Chapter Forty-Nine - Stupid Student
But in the whole process of teaching, although Li Xiuyuan taught very seriously, Elder Hu was not in a state at all.
Because her mind was full of thoughts: "It's really strange, why did the roar of the evil dragon in my hand turn into a cute kitten as soon as I arrived in front of Li Xiuyuan?"
But Li Xiuyuan couldn't see through Elder Hu's thoughts, so he didn't know the real situation in front of him at all.
It's just that I think the same scripture has to be taught three or four times before Elder Tiger can barely remember it, this TM is too stupid!
How did you cultivate to become a refinement? In this Xuanling Continent, a kitten with a bad brain can become a goblin? Could it be that Heavenly Dao deliberately released water?
Li Xiuyuan has seen countless goblins, including snake spirits, fox demons, wick monsters, etc., and there are countless types.
I have even seen the bar essence cultivated by lifting the bar and the fart essence cultivated by the turbidity qi of the five grains.
The divine beast dragon bearded tiger in front of him, although he has a graceful figure and a pretty face...... Ahem, that's not the point.
But her IQ and talent seem to be inferior at this time, how did she cultivate to become refined?
Looking at her stupid appearance, she can only rely on this. The cute essence that was cultivated just by selling cuteness was indeed the first time I encountered it.
Teach her a sentence yourself, and say it several times. And many times, Elder Tiger will be in a daze from time to time.
Is this because she has lived in the wild for too long in the past? It seems that in the future, it is better to make her her own family to rest assured!
In this way, in Li Xiuyuan's headache-style teaching and Elder Hu's daze-style study.
The two of them practiced in Li Xiuyuan's small courtyard for three days, and it was not until the early morning of the fourth day that Elder Hu completely memorized the entire text of the Dragon Elephant Prajna Sutra.
Seeing that Elder Hu had memorized all the scriptures, Li Xiuyuan finally breathed a sigh of relief. This is definitely the stupidest goblin Li Xiuyuan has ever seen.
These three days can be described as the darkest time for Li Xiuyuan's entire cultivation career.
Originally, whether it was a life-and-death struggle or preaching Zen, no matter how critical the situation was, at least Li Xiuyuan himself could still make it stronger.
But after three days of Elder Tiger, Li Xiuyuan realized what it means to be helpless! No matter what she said, she just couldn't remember it, and Li Xiuyuan was so anxious that she scratched her ears and cheeks.
They all wanted to knock open Elder Tiger's head to see if it was paste.
In the past few days, when Li Xiuyuan was at a loss in the courtyard, a few people outside were in a hurry.
On the first day, the three people outside still felt that there was nothing abnormal, and it was normal to take some time to teach the exercises.
The next day, a few people began to feel that something was wrong, what kind of advanced exercise was this? It had been two whole days and had not finished teaching?
Or is Li Xiuyuan a person with a speech impairment and can't speak? Or is this Tiger Elder illiterate?
On the third day, there was a subtle change in everyone's attitude.
First of all, the Fifth Spirit Jun was full of envy, and laughed at himself: "You say that you can be regarded as dignified, right? Not to mention that he is also a personal disciple of the Righteous Qi Academy, the son of an elder."
A typical Xuanling Continent is rich and handsome.
It's been sixteen years, and I don't have a girlfriend. How long has this Li Xiuyuan just been here? The academy is full of his little fans.
Not only was Wen Xiaoya, who was above the top, impressed by him, but now even Elder Hu Wenlong had fallen into his clutches.
It seems that Brother Xiuyuan's real ability is not his exercises and martial arts, but his ability to flirt with his sister.
I'm not going to learn any of his bullshit exercises in the future, I'm going to learn from him to flirt with my sister!"
Wen Xiaoya was already angry at this time: "Some time ago, it was just a matter of coming out of Elder Hu's courtyard with a sore waist and knees, and it was barely forgivable.
Now you still take people home and don't go out for days? What are you doing in there? Are you discussing life and ideals?"
In his mind, he imagined that in the past few days, Li Xiuyuan and Elder Hu had lived a life without shame in the small courtyard. There are dozens of episodes of romance action movies.
Among the three people, only Li Xiuxin seems to be the most normal, meditating and cultivating as usual, but the loss in his eyes gradually emerges.
By the fourth day, the Fifth Spirit Jun had gone completely insane: "It is rumored in the academy that Li Xiuyuan is gifted, detachable and cleanable, is it true?"
