Outside the window, it was raining heavily, and the rain fell on the roof, and after a brief gathering, several lines of water flowed down from the eaves.

In the house, Guo Xiaodao was lying unconscious on the bed, and there was a square table moved in from the main hall next to the bed, and Lao Guo, the shopkeeper and Bai Xiaosheng sat around the table.

The table was empty, there was only a wine jug and a small wine glass, Lao Guo was sullen and drank the inferior wine brewed in the village without taking a sip, Bai Xiaosheng licked his chapped lips and shook his water purifier to try to speed up the speed of rainwater filtration, while the shopkeeper counted the copper coins on the table one by one with one finger: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, eh, one is missing." One finger Zen put the big money in two rows and there was still a piece missing, and the shopkeeper raised his head with a smile: "Brother Guo, you are not kind." ”

Long before Guo Xiaodao took the shopkeeper and Bai Xiaosheng into the house, Lao Guo secretly reached an agreement with the shopkeeper, so that the shopkeeper's move scared and scared Guo Xiaodao, who wanted to go to the rivers and lakes all day long, not to scare him so that he would not go out of the house, but also to leave a shadow in Guo Xiaodao's heart, and he could have more eyes in the future, and the price of this business was ten big bucks.

Lao Guo took a sip of the inferior wine in the cup and burped: "That's all, it's gone." As if playing a trick, he took out a wine glass and poured a glass of wine on the table, and the index finger flicked out after the wine was not in the glass, and the wine glass full of inferior wine slid to the front of the shopkeeper on the rough tabletop, just filling the vacancy of the tenth copper coin, and the contents of the cup rolled into a small whirlpool in the cup and continued to circle, and the wine did not spill a drop, which shows that its control of the power is not bad.

Lao Guo, who made this move, didn't care, and didn't raise his head and said, "Let's just take a moment." ”

"Your tone doesn't look like a bargain. The shopkeeper raised the wine glass to his lips, raised his head and drank it all, and then smashed his mouth: "At least another glass." ”

Lao Guo was stunned when he heard this, but when he raised his head, he saw a good old man who was kind and wealthy, for some reason his mood suddenly brightened, Lao Guo opened his mouth and laughed, and then threw the entire wine jug in his hand, and turned over the empty hand, and a pot of wine was held in his hand to the shopkeeper's void levelly: "Drink! There is nothing else at home, and the wine pipe is enough!"

The rainstorm outside the house doesn't seem to stop, the lightning and thunder in the sky are one after another, and the shopkeeper in the house is drinking with Lao Guo, you and I drink a cup of non-stop, the two sit opposite each other but don't say a word, every time there is no wine, Lao Guo will turn over like a trick and put a wine jug full of bad wine on the table, and it won't take long for the house to be shrouded in the pungent smell of inferior wine, and Bai Xiaosheng is still there fiddling with his water purifier - the bamboo tube under the water purifier is almost full.

Smelling the smell of inferior wine, Bai Xiaosheng frowned, he is not the kind of person who hates the smell of alcohol, on the contrary, Bai Xiaosheng loves to drink.

There is an old saying that if you spit out the truth after drinking, a lot of information from the reporter is inquired from places such as taverns and inns, and the way to inquire is naturally indispensable to wine, often a few jars of good wine go down to whatever kind of hero you are also confused under the hands of the reporter and obediently be tricked, so the first thing Bai Xiaosheng learned as a reporter was not words, nor deception, let alone disguise techniques, but drinking.

Bai Xiaosheng was fed with wine with chopsticks by his father every once in a while since he was able to walk, claiming that the amount of exercise alcohol started from the baby. Bai Xiaosheng has never lacked wine in Baijia Village since he was a child, and Bai Xiaosheng doesn't know what is hanging on the waist of children in other villages in his childhood, but it is nothing more than things like rattles, slingshots or wooden swords, and Bai Xiaosheng's waist is a wine gourd, and he holds the gourd mouth and licks it when he has nothing to do, I don't know if it is talented, Bai Xiaosheng drinks the same as drinking boiled water, since Bai Xiaosheng was ten years old, no one in the village dares to drink with Bai Xiaosheng anymore.

