Chapter Thirty-Six: Useless is a Scholar

"Don't go!" His Royal Highness didn't even think about it, and directly asserted.

For fear that the hunchbacked man would not understand, His Royal Highness explained himself.

"As for those bull-nosed old Taoists who can only say big truths, in my opinion, they are no different from scolding me for being so sour and talented, they just understand more of the mysteries of the Dao, and the words are just better, and then take 10,000 steps back and say, I really went to learn martial arts, but I didn't learn martial arts, and then I was dyed with a great truth, and I became a walking Taoist, this is not miserable, if I ask wholeheartedly, our old Chu family can cut off the incense, do you say this reason?"

"Well, yes!

The man who is called an iron general in the world, how can he be so iron-blooded as rumored, in front of these two women and a son, he is free from a slave statue, and our general is also happy in it, and he has not had a father from childhood to adulthood.

Chu Qing Python and Chu Baihe are okay, how can they say that they are women, they are less active, mainly His Royal Highness the Prince of the World, when he was young, he rode a big horse on Chu Ran, and he didn't know how many times he rode it.

Once the family banqueted officials, and even asked to ride a horse in public, all the officials thought that they really wanted to ride a horse, and they were all amazed at the talent of the prince, the blessing of the general, they were all dumbfounded if they didn't think about it, and the dignified iron horse general, dragging his son all over the ground, the picture was a little embarrassing, Chu Ran didn't feel any shame.

However, after that day, the prince never rode a big horse again, even Chu Ran thought that His Royal Highness the prince was tired of playing, no one knew, that night Chu Baihe was also like a strict mother, and His Royal Highness the prince was crying in a mess, as for what the two said, why they cried, it is unknown.

"I heard that the second sister is on the cusp, and many scholars are chewing the root of their tongues behind their backs. Chu Fan changed the topic and no longer studied martial arts more deeply.

"You're well-informed, your eldest sister told you by letter, right?"

Without waiting for His Royal Highness the Prince to speak, the prince said to himself: "I didn't run away, she loves you the most since I was a child, don't say that I treat you as a younger brother, but also as a "son" to spoil, your second sister is cold and arrogant, although she has few words, but she also hurts you, if you weigh the two of you, which one is heavier?"

"I think you're going to beg for a fight, thanks to the fact that the two of you are not around, if you listen to it, the eldest sister's exhaustive body will have thrown you into our lake, just your old man is looking for the abandoned sword left by the person, not to mention the eldest sister, the second sister is even more difficult to deal with, and more resentful, your little bit of caution, I will show you through in minutes, you don't talk to me, grab my braids, I don't want to be fooled, otherwise one day you will talk fast, come out, and I can only be the one who suffers." ”

Seeing that His Royal Highness the Prince of the World, who is not afraid of the sky and the earth, also has such a side, although Lao Tzu does not say that he has a tone in his heart, he also has a proud look.

"Well, it's true, your two sisters love you too much, I'll say hello in person next time, anyway, it's an old bone, I guess it's not good to do it to me, but you have to think about it in advance. ”

His Royal Highness the Prince gave the man a bad smile, and did not continue the topic, for fear of leaving a stumbling block, and when the time came, he would really hit his own feet.

"The eldest sister's letter is also a passing touch, without too much description, what kind of earth-shattering feat did the second sister do?"

"Your eldest sister didn't mention me in the letter, and you don't know how to pay attention to me, a lonely old man?"

Chu Fan glanced at him and motioned to hurry up and say, don't divert the conversation.

"Your second sister's matter, say big and big, say small and small, you know that your sister is studying in the Spring and Autumn College, is a famous holy place for scholars, and those who can enter it are all capable bachelors, not to mention how to achieve in the future, to enter the court as an official, at least it must be the sixth grade, the Spring and Autumn College has a debate every year, your sister is also competitive, and she has not lost for four consecutive years, and those who are forced to read can't raise their heads. This year is good, I don't know if it's a coincidence or deliberately, the topic of debate happens to be related to me, the military family and the literary family, to put it bluntly, it is the debate between the scholar and the martial artist, and the spearhead is more on my old bones, if so, ordinary people have already retreated, and your second sister wants to step on this spearhead, without hesitation. ”

Looking at the hunchbacked man with a smug face, His Royal Highness the Prince of the World rolled his eyes angrily, shouting that it was unnecessary, but he enjoyed it very much on his face.

"And then, what a big deal that is. ”

Chu Ran didn't pause, and spoke again.

