Chapter 396: The Most Romantic Thing
Although Zhou Huiru's mother's family is not in this kind of county, the two places are not too far apart, and the customs are basically the same. I also know the rules of "greeting relatives". I have prepared a lot of tricks early on, ready to embarrass this groom, who was hidden by Zhou Huiru so strongly, and many relatives have not even seen it once.
Especially Zhou Huiru's bridesmaid group is even more happy about this. Zhou Huiru's bridesmaid group is also ten, of which eight are Zhou Huiru's relatives' sisters or fa xiao, and two are high school classmates Chen Xueting and Zhao Min.
I don't know what kind of mood the two women Chen Xueting and Zhao Min are in now, anyway, the look in those eyes is not simply festive, there is also a kind of other meaning that cannot be fathomed.
This is the revenge of Zhou Huiru, a little woman, and she always feels a little bad taste for these two "best friends" who are worried about her man. I guess it must be very uncomfortable to see the taste that I can't eat.
"It's coming, it's coming!
After a joyful exclamation, the twenty or so people in the room burst out laughing, sitting and standing, waiting to see a good show.
The first hurdle to pick up the bride is to "block the door". Answer some preset questions or give enough red envelopes to pass the level. Of course, this red envelope is not really a lot of money, that is, it means. The rules are like this, and the picture is lively.
The door of the hotel is not an anti-theft door, and the solid wood one is good. Xue Wusuan turned his head to look at Guo Chengkai beside him with a smile and asked, "You said that if I tear down this door, will it scare the women in the back?"
Guo Chengkai also smiled, and followed Xue Wusuan's words: "If the seniors really do this, the people behind will be stupid." ”
This is a joke, Xue Wushu won't really do this, and he is not stunned.
"Open the door. ”
"It's okay to open the door, we have a few questions that you need to answer first. ”
"Just ask. ”
This kind of excitement through the door is generally to ask the groom official to answer, and then use red envelopes to open the way. But this method will not work here at all in Xue Wushu.
He didn't even bother to use this low-level method of perspective, and directly used his perception to probe the information in the mind of the person who was holding the question on the other side. An ordinary person can't hide his secret at all in front of Xue Wusuan in the realm of human immortals. Xue Wusuan, who was relaxed, answered the question fluently, which made the bridesmaid group behind the door directly dumbfounded. Who is this?
"Finished asking, put away the red envelope, and then open the door. As Xue Wusuan spoke, one of the best men beside him happily took out a stack of red envelopes from his backpack. There are no six hundred yuan in a red envelope. It's not that I don't want to install more, but the door crack is only so thick, and I can't stuff it in at all, and I can't really dismantle the door, right?
The bridesmaids who saw the red envelopes inside the door exploded immediately, and the six hundred big red envelopes were stuffed in more than 20 at a time. It seems that this groom official is really a local tyrant.
The door opened. The people inside don't need to be introduced at all, they all know which one is Xue Wushu, after all, they have all seen the photo of "Angel and Death" on the Internet. Now that I see the real person, I find that this "Grim Reaper" is indeed cold, even if people have a smile on their faces, it makes people feel chills in their hearts. Those eyes were like bone scrapers, pierced on the body, and trembled for a while.
The little sisters of the bridesmaid group can't bear this kind of eye shooting, and one by one they have become quails who roared and shouted before. I couldn't even say a word. Chen Xueting and Zhao Min, who had already been experienced, stopped Xue Wushu before entering the "boudoir" where Zhou Huiru was.
"Mr. Xue, isn't this okay? This is only the first level, and I am in a hurry to find Huiru before the second level?"
"You guys are going to be stumped by a few of you women?"
As soon as Xue Wusuan's words came out, he immediately turned into a map cannon, provoking all the women in the house, and one by one they were not afraid, they jumped out from behind Zhao Min and Chen Xueting, and threatened to make Xue Wusuan look good.
The second level is a test, which is divided into three, the first "whether the physical strength is good", the second "whether the brain is good", and the third "whether the temper is good".
"Is your physical strength good?" this is simply a joke for Xue Wusuan. Hold up with one palm, easily 80 standard movements in a minute, and see what everyone does. However, it does not include Zhao Min and Chen Xueting.
"No, have you practiced, do you dare to increase the amount? Hold the two of us and do squats a hundred times?"
This was said by Zhao Min. Chen Xueting on the side also helped. The other bridesmaids also coaxed. No one noticed the careful thinking in the eyes of these two women. However, he couldn't escape Xue Wushu's perception.
These two women are still trying to tease him. It's a little funny and a little annoying. In this way, it aroused Xue Wushu's bad taste. Xindao: You can't blame me for what you have done for yourself.
Without saying a word, he hugged his waist one by one and hugged him under his armpits, and then began to do squats. But from the first squat, a warm force crossed from Xue Wushu's body to Zhao Min and Chen Xueting's bodies.
It's a gentle force, but it's not a good thing. Straight on the most sensitive parts of the two women's bodies, up and down non-stop**.
This is completely different from physical contact, and the sensory stimulation is more than ten times higher. Ordinary women have no resistance at all in the face of such means.
Just when Xue Wusuan had only done fifty squats, the two women couldn't do it, and in less than three minutes just now, they actually went five times! In order not to make a fool of themselves, they gritted their teeth so that the expressions on their faces did not change. But I can't bear it like this. Hurriedly shouted to stop, struggled to bend down from Xue Wushu's arm, and rushed into the toilet with a smoke.
As soon as Zhao Min and the two girls left, the remaining bridesmaids thought that they were embarrassed to be caught under the armpit by Xue Wusuan or were a little suffocated. didn't care, and then even if Xue Wu passed the level of "whether his physical strength is good or not".
The next "brain is good" is actually a brain teaser, but it is much more tricky than the ordinary one. But for Xue Wusuan, it was also a joke. easily stunned the bridesmaid group again.
In the end, Xue Wushu has nothing to say about "whether he has a good temper or not", even if he says that he has a good temper, no one will believe it. And he didn't want to say anything against his will.
"I have a bad temper. It can't be helped. Let's make a separate path. Xue Wusuan smiled and directly admitted defeat. This one spoiled a kind of bridesmaid, but it stumped this one.
"If you have a bad temper, you have to sing! If you sing well, we'll let you go!"
Singing? Guo Chengkai, who acted as the best man for this thing, sweated for Xue Wusuan, which didn't seem to be compatible with singing at all for his predecessors, right? Of course, this is also allowed by the rules, otherwise why are you looking for a groomsman?
But Xue Wushu really didn't know anything, even if there was, it was before. Now he can be a scientist, a writer, a painter, and a singer, so naturally there is no problem at all, after all, his voice can easily reach the limit of human aesthetics under the Yama body.
"Do you have a guitar?"
There really is. It is used as a decoration in the suite. New.
I took it, tuned it, and tried it, but this guitar is not good, and it will be done. But there's nothing wrong with coping with a song.
The guitar sounded, and Xue Wusuan's voice also floated out a little lazy and bland, as if he was singing and telling.
Sitting back to back on the carpet,
Listen to music and talk about wishes.
You want me to be more and more gentle,
I want you to put it to heart.
......
The most romantic thing I can think of,
It's to grow old with you,
Collect bits and pieces of laughter along the way,
Stay until later, sit in a rocking chair and talk slowly.
The most romantic thing I can think of,
It's to grow old with you,
Till we're old and can't go anywhere,
You still regard me as a treasure in the palm of your hand.
......
PS: The song is from "The Most Romantic Thing", original singer: Zhao Yonghua
(End of chapter)