Volume 1 Chapter 1 Graduation from College
The deceased is like a husband, reluctant to give up day and night.
The first time I read this sentence was in the Chinese textbook of the first year of junior high school. In the blink of an eye, 10 years have passed.
Sure enough, the deceased is like this......
Today is the university's casual dinner, and everyone got their graduation certificates and degree certificates in the morning, well, of course, Zhao Daqiang, a scumbag like him, has no degree certificate. Everyone agreed to get drunk tonight, and when they were half drunk, Qi Yunyang suddenly wanted to leave the cheap bar with dim lights and noisy sounds, and go outside the door to breathe. This bar named Shawshank has changed its owner three times before and after, but the name has not been changed, which is weird.
Several of them are very familiar with the three bosses before and after. They here refer to a few people who are still in touch after many years. In their sophomore year, they famously opened a mahjong room called "Demacia" across the street from the bar. Well, you heard it right, mahjong room. They did a work-study program when they were sophomores. Not to mention, business is really good.
To sum up, all the shops behind Lincheng University of Finance and Economics can be roughly divided into four categories.
The first category, the fly restaurant, may not be a fly, let's call it a mosquito restaurant. They are responsible for providing pots, plates, and bowls of delicacies made from all kinds of gutter oil, cheap meat, and vegetables;
The second category, small hotels, is responsible for providing dimly lit rooms, all kinds of cheap toiletries, long-lasting bed sheets, bedding, condoms and other items. As for the source of these small hotels, it is naturally ...... No, no, no, Qi Yunyang doesn't understand anything, he's very simple, he's very simple. That's naturally ...... There are often no houses, and people come and go, and there is an endless stream.
The third category is Internet cafes. Internet cafes have a variety of computers that are not only cool in appearance, but also awesome in configuration. Of course, before swiping the card to get on the machine, you must carefully wipe the earphones with wet wipes, because in Qi Yunyang's impression, each earphone can wipe out a layer of black oil. As for the sofa, it's too big, so let's hurry up and go to the summoner's canyon, he endured it! It's more of a rough guy like Zhao Daqiang, After swiping the card at the front desk to charge the money, I can't wait to take off my pants and get on the plane immediately...... Get on board and get on board. Therefore, no matter how dirty the machine is, I think it is acceptable to call Daqiang. Zhao Daqiang always said, I only pay attention to the connotation, only pay attention to the connotation, dirty or not, it doesn't matter. Therefore, every time he got on the plane, Qi Yunyang couldn't help but want to remind him: Dude, the ID card you are holding is not a hand. Ouch, look where I said...... Qi Yunyang doesn't understand anything, he is very simple, he is very simple......
Straight to the point.
The fourth category is bars like Shawshank. There are no waiters, so the drinks are cheap, up to 100 yuan for a dozen beers. However, there are many good-looking, good-tempered, and simple college girls, you say that you are angry or not.
The fifth category is naturally the mahjong room that Qi Yunyang and his friends raised funds to open. said that it was fundraising, but in fact, it didn't cost a lot of money, four people, each of whom fought for thousands of yuan.
The third, fourth, and fifth categories are all recreational facilities. However, Qi Yunyang said, the second category is the real entertainment facilities. Oh, it's wrong, it's not Qi Yunyang who said it, it's Zhao Daqiang who said it, yes! It's what Zhao Daqiang said! After all, Qi Yunyang doesn't understand anything, he is very simple......
It is precisely because Qi Yunyang and a few friends opened a mahjong room called Demacia, so they are very familiar with nearby merchants. The network manager of the Internet café is particularly familiar with the front desk of the bar! It is precisely because of this that Qi Yunyang and a few friends have a deep affection for this third-rate pheasant university than other students.
He squinted, slightly drunken eyes, and sat on the side of the busy street, watching people come and go, not knowing where to go. Perhaps, there is a vision for the future. Or is it the reminiscence of the four years of college or even the entire sixteen years of his academic career? Or is it that he can't control the power of the wilderness in his body and can't hold back the excitement in his heart? Finally, he has graduated?
Qi Yunyang has never been an obedient child, otherwise he would not have instigated the other three friends to join him in the mahjong room. Graduating from college should be considered a relief for him. Oh, he recalls not sixteen years, but eighteen years, because his middle school grades were so bad, and he studied for five years of what people had completed in three years.
"Are you still drinking, are you hypocritical?"
A brisk female voice sounded in Qi Yunyang's ears.
Qi Yunyang came back to his senses and turned his head to look. It was Yan Shuang, and he couldn't help but smile slightly.
Yan Shuang is one of the few students in the class from other provinces, and she is from Qingdao. Although she is a girl, she is a standard northerner, upright by nature, daring to think and act, and the key is that her appearance is still very high, and the most interesting thing should be her two long legs. Whether you're wearing skinny jeans or a short skirt, it's easy to get your imagination flowing. When I was a sophomore, I started working part-time as a model car outside of school, and I met many people, and the experience can be said to be very exciting. She is very careful to protect herself, and she is indeed a serious car model. In the past four years, Zhao Daqiang secretly swallowed saliva many times against Yan Shuang's long legs.