With the amount of alcohol, Bai Xiaosheng began to pay attention to quality, and being able to drink on the rivers and lakes does not mean that he can drink.

If someone throws you a pot of wine on the rivers and lakes, if you can't say a reason after drinking, it will definitely be laughed at, if you are unlucky, maybe the other party will think that you look down on him and form a beam in your heart, if you are lucky, you will meet a master and be taught a trick and a half is enough to be used for life, and the luck is better to drink a bad drunk and the master to get a different surname to worship the brother from now on to live the life of pulling the tiger skin to pull the banner is not impossible, one of the famous examples is the famous world God of wealth Ning Tongshen - 's son-in-law Xiao Baili.

When Xiao Baili was a fledgling, his martial arts were mediocre and he couldn't do anything, but he could drink, I have to say that this Xiao Baili was also a talent, Xiao Baili, who knew that his martial arts qualifications were mediocre, gave full play to his talent for drinking, and devoted himself to studying the drinking posture, how to look handsome when drinking, how to look heroic when drinking, how to look melancholy and sad when drinking can attract little girls, Xiao Baili, who has a good skin condition, relies on his special drinking posture to attract visitors to the rivers and lakes, and has met a large number of heroes and even scattered people, and has formed a lot of good fate, there is even an old man in the rivers and lakes who is not very good at drinking, and he gave Xiao Baili an Open Heaven Creation Pill under the rise of drunkenness, and spent his qi and blood skills to push Xiao Baili's strength from the third-rate to the second-rate overnight.

One day, Xiao Baili repeated his old tricks again, attracting a personable man surnamed Lin in white, and the two talked about wine until dawn.

Since someone paid the bill, Xiao Baili was not polite, so Xiao Baili took the son surnamed Lin to visit all the nearby shops with high consumption grades, and even swept away all the century-old wine in a century-old store that was unsalable due to high prices overnight, creating the highest consumption record in the store's history in the past 100 years, which made the old shopkeeper so excited that he was sent to a nearby hospital for emergency treatment that night.

Xiao Baili and the son surnamed Lin between the two of them to change the cup, you come and go, and soon become a confidant and friend who has nothing to say, but the banquet in the world is endless, when the sky is slightly bright, Lin Gongzi woke up like a dream, claiming that there was something at home to say goodbye on the spot, and when parting, Xiao Baili was drunk and said to Lin Gongzi: "If you are not a man, I Xiao someone in this life must not marry you." Lin Gongzi, who heard this, was greatly moved, and gave Xiao Baili a piece of warm jade and jade as a token of friendship between the two.

To tell the truth, this kind of token Xiao Baili's house has been hung with walls, so he didn't care too much, after all, the rivers and lakes are as big as the vast ocean, you and I are just krill, the probability of meeting again is very small, Xiao Baili pinned the warm jade jade pendant to his waist and went home and fell asleep. As a result, Xiao Baili, who had a hangover the next day, was put on a shirt before he got up, half invited and half sedan chair was sent to the eight-lift sedan chair, all the way to the God of Wealth Mansion, and when he got off the sedan chair in a daze, he entered the house and saw the main owner, only to know that the Lin brothers who hooked up with him yesterday and drank and talked happily turned out to be the pearl of Ning Tongshen, the God of Wealth today, Ning Xiru!

When everyone thought that Xiao Baili would be questioned by Xingshi and even killed, the next day the God of Wealth Mansion suddenly issued an announcement to summon Xiao Baili as his son-in-law.

It turns out that Ning Xiru, as the pearl of the world's god of wealth, is obviously a daughter, but she has a strange problem, that is, she is addicted to alcohol, and she is not a good wine. Ning Xiru once let go of the words, if anyone can convince her in drinking, she will marry whomever she wants. Ning Xiru's flower and moon appearance are full of beauty, but this threshold has stopped many young talents, and finally there are all the way to Ning Xiru, but after only three hours of getting along, he was poured into a puddle of drunken mud and thrown out of the God of Wealth's mansion.

