Mengshan Turtle said: "Okay, you little doll, you just tell everyone not to kill you too ruthlessly, why do you say it so high-sounding." What's the whole situation, what fine traditions, these buddies don't bother to care about it. We just want to have a clear conscience and live our own little life, and the rest is for the old masters who are in their positions to consider. ”

The dumb man smiled and said with a big grin: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, the old man only asks for a pound of old wine, a roast chicken, a pound of beef, a fresh wild soft-shelled turtle soup, and five or six baked cakes." Amitabha, good, good, I don't accept the ascetic head of the small temple in this big temple, I never kill in person with greed, but I only want my five internal organs temple to be at ease, hehehe......"

When Mengshan Turtle heard this, he immediately scolded: "As far as you, the remnant of the White Lotus Sect who is not a Buddha and a Buddha, you have six impure roots but you still have five poisons, so what kind of ascetic head are you pretending." Hmph, just like you, nibbling on two dry steamed buns a day and drinking some swill will be considered a waste. What kind of old wine, roast chicken, beef, and soup do you want, you are not afraid of bursting your straw belly. ”

When the little Taoist priest heard this, he also shook his head and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Brother Turtle is reasonable. These good things should have been enjoyed by our two brothers, and this just happened to make up for our brothers' congenital deficiencies and acquired imbalance of small body bones. As for the second brother of the judge, even if your brother doesn't eat for three or five days, there shouldn't be any problem, after all, your body of meat is not there. Of course, our brothers will never do those fratricidal things, so forget about the wild soft-shelled turtle soup, let's change it to a perfect tonic soup. In case of time, let's drink, but Brother Turtle is secretly sad and crying on the side, how bad is that, everyone says, isn't it?"

As soon as his words fell, Mengshan Turtle picked up an apple out of nowhere, smashed it on his hunchback, and said hatefully: "Kill you dead camel, I can't tell the difference between relatives and relatives at all, and if you talk nonsense, you will quickly return the big red envelope given by my old lady to me." ”

The dumb said: "Yes, you can really stammered your brother turtle in the future, that old lady's big red envelope is a trivial matter." Don't forget, the turtle is now your current master, don't let him get angry and sweep you out of the house again. When the time comes, you will only be like my brother and me, and you will be helpless like a wandering ghost all day long. ”

Xiao Qingfeng said: "What the second brother said is very true, Brother Tiancripple, you really have to follow the meaning of Ah Gui in the future, otherwise he will be glaring, and then give you a review of your door rules, then it will be really a personal vendetta, hehehe." ”

In everyone's laughter, I unconsciously came to the waiting area of the high-speed rail station. After waiting there for more than half an hour, I saw the lone wolf and the prodigal son appear at the exit of the station. Sure enough, there are really a lot of bags piled up next to the two of them, dare to ask what else these two have to do to check, because no matter the number or volume of their luggage,

It's far beyond normal standards, and I really don't know what treasures they have brought.

Fortunately, there are many people with great strength, and they can all be done in one trip. When she arrived at the business car, the doll opened the trunk and said with a smile: "I said Brother Wolf, we are all my brothers and sisters, why are you so polite this time." You see, you broke the bank, and brought so many gifts to the big guys, hehehehe. ”

Saying that, she snatched the two Xifeng wine gift boxes in the prodigal son's hand, and continued to smile and said: "It's really interesting, Ben Mushroom Liang just finished talking about the treat, and the two of you helped me solve such a big expense, thank you, thank you." ”

Lone wolf said: "Not to mention, little doll, Ah Lang really brought you a big surprise and got you a super toy, and you can see its great power at night." As he spoke, he patted the two large suitcases that had not yet been loaded into the car.

The doll said: "What kind of thing is this, and it is a super big toy with great power, dare you not really dare to bring a Gatling that suddenly bursts into blue fire." This kind of toy, this mushroom is not good, and if you don't get it right, you will be sent to the Nanjiao Hotel and enjoy the state financial subsidy. ”

Mengshan Turtle suddenly squeezed over, and said with a wicked smile: "My God, you brothers won't bring back a smart version of a super inflatable doll, or ......something, right?" Before he could finish his words, he was slammed on his head with a backpack by Jing Xin behind him, and when he looked up, he saw the stars in the sky.

