Someone asked a person in his thirties who was called uncle miserable or younger brother miserable?

Huang Quan will now say with certainty that no matter which one of them, no one in his twenties has been called a little boy by a little girl who looks like seventeen or eighteen.

"Where am I small? Besides, you're not that old!"

Not to be outdone, Huang Quan stared at the chest of the woman opposite and said deliberately.

"You-looking for death!"

The woman followed Huang Quan's gaze and found that the other party was actually talking about her breast, so she was furious and directly threw his identity silver medal at him as a hidden weapon.

"Wow, you're going to murder your husband!"

Huang Quan, who was losing, was quick, and quickly reached out to take the identity silver medal, and hung it back on his waist.

"Do you want to be my father-in-law? Yes, just win me. ”

When the woman on the other side heard Huang Quan say this, her eyes rolled, but she was not angry, and said to him with a smile.

"Forget it, I don't fight with little girls. ”

Huang Quantou shook like a rattle, and then deliberately bit the accent on the word "small".

"You can't help it! If you don't fight, you have to fight!"

The woman's face sank, and she reached out to grab Huang Quan.

"Eh, if you want to fight, wait until I'm full!"

Huang Quan hurriedly picked up the noodles and blocked them in front of him.

"The eldest husband said that it is difficult to chase the horse, so it is decided. ”

Hearing that Huang Quan agreed, the woman retracted her hand and said with a smile.

"When you are still so young, you are in a hurry to find your in-laws, is it too fierce, so you are afraid that you will not be able to get married?"

Huang Quan muttered in a low voice.

"What did you say?"

The woman on the opposite side raised her sword eyebrows, picked up the chopstick barrel on the table, and was about to throw it over.

"No, I mean this noodle, it's too small, it's too fragrant, it's delicious. ”

Huang Quan immediately put the noodles up again as a shield.

"Then hurry up and eat, and go to the competition after eating!"

The woman put the chopsticks back on the table and urged.

"What's the hurry, it's not a rush to reincarnate, you have to eat slowly to enjoy the beauty of food. ”

As if he was deliberately angry with her, Huang Quan picked up a noodle, put it in his mouth, and slowly sipped it in.

"Hehe, then you are free, anyway, I already know that your name is Huang Quan, and in the fifth battalion, you can't run. ”

The woman sneered, as if she had seen through Huang Quan's trick and threatened.

"I know that I am in the fifth battalion, do you still dare to challenge me, because you are too fierce to marry, so you deliberately look for me as a master?"

Huang Quan didn't plan to fight with her, he deliberately delayed time and wanted to sneak away, but now it seems that he can't do it, he regrets showing her the silver medal of his identity, and now he can run away as a nun, but he can't run away from the nunnery.

"Hehe, it's only the fifth battalion, there are four battalions in front, how dare you be so ashamed!"

The woman gave Huang Quan a roll of her eyes and sneered.

"No, it's so decrepit, just come out for a meal, you can meet a master, are you from the fourth battalion?"

Huang Quan put his forehead in his right hand, pretending that he was unlucky, but he actually wanted to probe the strength of the other party.

"What's so strange about that, with your strength, one out of ten in the barracks can surpass you, and you dare to come out and eat the overlord meal, you are really not afraid of kicking the iron plate? The key is that you are a newcomer, you don't understand anything, can't you keep a low profile?"

The woman couldn't help but laugh when she thought that Huang Quan dared to sit with her as soon as she came in, as if she had thought of something funny.

"How do you know I'm new here?"

Huang Quan was depressed, and he began to learn to find someone to eat the overlord meal, how could the other party still know that he was a newcomer, and there was so much difference between this old forging and the new forger?

"Haha-hurry up and eat, don't be verbose! When you finish eating, go to Wutai with your sister, and your sister will tell you when you go to Wutai. ”

Seeing Huang Quan's depressed appearance, the woman laughed out loud, but instead whetted his appetite, just didn't tell him the answer, and then urged again.

"If you don't tell me, I won't eat it, and I won't go to the martial arts platform to compete with you!"

When Huang Quan heard this, he simply broke the jar and broke it, put the chopsticks down, and played sideways.

"Oh, my little brother is still angry. If you don't eat it, my sister will directly pour all the remaining noodle soup on you, and then carry you to the competition platform to see if you are toasting and not eating and drinking. ”

The woman was not angry, but stared at Huang Quan and said in a flirtatious tone.

"Uh~ Okay, I'll finish eating first. ”

Huang Quan looked at the other party with a serious look, so he had to pick up the chopsticks again and eat them in a big gulp.

"Boss, check out!"

After a while, all the four large bowls of noodles were in Huang Quan's belly.

"No need, Xiaoying has already paid for it. ”

The voice of the proprietress wafted in the distance.

"Yo, can't you see that you're still a rich woman?"

Huang Quan glanced at the woman opposite and quipped.

"Yes, what's the matter, are you interested in being my sister's face, although you are a little smaller, but you are still quite handsome. ”

The woman looked at Huang Quan with a smile, but there seemed to be anger in her eyes.

"Uh~ I'll forget it, I'm still young. ”

Huang Quan felt a murderous aura rushing to the sky, shivered inexplicably, and quickly shook his head.

"Well, now that you're full of food and drink, you can go to the martial arts platform with me?"

Lin Xiaoying looked at Huang Quan and asked lightly.

"Uh~ What is the monkey anxious monkey anxious about, a girl only knows how to fight and kill all day long, and the scenery is ruined. When you have a full meal, of course, you have to rest, and don't do strenuous exercise for half an hour, otherwise it's not good for your stomach, haven't you just finished eating?"

Huang Quan glanced at her, said leisurely, and then felt that she seemed to be about to bào zhà, and quickly changed the topic:

"I don't even know what your name is, in the first battalion, anyway, you have to introduce it to the martial arts platform, can you tell me first?"

"Hehe, now I know I'm scared, wasn't it very domineering when I just ate the overlord meal?"

Lin Xiaoying suppressed the anger that was about to attack and sneered.

"No, no, no, it's not that I'm afraid, I really can't do anything to girls, especially like you, a beautiful, beautiful, heroic heroine, a heroine, I can't fight at all." ”

Huang Quan knew that he was in a catastrophe this time, so he hurriedly complimented him and made the last dying struggle.

"The little brother's mouth is still quite sweet, but it's a pity that it's too late, if my sister doesn't beat you, it will be difficult to eliminate the hatred in my heart. ”

Lin Xiaoying smiled and leaned back, but she never let go, and made up her mind to compare with Huang Quan last time.

"I'm afraid that you won't be able to beat me when the time comes, but I will beat you, so what to do, I don't want to destroy the flowers with my hands. ”

Huang Quan spread his hands to express his embarrassment.

"It's up to you?!I'm the number one in the first class!"