Chapter 348: The Sorrowful Chieftain
"See the chief! hehe!" The neat shout sounded again, Li Xuan's heart was happy, it was done! Now that he has become a leader, he must say a few words, he cleared his throat and said, "With the support and care of the leaders, the new Heha chieftain has been successfully elected, here, I want to thank everyone, thank all the friends who support me and trust me!"
"As a chief, I will definitely unite all kinds of people of my clan in my future work, conscientiously fulfill my responsibilities and obligations, and carry forward my clan and dominate the world in a certain period of time in the future!"
"Carry it forward and dominate the world!
Li Xuan nodded with satisfaction, these giants shouted good slogans, neatly and uniformly, with loud voices, and their own beats, since this is the case, then you are welcome! He took a deep breath and shouted, "Man will win the day!"
"Man will win the day!
"Orcs will never be slaves!"
"Orcs will never be slaves!
"Justice will prevail!"
"Justice will prevail!
"Those who offend me will be punished even if they are far away!"
"Hey, hey!"
......
Soon, Li Xuan was out of words, and looking at the enthusiasm of the giants in the audience, he couldn't help but sigh, the language and literature are not good, and the chief can't be a chief! After thinking for a long time, he shouted, "I have a dream!"
The imaginary shouts did not appear, the giants began to whisper, Li Xuan was about to change the slogan, what less children and more trees, one person was angry and the whole family ascended to heaven or something, a giant standing at the front bowed to Li Xuan and asked, "What is a dream?"
Li Xuan pondered for a moment and replied, "Dreams are ideals!"
The giant was stunned for a moment, and then smirked, "What is the ideal?
"Ideal is ......" Li Xuan wanted to tell him that ideal is a dream, but in this case, it is estimated that this day will talk about the end of the world, "Ideal is what you want to do most now! By the way, what is your ideal?"
The giant was still giggling, "My ideal is very simple, that is, to kill the chief and become the chief myself!
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"Ambitious!" Li Xuan was very satisfied, as a leader, he likes this kind of self-motivated subordinates, after all, this is not a state-owned enterprise, he patted the giant on the shoulder...... I couldn't shoot it, so I patted it on the waist, "Not bad! Come on! I'm optimistic about you!"
Mu Qing's face darkened, "Uh, let me remind you, you are the chief now!"
Li Xuan frowned and asked, "Wouldn't the chief you want to kill be me?"
The giant giggled, "The crotch is on fire! The crotch is on fire!"
"Hey, hey, hey!"
A thunderclap sounded, and it smashed on the giant's head accurately, like a blooming green flower, in the lightning in the sky, the giant turned into a beautiful firework, Li Xuan teleported, and snorted coldly, although the heavenly tribulation is a bit too much to teach this scum giant a lesson, but as a chief, there must be a force!
Mu Qing couldn't dodge, and started to be a dog again, the prophet will say before you do it, the clothes that labor and management finally got are good, and they are stained with blood again!
Li Xuan took a deep breath, calmed down his mood, and then pointed to another giant who was the happiest watching the fireworks with a smile, and asked, "What is your ideal?" As soon as he finished speaking, he frowned, "Let me remind you! Don't kill the chief again! The chief is used to respect and worship, no matter what happens, the chief is always the chief, you have to take care of it, you know?"
The giant also stood up with a giggle, "Don't worry!
Li Xuanle is happy, and there is a reason why the leaders like to pat on the back, "Tell me! If it is reasonable, this chief will definitely fulfill your wishes!"
The giant took a deep breath, "My ideal is, the woman who sleeps with the chief!
Without exception, a thunderbolt fell from the sky again, and Li Xuan and Mu Qing disappeared in place at the same time, and then, Li Xuan was furious, and pointed at another giant who continued to be silly, "You!
Mu Qing sighed, patted Li Xuan's shoulder, and said, "Take a rest, if you keep asking, they are probably going to be wiped out!"
Li Xuan's face was pale, he was not in a good mood, let's do business, he suddenly came to his senses, "Reasonable, the chief has women, and there should be a lot of them!
Dozens of women quickly stood in front of Li Xuan, who looked at it for a long time, and then turned to Mu Qing, "These women are all carefully selected by you, right?"
"Uh-huh!" Mu Qing smiled, "It's not hard, it's not hard, it's all what I should do!"
"Come here!" Li Xuan grabbed Mu Qing, pointed at the women in front of him, and said, "Forget this, you look ugly, you still look like a woman, this, look at this, brother, this Nima's arms are two circles thicker than the legs of labor and management!
"What can I do? I'm desperate too!" Mu Qing shook his head, "It's just these women, they're all here, why don't you just take a break?"
"It's going to be your sister! It's better than that Gong Wenjin in the labor-management family!" Li Xuan's eyes rolled up to the sky, and then he smiled, "Lord Sacrifice works day and night! These women will reward you!"
Mu Qing miraculously did not refuse! He smiled and said to the giants, "Clansmen, you work hard day and night!
"Thank you, heha!"
Li Xuan wanted to scold his mother, but he waved his hand irritably, "Okay, okay, it's all gone, remember to line up, don't bother me if you have nothing to do! Don't bother me if you have something!"
"Wait a minute!" Mu Qing stopped Li Xuan, "That power has been used, you should also fulfill your obligations!"
