Chapter 321: Don't I want to lose face?
Call!~
The blizzard blew all night, and when the day was just dawning, the entire Shenlongjia forest area was covered by a layer of white snow.
And at the moment, it is still snowing heavily.
Not long after, Chen Ya squinted his eyes and came out of the tree hole, but he didn't sleep well, after all, he had to take care of the fire last night to avoid being extinguished by the wind and snow.
"Jiao, it's so cold!"
Chen Ya, who had just come out of the tree hole, felt a biting chill, and was full of excitement, and almost went back to the tree hole, but when he saw that the fire was still exuding residual heat, he couldn't help but approach quickly, which made him feel a lot better.
Only now, when he looked around, he saw snowflakes like goose feathers floating in the sky, and the whole land was covered in silver, even the trees were covered with snow.
Such a beautiful view, simply stunning.
However, Chen Ya was very helpless, beautiful is beautiful, but the key is that it is too cold! The current outdoor temperature must have reached zero degrees Celsius, and the blowing of wind and snow makes people feel extremely cold.
"It's the rhythm of being frozen into a dog!"
Chen Ya complained, and suddenly heard movement nearby, and couldn't help but quickly turn his head to look.
But the husky wolf stood up from a snow nest tremblingly, and then ran up quickly with his tail between his legs, and went directly into the tree hole.
Whining!~
Immediately after, the husky made a comfortable sound, apparently taking over someone's sleeping place.
"You dog, you're really a needle. ”
Chen Ya couldn't cry or laugh, took out a pair of leather boots that had been prepared a long time ago from the back basket, and after putting them on his feet, he was really comfortable.
Although it is cold now, Chen Ya is white every time he breathes, but as long as he gradually adapts to the temperature, he can bear it, after all, he can also wear two sets of clothes.
After adding some dry firewood to the fire, Chen Ya walked out of the area covered by the big tree, and then braved the cold wind, stepping on the snow under his feet~zi~, and came to the snow not far away.
"Well, that's it. ”
After speaking, Chen Ya squatted down and began to ...... Pull Soar.
At the same time, he also took out his mobile phone, remotely controlled the drone, and quickly flew to the area where the poachers were located, and began to conduct high-altitude reconnaissance.
"System, start the live broadcast. ”
Soon, today's live broadcast began, and with the influx of a large number of netizens, various barrages also appeared quickly.
"Angry God Butcher: Dragon Chair?"
"Fool around: Hahaha, the first barrage on the fifth day!"
"Duoduo: Good morning, Brother Ya, hey, it's snowing?"
"Iron Warriors: Wow~~~ This is the first snow of the year!"
"Da Luo Jinxian S: (Happy) Came earlier than ever"
"Invincible Emperor Plus One: The Second Car Docked on the Eighth Floor"
......
In addition to the daily barrage of grabbing dragon chairs, as the drone quickly flew to the target location, netizens in the live broadcast room also found the beautiful snow scene around.
In an instant, they were all excited, but many netizens also raised questions.
"Niu Du: What about the anchor? I heard that in this live broadcast room, you can see the South China Tiger?"
"Blank ling@ Niudu: Don't worry, you'll see the poachers later." ”
"Hanging in the sky lightly: That, what is Brother Ya doing?"
......
Obviously, the news about the 'South China Tiger' has spread quickly on the Internet, so many netizens have been attracted to the live broadcast room.
And now, because the drone is going to carry out reconnaissance missions, early in the morning, netizens can't see what Chen Ya is doing.
"I'm ...... Well. ”
Chen Ya, who was squatting in the snow, was attracted by the picture in the mobile phone before he finished speaking.
At this moment, the drone had just arrived over the target location, but it was seen that Wu Jun and others had also gotten up very early, and now the three members of the Tiger Hunting Regiment had changed into thick military coats.
Zhang Xiaoer was wearing a woolen cotton jacket, even if he was a hostage of the scientific expedition team, he had changed into a down jacket, and only his hands were tied with ropes.
"People are more angry than people!"
Chen Ya said helplessly, very envious of the clothes on these people.
At this moment, Wu Jun was standing in front and spoke:
"Today, everyone must rush to the Savage Valley, don't think about tricks, wait for breakfast, and set off immediately!"
After speaking, Wu Jun looked at the scientific expedition team and said in a cold voice:
"If you want to or pee now, go to the neighborhood to solve it, otherwise you will have to hold it when you set off!"
Immediately afterwards, Wu Jun asked the mountain artillery to take the hostages and go to the vicinity of the camp to solve the feces and urine, and at the same time turned to Zhang Xiaoer and said:
"Little Er, you go and keep an eye on it. ”
Except for Liu Yue, the glasses girl, the two old professors, and the injured Captain Jiang, who had no intention of excreting, the other nine hostages were all led by the mountain artillery and walked out of the camp.
Zhang Xiaoer took a sand troll and followed behind to prevent anyone from escaping.
