Chapter 37: Don't blink
Tantai Mei Ning was expressionless, looking up at the sky, her eyes were fluttering, the horse she was riding was almost attached to Gu Xian's leg, and the stirrup almost touched Gu Xian's toes.
"Alas!!" Zhao Erhu sighed heavily, hating iron is not steel, this little white face is really stinky and shameless, and he can hear a whisper at such a close distance.
His eyes lit up and he shouted: "Didn't you just say that your wife is the most beautiful? I think about it every day, and I think about it every night! I can't wait to have ten or eight children with her, why don't you say it? What a little white face, it's all fart! It's better to be a woman, isn't that what you said!"
"When will I ......"
Zhao Erhu smacked his eyes hard and shouted, "Didn't you say that you still want to marry more than a dozen wives?
"Hmph!" "Tang Tai Mei Ning whipped her horse and drove away.
Gu Xian gasped, the whip happened to touch his calf, rubbed his calf with trembling hands, and said, "Brother, you...... Alas!!"
Zhao Erhu smiled and said, "This doesn't make him angry." Don't be afraid, who dares to threaten you, let's tell General Liu and punish him for the crime of bullying and oppressing his subordinates! Maybe we can even convict him of having a bad style and robbing the people's men. ”
"Don't say anything, you mean well, I know. ”
Gu Xiansheng had nothing to love, his heart was full of jealousy, and he couldn't get a breath in his throat, probably because of the feelings from Meining, he turned over and muttered: "It's good to have a few friends, I have learned a lot of knowledge and experienced a lot of happiness." I just love to do things, and I can't adapt to it. ”
"What are you two still doing in a daze?" Zhang Xiao'er led the horse and shouted at the two, "Come here and grab the tent!"
"Friends, help more," Zhao Erhu led Gu Xian and ran to Zhang Xiao'er, and continued, "I heard General Liu say that the battle will be officially fought in seven days." Let's grab a tent on the side, there is a big city five miles behind the Lanqi military camp, but it is prosperous, go to have fun at night. ”
Zhao Erhu squeezed his eyebrows and looked obscene, Gu Xian grinned disdainfully: "It won't be to visit the Qinglou, right?
"Hey~ What are you visiting Qinglou, vulgar!" Zhao Erhu instantly became serious, "This is called finding a confidante, experiencing all kinds of life, and feeling the prosperity of the city, don't you say that your greatest wish is to become an immortal? Experiencing Hongchen is also a part of cultivation, otherwise even if you become an immortal, it is not perfect!"
Gu Xian was stunned for a moment, how could he feel very reasonable?
"Who am I, Zhao Erhu! That's the top brand of the teahouse, any gossip, secrets of the rivers and lakes, and anecdotes about cultivating immortals, can't escape my pair of smart ears and bright eyes, don't believe you ask Zhang Xiao'er, am I right? ”
"It's true!" Zhang Xiao'er grinned suddenly, patted her chest and said solemnly, "I dare to use my personality as a guarantee Brother Erhu is right! Brother Nancheng, you have too little experience in the rivers and lakes, you must learn more and communicate with people more, so that you will not be deceived and suffer losses in the future!
Gu Xian looked directly into the eyes of the two with a suspicious expression, their eyes did not blink, their faces were serious, and they nodded their heads from time to time to show honesty.
Gu Xian pinched his chin and said, "I always feel that you two are not telling the truth, but what you said is also right, I really have very little experience in the rivers and lakes, okay! I will go out tonight and learn from those rivers and lakes experience." ”
Zhao Erhu and Zhang Xiao'er grabbed Gu Xian's hand at the same time, and said solemnly: "Don't worry, Brother Nancheng, leave everything to us!"
"But say it in advance, don't take me to visit the Qinglou, otherwise I'll really turn my face!"
"Brother Nancheng, don't worry, we will never be as filthy as your second senior brother! If you go to bed without an emotional foundation, you are simply a beast, not a gentleman, you will be struck by thunder from the sky, and you will go to prison!"
Gu Xian deeply agreed, and said: "But I still have to try to avoid emotional entanglements with women, otherwise the road to becoming an immortal will be too bumpy." ”
"What Brother Nancheng said is so reasonable!" Zhang Xiao'er gave a thumbs up and tilted her head to look at Zhao Erhu.
Zhao Erhu immediately nodded and said: "It is indeed very reasonable, but then again, three years ago I heard a storyteller tell a story in the teahouse, he said that there was an emperor in the fairy world, and before he became an immortal, there was a bitter relationship, and the two loved each other to die and live! ”
"Is there such a thing?" Gu Xian exclaimed, there was no way to refute what he said!
Zhang Xiao'er tilted her thumb to Zhao Erhu and nodded: "Well, I've heard of it too, it's true!"
Gu Xian frowned and pondered for a while, and finally shook his head and said: "That may be his own unique path of cultivating immortals, I also have to follow my own path of cultivating immortals, I must avoid being contaminated with cause and effect, if I can't let go, wouldn't it be a waste of my efforts?"
As soon as Zhang Xiao'er opened his mouth to speak, Zhao Erhu pulled him and said, "Brother Nancheng is right! But the experience of the rivers and lakes still needs to be learned, let's go tonight, a word is a certainty!"
"Don't worry, I'll definitely go. ”
Zhao Erhu went to tie the horse, Zhang Xiaoer pulled Gu Xian to find the tent, the two of them went around, and many good places were full of people, especially the most marginal, more than 20 people were squeezed in.
Everyone looked at each other with a smile and a squeezing of their eyebrows, looking obscene and cunning.
Zhang Xiao'er grinned and pushed Gu Xian to get in.
