"Liu Qingfeng, this poison is a bit evil, kill me before my corpse changes. ”

The crane screamed and attacked the atrium with poison, he was no longer saved, he only relied on internal force to drive the blood, and he was already a dead man.

But he still has to insist on doing three things: first, let the world's first beauty tell him a joke, second, listen to the world's first beauty sing him a song, and third, watch the world's first beauty dance for him.

After engaging in it for a long time, these three hobbies are his own, and it seems that the rumors in the rivers and lakes are wrong.

"It's better for you to decide on your own. Liu Qingfeng couldn't bear to say.

"If I make it myself, wouldn't the credit be picked up by the disciples of the Kongtong Sect?" He Beiming smiled faintly: "I would rather die at the hands of the 'Chivalrous Sword', and when I die, I will give you a big gift." ”

"I don't want this gift. Liu Qingfeng said.

"Good, good, good. Crane Beiming said three times in a row, "Then I'll give it to the first beauty in the world, I don't think she will dislike it, right?"

"I don't know. Liu Qingfeng frowned and shook his head slightly, "But it's not because I dislike you. ”

"Hahaha, Liu Qingfeng, I have no friends in my life, but I didn't meet you earlier. I hope I can walk with you in the next life. Farewell!"

Liu Qingfeng didn't speak, and watched the crane cry into Youlan's house. Of course, he knew that this farewell was goodbye.

Youlan had heard everything, and hid Tang Xiaofeng behind the curtain, holding the Heavenly Sword in her hand.

For some reason, she was not scared at all, but felt a little intoxicated.

Revel in your own beauty, revel in the appreciation of others, and at the same time admire this flying lord flower thief.

She couldn't understand why she admired him, but she just appreciated.

"I heard that you want to hear jokes, but I thought about it for a long time, and I didn't come up with a joke worthy of you. Youlan sat on the wool beach, waved his slender hand, and motioned for the crane to sit down as well.

So nice hands.

Crane shook his head and asked, "I'll ask you three questions first. ”

"Excuse me. ”

"Do you think that people who abandon their wives and children should be killed?"

"Damn it!"

"Should the person who steals and sells his husband be killed!"

"Damn it!"

"Those who embezzle and deduct should not be killed!"

"Damn it!"

Crane Beiming nodded and said: "The first beauty in the world said so, then I, Crane Beiming, am right to kill a good person." ”

A hint of pity suddenly appeared on Youlan's susceptible face, and he waved his hand again, motioning for him to sit down.

Crane Beiming looked at the woolen blanket, which was white and flawless, and said, "There is blood on the body, dirty." ”

"Sit down, I don't think you're dirty. ”

"Hahahaha!" Crane Sorrow suddenly laughed a few times, and then sat down.

"You're smiling, is my joke over?" said Youlan Hui with a smile.

"Huh?" Crane frowned, "Don't you really want me to sit down?"

"No, I really want you to sit down. Youlan Zhengse said: "I think that our current situation is a joke in itself, but this joke is not very funny." Don't you think it's a joke that the infamous flying owl crane screamed sadly, and actually sat on a blanket and chatted with the beggar gang disciple the world's first beauty?"

"No!" Crane screamed sadly, "If I don't want to compete with Liu Qingfeng, I have the ability to do this." ”

"But do you have what it takes to convince me to give you a glass of wine?"

"Can't, hahahahaha, can't, hahaha......" The laughter continued, and Crane Beiming suddenly felt unwell, "Girl, it's too late, kill me!"

"I didn't think of a good joke, but I did have a song and dance for you. ”

"Let's see in the next life!" He Beiming suddenly reached out and grabbed the sword, he wanted to commit suicide, but Tang Xiaofeng didn't give him this opportunity.

"Hey, Tang Xiaofeng, you idiot. You Lan raised his eyes and looked at Tang Xiaofeng: "You are really stupid and cute." ”

"I won't allow him to come near you. ”

Yu Lan looked at the eyes of the crane sorrowful, his pupils did not shrink but dilated, it seemed that there would be no corpse transformation, after thinking about it, he couldn't understand the mystery. "Xiaofeng, you come and help him up and sit down. ”

"He's dead. ”

"Even if he dies, I'm going to dance and sing a song for him. ”

Soon after, a long series of strange voices came from Yulan's house, "Gong Cai Liga, shout a few swishs, ah dad, oh mom, oh a duke, ah dad Mu Du Du, oh Ma Gong Mu Na Sinai..."

"......" Zhao Gaozheng was stunned for a moment, and wondered: "What kind of song is this?"

