaoyang held a large bowl and drank the last mouthful of soup.
"Ah, cool!" Zhang Shaoyang smacked his mouth twice, patted his stomach comfortably, and as soon as he turned around, he met Yao Sanming's resentful gaze.
"Senior, I left you half a chicken, hurry up!" Zhang Shaoyang smiled brightly, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.
Following Zhang Shaoyang's fingers, half a pheasant was hanging on a branch, and a chicken leg was missing.
Yao Sanming: "......"
"Senior, what's wrong with you, your face is not good?" Zhang Shaoyang looked at Yao Sanming with a concerned face.
"Hmph!" Yao Sanming snorted coldly, he was like an angry child, and he entered the hut angrily, and before he could breathe, he rushed out happily, holding a fishing rod in his hand, and went fishing.