Obligations?The chief still has obligations?Li Xuan pursed his lips, "What obligations?First of all, I'm not interested in these women!"
Mu Qing smiled, "It's not this, didn't you notice that they were a little hungry?"
"I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm just losing weight, I'm fat like this, I can't look at it!" Li Xuan saw that there was a faint trend of riots below, and sighed, "Then go and eat!
"That's right!" Mu Qing smiled, and Li Xuan began to dog, "What? Eat grass? Then go eat it! Labor and management are in the Soul Realm, and you still have to mow the grass?
Mu Qing smiled, "You don't have to mow the grass, just take it to the place and let them eat it by themselves!" he pointed to the endless grassland, "See?
"Then go eat it!" Li Xuan became more and more impatient, Mu Qing was still like a spring breeze, "They don't eat roots, haven't you noticed that this grassland seems to have been trimmed?"
"So what?"
"I have to take them to find them!" Mu Qing's eyes flickered, "Friendly reminder, if you can't eat grass for three days, they will riot!"
"It doesn't matter!" Li Xuan smiled, "Brother is the king of the gods!"
Mu Qing began to hehe again, "If they are hungry, don't talk about the king of the gods, their own father will not work! These ethnic minorities are the hearts and minds of the top, they can't be beaten or scolded, they can only be coaxed!"
Li Xuan was a little weak-hearted, "Then I'm okay with the two of you just killed, right?"
"It's okay!Just find something to eat!" Mu Qing patted Li Xuan's shoulder, "Come on! Friendly reminder, today is the second day!"
In the next month, Li Xuan successfully turned into a shepherd, looking for grass everywhere (the third tone), he was a little desperate, these beasts are really edible, but once they arrive in one place, there is no grass within a radius of ten miles!
After eating, lie down, it's okay XXOO, that picture can't bear to look at directly, under the leadership of Li Xuan, under the guidance of Mu Qing, the Hey Ha people look thriving!
On this day, Li Xuan rode the rhinoceros patriarch and was supervising the giants to eat grass, these stupid things were eating and eating and didn't know how to be unhappy, and they started fighting in minutes, "I said Mu Qing, do you know how to teleport back?" Actually, I'm here to travel, and the holiday is coming to an end, so I have to go back to work overtime quickly!"
Mu Qing's eyes lit up, "Just as I'm going to tell you about this!"
When Li Xuan came to his senses, he knew that there was a reason for being this mentally retarded chief! "Say it quickly! It's urgent!"
"That's the case, the ruler of this continent is the dragon clan......, does you know?
"Each has its own strengths!Don't talk nonsense!" Li Xuan shook his head, "Long Yi to Long Ba...... No, what's the name of the remaining one?"
Mu Qing was suddenly shocked, "Have you seen these adults?"
Li Xuan nodded, Mu Qing's eyes lit up, and said, "Since Brother Tai knows them, it's easy to do, then the teleportation array needs these nine sons to jointly cast the ice system law before it can be activated!"
Li Xuan sighed, "Where do they live?" I'll go find them, but if I can't do it, I can pay compensation!"
Mu Qing smiled, "Difficult! These nine sons rule nine continents respectively, speaking of which, I have to say that the section of the Bing Yuan Continent, the gold, fire, wood and earth are all one continent, but the Ice Yuan Continent is not, there are ten larger ones, and these nine sons rule one piece each! The last one is managed by their father himself!"
No fun, not to mention whether we can find these leaders of the dominant side, even if we see them, they may not be able to say that they are moving, and even if they do, the nine of them will always have to gather together, right? The leaders are so busy, even if they are the representatives of the Kim Dae, they definitely don't have such a big face!
Li Xuan sighed, "There's no other way?"
"Yes!" Mu Qing said categorically, "Find their father! This is also what I was trying to tell you, it just so happens that their father will be 100,000 years old this year, you can participate on behalf of our Heha clan, if he agrees, this matter will be done!"
Li Xuan nodded, "Then who is their father?"
"Ice Dragon Ancestor!"
Li Xuan almost choked on himself, obediently, they are all his own relatives, "Uh, what's the temper of this Ice Dragon Ancestor?"
"It's hard to say!" Mu Qing shook his head, "It is said that sometimes it is extremely kind, and sometimes it is as irritable as thunder, I haven't seen it, so I don't express my opinion!"
Li Xuan smiled and asked, "I have a question for you, why does this Ice Dragon Ancestor have to find some Terrans to come to the Ice Yuan Continent? It is said that many people will be taken by dogs when they come, do you know?"
"I don't know!" Mu Qing frowned, "Brother Li, did you call the Ice Dragon Ancestor?"
"Of course not!" Li Xuan snorted and shook his head, "I won't go to this Ice Dragon Ancestor's birthday, although the birthday cake is delicious, I don't need it that much!"
"Have you thought about it?" Mu Qing looked at him with a serious face, "Not to mention anything else, this event will definitely last for a year and a half, if I go, you will have to find grass for these giants to eat every day of the year~ Friendly reminder, don't starve to death, otherwise you will send someone to kill you every minute!"
"It doesn't matter! Isn't it just looking for grass?" Li Xuan pursed his lips, "Don't squeak in the next month, I'll look for grass!"
Three days later, 10,000 or so giants stood on a flat lawn, gathered together, and roared neatly, "We're going to graze!"