After smashing him, Jing Xin scolded with a smile: "You stinky turtle, you shouldn't have let our Hou Ye spend so much effort to save you, I think it's better to let the dolls stew you tonight." It's not a bit of a normal day this day, I really don't know what kind of mess you have in your head. ”

The doll said: "Since our young master of Nangong has ordered him to come down, then let's clean him up and stew him tonight." Even if a few of us who have a habit of cleanliness don't eat it, it is estimated that our second brother of the judge can eat it cleanly, and there is not even a bone left, hehehe......"

Everyone frolicked and got into the car, and went directly to the mountain villa hotel where Maitreya was located. On the road, apart from the voices of dolls and Mengshan turtles, there were almost no other people in the car.

When I arrived at the hotel, Xiao Maitreya was still busy in the back, and he was not able to come out to greet everyone. It was the proprietress of the people, who recognized their business car from afar, and walked out two steps to greet them.

I saw her leading the way in front with great enthusiasm, laughing with her, and explaining to everyone: "Originally, as soon as I received the call, I asked Master Sun to clean up and go to the private room to wait for you gods of wealth." However, a few more temporary guests suddenly came, and as soon as he saw that he was too busy to get behind him, he ran to help again. In this way, a few of you will go to the room first, taste the special Pu'er tea that our head of the house has just brought from Yunnan, and give us a review. I'll immediately call Master Sun and ask him to come over and accompany you quickly. ”

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Then, she personally boiled water for everyone and prepared tea sets, and then repeatedly apologized and withdrew.

Ten minutes later, everyone saw that Xiao Maitreya had not yet arrived, and knew that he was not finished in the back. Of course, everyone is embarrassed to urge the proprietress again, after all, this pot of Pu'er tea is really good, and it has gradually overflowed with a rich fragrance. Seeing this, the doll unceremoniously played tea with Jingxin and enjoyed the tea before the meal.

After another ten minutes, as the waiter began to officially take the dishes, Xiao Maitreya hurriedly came to the room. Everyone is happy to see it, not only is this guy not even wearing the clothes he has changed, but his head is still full of beads of sweat, and his face is full of bitter emojis.

After he sat down, he reached out and snatched the tea bowl of Mengshan Turtle and the little Taoist priest, and drank it clean for both of them, only then did he slow down, and said angrily: "Fuck, I'm tired today, I've been busy from nine o'clock in the morning until now, and even the fucking toilet is taken away." ”

The doll said: "Why, has your business here been very good recently, it is estimated that I haven't seen your figure for at least ten days." I don't think business has been doing very well in other places lately, isn't there any promotion you have running here? ”

Xiao Maitreya complained: "What, you don't know, we haven't been busy here recently, and the attendance rate is generally not even half of it." But our boss and lady are so fucking good at playing, they see that business is not good, so they directly let our cooks and waiters take turns off. Say that a person can rest for ten days a month, and even if you are okay at home, you must rest for at least seven days. ”

Mengshan Turtle said: "That's good, then you guys are happy, if you want to take a break from work, it's a good deal, why don't you seem to be very happy." ”

Laughing Maitreya said: "My lord, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, and a full man doesn't know how hungry a man is hungry." You think this is for you to take a paid break, and my brother's salary has been reduced by as much as a quarter. In addition, it turned out that the back kitchen was the work of eighteen or nineteen people, but it was suddenly compressed to the heads of eleven or two, and the workload went up. ”

The little Taoist priest said: "Then don't you people complain, why don't you protest to the boss, it's a big deal to just resign and don't do it, isn't it different to go elsewhere." Anyway, you all have your own crafts, and you don't work hard to make money, and besides, you don't sell yourself to them, so if you don't work, you go. ”

"The Legend of the Fairy Tree"

Xiao Maitreya smiled bitterly and said: "Don't say it, the male and female are really not afraid of your temper." As the doll said just now, anyway, the entire catering industry is in a recession, and there are a lot of surplus resources outside, so you don't have to do it yourself. Alas, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, these days are really fucking the world's wind and people's hearts are not ancient......"

Xiao Qingfeng said: "Why is the phrase 'a lot of rich resources' particularly popular recently? I don't think it's the first time I've heard it today." As he spoke, he deliberately smiled and stared at the doll and glanced at it a few times.