Qi Yunyang is a person with a strong sense of self-protection, and there are not many people who can really communicate with him, Yan Shuang is one. It's not because of long legs and good looks, but because of sincerity. She is definitely a goddess in the class, but she has never been pretentious or domineering in the past four years. Although he is very arrogant in dealing with people, he has always treated people with sincerity.
Most of the time, he drank with boys and drank red-faced, laughed and scolded, and chased Zhao Daqiang with his sleeves to drink.
Occasionally, it will make people feel warm as jade, like a spring breeze, and the young lady next door cares, although this time is really pitiful.
"You drunk me and didn't sleep with me. Qi Yunyang said to Yan Shuang with a lewd smile.
This kind of pediatric joke, Yan Shuang has long been used to it. After all, the goddess Geng Zhi has never seen any scenes. At the auto show, groping pigs have encountered it.
Yan Shuang smiled casually, sat down next to Qi Yunyang, put one hand around Qi Yunyang's neck, and leaned close to the face and teased:
"With your small body, the old lady drank it all and fell to the ground, and you can't carry it back when you pick it up. What do you sleep on!"
Qi Yunyang didn't feel a little throbbing because the face of the goddess Geng Zhi was very close, exhaling like silk, and even feeling the heat coming from Yan Shuang's red face. It's not that he's hypocritical, it's because he's too familiar and doesn't have any evil thoughts. The relationship between the two has long changed from male and female classmates to close friends. If any other girl hugs Qi Yunyang like this, I am afraid that he will have some throbbing, and even beastly hair, although he doesn't understand anything, he is very simple, but he is a man.
Only the face cream, no.
Maybe because of their relationship, it's more like a pair of sisters and brothers. It is also possible that Qi Yunyang has always respected Yan Shuang as a man.
Qi Yunyang glanced at Yan Shuang, gently pushed her away, took the wine bottle in her hand and took a sip of it, looked ahead, avoided Yan Shuang's eyes, and naturally asked:
"What is the ticket number?"
"Tomorrow at 3 p.m., but don't come to see me off. The old lady is not used to the parting scene, so I just left by myself. After speaking, Yan Shuang also raised her head and took a big sip of wine.
"Well, I got it......" Qi Yunyang thought for a while and nodded.
"Suddenly I really want to drink a few glasses and go back to my hometown," Yan Shuang diverted the topic and said with a smile.
She said that her hometown is a niche liquor brand produced in Moutai Town, Guizhou.
The wine bottle is a boxy and rounded transparent glass bottle. The implication is that we will eventually become mellow when we travel in all directions, but we must live brightly. One day, we will return to our hometown and meet together.
The key is that the price is moderate, the wine is of good quality, and the solid fermentation is pure. It's not clear. Although niche, it is well received.
Before Qi Yunyang could speak, the sharp-eyed Zhao Daqiang found the two, took a few friends, and couldn't help but say that they went back to the bar.
"There has never been a savior, and it doesn't depend on the Immortal Emperor's ......" A quick and familiar alarm clock pulled Qi Yunyang out of his sleep.
He rubbed his sleepy eyes, which were a little red and misty, and looked at the time. It's almost 10 o'clock. Although he said to Yan Shuang last night that he would not send it, how could he not send it. Wait for me to freshen up and dress up, take the goddess Gengzhi to eat a gutter oil hot pot and then go to the airport.
Just thinking like this, a text message reminder skipped in his eyes, the sender - Yan Shuang.
Qi Yunyang's heart jumped, and he had a faint bad premonition.
Hurriedly opened the text message, and the content came into view:
"When you saw this text message, the old lady was already on the plane, well, it is estimated that it is over Hunan at this time, and it may also be Hubei. The old lady's geography is not good...... In short, it's gone, remember to think about the old lady from time to time. Make more money, my wife got married, and pointed to you for more dowry, in addition, when you come to the island city to see me, prepare more to return to your hometown, I want to get you drunk. Well, let's not talk about it, that's all. ”
Qi Yunyang smiled helplessly. The brain is always not fast enough. In the words of eye cream, you boys, as soon as you pout, the old lady will know what shit you are going to poop.
Come chic, go chic. This is Yan Shuang, this is Yan Shuang's character.
Qi Yunyang scratched his head and washed up. Now that Yan Shuang is gone, he has been vacant until the afternoon, and he plans to go downstairs to eat a bowl of "gutter oil rice noodles" in the back street of the school, which he has eaten for 4 years. Because the quantity is sufficient and the price is cheap, he does not believe that it is completely out of the "kindness" of the boss.
When he was going downstairs, Qian Wuming was also going downstairs to have breakfast. Qian Wuming was not his classmate. Qi Yunyang studied Chinese language and literature, and Qian Wuming studied e-commerce. Qi Yunyang once asked Qian Wuming what he learned about e-commerce. Qian Wuming scratched his head, thought about it seriously, and the old god said: "Actually, I don't know ......." He spoke with a calm face, which made Qi Yunyang admire him very much.
Live with your nature, and sure enough, my generation is true.