"Hey, what is this? The aroma wafted out of this jar before, and these two guys actually secretly hid here to eat alone...... "Senior Brother Jiu picked up the jar in front of Yang Sanyang and took a sip tentatively: "It tastes weird, but it is really comfortable to drink in the stomach, this thing is long and strong, and a stream of heat seems to be born in the body, which is really good." ”

"Really, I'll taste it......" Senior Brother Seventh followed and snatched the wine jar on the ground.

I have to say that Yang Sanyang's wine-making skills are good, and thousands of years of ointment have conquered everyone in the field with one face.

Wine is a good thing, but not too much. People who drink too much will go crazy, and monkeys who drink too much will make trouble in the heavenly palace, so what about monks who drink too much?

When a group of monks were drunkenly roaring in the Peach Blossom Valley, and Senior Brother Nine stripped off his clothes and stood on the top of the mountain singing loudly, constantly roaring and shaking the wonderful realm of the Lingtai, Yang Sanyang opened his eyes drunken and hazy, and he already sensed that something was not right.

It's really not quite right, who is running naked in the wind?

Who is standing on the top of the mountain, constantly howling wolves, and making the small animals in the mountains tremble?

"Hey, why are the eighteenth senior brothers and the seventeenth senior brothers entangled together without clothes?"

Who is that guy who keeps using his magical powers to bombard big rocks?

", who set the patriarch's Dao Palace on fire?" Yang Sanyang turned over and sat up drunkenly, and then saw the fire in the patriarch's palace, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and most of the wine woke up.

"These gangsters!"

The patriarch walked out of the backyard with a black face, and with a move of his palm, he extinguished the fire of the palace that burned like a dog's gnaw, and then a vine flew out of the mountain, crossed more than a dozen peaks with a snap of his fingers, and hung the unorthodox people from the trees.

"These guys are well-dressed beasts, and the wine is not good, I'm afraid that they will be implicated today!" Yang Sanyang looked at the senior brothers who were hanging under the big tree and kept swaying, his heart was shocked, and he hurriedly turned over and sat up, looking at the black-faced patriarch, he couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly saluted the patriarch who came over: "The disciple visits the patriarch, the disciple knows his mistake! The disciple admits punishment!"

The patriarch held back his words in his heart, but his eyes stared at Yang Sanyang fixedly, and after a while, he said, "Since you admit your mistakes, are you willing to be punished?"

"The disciple is willing to be punished, but this wine is not invited by the disciple to the senior brothers, the senior brothers are uninvited, and the disciples are helpless!" Yang Sanyang defended aggrievedly.

"Wine, is this wine?" the patriarch picked up a jar of wine on the ground, and then his eyes flowed out of the Dao Divine Light, revealing a thoughtful expression.

"Exactly, this is a boring game for disciples on weekdays, who knows that your senior brothers are like this...... So...... Bohemian and uninhibited...... "Looking at the body with white flowers, Yang Sanyang felt spicy.

"Punish you to do coolies in the mountains for 100,000 years, and in the future, the roads in the mountains will be cleaned and the temples will be repaired, all of which will be yours!"

"Disciple...... Disciple ......" Yang Sanyang looked at the patriarch pitifully.

"Hmm, do you have an opinion?" said the patriarch, in a long nasal voice.

"The disciple doesn't dare!The disciple is willing to be punished!" Yang Sanyang said with a wry smile.

Hearing this, the patriarch nodded: "Hang this group of criminals for three days as punishment." Three days later, I let them down. ”

The patriarch left, but Yang Sanyang sat on the ground with a sad face, looked at the mess, and touched the wine jar beside him distressedly: "This is thousands of years of anointed wine, it's so bad! ”

After finding some wood in the mountains, Yang Sanyang began to go to the Patriarch's Palace to repair the burned buildings.

A group of disciples woke up in the cold wind, recalling the picture of the patriarch's shot, and they were all shocked, and obediently hung on the tree and did not dare to come down.

After repairing the mountain palace, Yang Sanyang casually glanced at the senior brothers in the field, and then swept away the mess in the Peach Blossom Mountain with black lines on his face.

"Little junior brother, that thing tasted really good the day before yesterday, after drinking it, the whole person was fluttering, all the troubles were gone, and when the senior brother came out later, can you give me two altars?"

"Bah, the wine is so bad, you still want to drink it, there is no door!" Yang Sanyang looked at the expressions in everyone's eyes, and smiled coldly: "The ancestor punished me to do 100,000 years of hard labor, isn't it all because of you?

While speaking, the forbidden power in Yang Sanyang's hand circulated, and he sealed and concealed the wine hidden deep in the soil without a trace, so as not to be remembered by the senior brothers, and then picked up the broom and continued to clean the fallen leaves of Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.

The top of the mountain

backyard

There was a lotus leaf broad bean in front of the patriarch, holding a jade cup in his hand, taking a sip of broad beans and a sip of wine, the whole person was slightly drunk, so uncomfortable.

"Good thing! Good thing! No wonder the disciples are immersed in it, it is indeed a good thing!" the patriarch's eyes began to glow.

Beside him, Tong'er's face turned red: "Ancestor, this is a good thing, how about exempting that fruit from hard labor tomorrow and making wine for us?"

