Chapter 40: You're here to be funny, right?
"Sister Linlin, hahaha~ No...... I'm laughing to death, the scrap brother can't forge the body, it's funny, or I won't call him the scrap brother in the future, call him funny brother, hahaha~"
Yu Xiaoyu leaned forward and leaned back with a smile, and the whole person pounced on Lin Lin, her right hand tightly grasped her left arm, and her left hand was still firmly holding the snack bag.
"You're still laughing! Wait until your stomach hurts, see what you do!"
Lin Lin scolded while constantly patting her back with his right hand to slow down her reaction.
Although Wang Dangbing on the fighting platform didn't know why everyone suddenly laughed, he also knew that it was not a good thing, so he gave the master in the audience a look and asked him to quickly think of a countermeasure.
The master knocked the fan on his hand seven or eight times, then stuck the fan behind his neck, and suddenly shouted:
"Good!"
Everyone in the audience was attracted by this shout, and their heads turned around.
"This trick is wonderful for Ssangyong to go to sea. ”
The master shouted as he clenched his fists with both hands and punched forward, constantly giving Wang Dang a soldier a look.
Wang Dangbing was stunned for a moment, then reacted, shouted violently, and also made a move to go to sea with double dragons.
Huang Quan had just finished following Wang Dangbing to make the starting salute, when he saw the other party's fists coming, and he thought that the starting salute was not over, so he also shouted:
"Ssangyong goes to sea!"
A pair of fists went up.
"Smack!"
The four fists collided in pairs, Wang Dangbing only felt a strong force coming from the fists, and then his hands bent up, and then the center of gravity of the whole person was unstable, so he took a few steps back in a row, stumbled, and almost fell to the ground.
Looking at the two fists, they were all red and red, like boiled crabs.
"Quan Shao, you've already started to learn, why are you learning my moves! Remember to use your own moves, you can't use my moves. ”
Wang Dangbing grinned, secretly shook his hands behind his back, felt still hot and painful, and immediately understood that the other party's strength surpassed his own, but he surrendered and admitted defeat like this, and he was unwilling, so he had to talk about things and not let the other party use the same moves as himself.
"Oh, yes, but I haven't learned any tricks. ”
Huang Quan seemed to suddenly realize, and then he was at a loss, although he was a human being in two lives, but it was the first time to do such a thing on stage, no experience, watch TV, movies, novels and the like, after all, the sense of substitution is not so strong, and now he is immersive, where do I know how to do it.
"It's okay, you just hit your instincts. ”
Wang Dangbing was ecstatic in his heart, and he didn't know how to make a good move, so he could swim as far as he could, don't fight with him, and just put him down at the right time.
"Oh, thank you for your advice. ”
Huang Quan seriously bowed his hand to Wang Dangbing, thinking that he was instructing himself.
"Sweep through a thousand armies!"
The two fists were wasted, and they could only attack with their legs, only to see Wang Dangbing dodge up, and then squatted down, and swept his right leg towards Huangquan.
Huang Quan wanted to squat down and sweep away the thousands of troops, but when he thought of what Wang Dangbing had just said, he hurriedly jumped up, and then dodged.
Wang Dangbing succeeded in one move, and hurriedly followed with another move:
"Double Dragon Grab the Pearl!"
Of course, Wang Dangbing is just a false move, he is afraid of facing Huang Quan again, and now he only needs to defeat the other party and retreat, and his face will look good.
Huang Quan took a step back, dodging the fists that hit his eyes, he also thought that the rules of the martial arts competition in this world were to shout every time he made a move, otherwise he couldn't make a move, and now he was thinking hard about what moves could be used, this distraction was seized by Wang Dangbing and forced back with a move.
"Antelope hanging horns!"
"Lao Ji Fu Fang!"
"Tarzan is overwhelming!"
"White crane wings!"
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Hit the back, almost Wang Dangbing made a move, and Huang Quan took a step back. At the beginning, Wang Dangbing would also consider the applicability and coherence of the moves, but in the back, Wang Dangbing found that as long as he shouted the name of the move, Huang Quan took the initiative to retreat, so he simply chose some moves that were beautiful and elegant and could bluff people to fight.
"Haha~haha~ Sister Linlin, Brother Funny is so funny, you see he is like dancing, Wang Dangbing shouted, he twisted his buttocks, shouted, and twisted his buttocks. ”
Yu Xiaoyu in the audience couldn't laugh anymore, and threw herself directly into Lin Lin's arms, her body rising and falling, and she seemed to be working hard.
"Poof! It's a bit like that. ”
Lin Lin looked at it carefully, couldn't help laughing, and laughed.
Huang Quan was forced to retreat again and again, as if he was dancing disco in his previous life.
Douwutai looks very big, but after he retreats a few times in a row, he is almost on the edge, if he falls, it should be considered a loss, right?
Huang Quan's brows furrowed, how could he have imagined that the other party would have so many moves, especially some moves that were too different from what he shouted.
"Is this a move that you can shout casually?"
Huang Quan suddenly had such a thought, seeing that if he retreated again, he would go down to the fighting platform, except for the first time when he used a little force against Wang Dangbing, he didn't fight too hard, and when the time came, would the soldiers blame themselves for not working hard?
Thinking of this, Huang Quan felt that he could only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, so he tried to say it, and he drank violently:
"Look at the punch!"
"Divine Palm!"
When Wang Dangbing heard Huang Quan shouting, he subconsciously took a step back, but as soon as he heard that it was a fist, the move that came over was a divine palm, and he was stunned on the spot.
"Smack!"
was stunned for this kung fu, and was slapped in the face with a palm, and Wang Dangbing felt hot on his face at the moment.
"Thousand-armed Kannon!"
Huang Quan originally just tried it casually, but he didn't use all his strength, one move worked, and he was immediately overjoyed, shouting in his mouth, and then slapped it again.
Wang Dangbing ate a trench and grew wise, but he didn't want to think about it this time, so he immediately reflexively took a step back and said it.
"Borrow flowers and offer Buddha!"
"The Dharma is boundless!"
"The prodigal son of the border city!"
"Full of children and grandchildren!"
"Praying mantis catches cicadas!"
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The more Huang Quan shouted, the happier he became, and he actually played the idiom solitaire by himself, and drove Wang Dangbing back step by step.
"Haha~haha~ Sister Linlin, I can't do it! It's so funny, just after the funny brother danced, and now it's Wang Dangbing dancing, the two of them are dancing, hahaha-"
Yu Xiaoyu had just recovered from his recovery, and when he saw this scene on the stage, he laughed again, this time he didn't even miss the snack bag, which fell to the ground and scattered all over the ground.
"Hehe, what you said seems to make a lot of sense. But Brother Funny's strength doesn't seem to be as bad as you thought before. ”
The layman looks at the excitement, the insider looks at the doorway, although Huangquan's moves are fanciful, but the rumor brought by this fist can't be faked.