Chapter 44 - A True Goblin
So Li Xiuyuan said angrily: "Elder Tiger, I'm a human being!
Besides, even if I have good physical strength and can barely do so much, then after I go out, everyone must not misunderstand? Aren't you ruining me?"
After that, he turned around and left.
Elder Tiger didn't step forward to stop him when he saw it, he calmly leaned on the recliner, picked up the teacup and took a sip, indescribably charming and charming: "Li Xiuyuan, if you leave like this, then I will shout rudeness." ”
When Li Xiuyuan heard this, his body was shocked, he stopped in an instant, and said to Elder Tiger with a sad face: "Sister Tiger, I have never offended you!"
What the hell do you want to do? Can you give me a clear word if you want to kill or chop? Besides, just by virtue of my cultivation, can I insult you?"
Hu Wenlong saw Li Xiuyuan's helpless appearance, and couldn't help laughing: "It's your business whether you have that ability or not, but it's my business whether you shout or not."
Li Xiuyuan, I have already made it very clear about the conditions for letting you go.
If you're still not satisfied, I can give you another option. ”
When Li Xiuyuan heard this, he nodded like a chicken eating rice: "No need to ask, I'll choose the second one!"
Elder Hu listened to Li Xiuyuan's anxious words, and the smile on his face became thicker: "I advise you to listen clearly before choosing, so as not to regret it." ”
Li Xiuyuan instantly recalled that Elder Tiger had dealt with Wen Xiaoya's series of crooked moves, and couldn't help but shudder: "In front of such goblins, how can I be so unstable?"
Ever since he dealt with Elder Tiger, he had always been cautious in every way, but now he still fell into the net.
How could you have said such a self-indulgent thing just now? It's been a little drifting lately. ”
After calming down a little, he bowed down and said to Elder Hu, "Sister Tiger, I was reckless just now, please tell me the second choice." ”
Hu Wenlong was very satisfied with Li Xiuyuan's performance, and thought: "This Li Xiuyuan knows that he can change his mistakes, and he is relaxed and relaxed, good as a stream, and can be cowardly, and he must be far from being a thing in the pool in the future." ”
So he lightly lifted his pink lips and said, "If you want to leave my small courtyard today, there are only two choices. First, do enough 2,000 push-ups and 2,000 squats, and I'll let you go.
Second, I'm leaning back on this recliner right now, and you're leaning on the chaise longue facing me, and you can walk at any time if you do enough 100 push-ups and don't touch me. ”
When Li Xiuyuan heard Elder Hu's conditions, he secretly thought to himself: "Hu Wenlong, you are so ruthless! This second one is obviously a dead end.
In front of you, I have to do a hundred push-ups? I am not allowed to touch you? You underestimate me too much!
Do you not believe in your own charm, or do you look down on my Li Xiuyuan's ability?
Well, I'll show you how tough I am today!"
Li Xiuyuan's eyes emitted a faint light, staring at Elder Tiger tightly, the corners of his mouth rising slightly, bringing out an evil evil smile.
Seeing this scene, Elder Hu Wenlong couldn't help but be a little flustered: "No, right? Does Li Xiuyuan want to choose the second one? Can he have such courage?"
What if he does choose the second one......?
While Elder Tiger was thinking wildly, Li Xiuyuan had already walked in front of her.
The two of them could feel each other's breath, and Elder Tiger was like a deer in his heart, but he still pretended to stand calmly and did not back down.
I saw Li Xiuyuan leaning forward slightly, and was about to touch the tip of Elder Tiger's nose, and said softly, "Sister Tiger, you are playing with fire!"
Elder Tiger panicked at this time: "It's over, it's over, this time it's too big, I was thinking of grabbing a toy with Wen Xiaoya, who knew that I was going to put myself in."
No, not yet. If he really wants to do something, then he has to grieve Li Xiuyuan, who made him so daring?"
Elder Tiger secretly used the three successful forces, and formed a palm with one hand, preparing Li Xiuyuan to beat him half of his body if he made any excessive moves.
After waiting for a long time, she didn't see Li Xiuyuan take any further action, only to hear Li Xiuyuan say word by word in her ear: "Listen, I'll choose the first ...... One!"
Elder Hu Wenlong's heart was put down, and he even wanted to laugh a little.
This Li Xiuyuan used the most ruthless tone and said the most cowardly words.
