How do I deal with Tingxiong, he's my best friend. But I will always see him, and running away is not the right way. I lingered in front of their dormitory for twelve minutes and nine seconds, and was pulled into the dormitory by Xiaoming, who had returned from buying a drink. There was only a little pig in the dormitory, and he used his fingers to buckle his big feet that had not been washed for nineteen days, and after buttoning them, he took the tip of his nose and sniffed it, enjoying the taste very much, but it was not very enjoyable, so he twisted his big fat legs to the tip of his nose. I saw that his nose was slightly open, and he suddenly frowned, and let out a scream like killing a pig. Xiaoming shouted: Oh no! The little pig was stunned by his athlete's foot. We pushed open the windows and turned on the air conditioner to ventilate. Xiaoming thought about whether to give the little pig artificial respiration, but felt that he couldn't take away the precious first kiss of the little pig, and the little pig firmly believed that one day, Lin Wei would promise him personally, and his first kiss would always be kept for Lin Wei. We all persuaded him to forget Lin Wei, Lin Wei changed her boyfriend like a marquee, but you are still a virgin. Piggy listened to our advice and wailed on the toilet all night.

The little pig woke up and saw me come back and threw me to the ground. Calling me a bastard and saying that a friend's wife should not be bullied.

Xiaoming casually picked up: Don't bully white, don't bully.

"Xiaoming, you traitor. ”

Xiao Ming replied with a smile that it was too smooth to answer, let's continue! He drank his drink, took off his pants and applied a yellow plaster to his scrotal eczema.

"No, if you are honest, when did you hook up with Zijun. ”

I replied, I don't know, because I really can't determine the time. He asked again, since when did you start liking Zijun. I thought about it and replied: I don't know, I can't say it's the first time I've been laid. He asked me again if I was living with Zijun. I thought about it: I don't know. He asked me when I was back, and why I didn't tell him. I said, "It's been almost ten days since I came back, and I haven't told you anything about it." Little Pig asked me to have a treat and eat a big meal, and it didn't count as less than 2,000 yuan. I said you don't blame me for being with Zijun? Little Pig suddenly stood up and slapped his palm on the edge of the bed: You and Zijun just happened to be together, and he was with Yang Ruo, and you guys are not fucking good things. The little pig got up too quickly, hit his head on the top bunk, and fainted again.

"The little pig said in his heart, you are not as loyal as me. Xiaoming pressed the piglet's foot to the piglet's nose, ready to wake him up.

Piggy's father wants him to take over the shoe factory business so that he can get out of work and travel the world with his wife. Therefore, he was forced to intern in various departments of the factory every day, and in the summer vacation, he interned in more than 200 departments. So much so that Little Pig didn't learn anything except lament that a company of more than 200 people had so many departments. In order to make up for the loss of the internship in the past two months, Xiaozhu took my credit card and bought Lin Wei all kinds of gifts, from lipstick, underwear to toothbrushes. He must not hesitate to bring two large bags. Finally, after the little pig even hung up his shopping bag, we came out of the department store.

In order to let the little pig's love be fully conveyed to Lin Wei, Xiaoming did not hesitate to buy two VIP tickets for Zhou Lunjie's concert as bait to let Lin Wei come out. It just so happened that Lin Wei was also outside the department store at the Heroes Monument Square (located at the main entrance of the department store), so let's go to her.

The little pig was full of interest, and once felt that he had arthritis, and his feet were weak and he couldn't walk. Still staggering to Lin Wei's designated position, when he saw Lin Wei holding a man who was handsomer than him, taller than him, and richer than him, he felt that he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

We persuade Little Pig that this person is a vase, and his cultivation may not even be one-tenth of yours. Piggy regained a little confidence after hearing this. The little pig often deified Lin Wei, and even once thought that Lin Wei couldn't fart and shit. He thinks that the goddess will not do such dirty things, she said that many people also think so about Zijun, and it is not an exaggeration for him to think so, I wonder if I should take a picture of Zijun for the little pig to see, so that he knows that the goddess does not exist. As for Lin Wei's constant change of boyfriends, Piggy's explanation is that the loving Lin Wei is conveying the gospel to those men. We asked him why he didn't preach the gospel to you. The little pig said that my good fortune had not yet arrived. We pondered for a long time the answer that the little pig could cross Christianity and Buddhism, and we were afraid that the little pig would escape into the empty door and ask God for forgiveness. At one point, we had serious doubts about whether the piglets had brain cells. The good thing is that we live in a world where we can live without brain cells. Otherwise, the piglets become an endangered species.

The little pig stood in front of Lin Wei, like a stone, and couldn't speak. Xiaoming gave one ticket to Little Pig and handed the other one to Lin Wei in person. smiled and asked Lin Wei and Little Pig to go together. Lin Wei snatched the ticket from the piggy's pocket, and said that the piggy won't go to see it anyway, give it to me, and I will go with Hongmei. Then Xiaoming said that Xiaozhu bought her a lot of gifts. Lin Wei also accepted them one by one and distributed them to us. Xiaoming really couldn't stand it, and told Lin Wei that this was given to you by the little pig. It means only for you, and has nothing to do with anyone else.

Lin Wei said that since it was given to her, it was her right to give love to whomever it was. I thought to myself, Lin Wei keeps accepting the good of the little pig. It seems that it is natural for the little pig to be good to her. I consulted with Piggy and Lin Wei about this. Here are two helpless answers.

Lin Wei said: I don't accept that he will be sad

Piggy said: She doesn't accept that I will die

After this question, Lin Wei accepted all kinds of gifts from the little pig, but it became a merciful redemption.