Thirty-five, a family playing around
At the beginning, Lang Baisan's kid was still thinking about whether the news was fake. Butβwhen the information on the two battles is accurate, you should really look at your Uncle Lang's face, which is as colorful as a big dye vat. Liu Ruyi said, waving his hands up and down, and his face was quite proud.
Liu Shan complained a little speechlessly: "This doesn't seem to be something worth showing off!"
"Childish, your uncle also liked your mother back then, but your mother ended up with me. Isn't this something to brag about? Forget it, I'll go on with you. Liu Ruyi said as he stretched out his hand and fanned it in front of him, pulling back his deviated thoughts.
"After that, I was defeated, and your mother, dressed in warm red soft armor, rode from afar on a white horse, and kicked me in the face. scolded and said, you soft bones, you can't gnaw it down for so long, don't you want to marry me. As he spoke, the whip was about to be thrown up, but it was your Uncle Lang who quickly stopped it.
If it weren't for my hard work, your mother wanted to leave after this incident, but I stayed.
In the subsequent war cooperation, your uncle Lang also fell in love with your mother, and in the end, your mother was defeated under my pomegranate skirt.
Later, when the wedding was held, my family was in the middle of the road, your mother had a history of being a spy, and most of the relatives and friends poked us in the backbone with a kind back, and when I was plotted five years ago, the words that were said behind my back were moved to the surface! Your mother and I were poked in the backbone for a while, and in the end, your uncle Lang got angry, and found a whip to beat a few people who said the most.
After that, I treated your mother better!
She hasn't had a good life with me for a few days in her life! Shan'er, you should go to the barracks tomorrow morning! I will go home and snatch back your mother's bones. When we got married, we said in front of the spiritual seat in the high hall that we were born and died together! In this life, you can deceive anyone, but you can't deceive ghosts!"
"No!" Liu Shan cried out, "you can't go. β
"Shan'er!"
"I only have you!" the young man's whimper was particularly sad in the night, and Liu Shan's eyes were red, and his hands were clenched.
Liu Ruyi stood up and took her young son in her arms, and said in a soft voice: "Your mother is only me! She has always been afraid of the dark, I heard that this Huangquan Road is dark! What if she doesn't dare to leave in one place? I have to help her light the lamp." β
The thin hand patted the young man's shoulder for a while, and the words of comfort were faint, as if a gust of wind could sweep it away.
"I'm telling you now, I just want you to grow up quickly!
"I don't!"
The full moon in the sky was hidden by dark clouds, and the black clouds were exceptionally thick, and there was not a trace of moonlight piercing out of the dark clouds. The old people always say that the clouds open and the moon shines, and they always use this sentence to tell the young people not to give up hope. At this time, Liu Ruyi looked at this gray sky and felt powerless, when will this month become brighter! This sky is too dull and he can't breathe, not to mention the half-grown child in his arms!
"Tomorrow at dawn, I will go back to the General's Mansion, you just need to hold back your strength and go to the barracks. Liu Ruyi's words were full of resoluteness.
Liu Shan didn't answer, so he continued to say to himself: "Do you want to know the story of our Liu clan. β
"If you don't speak, I'll just think you're going to know! The previous generation of the Liu family is a finger and goes back several generations to be feng shui masters. Of course, it was the great man who helped the founding emperor of Zhao State build a mountain! His story is very verbose, and I don't want to tell you, so I'll tell you some interesting stories about when I was a child!
Zhao Liushan actually had some bad visions in a hundred years, because of the change of stars of the generals who guarded Zhao State. When it comes to my generation, the stars will run to our Liu family. My father called it a headache, originally I was going to learn feng shui, and now the general Xingruru, who guards Zhao Guo, is still a feng shui master. The one above is going to have a headache!
So, he found a martial arts master for me and started letting me learn martial arts. Of course, there may be a reason for his own lack of learning, I remember that naughty boy was fun when I was a child. At that time, because my martial arts master asked me to practice what Lao Shizi qi, my father wanted me to learn my family's martial arts, and insisted that I cut back on food and clothing.
Now, before I could growl with hunger, he cast a spell to make the chicken leg levitate in the air and circle around me. I was hungry at that time. After I went to war, I was given by him, and my ability to starve after going into battle was several times better than that of ordinary generals.
When I grew up, I heard from my uncle that he had done all the Rausch things he had done when I was a kid just to trick me!
I suddenly felt that I was much better to you than that old urchin. β
The funny thing he said amused Liu Shan, and Liu Shan smiled and pushed him away and kicked him on the calf: "Hahaha Grandpa was too mixed up when he was young!"