Chen Ya didn't care much about this, his eyes scanned the items in the camp, and found that the poachers had many things, in addition to shotguns and traps, he found another weapon according to the outline of several large bags.
"Looking at the outline, it looks like a crossbow. ”
Chen Ya was a little surprised, but he didn't expect the poachers to be very well prepared, after all, the snowstorms continued, and in the Shennongjia forest area, there are ravines and valleys in many places, and once the shot is fired, it is very easy to produce avalanches.
So, even if they can't use firearms, as long as they have a bow and crossbow in hand, these poachers can hunt.
But at this time, there was a dispute between the excretion team on the side of the mountain artillery.
It turned out that when the nine hostages of the scientific expedition team were all in the snow near the camp, after squatting down and pulling the flight, the mountain artillery also took off their pants.
Obviously, he was going to too, but Zhang Xiaoer stood in front of everyone with a big thorn, staring with wide eyes.
This made the mountain cannon a little annoyed, and he couldn't help but ask loudly:
"Is there or?
Before Zhang Xiaoer could answer, the mountain cannon immediately changed his face and said:
"Don't stand here and watch, there's no rolling calves!"
Zhang Xiaoer said speechlessly:
"Brother Pao, it was Brother Jun who asked me to keep an eye on them. ”
"I'm staring, get out of here!"
Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoer could only retreat a short distance, but as a result, the mountain artillery raised his shotgun and pulled the trigger directly into the sky.
Bang!!!!
The loud gunshots immediately shook the snow on the surrounding trees, and the brushes fell, but fortunately, there were no big mountains nearby, otherwise it would have caused an avalanche.
However, this shot also frightened all the nine hostages of the expedition team! However, the shotgun only shot into the sky, and there were no casualties.
Immediately afterwards, I saw the mountain cannon scolding:
"Can you get away? You're here, I can't pull it out!"
Burst!~~
When Chen Ya saw this scene, he immediately burst out laughing, and couldn't help laughing:
"Pulling, and shooting a shot, it's the first time I've seen it in my life. ”
And at this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room, all laughing people turned their backs, but they didn't expect this mountain cannon to be so funny.
"You mountain cannon!"
Zhang Xiaoer scolded secretly and could only retreat farther away, but Wu Jun, who was staying in the camp, was alarmed by the sound of gunfire and immediately let the hook go to check the situation.
......
At this moment, Shen Zhi, who was squatting on the ground, was already frightened by the gunshots, and he couldn't pull out Xiang at all, so he could only ask cautiously to the mountain cannon:
"Cannon...... Brother Pao, did you bring any paper?"
The mountain cannon lit a cigarette, and when he heard Shen Zhi's words, he couldn't help but pick up a branch from the snow, and then said:
"There's no paper, I can pick it with this!"
Shen Zhi was speechless, and then said with a sad face:
"I'll ask the others anyway. ”
But as soon as he asked, he didn't bring any paper, and when the mountain cannon saw this, he immediately pouted and said:
"You intellectuals, it's trouble!"
After speaking, the mountain cannon looked at Zhang Xiaoer in the distance and shouted:
"Tell Brother Jun, bring some paper!"
When Zhang Xiaoer heard this, he immediately ran to the camp, but encountered a hook halfway, and the latter grabbed him and asked:
"Who fired the gun just now?"
There was no way, Zhang Xiaoer could only explain, and by the way, the mountain artillery also asked Brother Jun to send some paper over, and after listening to it, the hook couldn't help but nod and said:
"You keep staring, I'll go back and tell Brother Jun. ”
......
When the hook returned to the camp, Wu Jun listened to the former's speech and immediately scolded:
"Mountain artillery, what kind of gun do you have to shoot?"
After speaking, Wu Jun got into the tent, walked out with a roll of paper, and then said to the hook:
"You keep watch over them. ”
Immediately afterwards, Wu Jun left the camp and went to deliver ...... to the mountain artillery
"Cao Nima, I'm going to send them paper?"
After reacting, Wu Jun immediately became angry, after all, as the boss, he actually wanted to send paper to the younger brother and the hostages, which was simply stupid!
Don't I want to lose face?
But they had already come out, Wu Jun could only grit his teeth and quickly rushed to the team of the mountain artillery, and then threw the rolling paper over, and scolded angrily:
"Mountain cannon, you damn it, don't you bring paper for?"
......
"Hahaha, no more!"
At this moment, Chen Ya, who was observing through the drone, was already laughing crazy! I really didn't expect that this mountain cannon was so superb, and that military brother had such subordinates, which was simply a blessing from eight lifetimes of cultivation.
And the netizens in the live broadcast room also leaned forward and backward with laughter, and they almost rolled on the ground.
But at this time, Chen Ya also finished pulling Xiang, and suddenly thought of a question.
Seem...... Don't have paper yourself?
Chen Ya's face turned dark, and now the ground was covered with snow, and there were no plants that could wipe his buttocks, only a few small branches.
Picking with a twig?
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[PS: First update, this chapter is a bit humorous, but soon, it will get to the point.] 】