Chapter 18 - Licking the Dog Theory
Li Xiuyuan pursed his lips: "Who asked him to stare at me first? It's okay, it's okay, let's leave quickly." ”
Li Xiuxin glanced at him: "You think it's beautiful! Who said it's okay?
He turned his head and said to the clerk, "In addition to this turbid fairy water, there are also small black bottles, ocean energy, and black gold pets...... All of these are required. ”
Listening to Li Xiuxin say a lot of nouns to the clerk, Li Xiuyuan looked confused: "What is this? What is this? What are these? Sister Bingshan won't join any cult organization, right? What kind of nonsense is this?"
When the clerk heard Li Xiuxin's "black words", he turned around and went to the counter to stock up. Li Xiuyuan instantly became suspicious of his ears, "How did she understand?" Or am I deaf?"
Seeing Li Xiuxin cautiously take over the bottles and cans brought by the clerk, Li Xiuyuan took the bill, and his eyes were about to pop out in an instant: "Just these bottles cost seven lower-grade spirit stones?
Looking at his crystal card and being ravaged by the clerk, Li Xiuyuan shed two lines of tears of remorse in his heart, holding his crystal card in his hand: "Brother Card, let you be wronged!"
In Li Xiuxin's joy and Li Xiuyuan's gloom, the two walked out of Xie Fuchun.
When I came to the street to look at the time, two hours had passed for a while (don't ask me why time flies so fast, girls shopping is originally metaphysics).
The two of them hurried towards the south gate of Wenhai City, and when they were about to arrive, they had already seen Elder Wen waiting there from a distance.
Elder Wen saw the two of them running over in a hurry and said, "Don't be in a hurry to walk slowly, there's nothing wrong left and right." Tell me what you did today?"
It's okay that Elder Wen doesn't ask. As soon as he asked this question, Li Xiuyuan almost cried: "I finally arrived in Wenhai City, I didn't do anything, I didn't even eat, so I accompanied her to visit Xie Fuchun, and sacrificed seven lower grade spirit stones..."
Elder Wen laughed when he heard this: "Girls, it's all right! Now let's go on the road first, and when we get to the academy, I invite you to taste the characteristics of my righteous qi academy." ”
After speaking, the three of them walked towards the outside of the city, and after walking a few steps, they only heard someone shouting behind them: "Second uncle, wait for me!"
The three of them looked back, and Li Xiuyuan and Li Xiuxin found that the two behind them were Wen Xiaoya, who met in Xie Fuchun today, and her licking dog, Fifth Lingjun.
Wen Xiaoya and Fifth Spirit were also surprised when they saw Li Xiuyuan, and when they got closer, Wen Xiaoya said a blessing to Elder Wen Zhu: "Second Uncle is good!" The Fifth Lingjun also bowed his hand: "Meet Elder Wen!"
Elder Wenzhu nodded and said, "Let me introduce you to you, these two are my disciples, Li Xiuyuan and his sister Li Xiuxin.
This Wen Xiaoya is my niece, and this is the beloved son of the Fifth Qingfeng Elder, the Fifth Lingjun. ”
"Hehe..."Li Xiuyuan smiled a little embarrassedly: "I just saw it not long ago." ”
Elder Wenzhu was surprised, "You know?"
Li Xiuyuan told him how the four met Xie Fuchun, and how he pretended to be Li Xiuxin's boyfriend... And so on and so forth.
Elder Wen laughed out loud after hearing this: "Hahaha, during this time with you young people, I laughed more than in a year in the past.
However, you don't know each other. In the future, we will take care of each other in the academy!"
All four nodded yes.
Li Xiuyuan looked back at Li Xiuxin and Wen Xiaoya, who knew that not long ago, the two of them were still fighting.
Now she has become one with Wen Xiaoya, like a good sister who has not seen her for many years, and she is still saying black words that she doesn't understand.
Li Xiuyuan turned his head blankly, only to see that the fifth spirit was also looking at him blankly, and suddenly both of them had a feeling of sympathy for each other.
Li Xiuyuan solemnly asked the fifth Lingjun: "Brother Lingjun, you and Wen Xiaoya have been together for a longer time, do you know what they mean by these black words? Or have they joined some kind of cult?"
The fifth spirit nodded approvingly: "Although I can't understand what they say, I also feel this way.
A few words that obviously have nothing to do with each other, when combined together, can make them crazy.
I spent a lot of money to find a math master, and I tried countless ways to combine passwords, but I couldn't figure out what these black words meant.
The cult you are talking about is not enough, Xiaoya is the daughter of Wen Mo, the city lord of Wenhai City, and it is impossible for the city lord of Wen to let his daughter join the cult. ”
Hearing this, Li Xiuyuan knew that Wen Xiaoya was the daughter of the city lord, and Elder Wenzhu and the city lord of Wenhai City were brothers, which was a new discovery.
