Before dawn, Qiao Guang had already gotten up and packed his things, and the few bags on his back were ready to go. The fat cat didn't sleep well last night, suffering from Qiao Guang's natural torture, and now he was sleeping in the quilt, Qiao Guang stared at it, and suddenly laughed.

One person and one knife in the grass hut, one cat and one bed snoring. made Qiao Guang feel an inexplicable sense of joy.

"It's wonderful. Qiao Guang shook his head and said.

Qiao Guang pushed open the door and was stunned, the lights are bright tonight?

It's not right, why is there still a sea of people?

The temperature difference between day and night in Shiitake Village is very large, and I forgot when I learned geography Anyway, I remember this sentence, the village chief led everyone to shiver at the door of Qiaoguang, and kept warm, and I had been planning for a long time, but I had waited for a long time...... Qiao Guang finally came out, Hu Dazhui yawned, just as Qiao Guang came out, he quickly pushed the village chief who was already snoring next to him with his elbow, the village chief woke up in a daze, looked at Qiao Guang's shocked face, suddenly came to his senses, moistened his throat, and shouted sharply: "Fathers and fellow villagers! Wake up!

Everyone was awakened by this sharp voice, and thought that it was a rooster crowing, and since then the nickname of the village chief "Hu Rooster" has laid the foundation.

Qiao Guang hurriedly said: "Grandpa Hu, Grandpa Hu, we haven't gone to the exam yet, why are you saying that you are the champion so quickly? Low-key, low-key, although I know that the plot will be arranged like this, don't spoil it so early!"

Grandpa Hu was stunned for a moment, originally thought that Qiao Guang would be modest and modest, and then his face was full of joy, thinking that his son-in-law was really different and had a personality!

The fathers and villagers beat gongs and drums to see off Qiao Guang, Qiao Guang has only been here for a year, the village is not big or small, and there are many villagers in it Qiao Guang looks a little raw, although he will often meet in the market on weekdays, but everyone simply said hello and did not ask their names, so many of the villagers who saw him off Qiao Guang could not be named.

"Xiaoguang, I am Hu Fugui, who sells vegetables, I heard that you are leaving, I dug up some vegetables from the vegetable garden at home and brought them to you, so you can't often eat the local vegetables at home over there. ”

"Xiaoguang, I'm from the weaving workshop over there, you don't know when you will come back, I thought that the difference between the climate in the capital and ours is still quite big, so I helped you make a few clothes and boots according to your size, don't catch a cold when it's cold." ”

"Xiaoguang, I am sharpening knives, thinking that I can bring you a kitchen knife, which can ward off evil spirits and defend yourself. ”

"Xiaoguang, I'm the ...... of the rouge shop at the head of the village"

......

The villagers have prepared more or less gifts, Qiao Guang's eyes are gradually wet, he has not been in Shiitake Village for a long time, but the villagers have a deep memory of his kindness to him, this is his hometown in this world. Qiao Guang gratefully accepted some gifts, such as those clothes and a few pairs of shoes, as well as rouge, maybe he could please a daughter-in-law, and also declined the kindness of some villagers, such as the one who sent a kitchen knife to ward off evil spirits and the one who sold aphrodisiacs, as for why he rejected the latter, it was not because Qiao Guang was righteous and awe-inspiring, although he showed a decent and gentlemanly appearance when he refused, but in fact, he himself hid a lot of Dan recipes about this aspect, and the effect was much better than those earthworks, and I still need you to send it to me?

Qiao Guang was almost empty-handed, but now he is full of things, and Grandpa Hu is also sad, what can I do? I can't travel thousands of miles with so many things, right? Qiao Guang told him not to worry, he has his own way to solve it, Grandpa Hu has a trust in Qiao Guang, Qiao Guang said that there is no problem, that is, it is really no problem, and he no longer worries about this matter.

