Chapter 150: Eating Bones
After the fire, the air was filled with hot breath, making it difficult for Yulan to breathe.
Hearing a loud rumbling sound in the backyard, Wu Song and Tang Mi poked their heads out one after another, only to see that there seemed to be a strong wind blowing in the backyard, blowing all the garbage away, and the ground was clean.
"Oh my God, what are you doing!" Tang Mi screamed, "The leaves are gone, the roof tiles have fallen, oops, my dog!"
When I came to the backyard, I saw that the pigsty had collapsed, and even the wooden box where the jade bones were stored had collapsed.
You Lan pretended to be calm, and said with an expression that was not bad for me: "Third brother cleans up the roof tiles, you go to bathe the dog, and I will help the box." ”
"You'll always have the least amount of work. Tang Xiaoxiao scolded indignantly.
The two dogs were fine, but they didn't look good, with multiple alopecia areata and turned into two "Dalmatians". However, the two dogs felt very cool and ran around excitedly.
"Oops, Xiaobai!"
The worst thing was the bloody chick, after the hot wave, it was burned to the point that it fainted, its feathers were almost burned, and it looked more like a white chicken.
Wake up the chick, it looks wilted and sluggish, presumably with internal injuries.
"If Xiaobai dies, I'm not done with you!"
Yulan blinked, shrugged his shoulders, and walked towards the fallen wooden box, intending to straighten it, but heard a knocking sound from inside the wooden box.
She also thought that the jade bones were stimulated and were knocking on the wooden box.
But as soon as she touched the wooden box, the lid of the wooden box was pushed open from the inside.
A hairless and meatless chicken skeleton suddenly burst out of the box, it looked like a chicken, but it was still a little mutilated.
While running, a few chicken bones flew out of the box, and I saw that a complete chicken skeleton was assembled.
"I'll go!" Youlan was shocked: "Haha, Xiaomi, come and see, the chicken bones have become fine." ”
Tang Xiaomi was curious, ran over to take a look, and suddenly stretched out a foot and trampled the chicken skeleton running around.
The chicken claws twitched, and they completely lost their aura. A puff of white smoke rose and cleared.
"Tang Xiaomi, you are really hateful. What are you ruining it for?"
"What are you doing with it? You can't eat it, it's scary, it's just ruined. ”
Before the words fell, a three-legged rabbit rushed out of the box, of course, it was also a skeleton.
As soon as it ran out, several more bones flew out of the box, and they were randomly put together.
The rabbit looked incomplete in bones, and its hind legs were connected to a pig's bone.
Before the rabbit could be assembled, a little tiger shoe flew out of thin air and was flattened again.
"Tang Xiaomi, you're endless!" Youlan screamed in anger.
In the face of Youlan's scream, Tang Xiaomi didn't care, lifted the lid of the wooden box and looked inside, and nothing ran out, so she clapped her hands with confidence and left.
After she left, a few lonely bones flew out of the room, but they couldn't assemble anything, and soon after, they lost their aura and fell to the ground.
Yulan blinked his eyes, looking puzzled.
Looking down at the jade bones, it is still the same, but the true qi contained in the body is getting more and more abundant, which is good news.
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"Tang Xiaofeng, there are still two days to go, you have to hurry up and practice. Yulan washed up and sat lazily in the chair, "But don't practice in the backyard in the future, I'll take you to Sanqingguan, where the place is big." ”
"Actually, I don't need to practice swords, I just need to refine them in my heart. ”
"Oh, that's better. Yulan was a little sleepy, sat in a chair and took a nap, waited for the night to come, closed the door and went to sleep.
A man walked in at the door, his face sinking like water.
You Lan heard the footsteps, opened his eyes and looked, this person looked very passerby, his clothes were a mix of Han and Hu, wearing Han robes, but wearing Hu people's leather clothes, maybe he was a hunter living in the northern suburbs of Jiuquan?
If the only feature of this person's face is that his face is flat, it feels like his facial features are all on a plane.
A big cake face.
"Guest officer or stay in the hotel?" Yulan said, standing up.
"I'm going to eat bones. ”
"Eating bones?"
"Yes, as long as it's a bird's bone. Chickens, ducks, geese. The flatbread-faced man sat down on the small table in the southwest corner and said, "No meat, just bones." ”
Before that, Yulan must have thought that this person was sick.
But now that she is a Jianghu person, she knows a lot of strange things.
With the mentality of not being surprised, she called Tang Xiaomi to prepare bones, as long as poultry bones, not meat. Ask Tang Xiaomi to shave the meat clean, don't waste the meat.
Tang Xiaomi blinked and ran to the kitchen.
Before the "dish" was served, another person walked in, also dressed as the same person just now, his face was very thin, thin as a long strip.
A donkey face.
The donkey-faced man said, "I will eat bones." ”
"Fowl?" asked Yulan with a cold eye.
"No, I don't eat poultry, I only eat animals. Pork bones, beef bones, and sheep bones are all acceptable. At this time, the two bald dogs broke in from outside the house, one after the other, and then ran to the back kitchen together, and the donkey-faced man saw the dog, and said, "Dog bones, rabbit bones, cat bones, it's okay." ”
Yulan felt a burst of horror, trotted to the backyard, leaned on the kitchen door, and said, "Tang Xiaomi, make that hare too." Someone is going to eat rabbit bones. ”
"Is there something wrong with these people?
"Don't shout, people want to eat anyway!"
The two weirdos caught Wu Song's attention, and he ran to the roof of the house and lit a pot of wolf dung. He had already gone to Yang Qianhu to report, otherwise it would be a crime to kill his head if he lit wolf smoke without permission.
Even if he reported, Yang Qianhu asked him to add some flammable red dye to the wolf dung, so that the wolf smoke burned could be different from the wolf smoke used in the army.
Seeing the wolf smoke, the people of the nine major factions rushed one after another, they did not enter the inn, but hid outside to monitor the movements in the inn.
At this time, another person walked in, his costume was the same as the first two, he was very tall, estimated to be about two meters.
Broad shoulders and narrow waist are very fit.
When he entered the door, he said, "I want to eat bones." ”
Yulan asked coldly, "What bones do you eat, is it a bird or a beast?"
"I don't eat those, I only eat human bones. ”
"I'm sorry, but we don't have any bones in our store. ”
"No, you have. ”
"Where?"
"In your body. ”
"Array!"
Speaking of which, what else do you cook?
Jade Bone suddenly jumped out of the wooden box, still wearing a hooded coat and a mask, like a tall but skinny young man.
At this time, Wu Song stood at the front, raised his head and asked, "Where did the three of you come from, and please report your name?"
"Our sect is despised by you in the Nine Sects, what's the use of reporting it? Let's just be direct and start doing it!"