What a life!

It's so lonely as snow!

I'm not feeling well, and I can't wait to grow a pair of wings and run away from this hellish place immediately.

Ran to the back door, ripped off the latch and drilled outside, just got out, I suddenly bumped into a person, and before I could see who it was, I was grabbed by the arm of the other party.

"Husband!"

The female ghost smiled and said, "You're at the wrong door!"

Belch!

I struggled twice, my arm was grabbed by her and I couldn't move, and I felt the urge to beep the dog.

Fight!

I summoned Bai Shuangshuang with my mind and asked her to give me the blood-dripping sword, but there was no response.

When I looked back, I found that Bai Shuangshuang had long since disappeared, probably because it was too terrible to see this female ghost, so I slipped away first!

"You've mistaken someone!"

I couldn't find a helper, so I gave up struggling and said bitterly to the female ghost: "I'm not Zhao Erhu, I'm a friend of Zhao Erhu." I'll call him out right away and go back with you to get married, okay?"

Dead friends don't die... Ahem, marriage is destined, it's not right for me to forcibly break them up, let's return Zhao Erhu to her!

Hee-hee-hee!

Hearing me say this, the female ghost raised her head and glanced at me, and said with a smile full of disbelief: "Husband, people are not fooled!"

Belch!

Seeing that she didn't believe it, I pointed to the chicken coop where Zhao Erhu was hiding and said to her: "Your husband is there, don't believe it, go see it yourself!"

"Then you go with the others!"

The female ghost was full of disbelief and said to me, "If what you say is true, they will let you go!"

No problem!

I just want to get rid of her now and take her in the direction of the chicken coop.

kicked the door of the chicken pen open, but I didn't expect it to be empty, except for a few old hens, there was no shadow of Zhao Erhu at all, this guy didn't know where to flee to for a long time!

it!

I'm so depressed that I vomit blood, since it's soft and can't work, let's come hard!

I silently recited the ghost mantra and forcibly summoned Bai Shuangshuang with my mind, isn't it the Holy King, fight!

The next moment!

Bai Shuangshuang appeared, but she didn't run in by herself, but fell sideways, and landed in front of me in a very embarrassed way.

Immediately afterwards, four fierce and vicious demons rushed in, each exuding the majesty of the ghost king, staring at Bai Shuangshuang with fierce eyes. Bai Shuangshuang got up from the ground in embarrassment, his body trembled slightly, and blood spilled from the corners of his mouth.

This...

Seeing the appearance of four more ghost kings, I was dumbfounded, daring to love this woman is really not small, even the guards are ghost king-level existences!

"Stand down!"

The female ghost glared at the four guards, and said very unhappily: "It's all a family, how can you be rude!"

"Yes!"

The four ghost kings were sincerely frightened, lowered their heads and turned around and left, disappearing outside the door!

I glanced at Bai Shuangshuang, Bai Shuangshuang's eyes skimmed out of the door, and I communicated with my mind: "This is troublesome, in addition to these four ghost kings, there are also four ghost kings and dozens of green ghosts outside." Promise her first, there is only one way to die!"

This...

I'm so depressed that I'm vomiting blood, what now!

"Husband!"

The female ghost put her arm around me and shouted delicately: "Hurry up and go, or you will delay the auspicious time!"

All right!

Lao Tzu admits planting!

Walking out of Zhao Erhu's house, I saw a team of black-clothed and black-armored Yin soldiers, surrounding this house, each of them was a green ghost. In addition, there are indeed eight powerful ghost kings. The four ghost kings led the Yin soldiers, and the remaining four surrounded a gilded carriage.

Seeing this battle, I was so scared that my legs went limp!

Pulled by the female ghost, I was forced to get into the carriage.

Inside the carriage, there are all kinds of tables, chairs and soft couches, which is completely a luxury version of the RV.

"Let's go!"

One of the ghost kings shouted loudly, and the coachman turned around and ran out towards the entrance of the village.

