Chapter 59 - Your name is Hanhan
Li Xiuyuan heard Xiao Tao's words, and his heart that had been hanging finally let go: "It turned out to be a little monster who didn't learn the rules, he just lacked the necessary education, and he didn't have the intention of hurting others." ”
Thinking of this, Li Xiuyuan decided to learn about the experience of this little glutton, and then prescribe the right medicine to completely correct the wrong idea of "human beings are delicious".
So Li Xiuyuan opened his mouth and asked, "Are you the only one here, what about your parents, and the others?"
The little gluttonous sat on the ground next to Li Xiuyuan, leaned on Li Xiuyuan's legs, raised his head and front paws and said to Li Xiuyuan: "Now I am the only demon beast on the fourth layer of the entire Demon Suppression Tower.
It turns out that when I first came here, there were still many uncles and aunts of demon beasts in the deep mountains and Daze, and I got along with them quite well.
The Bigu Dan supply of this Demon Tower, each layer has its own duties. First, the food delivery puppets on each floor passed through the formation to condense the spiritual energy in the tower into Bigu Dan, and then sent it to the hands of each monk.
But later, because I was so good at eating, all the Bigu Dan made by the entire fourth-layer food delivery puppet every day could barely feed me alone. So the real person of the first ring transferred them all to the fifth layer.
I've never seen my own mom and dad, and when I first opened my eyes, I saw those uncles and aunts.
There are even some bad uncles who still want to eat me, if it weren't for the protection of the law of the Demon Suppression Tower, I would have been eaten by them a long time ago.
They lied to me that my meat was delicious. Later, I secretly bit myself, and it hurt! And it didn't taste good at all!"
As he spoke, Xiao Tao pointed to the position of his buttocks: "It turns out that there is a tooth mark here, which I bit myself, but now it has grown."
Li Xiuyuan listened to Xiao Tao's description and was depressed for a while: "Is the point is whether your meat is good or not? Where in the world would anyone think about eating themselves?"
And you can really bite your own ass? You are indeed very talented! It seems that this is purely a stupid child who has not established any three views. It's like a blank sheet of paper.
You have to be patient and educate him in order to lead him to the right path.
Otherwise, even if he doesn't really eat people now, if he arrives on the Xuanling Continent in the future, it will only harm one party. ”
Since he decided to guide Xiao Tao well, Li Xiuyuan opened his mouth and asked: "You haven't told me yet, what is your name? I can't always call you Xiao Tao, right?"
Hearing Li Xiuyuan ask, this little guy's eyes showed a lost expression: "I don't have a name yet, only a real person told me that I am a glutton, and I know my heels."
No other human has spoken to me, and you're the second human to talk to me, so no one has named me yet. ”
"Oh, I see, why don't I give you a name?" Li Xiuyuan said to Xiao Tao.
I saw the little gluttony happily rubbing Li Xiuyuan's legs, spinning constantly, and the little tail wagging like an electric fan: "Okay! Okay! Hurry up and name me!"
Li Xiuyuan thought for a while and said, "Although the first person you met was a real person, there is no surname "one" in these hundred family names. So in terms of surname, you can follow my surname Li.
As for the name...... Because you are a gluttonous beast, you want to spread the glory on this vast Xuanling Continent, or call you Li Ronghao?"
Xiao Tao instantly pursed his lips: "It's not good, and my eyes are small when I hear this name!"
Li Xiuyuan had to think again: "It's okay, if you don't like this, then let's start again." Listen to this, the gluttonous clan is only inferior to the Kunpeng Divine Beast. How about calling Li Yapeng?"
Xiao Tao shook his head frantically: "Who said that our gluttony must not be as good as Kunpeng's?
"Shhh...... Then you're in for a bad name. Li Xiuyuan frowned in embarrassment: "It must be loud and meaningful." In my opinion, you are destined to shine on this Xuanling Continent, then you will be called Li Guangzhu!"