More than 20 people in the tent were shirtless, smelling of sweat and feet, like dark clouds covering every corner, and some even ate garlic and gnawed on their nests.
Gu Xian turned sideways to avoid the door of the station, his anger soured up, and he covered his nose and said, "It's too smelly inside, I can't live it." ”
Zhang Xiao'er grabbed Gu Xian and said, "Don't! This position is the best, go in and take two sips and it will be tasteless." ”
Gu Xian felt sick to his stomach when he stood at the door, and anger and sourness rose inexplicably in his heart, the more he thought about it, the more disgusting he became, and the two of them stood at the door and tugged.
Zhao Erhu ran over with a ghostly head, and said with a smile: "Brother Nancheng, do you guess who I saw at the tent of General Yue's camp just now?"
Zhao Erhu didn't wait for the two to answer, and continued, "It's that little white face! I deliberately said next to him that let's go to the city at night to have fun, that little white face crushed a tea bowl on the spot, and was reprimanded by General Yue, which is very happy!"
Gu Xian suddenly woke up, the nameless anger and sour intent in his heart came from the side of Tangtai Mei Ning, and it was disgusting at most here! Looking at Zhao Erhu again, he actually had the urge to slap him to death in his heart, he obviously liked this friend very much, why did he want to shoot him to death?
Yutai Mei Ning flashed out from the corner, a layer of snow-white frost flowers on her bronze armor, her eyes were cold, staring at the back of Zhao Erhu's head motionless.
"Really?!" Zhang Xiao'er's eyes lit up, and she jumped over and shouted: "Tell me how to reprimand him, this is also a piece of gossip......
Gu Xian froze, and the illusion of wanting to suck Zhang Xiaoer's mouth came out again.
Gu Xian looked at his hands, and scolded Meng Yao and her Bixin Tea in the underworld more than a dozen times in his heart, "Oops, I can't help it......"
"Nancheng Ning, come to my tent and have something to tell you. After saying that, Mei Ning turned around and left, her hoarse voice was not high, but it scared Zhao Erhu and Zhang Xiaoer.
Gu Xian hurriedly shook his hand, ran to follow, and turned around and said, "You two are busy, I'll come when I go." "He was really afraid that he would shoot to death the two good friends he had just identified with.
Zhao Erhu shuddered again and said: "Brother Nancheng, I suddenly feel that the little white face is not easy to mess with, you take it easy, the hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, it's okay to just take it once, let's ...... Let's find General Liu's support...... Judge to ...... But don't worry, this humiliated brother will keep it a secret for you......"
The dog's mouth couldn't spit out ivory, and Gu Xian suddenly felt that he wanted to slap his mouth too, so he hurriedly trotted to follow Meining.
Tantai Mei Ning walked directly to the door of a large camp tent, lifted the curtain, turned around and snorted, got into the chair and sat motionless.
Gu Xian followed up the camp tent, which was similar to the previous camp tent, with wooden books, knives, guns and sticks neatly placed, the only difference was that there was an extra wooden bed in the room, and the bed was covered by Lu revealing the fragrance of soaphorn.
Gu Xian took a deep breath, the breath of nature, and said happily: "This place is good!" Compared with the more than 20 bare-chested big men just now, it was a world of difference, and he turned around and said, "What did you prepare for me? As a thank you for giving you a small gift tomorrow, we'll settle it!"
Tantai Mei Ning glanced over, her face was cold, and she looked like she was not close to anyone, and said coldly: "No." However, a wave of joy had already passed to Gu Xian's heart.
Gu Xian raised his eyebrows, combined with the exclusive assertions of Zhao Erhu and Zhang Xiaoer, the two self-proclaimed love saints, women are not right-hearted. He rolled his eyes, leaned over and said, "Do you like me?"
Tantai Mei Ning jumped up, knocked over the chair, knocked over the teacup, and said in a crisp and pleasant voice like a yellow bird: "Don't be sentimental, who ...... Who will like you!"
Gu Xian was dumbfounded, and in a trance, he seemed to see the rain in the sky, the birds contending, the aftermath of the sound all over his body, every pore was stretched, and he had the illusion that he had become an immortal.
"This ...... This voice, really...... That's good......"
Tantai Mei Ning immediately covered her mouth, coughed dryly, resumed her hoarse tone, and said coldly: "You go out, I don't want to talk to you!"
Mei Ning's nervous and regretful mood came out of Gu Xian's heart again.
Gu Xian smiled secretly in his heart, according to the conclusion of the two lovers, women should quickly change the topic in this way.
He immediately stared at him with his head in his hands, and said incredulously: "What's the matter with your voice? It used to sound okay, but now why do you think it's so ugly?"
"That's what it is, hum!" said Mei Ning, who was still hoarse.
"Let's discuss, how about you say a few words to me in that voice just now?" The voice is really good, and it seems like an addiction to listening to it again.
"You heard it wrong, huh!"
Surprise and sweetness came out of Gu Xian'!!s heart, Gu Xian's face was entangled, how do you feel that I like myself?
Gu Xian hated the root of his teeth, shook his hand and said angrily: "You think I like to listen to it!
Tantai Meining's eyes turned red instantly, she turned her head to look at Gu Xian, helped up the chair and sat on it, bowing her head without saying a word.
"Oops!" Gu Xian was startled, and his heart-rending heart came out of his heart, and his tears couldn't stop flowing out.
Gu Xian grabbed her shoulder and shouted, "Hey, I'm talking about playing!
Tantai Meining's face was pale, silent, and tears were falling.
Gu Xian was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted, "How about I make a trick for you?"
After Gu Xian finished speaking, he turned into a red point of light and instantly drilled into the center of Taimei's eyebrows.