Chapter 36: Things Have a Beginning (Bai Xiaosheng)
One day.
"What's wrong with the old ancestor? ”
"I don't know, but looking at the appearance of the ancestor, I must have encountered a very tricky thing, right?"
"Could it be that we have been caught secretly breeding pigeons from our ancestors?"
"Won't it?"
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The world thinks that the reporter is a loose organization with no organizational structure, but this is not the case.
There is a small village somewhere, and on weekdays this village is full of old people and children, all living by keeping pigeons in captivity.
In this era the pigeon was a very important messenger, second only to the horse, because the messenger sometimes had to travel for dozens of days. Hundreds of days, or even thousands of miles are very normal things, if you don't know how to meet robbers and thieves, it's good to break the wealth and avoid disasters, if you encounter those who kill people without blinking, it's bad, so the post envoy is second only to the high-risk work of beating people, and the cost of asking the post envoy to send a letter is not something that ordinary people can afford, so the pigeon has become the most common messenger for people, so this village does not worry about eating and drinking.
However, the pigeon village is only an external cover, in fact, this village is the base camp of the scribe, called Baijia Village.
On one day, countless carrier pigeons flew out of Baijia Village, and after a few days, young people came back from this village, which usually only has old people and children.
"What's wrong with the old ancestor, suddenly gathered everyone. ”
"I don't know, I'm squatting on the roof of the Qinglou to collect information about a very famous knight over there, and at the most critical time, a pigeon flew in and I was exposed, and the worst thing is to be seen in the face, hey, which of you wants to change regions with me?"
"Me, it just so happens that I've had something wrong over there recently, and I'm being wanted, so it's good to change my mood in a different place. ”
"What's wrong with you?"
"That's what, I accidentally exposed the private life of a city lord over there, and I was wanted, but that city lord is really, and I don't know how to cover up a little bit when I do that kind of thing, but I'm also an excellent woman, and I'm also very troubled to see that kind of thing. ”
"Shhh, don't speak, the old ancestor is here. ”
The Bai family has an ancestor who has lived from the Moyang era to the present, this ancestor witnessed the beginning and end of the Moyang era, and relied on his own strength to live in that troubled era to the present, and was called a living history by the Bai family.
The old ancestor of the Bai family came to everyone and went straight to the point: "This time I brought everyone together not for anything else, but for one thing. ”
The ancestor of the Bai family said that sentence with a dark face as if it were the end of the world, and in a tone that was so heavy that he couldn't do it.
"The one woke up. ”
As soon as this remark came out, it caused an uproar.
"No way! It's almost a decade before he woke up!"
"Is that one awake? really?"
Old Ancestor coughed lightly and put on a serious face: "This matter is true, because a few days ago, the old man received a flying pigeon message from that person, and it is said that he was accidentally awakened by the snitch who accidentally broke into the place of cultivation and recuperation. ”
The scene was boiling again.
"Damn snitch!"
"Don't let the old lady know who killed a thousand knives! Otherwise, the old lady will post all the bromine things he has done in his life on the street!"
"I'm going to make that guy completely ruined! I can't stay in the rivers and lakes!"
"I have a vacant spot for the Flower Thief here, and I decided to fill him!"
The old ancestor of the Bai family stretched out his hand and pressed lightly in the air, and the noisy scene suddenly quieted down.
The reason why the reporters are united and strong is inseparable from their strict internal discipline.
"It's been so far, and it's useless to say more. The old ancestor of the Bai family glanced at the juniors present with a pair of still sharp eyes: "Now that he is awake, we can't let it go, but the question is who to send." ”
The air was silent.
At that time, the ancestor of the Bai family was the last person to follow that reporter, although the transcription career was completed, but the tragic situation that came back left a black memory that can be called a shadow of childhood for all the reporters at the scene who were still young at the time.
"No one...... Then the old decay can be ordered casually, big tiger, you go!"
A middle-aged man with a scar in the corner of his eye in the crowd covered his stomach and fell to the ground as soon as he heard the old ancestor call him: "No, old ancestor, I have a knife wound, and I have to lie on the bed for at least half a month." Curled up and rolled on the ground, his mouth kept moaning in pain that sounded fake.
A person next to him muttered: "Didn't the knife wound on your stomach be drawn deep when your mother gave birth to you by caesarean section, when did it hurt...... Dahu raised his head and glared angrily when he heard it: "Isn't the sequelae okay?"
The ancestor of the Bai family saw that the big tiger insisted on pretending, so he had no choice but to order one more person: "That...... Yue'er, you go. ”
A woman with a good face in the crowd heard the old ancestor name herself, her face turned pale, she covered her mouth with her hand, and hurriedly ran to the willow tree on the side, holding her lower abdomen with one hand and holding the trunk with the other hand, bending over and retching, after some retching, she wiped the corners of her mouth, frowned slightly, smiled bitterly, and folded her hands towards the ancestor: "I'm sorry ancestor, I'm pregnant, it's not good to take on this kind of long-term work." ”
One of the people in the crowd muttered: "What kind of pregnancy are you, you have been squatting in Baihua City for almost a year, and you are about to squat to become the top brand in the local area, and now you are reacting, could it be that you are pregnant with Nezha?"
The woman who was called Yue'er by the ancestor of the Bai family swept into the crowd like a knife: "Isn't the old lady talented?"
"Son of a bitch, you go!" "Oh, ancestor, I recently infiltrated the border army and got a half-official position, and I can't get out." ”
"Then the old leopard, you go!" "Ancestor, I'm fifty years old, and I guess I'm already burping before he starts making trouble." ”
"Then little bear, you go!" "Ancestor, my eyes were sprinkled with lime a few days ago, and I haven't recovered yet. ”
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In this way, a suitable candidate was not selected in the morning, and the ancestor of the Bai family looked like he hated iron but not steel: "Usually you can blow one more than the other, why are you all cowardly?" said and fished out a large handful of small notes from the wide sleeve robe: "These are your weekday chat records, what' I squatted in the sword circumference of the rain-covered sword Liu Changkun, he didn't find me, hahaha, the rain-covered sword circumference is as dense as rain, pervasive and terrifying, what else' I squatted on the sword peak of the Chang Gung Sword Sect to witness the breakthrough of the three elders of the Chang Gung Sword Sect on the top of the mountain, hahaha, the Chang Gung Sword Blade is as murderous as a needle, pervasive and terrifying, "What else" I talk and laugh with the Guyue Sword Saint', 'I talk and laugh with the Moon Sword God', 'I talk and laugh with the Wanhualou Begonia girl', aren't you all very capable?
Everyone present lowered their heads, not daring to look at the angry ancestor, and at this moment, a figure rushed from the door: "Ancestor! I have decided! I want to finish my own writing career...... Uh, what's wrong with you, how do you look at me like that?"
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"Xiaobai, look, this is the souvenir left by the ancestor and I followed that back then. ”
The old ancestor handed a well-maintained sheepskin to Bai Xiaosheng: "This is the only clue to find that one." Bai Xiaosheng spread out the sheepskin, and a bird with nine heads was embroidered with various colored silk threads.