Volume 2 There Are Godmen in the Lost Kingdom Chapter 212 The Yellow Years
Lan Xingjun pursed his lips, thinking about which direction it would be better to attack from.
This fat man is really armed to the teeth, Lan Xingjun has no doubt that if someone else punches him in the mouth, he will open his mouth very generously and gnaw it down like a meat bun against his fist.
"That defensive magic weapon just now is not simple. ”
Next to Qiao Guang, Danchan pondered.
"Oh, what do you mean by that?" Qiao Guang asked.
"In normal times, a person like him who is afraid of death, even if he has a heavy treasure on his body, would he dare to go out and let others beat him? But now Yu Bao is not afraid at all, maybe this defensive magic weapon still has a strong attack power. ”
Qiao Guang pinched his chin and thought for a while, this is indeed the reason.
It is naturally not easy to make Yu Bao so trustworthy with a weapon.
Lan Xingjun is famous, at least he is also a dignified little overlord in the capital, and his combat power is still there, and most people don't dare to be so big, unless he has some special means, even Qiao Guang doesn't dare to let Lan Xingjun come over with a knife, let alone split it on his buttocks.
"Hopefully this fight will surprise you. Qiao Guang began to look forward to it.
It's just that Yu Bao is obviously an inexperienced little brute, if it is an opponent with a little combat experience, he will definitely not put it like that, this is not an obvious intention to let others come and cut him, it is strange that there is no fraud. As long as you cover it up a little so that others can't see that there is something greasy in it, then it will be easy to attract others to be fooled, maybe Lan Xingjun will also fall for this trick, and the outcome will not be known at that time.
It's not so much that Yu Bao will bring Qiao Guang any surprises, but rather his magic weapon, Qiao Guang wants to see his vision.
And when Lan Xingjun was thinking about how to attack Yu Bao better, Yu Bao did not sit still, but turned against the guest and decided not to be the little lamb to be slaughtered!
Lan Xingjun thought about it, only to see Yu Bao suddenly kick the ground, and his heavy body flew into the sky lightly.
One night Fit Mirror Lake Moon.
In the blink of an eye, Yu Bao's body swelled like a big balloon.
Lan Xingjun learned to be smart this time, and he didn't dare to approach the past easily, this guy became so big for no reason, and if he couldn't say anything in his clothes, it was some kind of poisonous gas or something. But he was not afraid, but bullied up, intending to carry out a second round of impact from Yu Bao's side.
"Poof!"
Suddenly, a fart sounded like a fart! Immediately, the entire audience exploded.
The two girls, Danchan and Zhang Zixian, blushed and snorted secretly, looking very embarrassed.
The thunderous "fart" just now was clearly from the treasure, and after such a loud sound, his body size shrank significantly, from a huge fat man to a big fat man.
Qiao Guang didn't know what kind of gas he was emitting, but from Lan Xingjun's face as if he had eaten, he could guess that the smell was definitely not good.
"I'm a fairy banban, dead fat, I'm going to fight with you!"
Lan Xingjun suddenly roared, his voice was extremely miserable, as if he had seen the enemy who killed his father, and shocked everyone watching the battle.
After shouting, Lan Xingjun regretted it incomparably, just now his mouth was accidentally opened too wide, and he ate a lot, and now his stomach is tumbling for a while, and he almost can't hold back and wants to vomit.
Yu Bao looked at him with a hearty laugh, gloating.
Actually, it's not a special gas at all.
Its scientific name is hydrogen sulfide and it smells like rotten eggs.
To put it in layman's terms, this is a fart.
This dead fat man just held back his stomach of farts, and after reaching the extreme of patience, he squirted out all at once!
This majesty is even more terrifying than a volcanic eruption in Lan Xingjun's eyes.
Qiao Guang looked at this scene, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and the painting style of this battle seemed to have changed.
"Boy, you wait for me"
"Hahahaha, come on, come on, if you're not afraid of hydrogen sulfide poisoning, just say more
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In short, I'm waiting here. ”
Yu Bao gloated, but he didn't know where to take out the gas mask and put it on happily.
