373, solo derby
Self-pitching, rest area.
"Do you want something to drink?" Wuji was quite skillful, pointing to the Bacchus bar.
"Of course, you still need to ask!" Li San'er is still really stinky and beautiful, and she owes a beating.
"What to drink?" Wuji didn't mind at all, anyway, he didn't have to consume it in the end.
"Coke!" Li San'er almost didn't think about it, and at this time he sat on the extremely soft sofa, crossed the legs of Erlang, who was not recognized by his six relatives, looked left and right, and blurted out. In this small area, there are still the rest of the new and old players with sand sculpture game IDs above their heads, with strange nicknames and all-encompassing, which makes people dazzled, and it feels funny and serious, and there is some nonsense in a serious book, what "salty poems and steamed buns forget to add salt", what "Lao Tzu 6666666 with a knife", and "yogurt doesn't like straws and spoons", "copycats - must be punished", etc., messy, not worth mentioning at all, it is so critical in his kid's heart, and he laughs secretly from time to time... ...
"I'm afraid this kid is not a 'vegetable head'!"
"May I ask the immortal walker, what is a cabbage head?"
"Haha, of course it's the number one rookie!"
"Hahaha, number one rookie!"
Hearing the taunts of a pair of cultivators at the next table, Li San'er clenched his fists unceremoniously, and angrily shouted at the top of his head: "It's my son in front of me, and he scolded, "Lao Tzu, your mother!"
At this time, Wuji just walked away.
Qian*zi said with a smile, "What kind of demon, such a big rebellion, dare to insult the Venerable, perverse, should be killed!"
Li San'er knew very well that those who came were not good, and those who were good did not come, so he invited him bluntly, "Scumbag, do you dare to compare?"
"Hahaha......" After hearing this, he almost fell with laughter, and looked at the god sitting beside him, the ID nickname on the top of his head is not visible for the time being, but it is already called, judging from the conversation between the two of them, this strange guide with a "P" star badge [note] on his chest, I don't know what is related or related to the "S" mark of Wuji, it seems to be called a forerunner, but it is actually called an immortal walker, and he suddenly said nothing, silent and silent.
"What are you laughing at, laughing at your mother!" Li San'er looked vicious, posing as if he was going to eat people, but he could only scare himself temporarily.
"You are a big fool, and you still say that you don't cook, this is the fantasy world of cultivating immortals, where is there any Coca-Cola, why don't you call it Sprite orange juice!" After speaking, the former * son still laughed and was happy.
"Lao Tzu is calling cat shit coffee, and your mother laughs with a hammer!" Li San'er talks about things, he has to fight to the end, and he must not lose his momentum.
"Besides, my mother, see that I don't tear your mouth apart!"
At this moment of tension, the Immortal Walker stood up......
"Huh!" Li San'er sent out a puzzled doubt, a human puzzle, and a god's thinking.
It just so happened that Wuji was back...... But the two of them were empty-handed, where was there any trace of "drinks", even if there were small tickets, which really made Li San'er, who was in a cranky thinking, thinking about it, and always puzzled, see the disappointment and hope!
"I forgot to tell ......," Wuji hadn't fully spoken.
Someone has already said hello. This man is the Immortal Walker. He pointed at Li San'er and took the liberty of asking, "Hey, damn friend, is this kid your 'follower'?"
Wuji responded unexpectedly, "No, damn buddy, what's wrong?"
In this regard, Li San'er almost dropped his jaw in shock, obviously he guessed that he also guessed the meaning of "following the fart".
Immediately after, the Immortal Walker's tone was strange, "That's good!" After speaking, he turned to his follower, nodded, and signaled that he understood, asking him to rest assured that he was bold and solo.
I saw that the new player with the nickname "All the front is my son" pointed at Li San'er and said, "Come on, big cabbage, let's have a good comparison and see who is awesome!"
Li San'er hesitated for a while, and almost went backwards, it was really to grow the morale of others, destroy his own prestige, or ...... He kid did it on purpose!
"Let's log in!" The former * Zi took out his life card, was full of preparation, and immediately wanted to do it.
"Damn, what's the hurry, it's all damn brothers, it's not a moment and a half!" Li San'er seemed to be stunned, but in fact, he wanted to listen to the details in many ways, which can be said to know himself and his opponent, and he will not slack off in a hundred battles.
"Haha, you kid is scared!" said with a happy smile.
The scene began with a little stalemate, and there was silence.
Suddenly!
Wuji suggested, "Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, those who should come won't leave, those who should go won't come, wait a while!" After speaking, without waiting for the other party's consent, he dragged Li San'er to move to his original position, and he had something to whisper......
"Take it!"
"What?"
"What else could it be, of course it's the Coke you wanted!"
"No, it's not my Coke, it's yours!"
"Silly boy, you're still in the mood to joke!"
"It's the guide, you make a joke about Lao Tzu first!"
"Who's free to make a joke about you?"
"Who else do you say ......?"
Faced with the unreasonableness of the practitioner Li San'er, the cultivator Wuji really didn't want to get to the bottom of it or "check" it, stretched out his palm, and out of thin air gave birth to a cat's foot cup filled with "liquid", handed it over and said, "Na, the drink you wanted, I forgot to ask if I added ice, so based on the principle of conservation, I added a large piece, hurry up and drink it, and I have to 'PS' one-on-one after drinking!"
"PS?" Li San'er's hand that just held the cat's foot cup suddenly froze, and muttered to himself, ", the earth is gone, and PS technology is still alive in the world. "
"Cultivator*8109, please be sure to pay attention, this PS is not the other PS!" Wuji was not surprised, and quickly explained, "Solo Derby, although the point is up to the point, winning or losing is a small matter, and life and death are big!"
At this time.
Li San'er was stretching the drink to his lips when he suddenly froze and asked, "What is a solo derby?"
Seeing that the well-intentioned plan succeeded, Wuji actually had a little wave in his heart, and he couldn't wait to pour the refreshing water directly into his kid's big mouth, but he was distracted, and secretly kept calling, "Drink, drink!"
Seeing this, Li San'er saw that the situation didn't seem right, and thought that he was not polite, so he didn't care and asked again, "Guide, may I ask what is a solo derby?"
But Wuji reacted and said, "It's ......"
Li San'er suddenly lost his heart and shouted like crazy, "Wait a minute, let Lao Tzu guess!"
Wuji nodded, also thought of something, and once again decisively gave birth to an identical liquid drink out of thin air, sipping it around with an extremely delicious expression, it was really a drunkard who didn't mean to drink, he cared about someone!
"PK?" Li San'er guessed one of them. Wuji nodded and shook his head.
"Heads-up?" Li San'er guessed the second. Wuji still nodded and shook his head.
"Oh, you have to think about it......" Li San'er was hesitating at this moment, and he actually made a mistake.
Because:
Drank it, drank it, he drank it, he took a big sip with nothing to know, not to know anything, to be wrong, and to smack it in a daze...... Divine water!