Sitting in the gilded carriage, I panicked to death, looked at the female ghost cautiously, and said to her, "Let me go, will you be?"

"No way!"

The female ghost put her arm around me and said with a grin, "You're going to run, aren't you?"

This...

I'm a little depressed, I do have this idea, but I didn't expect to be directly recognized by her!

"Where are we going?"

Looking out the window, the black clouds of the Yin soldiers crossing the border were overwhelming, and the direction of going seemed to be west.

"Of course it's back to the palace!"

The female ghost leaned softly on me and looked at me with a shy face: "After we get married, don't go back to the mill village, my husband is too shabby to match your identity." ”

What the!

I was very keenly aware of her words: Go back to the palace!

"Back to what palace?"

I was so scared that I was scared, she meant that she didn't plan to come out as soon as I went back, so wouldn't I become a ghost too!

"Of course, it's back to Xiling Palace!"

The female ghost chuckled softly: "It's beautiful there, you'll love it!"

Ahem!

I was so depressed that I vomited blood and didn't want to talk to her anymore!

The speed of the carriage was extremely high.

I was so panicked that I used my mind to communicate with the evil spirit, but she didn't say a word, obviously very jealous of this female ghost.

"Hahaha!"

At this moment, the idea of the withered leaf butterfly appeared in my mind, and I laughed wildly: "My dearest master, you are really blessed to have such a beautiful female ghost take a fancy to you. Looking at her pomp, the family must be very rich, if you are prosperous, you can't forget the benefits of this king!"

Belch!

I thought about the heart of death, and communicated with the withered leaf butterfly with my mind: "Don't talk about those useless things, hurry up and think of a way to get me out." If we really enter that Xiling Palace, we won't have any good fruit to eat!"

"Okay!"

Withered Leaf Butterfly thought for a while, and said with a smile: "It's not that there is no way, it's just a little lacking in morality, and the side effects are very big, you have to think about it!"

Still want to fart!

Hurry up!

The yin qi around is getting heavier and heavier, and it seems that it is not far from the destination, if you don't get out again, it will definitely be a dead end!

"Let's find out her real name first, and then this king will plant lovesick Gu for her!"

The withered leaf butterfly said with a smile: "Lovesick to the bone, I can't help myself." Where the love is poured, the door of the heart is open. When a woman is in love with a nymphomaniac, she is the most stupid, you find a chance to lie to her and say that she will go back and get something, and then go back to Xiling Palace with her, she will definitely believe it!"

This...

Instinctively, I thought, it's not good!

Although a woman is the most stupid when she is emotional, once she realizes that she has been deceived, it is very scary to launch a madness. That's a holy king, and there are eight ghost kings by her side, I think it will be very miserable to deceive her!

But then again, there doesn't seem to be any other way to get out of it except for this method, only a try!

"That's right!"

Taking a deep breath, I said to the female ghost, "I haven't asked the girl's name yet!"

"Zhao Qinglian!"

Hearing me say this, the female ghost smiled and said, "Husband, just call someone Qinglian!"

"Hurry up and say something nice to coax her!"

Knowing her real name, Withered Leaf Butterfly hurriedly said: "This woman is very strong, she will probably notice when this king casts a Gu, you must first mess up her mind, and this king can take advantage of the void!"

All right!

Taking a deep breath, I endured the depression in my heart and reached out to take her into my arms.

Qinglian let out a "ah", resisted and fell into my arms, his face was as red as a peach blossom. Staring at Qinglian's face up close, I realized that her appearance was extremely beautiful, even compared to Bai Shuqin, who had removed her makeup, she was not inferior in the slightest.

And her temperament is completely different from Bai Shuqin.

Bai Shuqin's temperament is a little lazy and coquettish, just like a gardenia, warm and sweet. And Qinglian's body has an innate noble temperament, like a peony flower that can only be viewed from a distance and cannot be desecrated.

