Chapter 407: A Little Mistake Makes a Big Joke
Wu Guangsheng hurriedly said: "Don't ...... Don't make this joke. The words trembled, snatched the latch of the last door, and Yu Guangbiao smiled: "Haha, do I really have the courage to take a look? ”
Wu Guangsheng said: "It's better to make this kind of joke, don't really cause anything." Mrs. is peaceful, let's sleep!"
Yu Guangbiao changed the topic and said, "Do you guess that Gan Guanghao and Ge Guangpei, the two dog men and women, can escape?" Wu Guangsheng said: "After so long, there is still no trace, but I am afraid that they will really escape." ”
Yu Guangbiao said: "How much ability Gan Guanghao has, I know it clearly, this person is lazy and lustful, and he doesn't care about practicing swords, so he only cheats women with a sweet mouth and a few strokes."
Everyone searched all over the south, south, west, and north, and even the holy envoy of Dieyun Peak went out in person, but they still slipped away for them, Lao Tzu just didn't believe it. Wu Guangsheng said: "If you don't believe it, you have to believe it." ”
Yu Guangbiao said: "I guess this dog man and woman must have fled into the mountains and bumped into the dust cubs. Wu Guangsheng's "ah" sound was very frightened.
Yu Guangbiao said: "These two must have fled in a deserted place, and when they saw the dust-sheltering young beast, the poisonous gas entered the brain, and the whole body turned into a pool of pus and blood, and there was no trace of nature." ”
Wu Guangsheng said: "There is some truth in your guess. Yu Guangbiao said: "What is the truth? If it weren't for the encounter with the dust avoidance beast, then how could it be reasonable." ”
Wu Guangsheng said: "Maybe the two of them can't bear it, just in the barren mountains and mountains, this and that, when it was dark, the two of them made a move 'carp turned over', ah, they were very obedient, and fell into the deep valley." ”
Both of them laughed wickedly.
Cui Shiyuan pondered: "Miss Shangguan shot and killed the two of them in that small restaurant, and the people from Mochiyue Cliff won't be able to find out."
Well, yes, it must be that the owner of the restaurant was afraid of causing trouble, so he quickly buried the two corpses. The people of Mochizuki Cliff went to inquire, and when the people in the market saw them holding weapons in their hands, and no one dared to say it. ”
I only heard Wu Guangsheng say: "The escape of two disciples, a man and a woman, from the East and West Sects of Moon Cliff, is not a big deal. The emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, why is the holy envoy of Dieyun Peak waiting so tightly, he has to arrest these two people back?"
Yu Guangbiao said: "Then you have to use your brain and think about it." Wu Guangsheng was silent for a long time and said: "You know that my brain has never been smart, and I can't move around, and I can't make any name for it." ”
Yu Guangbiao said: "Let me ask you first: Dieyun Peak wants to occupy our Moon Palace, so for what?" Wu Guangsheng said: "I heard Senior Brother Tang say, most of it is for the jade wall of the back mountain. As soon as the Fu Holy Envoy arrived, he asked about the fairy shadow and swordsmanship on the Mochizuki Jade Wall.
That's right! We all followed the instructions of the Holy Envoy Fu and made a poisonous oath, no one would dare to leak the matter of the Yubi Immortal Shadow in the future, but Gan Guanghao and Ge Guangpei, they didn't make this oath, since they betrayed their own faction, what else would they not say?" Wu Guangsheng slapped his thigh and shouted: "Yes, yes! Dieyun Feng is going to kill these two guys. ”
Yu Guangxuan shouted in a low voice: "Don't shout like this, there is someone in the next room, have you forgotten?" Wu Guangsheng hurriedly said: "Yes, yes." ”
After a pause, he said: "Gan Guanghao, this guy is not shallow, hold Ge Guangpei's white and tender little girl in his arms, and tsk...... Even if it turns into a puddle of pus and blood, it will ...... That's ...... Hey, it's worth it. ”
After the two of them talked about it, it was all obscene and vulgar words, and Cui Shiyuan stopped listening to it, but the treacherous jokes on the wall kept coming, but it was not okay not to listen, so he meditated on the meridians and acupoints in the "Qimen Divine Skill", and after a while, he thought inwardly, and no matter how loud the words of the wall were, he couldn't hear a word.