A few people chatted without a word, and slowly walked towards the Zhengqi Academy.
Halfway through, Li Xiuyuan also chatted with the Fifth Lingjun for a long time, and he found that the Fifth Lingjun didn't have any bad intentions except for the aura of some gentlemen. So he decided to save the licking dog.
Li Xiuyuan called the fifth Lingjun to his side and said, "Brother Lingjun, I see that you have a fate with my Buddha, and today I will cross the sea of suffering for the Buddha."
Now I'm going to tell you a story about licking a dog, and you must listen carefully and pay attention to it.
So and so and so and so and so ...
This story tells us a truth: 'Lick the dog, lick until there is nothing left', Brother Lingjun, do you understand?"
The fifth spirit said solemnly: "Brother Xiuyuan, although I don't know who the Buddha is. But I get what you said.
The dog-licking brother you are talking about gave up everything for his love. Are you telling me to be like him, to persevere, and never give up?"
Li Xiuyuan listened to the words of the fifth Lingjun, and almost didn't come up in a breath: "Brother Lingjun, your licking cancer is already in an advanced stage, and there is no cure." In that case, I'll tell you another story. If you don't become a Buddha, you become a demon!"
It is said that the licking dog brother just now gave up everything and failed to catch up with his love. His love left him a glass of water, and he flew away with others.
The licking dog brother was very sad, so he took his water cup and went to the master to solve his doubts.
I walked to the master's residence, met the master, and told the master about his affairs as they were. Brother Licking Dog said: "Master, that's the way it is, I know she doesn't love me, but I still can't let go." ”
The master didn't say anything, just asked him to pick up his cup. Licking the dog brother took his cup, and the master poured boiling water into the cup.
Slowly, the boiling water overflowed, but the master continued to pour water into it. I saw that the hands of the licking dog brother were red, but he still didn't put down the cup.
The master was stunned and asked, "Don't you feel pain?"
The licking dog brother said, "Of course I hurt!"
The master didn't understand: "Then why don't you put it down?"
Brother Licking Dog replied: "Because this is the water cup she gave me, I am reluctant to put it down." ”
The master said a word, and from then on he would retreat to the mountains and forests, and never answer anyone's questions again.
The fifth spirit jun hurriedly asked, "What did the master say?"
Li Xiuyuan let out a long sigh and said, "Licking a dog is a cow batch!"
Looking at the fifth spirit jun's blank eyes, Li Xiuyuan shook his head, caught up with the other three, and continued to walk towards the Righteous Qi Academy.
After a short time, the five of them came to the door of the Zhengqi Academy.
I saw that the academy was built next to the mountain, and all the palaces and courtyards were reflected in the towering ancient trees. It may be the influence of poetry and songs for countless years, and even the pavilion of the academy is quite quiet and elegant.
The main entrance of the academy is not like other sects, in front of the door is either Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, or Pixiu Town House. Simple gate, antique.
Only two scholars dozed under the eaves, so comfortable.
A pair of couplets on both sides of the main entrance jumped on the door, which was very majestic.
I saw Shanglian write: "Xi Xian Xi Sheng, Xi Tian Shangyou Poetry Book Qi Zhi Zhi 1"
The next link wrote: "Meritorious speech, meritorious service, famous mountain beans, immortal three"
Horizontal batch of "Haoran righteousness"
When Li Xiuyuan saw this scene, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "The Righteous Qi Academy really deserves the word righteousness, and before entering the door, it is already righteous Ling Ran."
This is quite similar to the grand aspiration of my Buddha Gate and to purify all sentient beings. ”
Li Xiuyuan wanted to rush into the academy at this time, find the master of the academy, Mr. Zuimmo, and say to him: "I look at your righteous academy and have a relationship with my Buddha." ”
Then he occupied this spiritual mountain treasure and preached for the revival of Buddhism...... Ahem, I think too much, I don't have that strength yet.
With Li Xiuyuan's wild thoughts, the five of them had already entered the gate of the academy, and the two doormen didn't even raise their heads.
Li Xiuyuan couldn't help but ask Elder Wen: "Ask Elder, when we came in, the doorman at the door didn't even ask a word, isn't the academy afraid of bad people coming in?"
Elder Wen smiled mysteriously: "The two doormen at the door are actually the two Supreme Elders inside the door, both of whom failed to cross the immortal tribulation and turned into turbid immortals.
Because of his own cultivation, he volunteered to guard the gate of the academy. The great monk of the Turbidity Immortal Realm guards the mountain gate, which is unique in the entire Xuanling Continent. ”
When Li Xiuyuan heard this, he was in awe, so he stopped, turned around and made a deep bow to the two doormen.
Only then did he turn around and catch up with a few people to go to the main hall to meet the master of the courtyard, Mr. Zuimmo.
At this time, no one saw it, and the two scholars at the door showed a little smile on the corner of their mouths, and they fell into a fake sleep again.