Staring at her face, I felt ashamed of myself, and I was flustered.

"You... ”

Qinglian screamed softly, her face was shy and expectant, that look was beautiful!

"It's now!"

The idea of the withered leaf butterfly came to my mind!

I was heartbroken, I took her as Bai Shuqin, closed my eyes and leaned over to kiss her little mouth.

Under the kiss, her body suddenly became soft, hot and hot as if it was on fire, and I felt that her heart was completely messed up. Seizing this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, the withered leaf butterfly planted the lovesick Gu into her body, her eyes suddenly became very misty, and she took the initiative to reach out and wrap her arms around my neck, and she couldn't help herself.

"It's done!"

The voice of the withered leaf butterfly came into my mind, and he smiled: "Why don't you go, just go and be a son-in-law." Although I lost the opportunity to dominate the world, I can be accompanied by a red face and be rich for a lifetime!"

Cut!

Hurriedly let go of Zhao Qinglian's lips, Qinglian looked at me with a confused face, and asked delicately, "Husband, what's wrong?"

"Oops!"

I pretended to be very annoyed and said to Qinglian: "I forgot to bring something very important, I'll go back and get it immediately!"

"No need!"

Qinglian leaned on my arms and said with a smile: "My family doesn't lack anything, it's okay!"

"It's not!"

I kept spinning my brain, pretending to be very embarrassed and said, "That's what my mother left me, saying that it must be given to my future daughter-in-law, and I must go and get it back and give it to you!"

Really!

Hearing me say this, Qinglian's face was full of shyness!

After hesitating for a moment, Qinglian smiled sweetly at me: "Then you go back quickly, go back quickly!"

Howler!

I hurriedly lifted the roller shutter of the carriage and jumped out of the carriage.

He ran back to the village with Bai Shuangshuang, found my SUV, and fled directly to the outside of the village.

Maybe the effect of the lovesick Gu was too good, the woman was still stupid and didn't come back to her senses, I escaped from the mill village smoothly and ran towards Shunfeng County.

After escaping more than ten miles away, I finally breathed a sigh of relief!

"That's right!"

I asked the Dead Leaf Butterfly, "What is Xiling Palace?"

"Ahem... ”

Withered Leaf Butterfly's voice became a little embarrassed, and she laughed dryly a few times, and smiled at me: "My dearest master, there are some things that are not good for your heart to know too soon. By the way, this king suddenly remembered that there was still something to do, so he would be absent for a few days, and the master would do it for himself!"

A few seconds later!

The dead leaf butterfly flew out of the car window without looking back, and disappeared!

Belch!

That's it!

I glanced back at Bai Shuangshuang in the back seat, she had been sealed for too long, and I guess I didn't know.

I summoned the evil spirit and the drunken maniac, and before I could speak, the evil spirit smiled at Bai Shuangshuang and said, "Sister, we have a very important thing in Longmen Town, now go back and get it!"

"Sister!"

When the evil spirit said this, Bai Shuangshuang's face was full of doubts, and he asked, "Sister, what is it? Why don't I remember?"

"Why do you ask so much!"

The evil spirit smiled at me and whispered, "Sister will go back as soon as she goes, little brother must take care!"

All right!

I parked the car on the side of the road and let Bai Shuangshuang and the evil spirit get off.

"Master!"

He smiled awkwardly and said to me, "That... I also want to go back to Tianbao Village, I remember that Tianyi people seem to have left me something, go and take it out now!"

Belch!

What the hell is going on!

I was a little confused, and I glanced at the drunken maniac, all of them are leaving, and now we are left alone!

"I'll go with it!"

The drunken maniac also got out of the car, and the two guys ran away directly, faster than the rabbit!

It's a coincidence that all four ghost slaves have left, and I'm a little confused, isn't it?But why do I have a very ominous premonition in my heart, and this feeling is getting stronger and stronger.