Chapter 13: Tied up
On the Hanjiang Mountain, a pair of old and young walked together one after the other, the young one was about twenty years old, with a handsome face and a straight posture, but a ragged body made it a little uncomfortable. The old ones are not much better, the knotted hair has not been washed for a long time, and the cloth clothes are more ragged than the lesser, but the motorcycle gourd on the waist is particularly bright, and I don't hold it in my hand on weekdays.
"Old man, we've all been gone for a day, I'm hungry and tired, do you have anything to eat, turn over your pockets and let me see." β
When the old man heard this, he hurriedly covered his pocket, with a look of anti-theft, Li Chenfeng suddenly became anxious when he saw the old man's posture, rolled up his sleeves and started to move.
The old man saw Li Chenfeng reaching out with both hands, and his buttoes were raised high, avoiding the sneak attack.
Li Chenfeng saw the old man's strange posture, laughed cheaply, came to a trick monkey to steal peaches, and before he could get his hands on the old beggar's body flipped, Li Chenfeng grabbed the old man's double strands with both hands, and then the fart sounded, Li Chenfeng's nose wrinkled and he didn't shrink his hand, the old man's rope gourd threw it into Li Chenfeng's abdomen, Li Chenfeng, who was in pain, subconsciously bent over, the old man leaned back, and just lay on Li Chenfeng's back, and then the farts rang out again and again, Li Chenfeng couldn't break free and begged for mercy.
"Don't play, don't play, I admit defeat!" Li Chenfeng said with a sigh of relief.
When the old man saw Li Chenfeng begging for mercy, he also let go of his strength, jumped not far from Li Chenfeng, and watched the scene with his back on his back.
Li Chenfeng saw that the old man relaxed his vigilance, so he wanted to make a thousand-year kill, and just took a big stride away from the stars, his pants fell and tripped Li Chenfeng to the ground, and fell a dog gnawing mud.
The old man turned around and looked at Li Chenfeng, who was spitting dirt from his mouth on the ground, and laughed while looking at Li Chenfeng's exposed half of his buttocks.
Li Chenfeng glared at the old man angrily, and stood up with his pants raised.
Li Chenfeng, who had a great revenge two years ago, was also a dying person, and he was unconscious when he placed his head in front of the small stool grave, and when he woke up, he was already lying on the boat, and the person around him was the old beggar at that time, in the words of the old beggar
"Thanks to your kid's luck to meet me, otherwise I would have seen Hades earlier. β
In the past two years, Li Chenfeng has opened his mouth to apprentice countless times, but he has been prevaricated by the old beggar with a sentence that it is not time to prevaricate the past, and it is useless to let Li Chenfeng shoot flowers, he hates and is angry with the old beggar Li Chenfeng, but he is also curious about his identity.
In the past two years, the old man has also had a comfortable life, Li Chenfeng's 100 specialties have made him raise gluttonous insects, and in addition to pushing Li Chenfeng out to do chivalrous righteousness, he also has to steal some poultry, so every time the two go to a place, they will not leave poultry after leaving.
"Old man, when did you teach me kung fu, how many meals did you say you had eaten from me, did I get beaten less in order to steal chickens for you, didn't you see me caught by those aunts, one on the left, one on the right, I'm easy. β
After hearing this, the old man spat a mouthful of old phlegm at Li Chenfeng's feet, so frightened that Li Chenfeng hurriedly jumped to his feet, and then looked at Li Chenfeng angrily and said: "I DNMD, when the big-breasted widow Wang touched you the day before yesterday, I didn't see you dodging, you said where did you look at your eyes at that time, shameless." β
Li Chenfeng listened to the old beggar imitating his mantra, and suddenly laughed, Li Chenfeng said the popular words in his previous life, which made the old beggar learn, and looked at the indignant old beggar and said: "Old man, do you have any thoughts about the widow of the king, you are not young, although the widow of the king is not tender grass, but compared to you, the old cow eats tender grass, but the old cow ploughs the land and is more handy, or I will match it for you?"
The old beggar looked at Li Chenfeng, who had a cheap face, and took another spit, too lazy to talk again, and walked towards the mountain temple halfway up the mountain in the distance.
"You haven't said when you're going to teach me kung fu, hey, don't run!" Li Chenfeng followed the figure of the old beggar and walked forward.
Hanjiang Mountain is composed of more than a dozen mountain ranges connected together, from west to east from high to low continuous, the two have not bypassed the mountain The sky has darkened, the two stayed in the mountain temple, planning to spend the night here, Li Chenfeng did not wait for rest, was sent out by the old beggar to look for food.
