Chapter 305: White Impermanence
"Third brother, third brother, I'm here. Lin Bufan pushed open the door and walked into the third brother's health care store, and the third brother was still sitting in front of the computer desk fighting the landlord as always.
"What have you been doing these days, you old boy, you can move a grave for a few days, really. The third brother said to Lin Bufan angrily.
"Don't mention it, this grave is almost gone. Lin Bufan sighed and said.
"What's the situation, how can you move a grave and still cause a lot of life?" the third brother asked puzzled.
"Nine zombies moved out of a grave, you say this is not a small matter?"
"Don't make a fuss, how is it possible, there are nine zombies moving out of a grave, even if you find a reason to gag me, you can find a better reason, okay. The third brother didn't believe what Lin Bufan said at all.
"Third brother, you said that the two of us have known each other for so long, when did I lie to you?"
"Then tell me, what's going on?" the third brother asked Lin Bufan with his mung bean-sized eyes.
"That day, I went to move the grave and everything was arranged, the Zhao family's grave bag was very large, if it was dug manually, it would take a few days, and then their family hired an excavator to dig, and a total of nine coffins were dug up in that grave bag, and when they opened the coffin, the nine corpses did not rot at all and became zombies......." Lin Bufan told the third brother the ins and outs of the matter, of course, there are some things that Lin Bufan still kept and didn't say, and Lin Bufan didn't mention it to the third brother about the twilight Wanqing and the man in black.
"Oh my God, nine zombies, this is incredible!" said the third brother in surprise.
"Third brother, I still have to tell you something, you won't take on the job like moving the grave in the future, I'm a layman for feng shui, don't hurt people when the time comes, I don't want to smash my job and be scolded by others for being a liar. Lin Bufan instructed the third brother.
"Well, I won't take this job in the future, and I have a good thing to tell you. The third brother grinned when he said this.
"What good thing is it for you to be like this?" Lin Bufan asked inexplicably.
"The owner of the tomb moved the money in the afternoon, and the balance of 150,000 yuan, including the 50,000 yuan before that, was deposited in the bank. "The third brother told Lin Bufan about this matter was expected by Lin Bufan, because Lin Bufan knew that Zhao Ming would call the money, and Lin Bufan was still a little reluctant in his heart, if Lin Bufan saw that it was Jiulong Ju**, the result would not be like that.
"Third brother, I don't want to open this Maoshan Hall anymore. Lin Bufan said to the third brother in a low voice.
"Bufan, are you kidding me?" the third brother said to Lin Bufan with his big mung bean eyes.
"No, I suddenly found that opening a hall is worse than being a ghost, and I almost lost my life this time, I don't want to do it anymore. ”
"Now that your Dao Hall has just improved a little, you can't say that you won't do it, although we have earned 200,000 yuan now, do you think this 200,000 is a lot? The third brother said to Lin Bufan angrily, what the third brother said Lin Bufan also understands in his heart, these 200,000 are really not good to do, now the price is rising too fast, it costs five or six thousand to buy a phone, and usually eat and drink, especially if you live in the city, it costs money to even run, and this penny can really stump the hero at a critical time.
"Okay, I know, I'll continue to open Maoshan Hall. Lin Bufan said helplessly to the third brother, after all, the third brother of Maoshan also had a lot of money in it.
"It's right for you to think so, if you have any difficulties, just tell the third brother, don't hold it in your heart, the third brother won't look at your jokes if he can help you. The third brother said to Lin Bufan seriously.
"Okay, it's not too early, I have to go back to bed, and I have to get up early tomorrow morning. Lin Bufan stood up and said goodbye to the third brother.
"Let's go later, I asked Lao He to have a barbecue in the evening, and you came back too, the three of us have a drink tonight, since you opened Maoshan Hall, the two of us rarely eat together." The third brother stopped Lin Bufan and said.
"Oh well. After Lin Bufan finished speaking, he lay on the third brother's bed in a daze, and the third brother continued to fight his landlord, and he didn't know what to play with this thing.
The wound on Lin Bufan's back has healed, and now he only feels a little itchy, it is estimated that he is growing flesh, Lin Bufan is also secretly glad in his heart, if it was not for Twilight Wanqing to help deal with the nine zombies in the past, Lin Bufan may not be able to lie here alive now. Lin Bufan also didn't understand what the man in black wanted to do, he first rescued Xiao Wu, and then stunned them and rescued the flying corpse, Lin Bufan always felt that there was some conspiracy in this.
"Third child, tonight's mission is over. Lao He walked in and handed the soul bag in his hand to the third brother.
"Lao He, you're really fast enough. The third brother took the soul bag and boasted to Lao He.
"Hey, Lao Lin, you're here too. Lao He took the initiative to say hello to Lin Bufan, but because Lin Bufan was in a daze, he didn't pay attention to He Jiutian coming in.
"I'm sorry, I didn't see you come in just now when I was thinking about something. Lin Bufan said to He Jiutian embarrassedly.
"I just saw that you were in a daze, how is your Maoshan Hall going, if you need help, don't be embarrassed. He Jiutian said politely.
"It's okay, at least now you don't have to worry about food, drink, and clothing. Lin Bufan smiled bitterly.
"Okay, take your time. "He Jiutian can understand Lin Bufan's difficulty, after all, he is from the past.
"Lao He, tonight's task is over, I specially called Bufan over and the three of us will get together in one night. The third brother said to He Jiutian.
"That's a good idea, I'm in for a treat tonight. He Jiutian said heartily.
"It's all said, I'm having a treat tonight, and no one is allowed to rob it, whoever wants to rob me is in a hurry. The third brother patted the table and said.
