Chapter 2 Rejection of Immortals
What the hell is it to eat jujube pills, and how can there be a cure for all kinds of poisons? I'm afraid that I haven't met a liar?
Li Qingjun looked angry, and was about to say something, but Li Qinglin waved his hand to stop it, gave the silver and said: "Our brother went into the mountains to look for immortals this time, but he didn't have much time to spend it. The little brother has lived here for a long time, and he is familiar with the situation, so I don't know if he can follow us up the mountain to be a guide, and he will be rewarded. ”
"Don't go. Qin Yi stood up lazily, turned around and walked into the house, "What kind of immortal are you looking for, eat and sleep well, and have no worries, isn't it a fairy?"
The young man Li Qingjun said angrily: "Hey! What kind of attitude do you have!"
Qin Yi had already entered the house.
Li Qingjun was about to dismount angrily, but was pulled by his brother: "Don't mess around." ”
"Why are you so polite to him? This is obviously a liar, how can there be an antidote to all poisons!"
Li Qinglin reined in and left: "Li Liu's report, there have been quite a lot of poisoned people in the mountains recently, and the young man surnamed Qin in the village was cured with one medicine. Xu is familiar with the special poisonous miasma in the mountains, and the medicine is targeted, which should be more suitable than the medicine we have prepared. Besides, don't you really think this boy is a little special?"
Most of them pretended to be posturing, and the villagers cooperated with him to create some atmosphere so that he could cheat. ”
Li Qinglin smiled dumbly.
Li Qingjun quickly followed his brother and asked, "Since my brother thinks he is useful, why don't you insist on asking him to guide?"
Li Qinglin smiled slightly: "Don't worry...... The guide is the one who leads the way, but can he lead you to the immortals?"
Li Qingjun was stunned again.
Apparently not.
They didn't come to climb the mountain to see the sunrise, but to try to find immortals in the mountains. The mountain is not too big, and the rumors of the so-called fairy fate have been circulating for I don't know how many years, which inch of place has not been investigated? So there is no such thing as a destination, and naturally there is no correct route, and it is just a matter of trying the fate method to go in, so why do you need a guide?
Li Qingjun was a little discouraged for a while, and his straight shoulders fell slightly: "So my brother is the same as others, I didn't take this journey to immortal to heart......
Li Qinglin looked back at where he came from: "That Qin Yi, in the end, it was quite interesting......
"Country scumbag, self-righteous, nonsense. I shot him in the hole to see how carefree he was. ”
"Ha ......"
The voice went all the way, Qin Yi lay in the middle of the room with his arms on his pillow, and his mace rested on the head of the bed. He could still vaguely hear the conversation between the brothers, and at the end, he laughed, as if he thought Li Qingjun's words were very funny.
A voice suddenly rose in his senses: "What are you laughing at, these brothers seem to be very good in martial arts cultivation, maybe they really have the strength to poke you into a hole." ”
This voice goes straight to the soul, and I don't know where it came from, and it is actually not a sound, let alone a man, just like forming a sentence directly in your heart, which is extremely weird. Qin Yi seemed to be very used to it, and said lazily: "I'm laughing at the fact that there are really little girls in this world who dress up as men, why do you think that others can't see it?"
The voice paused for a moment, and said, "How do you know that she is a little girl?" The young man has no Adam's apple, and it is common for his voice to be a little sharper. ”
"Because you don't have a nose, you can't smell her. ”
“......”
"Besides, how can there be such a beautiful boy, that little face is full of collagen, picturesque eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, pretending to be heroic, and that girly smell can be felt with your eyes closed......?
"What is collagen, and what the hell is a beauty filter?"
“...... It's none of your business. ”
The voice sighed, "It doesn't matter if she's a man or a woman." You see, how many people in the world are looking for immortals and asking, they are pious, they really give them immortal fate, I am afraid that they will be willing to kneel for three days and three nights. Why don't you want to cultivate immortals?"
"Aren't I already cultivating immortals? You see I'm planning to ...... all night tonight."
"This is also called cultivating immortals, don't fool me with the trick of fooling them. ”
Qin Yi said coldly: "Don't fool me with the fool's trick!"
As he spoke, he casually threw the mace into the footwash next to the bed.
Zhihaili's voice became angry: "I won't say anything if I pound the medicine and hammer the nails with me, and then stuff me into the footwater, I'm not done with you!"
The mace jumped out of the water and hit Qin Yi. Qin Yi leaned on the head of the bed and flew up, hitting the handle of the stick, the mace turned a few times in the air, smashed against the wall with a "snap", slid down, and bounced twice on the ground and didn't move.
A thick resentment overflowed on the stick.
"Hey, awesome......"
"I said it 10,000 times, my name is tassel. ”
"The spirit of a mace is called a tassel...... Are these two things a painting style? Who is your original owner, can't you have a little 13 in your heart?"
