Chapter 591: Dialing (2)
"Senior Shi, you, you, how could this be?" Fang Du saw two hands growing out of thin air on a large bare stone, and it looked really terrifying. Dashi said dissatisfiedly, "What, Lao Tzu's appearance is very scary, and it is worth your ghost screaming? This is nothing, wait and see, Lao Tzu is about to do it!"
Before the words fell, the two hands stretched out violently, which were arms. Immediately after that, there are the feet, the legs, the head, and the neck. After a while, Fang Duan saw a person standing in front of him. Except for the body, which is still the big stone, the rest of the body is already human.
"Senior Shi, can you transform into a human form?" Fang Du was surprised and delighted, "Congratulations!" Dashi lowered his head, looked at his body, shook his body violently, and a white light flashed, and the originally hard stone had turned into a man's body. What is a little bad is that Dashi has no clothes on his body, and after becoming a human, he is naturally smooth.
Even though everyone was a man, Fang Duan still couldn't bear to "be honest" with him. Fang Du found a piece of clothing that he didn't usually wear and handed it to Dashi, then turned his back and listened to what was going on behind him, until there was no sound, and then he turned around again.
There were still some snacks on the table, and Fang Duan pushed it in front of Dashi, "Now it's only this, I'll ask Chunlan to prepare some hot meals in a while." "Dashi used to eat and drink dew, and never ate these fireworks food, but now that he has transformed into a human form, he naturally has to learn to eat and drink like a human.
"It's not very delicious," Dashi said as he ate, "Once upon a time in the mountains, there were countless ginseng, reishi and mushrooms, and they were stewed with pheasants and geese in mountain spring water, and it tasted delicious!"
"The seniors are really well-informed!" Fang Duan watched him put all those snacks into his stomach one bite after another, and couldn't help but secretly say that the amount of food in this big stone was really not ordinary.
"Okay, these things can only barely fill their stomachs, let's get down to business! Fang Dui, you have done Lao Tzu a great favor, and Lao Tzu will also do you a favor. But let's talk ugly things in front, killing people and setting fires, things that go against heaven and morals, Lao Tzu will not do it anyway. ”
Fang Dui listened to the cloud mountain fog cover, "Senior Shi, the junior hasn't figured it out yet, obviously you helped the junior, how do you say that it was the junior who helped you?" Dashi ate so many snacks, his mouth was dry, and the only remaining plum soup in the room was also drunk by Fang Dui, so he stretched out his finger to void a little, and the originally empty basin was full of bubbling plum soup out of thin air.
"Well, that's comfortable!" Dashi scooped a bowl and drank it deliciously, and then said to Fang Dui, "Do you know that the utensils are fine, and they also need someone to help." For example, foxes, weasels, hedgehogs, rats, and so on, will take on the appearance of human beings, go to a spot where there are people, and pretend to ask, 'Am I like a human?' If the person being asked says 'Like', then it's done. If you say 'not like', not only will you not be able to achieve fame, but you will also lose a certain amount of Taoism. ”
"But, senior, you didn't ask me?" Dashi snorted coldly and said, "You kid, you just have shallow knowledge. Can I be like those brutes, do you remember those words?"
In order to figure out those words, Fang Duan put a lot of effort into it, "Of course I remember, now they are in the body of the junior." Da Shi slapped the table and said, "That's it, in addition to containing heavenly secrets, those words are also a ban that seals Lao Tzu's spiritual power!"
"How could this be?" Fang Duan felt as if he had fallen into Dashi's trap, although he had received a benefit, but this benefit was obviously not as big as Dashi's. Dashi sighed and said, "I don't know if you've heard of Nuwa mending the sky?"
This ancient legend has been passed down for thousands of years, and even a three-year-old child knows it, let alone Fang Dui, he nodded and said, "Of course I know." Dashi Dao, "Nuwa refining five-colored stones to make up for the sky, but it is not what people imagine, every big stone that she refines by hand is successful and can be used." Lao Tzu, I'm the one who refines the bad ones!"
Oishi said with great pride, and he did not see inferiority at all. Its five-colored stone, which had failed to be refined, was mixed with the turbidity of the world, and it could not be used. So it was thrown by Nuwa and discarded.
But at that time, Lao Tzu was ignorant and ignorant, whether it was pure or turbid between heaven and earth, he took it all for his own use, and he did a lot of wrong things. Although Dashi passed by the words, Fang Du still guessed that the "wrong thing" it said would be a big disaster for the world.
Therefore, Lao Tzu was sealed. Dashi said very easily, "These words, in addition to making Lao Tzu unable to move casually, can also purify the turbidity in Lao Tzu's body. It's just that this seal is too powerful, and there is not much left of Lao Tzu's memory. ”
In annoyance, he clenched his hand into a fist and knocked it twice on the table, shaking the whole room a few times. Fang Du hurriedly stopped him, "Senior, be merciful!" Dashi gathered his mind and said to Fang Dui, "Lao Tzu has tried many, many methods, and many people have seen these ghost talismans on Lao Tzu, but they are either stupid or stupid, and they can't understand at all. It's just you, it's just you, kid, it only took seven days to succeed, hahahaha!"
"What, it's been seven days?" Fang Du was shocked, he walked to the window, a bright moon hung on the treetops, and it was night again.
"What, are you still too slow?" Dashi glanced at him and said, "Don't get cheap and sell well, this is already a surprise! Okay, Lao Tzu said, you helped Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will help you once! Seeing you like this, there must be some trouble, right?"
"Seven days, I don't know what happened to them!" Fang Dui opened the door violently, and at this time, Mo Xuanji and the others were about to finish eating, when the door of Fang Dui's room suddenly opened, startling them. But soon, they all reacted!
Mo Xuanji was the first to run over and hug Fang Dui, and said in surprise, "You can be regarded as coming out, I thought you were something!" Sima Lu smacked him fiercely and said, "The dog can't spit out ivory in its mouth, Senior Brother Fang, you have worked hard! Chunlan, Chunlan, go and heat up the ginseng soup!"
"How's it going, have you thought of a solution?" Huaixing looked even more haggard than Fang Dusk, these days, he couldn't eat or sleep, and he was torn between nine innocent lives and avenging his sister. He pinned all his hopes on Fang Dui, waiting for his answer at this moment!