Li Chenfeng looked around near the mountain temple, trying to find some food to go back quickly, and after digging out a few birds' nests, Li Chenfeng was ready to go back with a lot of bird eggs.
The sound of the grass and trees walking in the mountains and forests, Li Chenfeng, who was walking in front, felt that something was wrong, the sound of his pace was regular, but every time he heard the sound of swishing would be prolonged, thinking of this, Li Chenfeng was afraid for a while, there would be no wild people in this mountain, and then he accelerated his pace, but the sound behind him also accelerated, at first it was the same and finally faster than him, where could Li Chenfeng calm down, subconsciously looked back, there was no one behind except the grass and trees, Li Chenfeng turned his head suspiciously, only to see a wooden stick attack, directly knocked on his head, Li Chenfeng fainted in front of his eyesγ
When Li Chenfeng woke up again, he had already changed places, Li Chenfeng's head was a little painful, and he subconsciously wanted to reach out, only to find that his hands and feet were tied together, and then he noticed that the old beggar not far away was lying on the ground like himself, and then he saw a group of people around the bonfire, as if he felt Li Chenfeng's gaze, a girl with a dark face just turned around, and just saw Li Chenfeng, who was looking at a few people, patted a few people around and shouted: "Old Li, that person is awake!"
As soon as the girl's voice fell, everyone around the bonfire turned around, Li Chenfeng saw the faces of several people clearly, and did more analysis in the future, and a few people came to Li Chenfeng's side, and the middle-aged man called Lao Li by the girl took the lead in speaking: "Who are you? What are you doing running to the mountains at night?"
Li Chenfeng looked at the man who spoke, dressed in a rough cloth robe, with a thin body and a lot of wrinkles on his face, and the folds at the corners of his mouth were even more obvious when he spoke, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like a robber and reckless, and he didn't have any anger at all.
"What about you, still watch, look at it again, be careful to throw you into the mountains and feed the wolves!" The swarthy girl saw that Li Chenfeng did not speak, and waved her little fist and said viciously.
"I passed by here with the old man, and saw that it was dark and there was no place to rest, so I went to stay in this mountain temple for the night. β
Lao Li was obviously relieved after hearing this, and he wanted to loosen Li Chenfeng before he could do anything, the short man next to him grabbed Lao Li's arm, looked at Li Chenfeng vigilantly and said: "Brother Li, don't trust him easily, in case it is a spy sent by the city..."
Lao Li was also taken aback after hearing this, and then looked at a few people with some caution, and asked, "Then what should I do?"
The short man didn't make a sound, just made a neck wiping motion.
Lao Li looked at Li Chenfeng with some hesitation, and since he couldn't make a decision for a while, everyone was also a little embarrassed.
Li Chenfeng, who was still very calm, was also startled when he saw the action of wiping his neck, and looked at the old beggar on the side with hope, when Li Chenfeng set his eyes on the old beggar, the old beggar who was still open with one eye hurriedly pretended to be asleep again, Li Chenfeng was angry after seeing it, if he hadn't tied it up, he would have gotten up and jumped to his feet.
After hesitating for a while, Lao Li untied the rope on Li Chenfeng's body.
"Brother Li, you ......"
The short man said halfway, then sighed and turned around.
"Dahai, if we kill people today, what is the difference between us and those people, we agreed not to kill people at the beginning, even if the two of them are spies today, I will admit it. β
After listening to this, everyone also felt that they had done too much, and then untied the old beggar's rope, and the old beggar opened his eyes and got up directly after untying the rope.
When Li Chenfeng saw the old beggar get up, he was angry, and then pounced out, and everyone thought that Li Chenfeng was going to make a move, so he hurriedly put on a parrying posture. When they saw Li Chenfeng pounce on the old beggar, everyone was relieved.
Li Chenfeng lay directly on the old beggar, and shouted: "You are still a master, you will spit it out for me if you eat so many things from me for nothing!"
"Fart, Lao Tzu is the master of the masters, if it weren't for me, you would have burped you. β
"Eat shoes, you shameless. β
Then take off the stinky shoes and stuff them into the old beggar's mouth!
The old beggar Hao did not show weakness and scuffled with Li Chenfeng, the two of them came and went, the old beggar's pants were pulled off in half, and half of his buttocks were exposed outside, everyone looked at the two people rolling around on the ground and stood in place, but the swarthy girl on the side looked interested and commanded on the side!