The sky was cloudy, and the clouds flashed and thundered.

A man in his twenties and two uncles in their forties argued on the roof of a six-story residential building.

"I have cut off all cause and effect, don't affect my tribulation! I want to become an immortal! Don't come here! You take another step forward, I ...... I'll jump off the roof!"

"Senior Brother Gu, don't be impulsive! Even Master died of lung cancer, how could he become an immortal?"

"Impossible! I have cultivated the true element, the formula says that as long as the thunder is urged out on a thunderstorm day, the lightning baptism can become an immortal, you step back, I want to urge the true element!"

"Don't be stupid, there's no lightning rod on the roof! Think of the girls who chase you, they all want to marry you—"

"Destroy my child's body?

A bolt of lightning hit the young man's forehead.

"Hurry, hurry, call 120!"

Lace News: At nine o'clock yesterday evening, the youngest vice president of Chun New Border Co., Ltd., Mr. Gu Xian, the national husband, was struck by lightning on the roof of the building, and was rescued into a vegetative state in time, thousands of female employees prayed for it, and hundreds of young women said that they would go to the hospital to take care of their lives......

Friendly reminder: Please refrain from activities in open areas, under large trees and on the roofs of tall buildings during thunderstorms......

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"Where is this? What is the rich vitality of heaven and earth, is it the fairy world? It's not like it......"

Gu Xian found himself lying on the bed, with a red mandarin duck silk quilt and a red light gauze tent.

On the mahogany square table next to the bed was a red hijab embroidered with mandarin ducks, as well as an embroidered red robe, and two bronze candlesticks with slight green smoke next to them.

The wooden windows are pasted with red paper-cuts, mandarin ducks, winged birds, and big 'Xi'.

"Hole...... Hole...... My child's body ......" Gu Xian's face turned pale, and he hurriedly lifted the silk quilt.

"It's okay...... it's okay" found that the clothes were in good condition, and he breathed a long sigh of relief.

This is no wonder that he is nervous, after all, there is a scribbled note on the immortal cultivation method left to him by his master: If you want to become an immortal, do your filial piety, make peace with your siblings, break cause and effect, abstain from lust, save more money, do charity, repay kindness, erase revenge, don't pay off debts, don't spend all day drinking!

Gu Xian strictly followed the admonition on the remarks to practice the mantra of cultivating immortals, and set abstinence as his motto. Stick it all over the room.

In the era when the vitality of heaven and earth is extremely scarce, it can be seen that his talent is amazing when he cultivates the true yuan in three years and opens the eye of heaven in five years. - Although his senior brother and second senior brother don't believe it.

"High paraplegia?" Gu Xian was about to get out of bed, he was suddenly stunned, he couldn't feel his legs, not only his legs, he was unconscious below his navel, and he slapped it with his hand, as if it wasn't his own.

"With such a strong heaven and earth vitality, I'm afraid that I won't be able to cure this minor disease?"

He smiled contemptuously, lifted the silk quilt, his face suddenly became ugly, and scolded: "I!" The smell of urine is puffy, and he can't take care of himself.

"Young master, you're awake!" the little girl's voice was accompanied by the creak of the door opening.

"Don't come in!!!" Gu Xian shouted, his voice hoarse.

As a highly self-disciplined and clean Virgo, a proud immortal cultivator, at this moment, he deeply understands a fear of being dominated by shame.

The blue embroidered shoes had just stepped into the doorway and quickly retreated.

The sound of the copper basin on the ground, and then Xiaohuan knocked on the door and shouted: "Young master, what's wrong with you? Don't scare Xiaohuan!"

"I'm fine, don't come in!"

"Alright then, Xiaohuan will bring a basin of warm water. "Walk away.

Young Master, Gu Xian looked around again, antique, with a strong taste of costume dramas.

Is it a crossing, great! I'm no longer afraid that my senior brother will force me to get married, and I hope to become an immortal!

Gu Xian endured the nausea and hurriedly covered the quilt, immediately closed his eyes, and silently recited the mantra of cultivating immortals to urge the vitality of heaven and earth, and in less than two breaths, the vitality of heaven and earth rolled in, and his body was like the earth of sweet rain after a long drought, quickly absorbing and moisturizing every cell.

After a while, he felt a stream of heat rise from the dantian, spreading all over his limbs, his legs began to heat up, and fine sweat gradually broke out all over his body.

Paraplegia, all right!

Gu Xian frowned suddenly, he felt that there was something in the dantian, faintly stinging, staring inwardly, and scolding: The demon dared to assassinate this immortal, fortunately, he found it early, and almost ruined my great cause of becoming an immortal!

Holding the dantian in his hand, the true yuan operated, and a purple-black hollow needle grew out of his navel, which was obviously grown from some kind of monster, and a trace of demonic energy lingered around his body.

"Young Master, can I go in?" knocked on the door twice.