Gradually, the entire arena was filled with mist, still an extremely eerie dark yellow, as if a canvas had been added out of thin air
Everyone present all looked strange and wanted to say something, but when the words came to their mouths, they couldn't say anything, everyone was holding back, and in an instant, the entire palace seemed to be filled with hydrogen sulfide, because whether they were fighting or watching the battle around, they were all holding their breath, as uncomfortable as eating.
Hundreds of people sit in the palace and eat, and the scene is exciting just to think about.
Thinking of this, Yu Bao suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment. Although they were in the Void Fighting Arena, of course the smell inside couldn't be transmitted, but everything could be seen by the outside world, and he could already anticipate the reaction of the outside world.
After this battle, I am afraid that I will not become famous in a fight, which is really "stinky" and famous.
"No, no, no, this guy is more disgusting than Qiao Guang, Lao Tzu can't stand it, he must fight quickly!"
Lan Xingjun's eyes were cold, and he decided not to spend any more time with Yu Bao, otherwise it would be two to say whether he would win the fight, and he would first be suffocated by the smell of the world's fart.
"Ice. ”
Lan Xingjun pulled up the snow blade and thrust it towards the ground, the blade of the knife flashed with bursts of snow-blue glow, and suddenly a steady stream of cold qi came out. He soared into the air and rose into the air like a roc spreading its wings, like an eagle eyeing the sky.
In fact, the real thought in his heart was that hydrogen sulfide was denser than air, and he would feel a little better when he was in the air, and he didn't have to worry about the disgusting smell anymore.
The ethereal yellow mist in the space, after encountering the cold air, sank one after another, and soon, the fighting arena became much clearer to outsiders, and it no longer seemed to be immersed in the haze as before.
"I don't believe I can't cure you!"
Lan Xingjun's eyes suddenly opened, and a ghostly light shot out, his expression was radiant, and he changed his previous decline.
The light on the body of the Snow Blade Knife became brighter and brighter, and bursts of cold qi condensed into ice arrows that shot out continuously, and for a while, a radius of several miles had already suffered.
Yu Bao flickered forward and backward, jumping up and down to dodge, Qiao Guang sighed, this is really a flexible fat man.
Before the ice arrow could be shot, all the talismans on Yu Bao's body began to burn, and the little fat man transformed into a Donkey Kong.
Lan Xingjun's expression was awe-inspiring, and he observed cautiously, it turned out that it was not really the size that had become huge, but the effect of the talisman, and the superposition of layers of defensive skills, made a huge light shield bulge on his body, layer by layer against his body, making outsiders look like they had directly turned into a Donkey Kong effect.
"In that case"
Lan Xingjun jumped down, firmly grasped the hilt of the knife, pumped upward, kicked his legs in the air a few times like a whip, and there were a few explosions, and he jumped towards Yu Bao with the recoil strength of this explosion.
"Wu Nian Snow Kill!"
Lan Xingjun crossed the knife in front of him, as if he used the snow blade into a bow and crossbow, the bow and crossbow were tight, that is, the knife was drawn in the hand but not fired, until it completely came to Yu Bao's body, like a spear thrown out violently, and the horizontal knife slashed!
The knife in his hand seemed to have turned into a whip in Yu Bao's eyes, and it was like a soft sword, flashing brightly in front of him, and the trail was ghostly.
Two thirds.
Lan Xingjun closed his eyes, and the snow blade was about to collide with the thick defensive light shield on Yu Bao's body, and there was still two-thirds of the distance.
Third.
What is thoughtlessness?
This trick Lan Xingjun had never used it before, because this was after the end of the Peach Blossom Land trial, in the scene like the end of the world, an igloo stood between heaven and earth, there were few heaven and earth, but this moment was so desolate.
But after that, when Lan Xingjun slowly recalled this scene, he could feel unprecedented meditation.