Tassel sneered.
Qin Yi asked again: "Bangbang, do you think these two people can deal with the problems in the mountains?"
Since Qin Yi crossed over, this mountain has also begun to change, first, there are more poisonous miasma in the mountain, and people always get sick when they enter the mountain; second, a very strange winged tiger has inexplicably appeared in the pile of rocks. The poisonous miasma is not poison, it is the spatial resentment brought out by the tassel, and the tiger with wings has nothing to do with the tassel, but the result of the "demon miasma" buried by the two people before.
Both questions are related to Qin Yi.
Tassel said lazily: "Let you cultivate immortals with me, and you don't want to learn, otherwise how can you not deal with a tiger who has just started to transform into a demon for a few days?"
"Because it won't kill me, but you will. ”
It's been a while since the time crossing, and Qin Yi recalled the original scene and was completely able to sort out what was going on.
It was a tassel snatching away, just in time for himself to cross, and he wanted to devour his soul directly. As a result, the cultural differences that are completely incompatible with his own world are eaten and spit out, and his body is occupied by himself. The soul power that the tassel had accumulated for an unknown number of years was severely weakened by this setback, and retreated into the stick to survive.
So Tassel claimed to teach him to cultivate immortals, and help him recast his body in the future.
But Qin Yi didn't dare to learn.
You must know that now the soul of the original owner has been devoured by tassels, which is definitely not a good thing. God knows if the immortal cultivation technique it taught is a secret back door so that it can take it away again? Qin Yi thought that he was not so strong, and he didn't dare to try.
Originally, Qin Yi even wanted to lose this mace, but he was too curious about this world of cultivation, and finally took it with him. It's weak now, anyway, isn't it?
It's so fragrant.
Tassel sneered: "Anyway, I can tell you that this grievance will soon dissipate itself, and no one needs to solve it." But this tiger has begun to demonize, just rely on me to teach you that little bit of demon bondage, especially if you haven't practiced yet, you can't restrain it for too long, and sooner or later it will start to hurt people. If you want to solve this problem completely, you have to practice with me. ”
Qin Yi pursed his lips and held back for a long time before saying, "I'll solve it anyway." ”
Tassel sneered: "Your solution is to spread this immortal miracle that no one cares about again, and attract immortal seekers to get rid of the tiger?"
"After all, it is more reliable than the villagers, I think this Li family brother has some ability. ”
Tassel smiled: "If I want to follow your path, I have a more stable idea." ”
"What?"
"This Li family brother and sister are either rich or expensive, as long as they are killed under the tiger's mouth, this tiger will be skinned and cramped, and there is absolutely no room for survival. But you remind them that if they are defeated, they will run, and the tiger will not chase ......."
"Phew!" Qin Yi turned over, ran to the corner of the house, picked up the mace, and stuffed it into the footwashing water again.
Tassel burst into the water and scolded: "Fools of women's kindness! If they run out under the tiger's mouth, the first one will be angry with you!"
Qin Yi ignored it at all, turned around and walked to the corner of the house. There is a small stove waiting for fire in the corner of the house, and the clay pot is slightly hot, faintly exuding the fragrance of the elixir.
The pharmaceutical alchemy technique and some brief formation arrangements are not only Qin Yi's curiosity about the cultivation of this world by rubbing the side, but also the proof that Tassel hopes to show "I can really teach you to cultivate immortals", the two sides hit it off in this regard, one learns seriously, the other teaches attentively, and there is no noisy argument.
Qin Yi stared at the fire for a while, silently calculated the time, took another pot of wine, walked to the window and drank it in small sips.
It was already completely dark, and the sky was full of stars and moons.
There are even more leaks in the world, insects and cicadas are singing, and the wine is slightly drunk, Qin Yi has always felt that such an environment itself is almost immortal. Away from the hustle and bustle of the carriages and horses, away from the intrigue, the clear light of the moonlight, the fragrance of the fields, how much attention have the secular people paid attention to?
Qin Yi has always felt that if he can solve the problems in the mountains, in fact, there is nothing wrong with staying here for the rest of his life. In the previous life, he fell off a cliff and died, and crossing over here is tantamount to regaining a life, isn't it good to enjoy life?
He sang "Okay Song", not pretending to be a fairyland, but really seeing a lot of immortal seekers, and he was moved.
"You say, what a beautiful night it is......" he murmured, as if in a dream.
The tassel in the awkward "snorted", as if disdainful.
And in fact, it was precisely for this reason that it had always thought that Qin Yi was very suitable for cultivating immortals. He has a very tranquil atmosphere, not persistent, not delusional, and has no idea of entering the world and being a marquis, as if a grass house can spend his life, this kind of person is more suitable for cultivation than those who pious and kowtow and insist on praying.
It's a pity that he won't fix it.
In fact, God knows, the so-called tranquility does not enter the world, and in Qin Yi's world, it is called a house.