"There's something even worse! He once tied me to a horse and walked it, and I still don't know what that is. When I asked him, he also told me that it was a way to exercise patience, until another temple fair, someone was performing, and he tied me to the mouth of the alley for a full hour!" Liu Ruyi rubbed his legs, and his expression was very rich when he said this.
"Hahahaha!"
"Another time, the old urchin told me that if there was a spirit in the tree at the mouth of the alley, if it stood under the tree in the dead of night and shouted its name at the tree, it would produce a puff of mist. The mist will transform into a spirit, and the spirit will grant your wishes. Then I went, and then you old urchin disguised himself as an elf to talk to me, and tricked me into running naked in the alley.
Luckily, it was late at night, or I wouldn't have seen anyone!"
Liu Shan's smile was already smiling, almost wanting to fall down.
I don't know when the heavy dark clouds in the sky also dispersed, and the cold moonlight sprinkled down, even the mood of the young man was much better, he patted his leg and pointed to the moon and said, "Old man, do you remember one thing when you look at that moon?"
"What's the matter?" Liu Ruyi was confused.
Liu Shan smiled: "I looked like a girl when I was a child, and you lied to me that if I didn't wear a skirt during the Mid-Autumn Festival, I would be tied up by a monster with green faces and fangs and caught on the moon." And then - I wore women's clothes in the Mid-Autumn Festival that year, and my mother also combed me with a girl's hairstyle. Make a joke to relatives and friends, and then I will know that you lied to me. I don't think you're much worse than Grandpa. β
"What nonsense! How can I be so excessive as an old naughty boy, at least I didn't tie you to the horse!" Liu Ruyi waved his hand to defend, but Liu Shan's face was disdainful, he really felt that if it wasn't for his grandfather pressing him, he could do something excessive.
The two talked and laughed again for a while, and only then did they feel sleepy when the sky was white. But at this moment, it is already time to separate, thanks to the fact that Liu Shan knew a lot of interesting things this night, and also knew that his father's "good intentions" for him, he couldn't help but feel a little sad when he couldn't cry or laugh.
"Old man, tell me the truth, did you expect that one day, you would bewitch Uncle Lang to buy the house in the outer city. Liu Shan said and knocked his elbow on Liu Ruyi's chest, "But if you had thought of such a thing, why didn't you persuade Uncle Lang to buy the house on the edge of the imperial city! If it was on the edge of the imperial city, how dare that Gu Zigeng do this." β
Hearing this, Liu Ruyi touched his nose a little embarrassed, he didn't know how to answer this question, if he told the truth and told his son that he was greedy, it would be too cheap!
After thinking for a while, Liu Ruyi spoke: "Well, it's more affordable here, and it's close to the royal hunting ground, so if your Uncle Lang is greedy, you can go to the mountains to hunt and eat." Yes, that's right!" he said, his eyes fluttering, and his swarthy eyes unconsciously turned to the right.
"Damn!" Liu Shan understood when he heard him say this, the national fortune of Zhao was intercepted from Zhao Liushan, so the outer city was backed by the mountain, and the imperial city was outside the middle. The Zhao royal family also likes to ride and shoot in Hufu, but there are so many places for them to practice around.
The people in the palace thought of a way to raise some beasts on Zhaoliu Mountain, and came to hunt and entertain at the beginning of spring every year.
Also because of the fierce beasts on the mountain, there are almost no residents in this area of Zhao Guo near Zhao Liushan, and the land is cheaper.
"You two generals actually live in the outer city because of greed! Why don't you live in the general's mansion given by the emperor!" Liu Shan was a little broken.
Liu Ruyi's face became even more embarrassed: "Isn't it because your Uncle Lang and I beat a few nobles in the early years, and then the nouveau riche gave money to the soldiers who did not receive subsidies year after year, so he was poor!
This time Liu Shan collapsed even more, he looked at the injuries on Liu Ruyi's body and only had two words in his mind, he deserved it.
"Uncle Lang also agrees to let you toss like this?"
"He-listen to me!"
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Why are these two generals back then, and they are still known as the peerless double pride!
"And we rented out the general's mansion, and the emperor didn't want to see us because we beat the nobles, so he didn't pay much attention to what we did, maybe adhering to the principle of not being out of sight and not being upset! Because many of the wounded soldiers on the battlefield have been subsidized!" Liu Ruyi didn't seem to see Liu Shan's heart, and still said with some excitement.
After speaking, he crossed his hands on his hips and breathed a long sigh of relief: "Okay, good son, happy times are always short-lived." You go to the battlefield for Lao Tzu! I'm going to accompany your mother! That old lady doesn't know if I'm waiting or not! It's really annoying!"