Hearing the name of Li Xiuyuan, the little gluttony turned around and lay on the ground, rolling and crawling all over the ground: "You are Li Guangzhu! You are the pig of Li Jiaguang's ass!"
When Li Xiuyuan heard Xiao Tao say this, he was depressed for a while, and thought: "I was kind enough to name you, and you still scolded me in turn?"
If I hadn't been able to beat you bear kid, I would have beaten you a long time ago!"
So he said angrily to the little glutton: "Seeing that you are born with such a big mouth and look like an iron man, or just call you Li Hanhan!"
This sentence was originally a joke by Li Xiuyuan to ridicule Xiao Tao.
Because in Li Xiuyuan's mind, how could such a picky bear child fall in love with such a dirty name?
Who knew that when the little gluttony heard this, he jumped up with joy: "This name is good! The seniors have told me that the child with a big mouth has a good life."
It is a good omen for "men eat a lot of food", and fat people are the most blessed. Then my name will be Li Hanhan! I will eat the whole continent in the future!"
When Li Xiuyuan heard Xiao Tao's words, his mentality collapsed: "What kind of aesthetic are you? Don't you want so many nice names, just fall in love with this Li Hanhan?"
It seems that if you haven't been in contact with people from the outside world for a long time, your aesthetics have been fully perverted!"
At this time, Li Xiuyuan and Xiao Gluttony would never have thought that in the future, the demon emperor Li Hanhan, who would make the entire Xuanling Continent frightened, was born in the Demon Suppression Tower of the Zhengqi Academy.
Li Xiuyuan sat cross-legged on the grass, looking at Li Hanhan, who was very happy because he got a new name, still chasing his tail and biting excitedly, having a lot of fun.
I remembered the sentence that Li Hanhan asked when he first saw him: "Can I eat you?" couldn't help but smile helplessly and shook his head, determined to establish the correct three views of this bear child.
But every child's education is not a problem that can be solved overnight.
So Li Xiuyuan decided that he would temporarily stay in the fourth layer of the Demon Suppression Tower to cultivate during this time, and while slowly educating Li Hanhan, he also used the strong aura in the Demon Suppression Tower to improve his cultivation.
After all, the Xuanling Continent is a world where the strong are respected, and although his strength is not bad among his peers, he does not have enough strength to support it, and the impact has gradually appeared.
If you are now a monk in the Yuan Infant Stage, where can you worry that others will covet your exercises?
Wouldn't it be better to find a real person to be a shield in front of you at all, and directly take a few elders of the tiger to start a sect together?
While Li Xiuyuan was thinking, it was time for the Demon Suppression Tower to eat again. Li Xiuyuan saw that from a distance, the exquisite puppet that was exactly the same as the first layer came to send Bigu Dan.
At first, he didn't really see it, and he didn't find anything abnormal, but as the puppet got closer and closer, Li Xiuyuan's eyes widened in surprise.
Li Xiuyuan had also seen it on the first floor, the puppet with the appearance of a teenager delivering food to Bai Guang, and there was only one vial in the tray, and it could probably only hold three or four pills.
But on the fourth floor, when the puppet delivered food to Li Hanhan's little glutton, he brought a large plate, and from a distance, the plate looked like a plate full of dog food.
Li Xiuyuan was dumbfounded when he saw this scene: "On weekdays, monks eat Bigu Dan in retreat, and they are all bottled and eaten by the grain. It's the first time I've found someone eating Bigu Dan, and it's eating by heaps.
And I never found that Bigu Dan would be so similar to dog food when it was piled together. How should I talk now? Do you want to share it with Li Hanhan? Staging a play, it's really ▪ a dog's mouth!"
Li Hanhan doesn't care what Bigu Dan looks like, as long as he can eat it, it is a good thing.
When he saw Bigu Dan coming over, his eyes were straight, and he kept wagging his tail in place, which couldn't help but make Li Xiuyuan miss the big yellow dog in his yard.
The puppet took a whole plate of Bigu Dan and put it in front of Li Hanhan, and then turned around and left coldly.