Chapter 8 Don't swear if it's okay
Maybe it's just confusion? Maybe they have the talent to go through the heavens and the earth?
After eating He Xianggu's lively dinner, the boss Tie Gui decided to deal with that monster and monster.
The others suddenly looked at each other eagerly.
"What youkai?"
"A hundred miles away, a terrifying black dog demon!"
It really doesn't matter what the name is!
At eight o'clock in the evening, our group set off in a majestic manner.
Han Zhongli carried the boss on his back and walked in front with a cane, He Xianggu led Lan Cai'er and supported Zhang Guo Lao with the female Dongbin. Uncle Cao Guo and I looked at Han Box at the end, so that he wouldn't run around.
Watching this scene, my self-confidence was hit hard again......
Finally came to the destination, in a small mountain pass.
"That's our goal, to plague the black dog demons in the township!
"Bold monster, look at my cave eighteen swords!" said the female cave bin brandishing a kitchen knife.
"Hey, dare bite me, stew you tonight!"
"When the flesh on my stomach has grown, has the flesh grown? Roshan is on top!" said this, called Han Zhongli.
After a wave of "wonderful" attacks, the boss burst out: "Look at me abducting and selling the world!"
"Boss Shenwu!"
......
I silently watched a cute black-moon puppy with hatred under the siege of this group of strange people!
Lan Cai'er mentioned the little black dog and grinned happily: "I have dog meat to eat tonight!"
Everyone cheered, and Han Box's saliva flowed more wantonly.
"This is what you call the big monster that plagues the township and shocks the earth?"
"Ahem, the big monster is not in a hurry first, take this small practice first. Uncle Cao Guo said with a rare old face.
Suddenly!
A black cloud, falling from the sky, turned into a big dog demon more than ten feet big and full of black gas!
"Ahh
"Run!" Lan Cai'er quickly threw away the puppy in her hand and shouted desperately.
Then, she was swallowed by the big dog demon.
"Ahh
"Gollum!" he swallowed.
"Dare to hurt my good brother! Monsters die! Roshan is on top!"
"Gollum!"
"Hurt my son! I'll fight you!" the iron crutch limped towards the big dog demon.
"Gollum!"
Maybe he felt that it was too troublesome to eat one by one, so he simply opened his mouth and swallowed Uncle Caoguo, Han Box, Zhang Guo Lao, and Lan Caier together.
But they didn't have the slightest fear before they were eaten, and they looked generous and righteous.
I'll just say it! These strange things will be eaten by the monsters in one bite!
But why do I have tears in my eyes?
"Little girl, I feel the same kind of breath from you...... Come with me, how about I grow up to be the wife of the village?"
How can my husband be a monster!
"No! I'm going to avenge them!"
"Huo! Even the voice is so sexy! I have decided, I must marry you!"
"Die!" I said, pinching the trick.
In my body, there seems to be a bottomless pit that is tearing at my energy and making me drowsy...... I had a few more pieces of peach flesh in my hands, which I kept stuffing into my mouth.
"Hiccup!"
When the big dog demon looked at me inexplicably, all of a sudden, the grass under his feet and the trees around him were growing wildly!
By the time he reacted to something wrong, it was too late!
The grass wrapped around his legs, and the trees coiled around his body. He couldn't break free from the frenzy!
Trees and grass are still growing, and then the body of the big dog demon is used as a battlefield to wrestle!
"Girl, goddess fairy! I was wrong, please, let me go! I am willing to give you the position of king!"
Then a special square metal plaque fell to the ground. I picked it up, and it was very light! I looked left and right, and I thought it was not an extraordinary product.
I saw that it was written: "Heaven and earth are ordained!
"I don't want to be the king of the mountain!" I put the metal sign in my arms, "Are they dead? If it's okay, I'll let ......you go."
"Uh......h Dead ......"
"Oh!
As soon as I finished speaking, the struggle between the trees and the grass finally came to fruition.
The grass ripped off the four legs of the big dog demon and dragged it to the ground. Then, the numerous grasses also began to wrestle with the hind legs.
The trees, like the grass, are busy dividing up the body of the big dog demon......
In the midst of the bloody violence, I took the big goblin's huge head and placed it in a separate corner of my storage space.
"Ba Peak, I have avenged you!" I bowed, turned and left.
In the dark, there seemed to be a myriad of various eyes staring at me. With a cold snort, he unfolded the corner of the independent space, revealing the eyes of the big dog demon.
Then, all sorts of prying eyes vanished.
Later, I felt that I was walking too slowly, so I cast a spell and sped up the pace. Finally, an hour later, we arrived in the next city.
At the place where the big dog demon fell, suddenly there were eight brilliant people, from the ground, from the trees, from the haystacks, from the leaves...... drilled out, all of them were gray-headed, so they were not embarrassed.
People with a little insight, when they see them, are estimated to exclaim: "Eight immortals!"
"Guanyin's apprentices, why are they all so terrifying. A stubble-faced immortal with an iron crutch said.
"Tie Guan Boss Li, quickly comment, how my acting skills are. The beautiful and touching He Xiangu asked.
"Not bad, not bad! But compared to Lu Dongbin, it's far worse!"
A handsome sword fairy with a sword on his back and a tall posture was so ashamed that the sword flew away.