It's been a long time since I've tried to empty my body and mind, just sitting quietly at the table.
When he realized this trick, he was in the backyard of his home
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In a bamboo forest, when grandpa was still alive in the past, he would often gather here with old friends to play chess, warm in winter and cool in summer, warm in spring breeze and sassy in autumn, at that time, Xiao Lan Xingjun sat next to this group of old people, looking short, and even couldn't see the chessboard, sometimes grandpa won chess, on a whim, he happily picked him up, regardless of whether Lan Xingjun understood it or not, and whether he wanted it or not, he began to tell him that the hand just now was particularly good.
Lan Xingjun didn't know what his grandfather was talking about, but when his grandfather laughed, he laughed along, and when his grandfather frowned and thought about what to do next, he also quietly craned his neck and didn't say anything. It's just that the breath of this group of old people makes him very comfortable, as long as he stays by their side, he feels that everything in the world is just like this, every step in life, just like every time this chessboard falls, there are no regrets, thousands of possibilities, every time the randomness creates the final inevitable result, which is the charm of the chess game.
Later, Lan Xingjun knew that the aura on his grandfather's body was called years.
The years are like a song, he sits side by side with time, when time thinks he is noisy, he slaps him, he is not interested, the more he sings, the louder he sings, the louder he sings.
Whenever he thinks of these things, Lan Xingjun really has no dirt and no thoughts in his heart, even in his dreams, he is entangled in his spirits, and he can't sleep peacefully, thinking of all this can be so peaceful.
Outside the fighting arena, Qiao Guang was already shocked beyond measure!
This knife cut by this guy actually has traces of the law of time!
The dark golden chains lingered around this knife, and although it was very dim, it was really there. If it weren't for the fact that when he was chased and killed by Tu Hexu for the first time, Qiao Guang had seen time stand still with his own eyes, and now he might not be able to see the power of Lan Xingjun's sword, at most, he could only feel that this move was very subtle, containing many mysteries, and if he wanted to see through and know that this was the power of the law of time, it could only be nonsense.
Seeing this scene, Qiao Guang already knew that the results of this battle had come out.
No matter how much defense magic weapons you carry on your body, under the power of the law, they are all just a pile of waste paper.
Lan Xingjun didn't know that his move "Thoughtless Snow Killing" had brought such a big shock to Qiao Guang, he was already completely immersed in his own world at this time, and he had even forgotten that he was fighting against Yu Bao again, but with his body's instinct, he slowly pushed out this knife, like shaking a stone mill.
A thousand years at a glance.
Yu Bao watched this knife break through all his defenses, and then there was a sound of flesh tearing, he didn't even feel the pain, the inch of skin that touched Lan Xingjun's knife body seemed to be sealed, and no blood flowed out.
An idea popped into his mind.
Although this wound grew on his body, it was not in the same time and space as him at this time.
"Shhhh
All this only lasted for a short moment, Qiao Guang saw the time chain quickly dim and disappear, and the fighting arena returned to its normal state, Yu Bao's face gradually turned pale, and he let out a cry of pain.
After the Time Chain was gone, his defensive magic weapon came back into play, blocking Lan Xingjun's sword.
But the knife just now had already made Yu Bao lose his ability to fight, and he could only be forced to admit defeat.
Lan Xingjun held the snow blade in his hand, let the knife hang upside down, and stayed quietly in place.
That knife should no longer be called Wu Nian Xue Kill.
It should be called years.
Maybe in this life, Lan Xingjun can only use such a time, and in the foundation building period, he used the power of the law that can only be accessed in the Yuan Infant Stage, if this is spread, it will not only shock the entire Yuanzhou, but the entire cultivation realm.
Grandpa has only such one, and the years are only so once, grandpa fairy has passed away, and the years have returned to the embrace of time, chasing the flow of time farther and farther.
There is only one snow blade.
Lan Xingjun picked up the knife and looked at the dense cracks on the knife, like a piece of broken glass.
At some point, he was smiling, but he was already in tears.
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