Qiao Guang hugged his fist to the old folks, and said loudly: "Fathers and fellow villagers, although I Qiao has not been in the village for a long time, I have been taken care of a lot by everyone in this more than a year, and I feel everyone's care and love for me, this time I am forced to leave, the great court has tried, I want to go to Beijing to catch the exam, thanks to everyone's concern, I Qiao Guang dare not guarantee anything else, but a good result please put 10,000 hearts, wait for me to become famous, and then return to my hometown, and celebrate with the villagers!"

"Good!" burst into applause from the crowd.

The village chief stood up and said, "Xiaoguang, the time has come, let's get on the road." ”

Qiao Guang's eyes widened.

The village snorted and said embarrassedly: "Look at my uneducated old rascal, I want to say that the time is not early, and I think that it is actually quite early before dawn, and I want to say that the time is almost up, but the two of them mixed together and let you go on the road, I am really ignorant." Alas, Xiaoguang, you go, take care!"

"Take care!" shouted the villagers.

Qiao Guang tiptoed, he didn't see the Xixi girl in the crowd, she must still be in her dreams, one of the most miserable things in life is the first and last side.

Qiao Guang was no longer obsessed, clenched his fists again, and said, "Take care, everyone!

Qiao Guang turned around and left, from the end of the village to the head of the village, from excitement to loneliness, from the beginning of the strength to the current arms sore, the accompanying villagers finally dispersed. Qiao Guang saw that there was finally no one to follow him, so he quickly hid behind something casually, and said to himself: "Oops, finally no one, tired baby, so much luggage." ”

With a "whoosh", the large bags and small bags sent by the villagers disappeared, and Qiao Guang turned into a ranger with a knife empty-handed again.

Qiao Guang patted the dantian and said with a smile: "It's still easy to use, how chic it is." Suddenly I wanted to pee, but this place was a little far away from the public toilet in the village, and I didn't bother to run back, Qiao Guang looked left and right to make sure that there was no one around, besides, it was so early in the morning, who could be hanging around in this place?

Because I just met you, it's beautiful to leave footprints~

Qiao Guang faced a big stone, unbuttoned his trouser belt, and then there was the sound of running water, Qiao Guang closed his eyes and hummed a small tune in enjoyment, thinking: In ancient times, there was a Monkey King peeing at the foot of Rulai Wuzhi Mountain, and now there is a Beijing overlord at the head of Shiitake Village, and it is also considered to be a face-to-face with Monkey King, Brother Monkey bless me with a safe trip!

After urinating, Qiao Guang shook vigorously a few times, pulled on his pants with satisfaction, smiled, raised his head, and his eyes were stagnant.

A young girl, lying on top of a stone, her cheeks flushed, watched this scene curiously.

Qiao Guang's first reaction was, ah, Xixi! Why is she here?

The second reaction was, has she been hiding from this?

The third reaction is that the whole process of peeing has been watched?!

"Ah!!!" Qiao Guang let out a heart-rending scream, and the birds that were still sleeping in the trees were awakened by a few and quickly flew out to catch insects.

"Ah!!!h

Qiao Guang and Xixi fell silent at the same time.

"You ......" Qiao Guang and Xixi said at the same time.

"Lady first, you say it first!" Qiao Guang felt himself a little broken.

"Did something big happen?" asked Sissy, blinking her eyes wide.

Qiao Guang was overjoyed, could it be that she had just arrived and hadn't seen anything? and asked, "When did you arrive?" and did you see any pictures that were inappropriate for children?"

Xixi nodded shyly and said, "I arrived a long time ago, and I saw your luggage suddenly disappearing, and I saw you peeing here." As if he was afraid that Qiao Guang would be embarrassed, Xixi waved his hand and said hurriedly: "But don't worry, I won't say it." ”

Qiao Guang felt that he was petrified and on the verge of collapse.

Xixi glanced at Qiao Guang shyly and lowered her head, her voice was as thin as a mosquito, and she said to herself, "It turns out that it looks like this." ”

Qiao Guang felt that he had completely collapsed, and the petrified statue was struck by lightning and torn apart.

Qiao Guang sighed, picked up the wine jug, took a deep sip of emotion, took a sip of turbid wine, and asked, "What are you doing here?"

Xixi said as a matter of course: "Of course I will go to the end of the world with you!"

"What?!"