Chapter 27 - The Rabbit's Helplessness
"Oops... Hurt... Hurt... Tu Shan old fox, your Yinxuan girl has been an adult for more than a thousand years, and she hasn't married yet, don't you think she's an old girl?" Tianzun held Tu Shan's hand and pulled his beard, afraid that he would pull off his beard with too much force.
"Tianzun old man, you said that Yinxuan is still a girl, how can a girl be an old girl? Besides, hmph, my Yinxuan will always be a little girl in my eyes. "There's no way, Tu Shan Shenzun is an old urchin who protects his shortcomings.
"Oops...... Tu Shan old fox, Yin Xuan is not an old girl, you put your hand away, it hurts. ”
"Hmph, don't let it go, don't let it go, don't let it go. Tu Shan Shenzun was angry like a child.
Seeing the opportunity, Tianzun hurriedly grabbed Tu Shan Shenzun's beard.
"Oh, old man Tianzun, you dare to pull my beard. ”
"You've pulled my beard, why can't I pull your beard?" Hmph, I not only have to pull but also pull!" Tianzun finished speaking, and pulled Tushan Shenzun's beard.
"Oh, it hurts me, you pull me too. Tu Shan Divine Venerable pulled Tianzun's beard again.
If you pull it, I will pull it, you pull it, I will pull it......
Next to the mirror of the landscape in the divine realm, I saw two white-bearded old men pulling each other's beards, and they were all sighing... Oops, it can't stop screaming.
If Yin Xuan was in Tu Mountain at the moment, and saw Tu Shan Divine Venerable and Tianzun pulling their beards and fighting here, it was estimated that he would cross his waist and laugh until he was angry.
It's just that Yin Xuan at this moment is very anxious, Jin Yang hasn't come back yet, it's raining so hard outside, it's getting late, she is so worried about him.
Mortal Realm Yinxuan was worried about Jin Yang, and the Divine Realm Tushan Divine Venerable and Tianzun pulled their beards and scuffled together.
"Tu Shan old fox, you say, how do you let go?" Tianzun was defeated first.
"Change the last sentence of your slippery mouth, and I'll let it go. ”
"Okay, okay, okay, I'll change it if you let it go. ”
"No, I'll put it back when it's changed. ”
"Okay, okay, I'll change it now. ”
The pear blossoms in the courtyard of the bamboo building are blooming, and the spring breeze blows the flowers all over the sky.
It's another spring rain, and the spring thunder is all born,
Spring breeze, spring rain, spring thunder, and the girl in the building is pregnant with spring.
Pregnant with spring, pregnant with spring, the thousand-year-old iron tree bloomed,
A thousand-year-old girl, she found Lang!
Tianzun changed his mouth smoothly, and Tushan Shenzun was very satisfied, "Old man Tianzun, I count 1, 2, 3, and you will let go when you count to 3." ”
When Tu Shan Shenzun counted to 3, Tianzun obediently let go, but Tu Shan Shenzun didn't let go, he smiled at Tianzun with a grin, and pulled Tianzun's beard again before letting go.
Tianzun is helpless, this Tushan old fox is just a splash, playing a scoundrel, he is really not his opponent, Tianzun glanced at Tushan Shenzun, "Tushan old fox, it seems that only Yinxuan has a way to control you." ”
"Tianzun is angry, Tianzun is angry, your little eyes can't hurt a single hair of my hair, why should you, you know that I love my disciples, love my disciples, quickly change your cold eyes, look at me with a pair of enthusiastic eyes, I have good things here!"
Tu Shan Shenzun proudly showed off the strange truffle cake in his hand like a child.
Tianzun looked at the strange truffle cake, his eyes were straight, and he stared at the cake like a child, if you dare not give it to me, I will be able to fight with you.
Tu Shan Shenzun gave Tianzun a piece of pastry, and Tianzun took a bite and spit it out, "This is not made by Yinxuan." ”
Oops, distressed, distressed!
You must know that this strange truffle cake is a successful product that Tushan Shenzun has failed many times and finally obtained.
Tu Shan Shenzun looked at the pastries spit out by Tianzun with pity in his eyes, and said with tears in his eyes: "You old guy doesn't cherish the fruits of other people's labor at all, Yinxuan went down to earth to find ice this time, and he went down to earth before the truffle ripening season, people know that you are good for this bite, so they make pastries according to the steps and recipes of Yinxuan to make pastries and wait for you, you will vomit after you take a bite, my heart, so heartache!"
In fact, the truffle cake that Tianzun ate was indeed not very delicious, but the strange taste was not easy to concoct, Tu Shan Shenzun adjusted the taste he liked a little more according to his own preferences, and it broke the balance of strange tastes, Tianzun was used to eating the strange truffle cake that Yinxuan prepared just right, so he naturally felt that the cake made by Shenzun was very delicious, so he spit it out, and when he heard Tushan Shenzun say this, Tianzun was still full of guilt, after all, he made it for him.
"Tushan old fox, don't scream, I'll eat the rest of the pastries in my hand. Tianzun ate the remaining pastries in his hand after a few bites.
"Old man Tianzun, one of the things I regret the most now is that I forgot to let Yinxuan wait until the truffle season is ripe and finish making the strange truffle cake before going down to earth. ”
"Who's to say it isn't. Tianzun also looked remorseful
The two white-bearded old men began to miss Yinxuan's strange truffle cake.
Like them, there are two people who haven't eaten the strange truffle cake made by Yin Xuan himself this year, these two people are looking forward to the stars and the moon this year, and they haven't waited for the strange truffle cake sent by Bai He after seeing through the autumn water, these two people are none other than Yuchen and Aotian.
