Chapter 593: Brain Hole
Seeing Jiang Xiu'er like this, Jiang Lu knew that Jiang Yang was almost out of play. You must know that although Jiang Xiuer has always been arrogant and even a little stupid, Jiang Xiuer is very calm and shrewd in the face of her feelings or some major events.
For example, Jiang Xiu'er used the mysterious creature to ask Jiang Yang out, or Jiang Xiu'er's previous performance in the extreme deep sea area, or Jiang Xiu'er's conversation with Jiang Lu before leaving.
There are all kinds of signs that Jiang Xiuer is serious and not stupid!
Now that Jiang Xiu'er has become stupid and grinning again, it means that Jiang Xiu'er's good impression of Jiang Yang has been completely extinguished.
Sitting on the coral seat, Jiang Lu said helplessly: "Forget it, starting from you chasing that big guy, tell me a good story!"
There are stories to listen to, and Leng Xiaohan will naturally not let it go. But after listening, Leng Xiaohan only had one feeling, that is, it was better not to listen!
That's a story of a straight man of steel and a straight woman of King Kong, and the straight man of steel doesn't understand the tentative sexual love that the straight woman of King Kong carefully expresses. It's not that the straight man of steel expresses his love for the straight woman of King Kong doesn't understand, but she can't grasp the point and can't understand it.
In this respectful and embarrassing atmosphere, the two chased the mysterious creature for more than half a month, until they met Leng Xiaohan.
Sighing, Jiang Lu looked at Jiang Xiu'er very seriously: "So, Jiang Yang, you really don't plan to give him a chance?" You told me before that you might have to get married directly when you come back." Everything for the wedding, I'm ready. ”
"Forget it! we're really not suitable. In the past, Jiang Yang had been with me, and in addition to Jiang Yang, there was no one in Jiang Village who could catch my eye.
I have a good impression of Jiang Yang, but it's just a little good. Even if I don't love him, as long as he can read what I mean, I can marry him.
However, he didn't understand it for so long. Jiang Haohao's incident made me realize that Jiang Yang is not a kind person. I can marry someone I don't love, but I can't marry someone who isn't good.
So... Thank you, Patriarch, for preparing me for that. I'm sorry!" When she said this, Jiang Xiu'er became shrewd again.
Waving his hand, Jiang Lu shook his head slightly: "There's nothing to be sorry for, I'm the patriarch." Well, let's not talk about that!
As you said just now, you found Jiang Haohao in the extreme deep sea area. Then Jiang Haohao, a human baby, how can he withstand the pressure of the extreme deep sea area?"
"yes, why is that? We heard the monster screaming and went to find it.
But after I went, the monster didn't see it, only Jiang Haohao. Could it be..."Lowering her head and looking at Leng Xiaohan very excitedly, Jiang Xiu'er seemed to have seen some treasure.
Raising her eyebrows, Jiang Lu did not interrupt Jiang Xiu'er. Bi is Jiang Xiu'er who has experienced these things herself, and she may find something different or strange.
Not noticing Jiang Lu's eyes, Jiang Xiu'er focused all her attention on Leng Xiaohan: "Could it be that Jiang Haohao became the monster or was born by that monster?"
In this way, it makes sense why the monster is screaming, it should be suffering the pain of turning into a human or giving birth to a child with a secret method. We haven't even seen the monster because of this. ”
Jiang Xiuer said that in the first half, Jiang Lu scoffed. But the second half of what Jiang Xiuer said made Jiang Lu puzzled.
In the second half, Jiang Xiuer said that there is a nose and eyes, cause and effect, and reason and evidence. Although she knew that what Jiang Xiu'er said was speculation, Jiang Lu couldn't help but believe it.
After listening to Jiang Xiu'er's words, Leng Xiaohan wanted to applaud: "What is a brain hole, Jiang Xiu'er can call it a brain hole."
For this guy, there are no unsolved mysteries in the world, only a brain hole that is not big enough! I don't care whether the answer is correct or not, anyway, I use my brain hole to write the answer first. It's awesome~'
With a wry smile, Leng Xiaohan turned over and found a comfortable position, facing Jiang Xiu'er with her back to Jiang Lu. It's not that Leng Xiaohan wants to cultivate, it's that Leng Xiaohan is too lazy to listen to the two of them.
Sure enough, the two of them next had a clue about how the monster would become a human and how to combine with a human. After combining with humans, there was a crazy discussion about whether humans or newborn monsters would be born.
Slowly, the monster information was completed. Fortunately, the two of them were still somewhat sensible, knowing that these were their own guesses, and they did not confirm this matter.
After being silent for a while, Jiang Xiu'er suddenly said, "By the way, didn't the patriarch say that Haohao has something special?"
"If you don't ask, I'll have forgotten. I suspect that this kid has a special physique, otherwise how would he enter the extreme deep sea area and not die. Walking in front of Jiang Xiu'er, Jiang Lu took out a bead and put it on Leng Xiaohan's body.
Seeing Jiang Xiu'er staring at the beads, Jiang Lu shook her head: "This is a test bead used to detect the special physique of water attributes, and I also used it on you when you were young."
If the beads emit blue light, it means that they have a special constitution with water attributes. You just didn't let this bead shine before, so you don't have a special constitution. ”
As soon as Jiang Lu's words fell, the beads emitted a rich blue light. Although the blue light is rich, it is not dazzling.
"As I guessed, this kid really has a special constitution with water attributes. It seems that he is still far from awakening, and there is no need to rush, after all, he is still a baby.
After Haohao is over the age of five, you can teach him the water attribute heart method and technique. It's a pity that Haohao is born with an eye disease, otherwise it will definitely become the future of my Jiang clan. Putting away the beads, Jiang Lu shook her head very regretfully.
In the face of Jiang Lu's advice, Jiang Xiuer didn't care very much. Jiang Xiu'er's gaze was already attracted by the colorless bead: "Since the patriarch has beads to test water attribute physique, there must also be beads to test other attribute physique, right?"
"What are you doing?" hurriedly put away the beads in his hand, Jiang Lu looked at Jiang Xiu'er with vigilance. Jiang Xiuer has a lot of skin, Jiang Lu has a deep understanding.
Pouting, Jiang Xiu'er looked at Jiang Lu with disdain: "Didn't I want the patriarch to test Hao Hao more? If Hao Hao really became that monster or that monster was born, there must be more than one special physique." ”
"Go, go, go~ What do you think is a special physique? Where to go, don't bother me here. Jiang Lu pushed Jiang Xiu'er to the door, and then ruthlessly pushed Jiang Xiu'er out.
When closing the door, Jiang Lu couldn't help but instruct again: "Remember, the water attribute heart method and technique." Hmm~ Eye disease is a big problem. Forget about martial arts, you must seriously teach him water attribute mental methods and spells. ”
"Bang!" Looking at the tightly closed door, Jiang Lu pursed his lips: "What~ Am I so terrible?"
Muttering, Jiang Xiu'er walked towards her home: "Can humans cultivate the mental method of our merman clan? Forget it, let Haohao try it when the time comes, won't you know?"
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