The patriarch shook his head: "I already know where the wine jar is buried, how can such a treasure be hidden from us? Of course, we can drink it as much as we want." ”

Yamashita

The time of three days has arrived, and the senior brothers went to the rope without shame, swaying back and forth in the wind, with a gleam in their eyes, and the seventh senior brother looked at the ninth senior brother: "You hurry up and put on your clothes, what kind of body will you become if you don't wear clothes in the mountains." ”

Senior Brother Jiu was unhappy when he heard this: "Heaven and earth are clothes, why are you peeping at me in my clothes?"

said so, but saw that Senior Brother Jiu's magical powers were displayed, put on his clothes, and then stomped his feet with a bright eye: "That little monkey is hiding the wine underground, Senior Brother Daoxing, you are the most proficient in earth escape, quickly take out a few jars for us to relieve our hunger." ”

Dao Xing's face hesitated when he heard this: "I'm afraid it's not good, I'm afraid that Senior Brother Dao Guo will fight hard with me." ”

"What's wrong, our senior brother supports you, there are no outsiders here, if you don't say it, I won't say it, who knows that you stole the wine?" The seventh senior brother instigated on the side: "Even if it is really discovered by Dao Guo, isn't it just a jar of wine? ”

"Are you really carrying it for me?" said Dao Xing's eyes.

"Really!" all the senior brothers nodded in unison, and the twelve senior brothers urged, "You hurry up and do it." ”

Dao Xing rubbed his hands when he heard this, and his body directly sank into the bluestone under his feet, and after a while, his brows furrowed, and he came out of the soil: "Why not? Could it be that we all drank it up the day before yesterday?"

"I'm afraid that's the case, how can there be so many such a mellow thing, it is estimated that we have drunk it all!" Senior Brother Seventh touched his chin.

"Alas, it seems that in the future, it is better to ask Senior Brother Daoguo to brew more fine wine!"

"That's it, that's it, there's too little wine made!" everyone was talking.

"Sure enough, as I expected, I was remembered by others, but fortunately, I used my magic power in advance and banned the wine altar, otherwise this traitor of Dao Xing would have to empty my family!" Looking at Dao Xing with a lost face, Yang Sanyang picked up the broom and walked over: "Senior brothers, you came to drink my wine uninvited, but it aroused the anger of the patriarch, and punished me for cleaning and repairing in the mountains for 100,000 years, this is a good holy realm of Daling Mountain, I want to clean it until the Year ......of the Monkey and the month of the horse?"

"Hey, this drink has too much stamina, my head is a little dizzy, I'm going back to retreat and do penance, we'll see you in the future!" Senior Brother Nine didn't wait for Yang Sanyang to finish speaking, his body staggered, and flew towards the mountains.

"Oh, my head hurts! No, no, I want to go back to the mountains to recuperate!"

"Yes, yes, why do I feel so dizzy?"

"Senior brother, senior brother's alcohol strength has not dissipated yet, let's talk again when we have time. ”

“......”

In the blink of an eye, all the monks walked away, but Yang Sanyang, who was angry, waved his broom: "A group of bastards, don't want to come to me to drink in the future, there is no door!"

Yang Sanyang sorted out the peach blossoms scattered in the mountains, and then looked at the more than a dozen empty wine jars, and couldn't help but feel painful: "This is my thousand-year-old brewing, and it's gone." Find a time to brew more and replenish the wine. ”

Thinking in his heart, Yang Sanyang stood up again and walked down the mountain slowly.

Yang Sanyang's eyes looked into the distance, slowly sweeping the fallen leaves in the mountain, and in a trance, he seemed to have returned to the holy realm when he first came to the holy realm, and he looked cautious and flattering others everywhere.

"Unconsciously, thousands of years have passed, and I have become an old monster!" Yang Sanyang sighed with emotion, gently cleaning up the fallen leaves under his feet, revealing a trace of memory.

Three months later

A very bell chime sounded, and I saw the streamers in the mountains flying, accompanied by the screams of the new disciples who had entered the mountain gate, Yang Sanyang's face turned a little dark. The senior brothers seem to be kind and amiable on weekdays, but they will not show mercy when they knock on the sticks with their black hands, and they see that one by one the disciples were knocked out and tied to the big tree, and their faces were still full of unwillingness, and they refused to disperse.

The patriarch preached, Yang Sanyang walked into the hall, and after waiting patiently, he saw that the senior brothers walked into the hall refreshed, but they were nowhere to be seen.

Yang Sanyang is a person who has come over, so he naturally knows that the newcomers are afraid that they will be sullen and will not be able to come.

"Hmph!" Daoyi walked into the lobby, passing by Yang Sanyang's seat, snorting coldly, his eyes showing a touch of disdain.

Yang Sanyang shook his head: "The villain has ambitions." ”

"The tail is about to rise to the sky! It's just the innate spiritual root sustenance of the law, that's your chance, but he is shy to show off here, and it is really shameless!" Dao Xing gritted his teeth with hatred.

Dao Yuan walked into the lobby, smiled at Yang Sanyang, and sat in the first seat.

Looking at the empty futon around him, for some reason, the cute cheeks of the little radish head suddenly broke into his eyes.

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