"Your second sister is a person who retreats from the difficulty, fighting the group of Confucians with the strength of one person, and the group of scholars who are pressed are speechless, maybe they are angry, those nerds not only talk about me Chu Ran and the entire Hanzhong Iron Horse, but also how many unjust souls I have on my body, how many innocent people I have under the Hanzhong Iron Horse, and there are not a few dead readers!"

"How did the second sister answer?"

"Why don't you take Wu Hook and collect Guanshan Fifty Prefectures, please go to Lingyan Pavilion temporarily, if you are a scholar and a marquis?"

What the second sister said was to punish the heart, where can the sesame-hearted scholar eat and live. ”

Chu Ran nodded, noncommittal.

The young man who asked the question was also dizzy, and scolded me, an old hunchback, who should have died on the battlefield and was trampled by 10,000 people. Now that I am lucky to be alive, there is no good result, and I will die sooner or later. I've lived a long time, and if I can't wait for it, the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out, and I'm almost a loess person, and I don't care. How can your second sister be so good at talking, directly use the gentleman's sword handed down by the sage of the academy to cut off the head of the nerd, a group of powerless scholars have seen such blood, obediently shut up, for fear that their heads will move, your second sister left a sentence "useless is a scholar" and left directly. ”

"It's like the second sister's temperament, it seems to be weak and cold, but the means are the same as the eldest sister. ”

"Didn't anyone trouble the second sister after that?"

"The poor ghost who died has a bit of a Taoist family background, his father is a four-grade official in the court, and I heard that the old tears are rampant when I cry, and there are many more than a dozen excerpts to impeach me. ”

"What does the Ninety-Five Venerable say?"

"Insulting the founding hero, he should be beheaded, and then he didn't know the severity, so he stripped off his clothes and went home to farm. ”

"Is that really the case?"

The hunchbacked man nodded.

"Now it seems that the poor ghost and the whole family have been used as gunmen, and the person behind it deliberately probed the bottom of you and that person, and now I am afraid that I know the answer, and I have a rough idea in my heart. ”

"Did the second sister know about it a long time ago, and deliberately entered the urn to give those people an answer. ”

"I, Chu Ran, live for a day, and the result will not change. ”

"Then these people really take off their pants and fart, it's too much. ”

The two chatted about kung fu, and a dead man appeared at the door, and the hunchbacked old man looked at His Royal Highness the Prince with embarrassment.

"Let's go, let's go, don't disturb this son to read, close the door when you leave, and let Peach bring me some grapes by the way." ”

The man smiled and nodded, his hands behind his waist, which was somewhat in line with the bent hunchback.

After the old man closed the door, Shizi, who was still relaxed, frowned slightly, and after the sound of footsteps came from outside the door, he returned to normal.

The door was pushed open, and the maid named Peach Red came in with a plate of grapes, "Your Highness, I heard that the prince said that you want to eat grapes, and it happened that the slave maid specially prepared some in the morning, and I heard that it was a tribute from the Western Regions, and it was very sweet." ”

Chu Fan looked at the curvy fox woman, waited for her to put down the wooden box in her hand, and pulled her into her arms.

"Is there my peach sweet?"

"Your Highness, do you guess?" the woman was not timid, and looked like she was picking.

His Royal Highness the Prince smiled bitterly and shook his head, he had to recite a lot of Buddhist scriptures, otherwise he would really be on the way, and he was not angry and pinched his face hard, and he screamed in pain.

"Sooner or later, this son will eat you, see if you dare to seduce the master like this. ”

Peach rubbed her pretty face with a dissatisfied, His Royal Highness the Prince is good everywhere, but this fake seriousness is the worst.

"Your Highness, do you really want to learn martial arts? I heard that Wudang Taoism is natural, it can also nourish the mind and mind, and you can also participate in the Great Dao, with the wisdom and wisdom of Your Highness, it must be easy to come, and after Dacheng, you will also be a top ten master to play." ”

"That's as light as you said, don't say the top ten masters, I'm afraid I can't even touch the edge, but the eldest sister has a chance, although she can't be the top ten masters, the name of the top ten masters' younger brother is also excellent, one day when the mood is good to break into the rivers and lakes, the guy doesn't have to take anything, just by one sentence, Lao Tzu is the younger brother of the top ten masters, it's not enough to scare people into running away!"

Looking at His Royal Highness the Prince's thoughts, Peach Hong also felt that it was a kind of reason.

"These thousands of miles of mountains and rivers are loved by everyone!"

His Royal Highness the Prince said a word that did not match the preamble, and then there was no follow-up.