The saddest is the son of the god of war Aotian, on the day of the tribulation, when the thunder tribulation came, he happened to see a white crane flying over, he thought that his strange taste truffle cake arrived, and he was distracted by the thunder tribulation, and was split to Wushan by the thunder tribulation, and the failure of the tribulation reduced his five hundred years of practice.
Aotian is the unlucky guy that Jin Yang said in his mouth, Aotian who was scorched by the thunder robbery, fell to Wushan, Wushan goddess has already secretly promised Aotian, originally she thought that Aotian fell into Wushan, it was a great opportunity for God to take care of Aotian.
That knows, her pure-hearted Wushan Divine Master sent Aotian back to the God of War Mansion on the same day, cutting off the goddess's thoughts, leaving the goddess to be depressed and unhappy all day long in Wushan.
So many things happened in the god world because of Yinxuan's strange taste truffle cake, and Yinxuan in the human world didn't know that she was too sleepy, so she fell asleep at the head of the bed in the side room.
Jin Yang, who practiced swords in the waterfall in the back mountain all night, rushed back to the Yizhu Building with the morning dew, he opened the door of the side room and saw Yin Xuan lying on the side of the bed asleep, he didn't care about taking the hare in his hand to the stove room, he threw down the hare and went to get the quilt for Yin Xuan.
A girl like Yinxuan, who has never tasted the taste of sorrow, usually sleeps very sweetly, and sleeps very hard, especially when she insisted on sitting here for a long time last night, and the two eyelids fought badly, so she was conquered by drowsiness and fell asleep on the edge of the bed.
Jin Yang put a quilt on Yin Xuan and did not wake Yin Xuan.
Jin Yang looked at the sleeping Yin Xuan, a little warm, why does this girl not know how to value herself so much, what if she catches a cold? Then Jin Yang's warm anger was replaced by a sweet happiness, this girl has been here all night, is she waiting for me, is she worried about me......?
Thinking of this, warming his heart, Jin Yang's face showed a rare tenderness, he gently picked up Yin Xuan, who was lying on the side of the bed, and carried Yin Xuan to the bed.
Jin Yang's force was very light, he was afraid that he would get the surname Yin Xuan, maybe because he was suddenly picked up, and the human brain felt weightless, Yin Xuan woke up at the moment when Jin Yang put Yin Xuan on the bed.
Yin Xuan glanced at Jin Yang and asked sleepily, "Jin Yang, are you back?"
"Well, I'm back, you can sleep again. ”
"I'll be relieved when you come back, then I'll sleep again. Yin Xuan leaned to the side of the bed, curled up and fell asleep again, she was like a child who had been dozing and busy, and the short awakening did not affect her continued sleep.
The small bed in the side room is very small, and Yin Xuan's body is also very small, and there is still a blank seat on the bed that is curled, and that blank space can be used for Jin Yang to lean sideways and sleep next to Yin Xuan.
Jin Yang looked at the blank, smiled bitterly, gave up the idea of sleeping with Yinxuan, picked up the hare he had just dropped on the ground, and gently closed the door of the side room and went to the stove room.
When he arrived at the stove room, Jin Yang couldn't help but vent his belly of yin fire on the rabbit.
The rabbit Jin Yang just knocked it out, but did not kill it, the rabbit is now tied by Jin Yang's limbs and placed on the table of the Eight Immortals, trembling helplessly listening to Jin Yang's belly full of commotion.
"Stinky girl, do you know that if you lie on my bed, leaving that small empty seat, it will make me think about it, in case I commit a crime, who will bear this responsibility?
You say you, you all climbed into my bed, and slept like a pig, what kind of heart do you have, do you want me to sin, or do you not want me to sin?"
Jin Yang couldn't help but knock on the rabbit's head, the rabbit shrank his head and said that he was very innocent, this rabbit was not enlightened and was an ordinary hare, only trembling, if this rabbit opened his mind and saw that the stupid man in front of him was stupid here, it is estimated that he will go back directly, and it is estimated that he will fall in love with the stupid man in front of him.
Jin Yang is a little silly today, his well-defined facial features like knives are already too hard, but because of this stupidity, he has softened a lot, and he looks even more charming!
The rabbit was still shivering, Jin Yang went to pat the rabbit's head again, "What are you shaking? If I don't eat you today, I will go to the village to sell you later, and come back for some money, I have to buy some dowry for my future daughter-in-law." ”
Jin Yang lifted the rabbit up again, and he touched the rabbit's belly, "Well, you are a mother, and you are not pregnant, so it's no problem to sell you or eat you."
Little rabbit, you said that you and my Yinxuan are both mothers, why are you so small, shaking, shaking, shaking, and now they are still shaking, you look at my Yinxuan is obviously a little female milk cat, and she has to pretend to be a tigress, such a woman is cute. ”
"Jin Yang, what did you say to the rabbit early in the morning?" Yin Xuan had already walked into the stove room.
Jin Yang's heart pounded, and he was afraid that Yin Xuan had overheard something, but his face, like wearing a mask, couldn't see any expression and said to Yin Xuan: "Girl, shouldn't you knock on the door and come in again, it's rude to eavesdrop on others, you know?"
"I didn't eavesdrop, my tigress is listening to it brightly, let's say, where did you go last night" Yin Xuan walked to the table, crossed his waist and looked like a teacher asking for guilt, looking at Jin Yang, who was sitting at the table of the Eight Immortals, carrying a rabbit.