Ning Xiru, who was bored at home, disguised herself as a man and went out to relax, and happened to meet Xiao Baili, who was seductive in drinking posture, and on the night when Ning Xiru was completely obsessed with Xiao Baili, who specialized in drinking culture, after returning home, she claimed that she would not marry Xiao Baili, and Ning Tong was also shocked after ordering people to investigate this person, because the background behind this person was intertwined, and the martial arts famous faction, the evil sect of the rivers and lakes, and the scattered people in the deep mountains and wild roads, The inheritance family of Dacheng and even the royal family actually have people who know him, and most of them have a very good relationship with his brothers, it can be said that with these relationships alone, most of the rivers and lakes Xiao Baili can almost learn to walk sideways, but few people who walk the rivers and lakes dare not give Xiao Baili a child.

This is simply a living face-brushing monster.

This kind of talent must not be let go, so Ning Tongshen immediately called this person as his son-in-law, and Xiao Baili became a famous soft rice alliance leader in the rivers and lakes.

Of course, this is just a more extreme case, there are not a few people who follow Xiao Baili on the rivers and lakes and drink and get drunk to death, and drinking will still hurt the body after all.

Especially low-quality wines.

In short, Bai Xiaosheng, who smelled the smell of inferior wine, was tortured, the taste of this inferior wine was simply ravaging Bai Xiaosheng's nose, Bai Xiaosheng, who couldn't bear it, went back to the house and took out a wine gourd, opened the lid and the aroma of wine overflowed, Lao Guo smelled the wine as if his body sank a little.

"Hey, good wine!" Lao Guo snorted violently with an intoxicated look: "It's been a long time since I smelled such fragrant wine." Bai Xiaosheng shook the wine gourd, and poured him three drops under Lao Guo's excited gaze.

Lao Guo: "......"

"Don't look at me like that, I'm the original puree of thyme, if you hold it and take a sip, I'm afraid I'll get drunk on the spot." With Lao Guo's resentful eyes, Bai Xiaosheng took off the water storage bamboo tube of the water purifier, poured the water into the cup, and the three drops of pulp-like liquor in the cup were washed away and immediately turned into a glass of amber wine.

The unbearable old Guo didn't wait for Bai Xiaosheng to pour it to the shopkeeper, he first picked up the wine glass and took a sip, the wine in his stomach seemed to turn into a raging fire burning in the body, and then it seemed to turn into a wisp of clear spring to wash the whole body's qi and blood, Lao Guo's pores suddenly opened, a turbid breath erupted from his mouth, and his eyes were round: "Good wine! I have never drunk such a good wine since I left the mountain gate......

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a muffled sound, and Lao Guo, who had just drunk a glass, rolled his eyes and fell to the ground with his feet facing the sky, his face was red and he fell asleep soundly, and it seemed that it was difficult to wake up in a short time.

Shopkeeper: "......"

Bai Xiaosheng: "......"

The shopkeeper was speechless and said, "Why do you call me like this?"

Bai Xiaosheng was also dumbfounded: "How did I know that he drank so badly? I also thought that he was the last closed disciple of the Tibetan Soldier Sect, and the heroes of the rivers and lakes were strong, so they would definitely be able to drink a few more glasses, so I gave two more drops." ”

The shopkeeper rubbed the corners of his forehead: "Don't you see that I only dare to use this kind of mixed wine to grind slowly with him? What kind of alcohol do you expect from the closed dead house that comes out of the dead house that only goes out once a year?"

Bai Xiaosheng spread his palms and pointed at the drunk and unconscious Lao Guo: "Then what now?"

The shopkeeper rolled his eyes: "Sleep!" and turned back to the room.

Bai Xiaosheng shrugged his shoulders and returned to the room, but he didn't sleep, but took out a bamboo pen and paper from the cage, and drew Lao Guo's drunken fish on the street scene on paper。

In the process of tying, the leather strap almost couldn't be buckled, Bai Xiaosheng took a lot of effort to buckle the leather belt, and he patted the fat pigeon's fat body: "Xiao Baibai, you have to lose weight." Ignoring the rainstorm and lightning outside, he threw the fat pigeon out and flew out in the eyes full of resentment, and watched the fat pigeon staggering in the storm and wind and gradually drift away.

Nothing was said all night.