This guy is in good health, too! The so many nourishing and aphrodisiac things I gave a few days ago are considered to be aiding and abusing?"
At this time, even if Li Xiuyuan and Elder Tiger came out and held a newborn tiger in their arms together, the Fifth Spirit Jun would not feel the slightest strangeness, and would only sincerely bless them: Happy Tiger!
Wen Xiaoya was on the verge of collapse at this time, her eyes were red and bloodshot.
I couldn't bear it so that others could see it, but I don't know how many tears I shed behind my back, looking at the small courtyard where there was still no movement, my heart hurt like a knife.
Li Xiuxin got up in the morning, stretched lazily, and went out to see that Li Xiuyuan and Elder Hu had not come out yet.
He didn't say anything in his mouth, a cold glint flashed in his eyes, and as soon as he used his feet, he smashed a few green bricks.
When the fifth spirit saw this scene, he was so frightened that he was full of excitement, and thought: "This Li Xiuxin is so violent, why didn't he find out?"
It's a shame that I haven't succeeded in catching up, otherwise I wouldn't have smashed it?
Looking at Li Xiuxin's posture, something big will definitely happen in a while, and it is better to stop him when the time comes. ”
Wen Xiaoya jumped up excitedly when she saw Li Xiuxin's actions! It's still her best friend's strength! This is going to avenge herself!
said that it was too late, Li Xiuxin picked up half a green brick, and rushed to the door of Li Xiuyuan's small courtyard, seeing that he was going to smash the door lock and rush in to find out.
Fifth Lingjun and Wen Xiaoya were speechless for a while when they saw Li Xiuxin's actions: "What's the matter? This fight makes bricks and bricks, is the ancestral secret technique of the Li family in your scholarly city?
Seeing that Li Xiuxin picked up the bricks and was about to smash the door lock, suddenly the courtyard door was suddenly opened.
Li Xiuyuan watched as Elder Hu had finally memorized all the scriptures, and was about to send her back.
As soon as I opened the courtyard gate, I was secretly glad that it was finally over, when I looked up and saw a brick coming towards me.
Just heard the crisp sound of "pop", Li Xiuxin's brick slapped on Li Xiuyuan's head, and the brain melon seeds were buzzing.
Everyone was dumbfounded at this moment, and Elder Tiger followed behind Li Xiuyuan and opened his mouth wide, this ...... What a hatred?
The fifth spirit looked at the brutal scene in front of him, and sat on the ground in fright.
Wen Xiaoya saw her best friend pick up a brick and slap the scumbag brother for herself, and she was moved and relieved.
I can't help but jump up and shout: "Cultivate your mind and fight well! As long as you can't die, you will fight to the death!"
Li Xiuxin actually regretted it in his heart the moment he picked up the brick and shot it.
My younger brother is an adult, and he can do whatever he wants, as an older sister, is it really reasonable to manage so much of his brother's private life?
Who would have expected that instead of smashing the lock this time, he gave Li Xiuyuan a brick.
However, Li Xiuyuan's ability, Li Xiu's heart is clear, this brick will not cause any substantial damage, but he is not worried much.
At the beginning, Zeng Wubei was stabbed head-on unscathed, let alone his own small brick.
It's just that now how can I find a suitable reason to get out? Li Xiuxin's brain was running rapidly.
At this time, the most depressed person belonged to Li Xiuyuan, who taught a stupid student for three days.
This finally got rid of Elder Tiger, and was about to send her back to his yard politely, who knew that as soon as the door was opened, there would be a brick head-on!
Who am I messing with? Not to mention the countless brain cells that have died of stupid students, this head has to be opened?
waited until the brick crumbs on his face slowly fell, and Li Xiuyuan saw clearly that it was his sister Li Xiuxin who patted him with a brick?
Li Xiuxin looked at Li Xiuyuan and looked at him, turned around and wanted to escape.
Li Xiuyuan grabbed Li Xiuxin, who wanted to escape, and said, "Why did you give me a brick just when we met?"
Li Xiuxin found that he had attempted to escape, and thought: "Since there is no way to escape now, then we can only outwit it." ”
So he turned around and glared at Li Xiuyuan, ready to hit a rake. said: "You haven't been out for a few days, and you don't know that your own door is leaking?"
I'm kind enough to take a brick to patch it up for you, but who knew you would suddenly come out? Now I'm telling you that there's a leak on the top of the eaves, and you can fix it yourself!"
After speaking, without waiting for Li Xiuyuan to react, he fled back to his small courtyard like a gust of wind and closed the gate tightly.