"If Master Guanyin knows about this, wouldn't we be having fun?" Han Xiangzi, who was holding the flute in his hand, asked worriedly.
"We're just little immortals at the mercy of others! The intrigue between the immortals, that turn has us to worry about. Zhang Guolao, who was full of white hair and a wine jug at his waist, said.
"Don't the Immortal Monarchs care?" said Han Zhongli angrily.
"Who knows. Let's stop talking about it, and be careful of getting into trouble. Let's go back to Heaven and go back to our lives!"
said yes, Tie Guan Li took everyone and flew into the sky.
After inquiring about the location of the Monster Hunter, I went to the door.
Unlike the quiet streets, it's bustling with monster hunters dressed in strange costumes.
There were many children my age.
When they called me in, they just gave me a strange look (strange, am I dressed properly?) and went back to their bragging.
"Shopkeeper, I'll redeem the bounty. ”
"Huh? the voice of the youkai...... No, how could there be a monster here...... Who's talking?"
I brought a stool, stepped on it, and said angrily, "That's me! I just killed a big demon, and now I'm here to reward you!"
The entire Monster Hunting Division, after a moment of silence, erupted in deafening laughter.
"Hahaha! This little girl is blowing the cow to the sky!"
"Yes, these children don't go to school well, and they listen to Mr. Storyteller's exaggeration all day long. It's the third time this month, isn't it?
"Let's go back to my mother to breastfeed!"
......
The shopkeeper couldn't help but laugh, and said, "Little girl, it's getting late, you should go home early." Otherwise, your parents will be worried. ”
I laughed angrily and said slowly, "What if what I said is true?"
"Then let me be hit by a carriage and die!" said a strange-looking man.
"I was bitten to death by a dog!"
"Beaten to death by my mother-in-law!"
"Absolutely impossible! If you really kill the big demon, I will, I will kill myself on the spot!"
......
A group of people began to gamble and curse.
I smiled even more: "It's good! It's too small here, let's go outside the door! It's the puppy that doesn't come!" I took the lead and walked out the door.
"Go, go!"
The people of the Demon Hunter Division all poured out, wanting to see my jokes.
Hey, don't cry for a while.
"Now you can start, right? If you lie to us, I might chop you to make dumplings. The man who threatened to "kill himself on the spot" panicked and said with the big knife in his hand.
Naturally, it caused a kind of ridicule from people.
"Very well! Remember your promise! I am sure that in the dark, you will travel your promise with great faithfulness!"
Then, I twisted my fingers and said, "Open the world!"
Immediately after, a foot-wide dog's head rolled out of my storage space.
Those dead eyes were staring at everyone who was laughing at me.
The audience fell silent again! Many people's eyes widened.
"This--the king of Black Dog Ridge Mountain, the great black dog spirit who has eaten thousands of people and is almost one step into a heavenly demon!" The shopkeeper's eyes lit up, and he said loudly, and then deliberately dragged out his voice and said, "Bounty - 10,000 taels!"
The crowd was in an uproar again! But at least the gamblers were extremely flustered......
"This, this must be the elders of the family who asked you to use it to tease us!
"Yes!" the man chimed in.
"I hate it in my life when someone teases me! I'll kill you!" he raised his knife again, and was about to rush over, but in full view of everyone, he plunged the knife into his heart......
"I hate it......"
"Run for your life!" the group of gamblers scattered and fled.
"Skynet is magnificent, negligent but not leaky, it's useless to run. I said lightly.
In the dark, it was as if a force had descended here.
In the distance, a carriage came out of nowhere and knocked people down...... Another pack of mad dogs, pounced on another person...... Another mother-in-law, in a daze, hacked her husband to death......
All of these things worked.
Others who don't have gambling curses can't help but secretly rejoice.
The shopkeeper turned around and was about to enter the Demon Hunting Division. I quickly stopped him: "Shopkeeper, you won't pay the bills, right?"
The shopkeeper smiled: "They are to blame, what do they have to do with you, I am taking money for you." ”
"Oh......" I embarrassedly let go.
After a while, the shopkeeper came out again, followed by two men, carrying heavy boxes.
"Does this girl need me to count?" said the shopkeeper politely.
"No, no, I believe you. "As soon as I touched it, the box was gone.
This hand envied everyone again.
Then, the shopkeeper took out another contract and said, "Yesterday, Zhang Yuanwai's youngest daughter was plundered by monsters to Black Dog Ridge. I wonder if the girl is interested in taking this order?"
"I'm tired today......" I took the list, skimmed over the other information, and went straight to the end: "...... A reward of 100 taels of silver!"
"Ahem, but saving the weak from the hands of monsters is the responsibility of every Tang people!
"Out of the north gate over there, the bare mountain is the highest as far as the eye can see. The shopkeeper kindly pointed the way.
"Okay! I'll go back!"
I left, and the shopkeeper told the man to get someone to deal with the big dog's head, and went back to the counter of the Demon Hunter.
As soon as he took a step, his eyes suddenly drifted.
"Huh, what am I doing? Wow, what a big dog head! Isn't this the big black dog spirit of the Black Dog Ridge Mountain King, who has eaten thousands of people and almost become a heavenly demon in one step?"
The crowd looked at him strangely.
Above them, an immortal smiled and flew into the sky.