"No!" Gu Xian threw away the fine needle, covered his nose and jumped out of bed, his crotch was slimy, he quickly took off his clothes, wiped his whole body indiscriminately and hurriedly returned to bed. The house was full of urine and foul smell.

The clothes on the bed were rolled up, and a real fire was still on the ground, and even the flames did not come out, and they turned into ashes in an instant.

Gu Xian pushed open the window, the morning sun was pouring, the summer breeze was blowing, a pool of lotus flowers, and the fragrant breeze was blowing in his nose.

"Young master, why did you get out of bed by yourself...... Xiaohuan hurriedly pushed the door in, and suddenly, as if he had been immobilized by a spell, he held on to the door frame and remained motionless.

A sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl, her cherry mouth was slightly open, and her apricot eyes were wide open.

"Ahh

Gu Xian screamed and jumped into the lotus pond.

The water in the pond was cool, and the fragrance of lotus was permeated, but it still couldn't stop Gu Xian's shame, like the waves of the sea, enveloping his whole body and mind.

"My dignified and noble immortal cultivator actually let a junior high school student and a yellow-haired girl see it all over......? I, my first lifetime name, how will I meet people in the future? Which immortal cultivator I meet in the future, won't he be a head shorter?" Gu Xian sank to the bottom of the water with his inner breath, digging out a few slender lotus roots that had not yet grown and chewed wildly.

"Great! The young master is healed! The young lady will be very happy to know it, woo woo woo ......" Xiaohuan cried on the windowsill.

"Young lady?" Gu Xian sneered, I am a person who wants to become an immortal in the future, and it is impossible to marry a wife!

"Do you want to run away directly?" Gu Xian's eyes flashed, and he hurriedly shook his head to veto.

"No, no, no, there must be a beginning and an end, otherwise the road to becoming an immortal in the future will be easy to have extraneous branches. Divorce the young lady first, as for this yellow-haired girl who has seen all the immortals...... "Gu Xian's head is big, he really can't think of any way to keep her secret."

Gu Xian, as an extreme perfectionist, did not allow any flaws in his path of cultivating immortals! He would not allow a single quark flaw.

"Young master, young master, where are you, come out quickly!" After a long time, Xiaohuan suddenly woke up, grabbed the window sill and shouted.

"What the hell is howling!" Gu Xian rubbed his face, and the noble and domineering cold president aura filled the audience, revealing a sharp eye between the lotus leaves.

"Great, young master, come up quickly, Xiaohuan will change your clothes for you. Xiaohuan was completely forgetful, clapping his hands and jumping.

"Fuss, still a piece of clothing down. Gu Xian couldn't wait to plunge into the bottom of the lake again, he forced his face to strain, and his voice was cold and majestic, "Hurry up!"

"Okay. Xiaohuan hurriedly took out a white robe from the closet and threw it down, the robe hung on the lotus leaf, fluttering in the wind.

"Close the windows and don't peek!"

Xiaohuan was stunned suddenly, glanced at Gu Xian with teary eyes, and silently closed the window.

"How can my reputation leave a stain here? I will become an immortal in the future!" Gu Xian muttered to the surface, tilting his head to look at the crack in the window again, which was closed very tightly.

Step on the lotus leaf, isolate the pool water, swish into the clothes, tie the belt, check up and down, wear a white dress, the dust is not clean, the reflection of the lake water, except for the long hair, the appearance is exactly the same as his previous life, perfect!

Stepping on the lotus leaf, jump to the door of the room, there are two copper basins at the door, white towels along the basin, and warm water in the basin.

Xiaohuan stood at the door, bowing his head and sobbing in his dress.

Gu Xian exuded the noble majesty of the cold president, and drank coldly: "Don't pestle here, go out!" As soon as he saw her, he felt ashamed and rushed to his head, and he was shameless to face Jiangdong's father.

Xiaohuan shook, sobbing even more, crying pear blossoms with rain, red and swollen eyes looked at Gu Xian and asked, "Young master, don't you want Xiaohuan?"

"Chase you away...... Are you leaving?" Gu Xian's eyes lit up, this is a good idea! I won't see each other in the future, so don't be embarrassed.

Xiaohuan's unbelievable eyes were full of despair, tears rolled and fell, Gu Xian didn't come back to her senses, she snatched the door and jumped into the lake.

Gu Xian followed closely behind and fished her out and put her on the shore.

"I'm going to let you go, I didn't let you die!" "Is it easy for me to cultivate an immortal? Human life is at stake, this is a big cause and effect! Do you understand?!

"What's the difference between not wanting Xiaohuan and letting Xiaohuan die?"

"If you don't go, you can't go, hurry up and change your clothes!"

"Really?"

"Fake!"

Xiaohuan got up and was about to throw himself into the lake again, Gu Xian pulled it back and shouted: "Can't you hear the counter-words?!" You are simply a stumbling block on the road of cultivating immortals!