Next, I saw Li Xiuyuan silent, lying on the ground very consciously, and doing push-ups one by one.
Elder Tiger walked up to him, squatted down and said to Li Xiuyuan very seriously: "The movements should be standardized, if not, start again." ”
As soon as Li Xiuyuan heard this, he suddenly lost his breath, and almost loosened his hand, and bowed to Elder Tiger with a five-body bow.
Seeing that he was not affected, Elder Tiger covered his mouth and chuckled, and then continued, "Don't forget that there are still two thousand squats." ”
This time, Li Xiuyuan was mentally prepared, and he didn't care at all, so he treated himself as a deaf person and continued to compete with the grass.
Hu Wenlong saw that Li Xiuyuan had become serious, so he stopped teasing him, anyway, his purpose of stimulating Wen Xiaoya had been achieved.
Jin Lian sat at a small table not far away, eating fruits, tasting fragrant tea, and helping Li Xiuyuan remember a few numbers from time to time.
Li Xiuyuan was full of resentment at this time, but he didn't dare to relax in the slightest.
I don't know how long time has passed, anyway, after Li Xiuyuan finished doing these two thousand push-ups and squats, it was already dark.
He rubbed his thighs and arms, which he had already lost consciousness, and he was huffing, and he didn't say goodbye to Elder Hu, and moved out of the courtyard step by step.
Seeing Li Xiuyuan's troubled appearance, Elder Tiger couldn't help but laugh out loud, and told him behind Li Xiuyuan: "Don't let anyone know the truth about today's incident, otherwise I will tell Wen Xiaoya that you are plotting against me." ”
Li Xiuyuan heard Elder Tiger's threat, although he was angry, but immediately succumbed to Elder Tiger's obscenity, and didn't even dare to turn his head back, but hurriedly quickened his pace.
Walking on the way back to the courtyard, Li Xiuyuan faltered, and couldn't help but remember that he was just a little monk who had just entered the mountain gate in the past.
At that time, the old Zen master of the temple told himself: "The woman under the mountain is a tiger." ”
He actually believed it at the time, and it was not until today that Li Xiuyuan knew how outrageous his mistake was.
Is the woman under the mountain fierce? Maybe a little.
But since Li Xiuyuan devoted himself to the Xuanling Continent, every girl he has met.
Whether it is Li Xiuxin, Wen Xiaoya, or the young ladies who used to live in Fengyue Yaju, no one has treated themselves so viciously as they do today.
But this Elder Huwenlong, the divine beast Dragon Whisker Tiger has become a refinement, and the body is rumored to be like an enlarged version of a ragdoll cat.
After turning into a person, it is also exquisite, delicate and lovely.
Who would have thought that hearing is false, and seeing is believing.
Today, Elder Hu Wenlong not only tortured Li Xiuyuan physically, but also mentally devastated!
Have any of you ever seen a Ragdoll cat that asks its owner to do push-ups!?
If he is allowed to meet the old Zen master again, Li Xiuyuan will definitely say three words to the old Zen master very seriously: "You are wrong!"
If he had to add a deadline to these three words, he would have hoped it would be: "Countless years!"
Until today, Li Xiuyuan has experienced the gentleness and cuteness of ordinary women, and the ferocity of delicate goblins.
Only then did I understand that the snake spirit white lady in the book, the female ghost Nie Xiaoqian with ice muscles and jade bones, and the innocent caterpillar sugar treasure in the book...... It's all fake goblins!
And the real female goblin is like Elder Tiger, beautiful on the surface, but ruthless behind the scenes.
Li Xiuyuan wanted to tell the old Zen master who had already passed away: "The woman under the mountain is a tiger, and she is not terrible. It's really scary for a tiger to turn into a woman on the mountain!"
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The next day, Li Xiuyuan didn't dare to step out of the door of the small courtyard at all, or more precisely, he didn't dare to get up at all.
First, he was afraid of the war between Elder Tiger and Wen Xiaoya, and once again used himself as cannon fodder to avoid unjustified disasters.
Second, it's really sore all over, since I was able to cultivate, I've never been so tired, and yesterday it was all pure physical work!
In this way, Li Xiuyuan lay in bed for a day without eating or drinking.
Until the evening, the fifth spirit carried something to visit Li Xiuyuan, who was injured in his heart.