Everyone else shook their heads, Wu Song ignored Zhao Gaozheng, and Tang Xiaomi said indifferently: "She grew up in Pyongyang since she was a child, and she sang the local folk song "Three Bears"!"

The three bears, what the hell they are, since the door is closed, everyone is not very clear. However, listening to this song, it doesn't seem to look like an elegant work, but like a children's song, light and lively.

It's a pity that the famous flying owl crane is dead, otherwise seeing this, I don't know if he will stroking his palms and laughing like a child.

At this time, Liu Qingfeng had already packed his bags, walked down the stairs with Heyun Qi, and saluted to Runfan Shitai: "Shitai, Wudang disciple Liu Qingfeng suddenly felt physically and mentally exhausted, and the matter of setting up a dark rudder in Jiuquan was handed over to the third junior brother Wei Daofeng. ”

"Why not Ma Changfeng?" Master Runfan didn't mean to blame, just for the sake of the overall situation, she knew that Ma Changfeng was the highest martial artist in the "Wudang Three Swords".

"Senior Brother Ma has an arrogant personality and is self-serving, and the rivers and lakes often call him 'Lone Sword', this kind of character is not suitable for being in the dark rudder. Liu Qingfeng said: "And Senior Brother Wei, with a gentle personality, is humble, has a good view of the overall situation, has a good demeanor, and understands the sophistication of human feelings, and is not poor and comparable to Senior Brother Ma." Let him preside over the dark rudder affairs of Jiuquan, and the master and his old man can rest assured. After a pause, he said, "Please don't be surprised." ”

"This is the internal affairs of the Wudang Sect, and since you have thought it through, of course the poor nun has nothing to say. Lao Ni stood up and said: "Fu Demon Sword Guardian Dao Feng has also been famous for many years, if he comes to Jiuquan, of course the poor nun will be relieved." ”

"Ranked junior brothers, younger sisters, and junior nephews, Liu Qingfeng is reluctant to set foot in the rivers and lakes from today onwards. The bloody wind and bloody rain let him go, and the breeze only left Wudang Mountain. Farewell!" Liu Qingfeng hugged his fists with everyone separately, but ignored Zhao Gaozheng.

When passing by Wu Song, I patted him on the shoulder, didn't speak, and never looked back.

At this point, a catastrophe caused by "the world's first beauty" has come to an end temporarily, only temporarily.

As anyone knows, this doesn't end there.

In the "The World's First Beauty" incident, a total of four great evils were eradicated, including 2,000 points for the flying owl crane with a sad voice, 1,600 for the white-faced pretty man Junhong Lonely, 1,200 for the Thousand Miles of Grave Planing Yan Flying Alone, and 700 for Hu Yousan.

The beggars get 2,500 points and 2,500 taels of silver;

Wudang received 2,000 points and 2,000 taels of silver;

Kongtong got 800 points and 800 taels of silver;

Hengshan got 200 points and 200 taels of silver.

"Master, we didn't help much, why do you still give us 200 points?" Qingtan Xiaoni, blinking a pair of innocent big eyes, looked at Master Runfan and said.

"This is the morality of the rivers and lakes, although we didn't make a move, and we caused chaos to others, but we are here after all. Runfan smiled kindly and rubbed Qingtan's little bald head.

"But how do I think that this is not the morality of the rivers and lakes, but the human feelings?" Xiao Ni's clear eyes carried a hint of suspicion, making her no longer so innocent.

"Son, you're right, it's also a human sophistication. ”

"Oh, then Master, do you think that Crane Beiming is a good person or a bad person?"

"Needless to say, of course it's the bad guys. ”

"But why didn't Uncle Liu Qingfeng kill him?"

"Because ......" Runfan Laoni suddenly felt that this child had grown up and was not easy to fool, so he said earnestly: "This is the rivers and lakes, good and evil are inconclusive, and it is difficult to distinguish between good and evil." The reason why Hengshan let you and Yitan set foot in the rivers and lakes earlier is to increase your knowledge. You must know that the rivers and lakes are not the rivers and lakes of one person, there must always be rules and regulations here. As for the behavior of the crane's mournful roar, the ancestor had already heard that the people he killed were all guilty people, but they were not guilty to death, but they were killed by him. In other words, he cleared out the minor sins with greater sins, not to mention that he was not a member of the government. ”

That is, he was guilty, but not wrong. Right?"

"This..."Mrs. Runfan was actually asked by Qingtan Xiaoni, and suddenly reached out and patted Runfan's little bald head, and scolded softly: "You little thing, what do you think about all day long, don't forget, you are still a monk, you can't be like them, just seek happiness and revenge, the future of the Hengshan faction depends on the two of you." ”