The next day, he practiced the "Divine Walk Without a Shadow" again, and auditioned step by step according to the footwork drawn in the volume. This footwork is crooked left and right, not a single step straight forward and backward, although in the room, only need to move the table and chairs, but also can be used, and learn more than ten steps, suddenly thought:
"When the person who will deliver the food comes in, I only have to walk diagonally and crookedly, and immediately bypass him and rush out of the door, and he may not be able to catch me. Wouldn't you be able to escape immediately, and you don't have to wait in this room until you become an old white face?" Thinking of this, he was overjoyed, and said in his heart: "I have to be extremely proficient, as long as I take half a wrong step, I will catch him."
Maybe from now on put a pair of iron shackles on my feet, and then locked with an iron chain, at that time the gods are no longer wonderful, and the iron chains are always pulled back and forth, and you can't get it if you don't want to be an old white face. He shook his head in a circle.
At that moment, he meditated on the more than 100 steps he had learned from beginning to end, and said in his heart: "I don't want to think about it, just take the right step." Alas, I, Cui Shiyuan, am such a stinky man, but I went to learn from the miraculous behavior of Concubine Luo Shen Mi Nana, what kind of 'Luo socks and dust' do I have?
There are some bare feet and dust. Haha smiled, stepped out with his left foot, stepped on the "Zhongfu", and turned "both Ji". Unexpectedly, as soon as he got to the "Tai" position, he turned around, stepped on the "Gu" position with his right foot, and suddenly a hot breath rushed up in the dantian, his whole body was paralyzed, and he rushed forward, lying on the table, unable to move anymore.
He was startled, stretched out his hand to support the table, and wanted to stand up, but he didn't hear any more from all his limbs, and he couldn't move a little finger, as if he was in a nightmare, and the more anxious he was, the more he couldn't exert any strength.
He didn't know that this "Divine Shadowlessness" was an extremely superior martial art, so it was listed at the end of the scroll, and it was originally to wait for people to practice the "Qimen Divine Skill", absorb people's internal force, and practice it after his own internal strength has been quite deep.
Every step out of "Divine Walking", the whole body action is closely related to the internal force, and it is by no means just a walk. Cui Shiyuan has no internal strength foundation, take a step, think about it, take a step back, and pause for a moment, the blood has room to recuperate, and there is no hindrance.
After he thought about it, he suddenly walked in one go, and the meridians in his body were disordered, and he was paralyzed at the moment, almost going crazy. Fortunately, he didn't take a few steps, and his steps were not very fast, and he finally did not reach the danger of menopause.
In his panic, he struggled with all his strength, but the more he exerted, the more sad he became in his chest and abdomen, as if he wanted to vomit, but he couldn't. He sighed, only not moving, this is natural, the feeling of disgust gradually disappears.
At that moment, he lay motionless on the table, seeing the scroll unfolding in front of him, bored, and then looking at the unlearned footwork on the scroll, his heart was virtual, and he thought about it step by step. After more than half an hour, I had figured out more than 20 steps, and the feeling of disgust in my chest was greatly reduced.
Before noon, all the footwork had been figured out. He meditated in his heart, and the sixty-four hexagram footwork drawn on the scroll, starting from "Mingyi", through "Ben", "Jiji", and "Family", a total of sixty-four hexagrams, just walked a big circle to "Wu Delusion", knowing that the full set of footwork has been learned, under the great joy, jumped up and clapped his hands and shouted: "Wonderful, wonderful!" These four words came out, only to know that they had been able to move.