"Okay, then I'll ask for it next time. Lao He also knew that the third brother had a good face, so he didn't argue with the third brother.
The third brother locked the door of the health care store, and they ran to the barbecue restaurant not far away, and the two people in the barbecue restaurant were particularly enthusiastic when they saw Lin Bufan and the third brother.
"Third brother, big brother, hurry up and invite in the house. The male owner of the barbecue restaurant invited Lin Bufan and the three of them in.
"What do you want to eat?" asked the proprietress as she walked up to them with a smile on her face.
"Serve three dozen drinks first, and you will arrange the rest. The third brother said with a smile.
"Okay, then you wait a minute, I'll go and arrange it for you. ”
"Don't worry about anything else, you serve us the wine first. The third brother instructed.
"Okay. The proprietress happily brought the wine to them.
"Old Lin, you don't seem to have a good face?" He Jiutian said after carefully looking at Lin Bufan.
"Don't mention it, a few days ago, I went to move someone's grave, and nine coffins were dug up in one grave, and those nine coffins contained nine zombies, eight of which were jumping corpses, and one was a flying corpse, and I almost died in their hands. Lin Bufan said to He Jiutian without concealment.
"What are you talking about, nine zombies, and one flying corpse among them?" He Jiutian couldn't believe it was true.
"Yes. Lin Bufan replied helplessly.
"What about those zombies later, let's hear about it, what the hell is going on?" He Jiutian asked with interest.
"When I dug up the nine zombies, I told the owner of the grave to cremate them quickly, otherwise there would be chaos, but the owner didn't agree at all, and when the night came, all the zombies came to life......" Lin Bufan repeated the words he said to the third brother tonight to He Jiutian.
"People from the Taoist Association are also here?" He Jiutian asked suspiciously.
"yes, if it weren't for their help, I wouldn't be sitting here drinking with you right now. After Lin Bufan said this, he poured a glass of beer and drank it with a clatter, which was regarded as a shock to himself.
"The elders of the Taoist Association are also here this time?" He Jiutian continued to ask.
"Nope. Lin Bufan shook his head and said.
"How is it possible, I know how strong the strength of the flying corpse is, just relying on the words of those children of the Taoist Association will not be able to subdue that flying corpse at all, and there are eight jumping corpses. He Jiutian asked questioningly.
"There is a woman who is particularly powerful, she is the eldest apprentice of the Dragon and Tiger Mountain Sect called Du Wanqing, and the flying corpse was finally subdued by her." When Lin Bufan said this, He Jiutian nodded.
"That's right, I've heard of this Twilight Wanqing, she is not a simple character, not to mention the beauty of the person and the Taoist skills are strong, even the elders of the Taoist Association admire this Twilight Wanqing, this Twilight Wanqing has almost no shortcomings, if you have to say that she has a shortcoming, it is that this person is cold, it is difficult to get along with, others say that she is arrogant, in fact, she is just that kind of person. He Jiutian said to Lin Bufan, Lin Bufan didn't expect that He Jiutian knew a lot about this Du Wanqing, of course, what He Jiutian said was right, and it was true.
"You're right, this Twilight Wanqing is really not easy to get along with, but she is still a good person, I begged her to do me a favor, and she agreed without thinking about it. Lin Bufan said with a smile.
"This is a rare thing, tell me what you are asking her for?" Lin Bufan didn't think that He Jiutian was so gossipy, and he wanted to know everything.
"I live in the Maoshan Hall of four Yin Spirits, because they were all dead in their lives, and they have a strong resentment on their bodies, so they can't be reincarnated, so I begged Yu Wanqing to let her help me surpass these four resentful spirits, and she agreed. Lin Bufan said truthfully to He Jiutian.
"No wonder she agreed, this is a good thing to accumulate virtue. He Jiutian nodded and said.
"I said, can you two talk about something else, is it interesting for you to hang me here?" said the third brother with a smile on his face.
"Haha, we drink, drink. He Jiutian raised his glass and said.
"That's pretty much it, let's do it. The three of them raised their glasses and shouted happily, and before they could drink the wine, an uninvited guest came.
"Oh, the three little brothers are so Yaxing. Just when they were about to drink, Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an walked in front of them and took the initiative to greet them, seeing this Xie Bi'an and the three of them were shocked, the cigarette that the third brother had just lit fell from his hand.
"Aren't you three going to invite me for a drink?" Xie Bi'an still had a smile on his face when he said this, if you want to say who laughs the most ugly in the whole world, it is this white impermanence Xie Bi'an, his laughter made the three of them feel cold all over, and a cool breeze came from their backs.
"Master Xie, you sit, I'll go get you a cup. The third brother quickly stood up and took a clean cup and put it in front of Xie Bi'an, Xie Bi'an nodded to the third brother with satisfaction.
"By the way, why isn't Master Fan with you?" Lin Bufan asked Xie Bi'an, Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang are like a pair of brothers who have always been inseparable, and seeing Xie Bi'an appear by himself today, Lin Bufan was still a little puzzled.
"The two of us have a holiday tonight, and we originally planned to drink together, but Lao Fan left when he had something to do, and I was very bored by myself, so I asked your ancestor Lin Tianying to calculate a hexagram to see if there were any people I knew who were drinking in the yang world, and he told me that you were drinking with Xiao San and Xiao He, so I came to you. Hearing Xie Bi'an say this, Lin Bufan also obeyed his own ancestor in his heart, and he had nothing to do with himself.
"The opportunity is for you, take it yourself. At this time, Lin Bufan's ears heard the voice of the ancestor Lin Tianying, hearing the words of the ancestor, Lin Bufan remembered the matter of the four yin spirits who met with him a few days ago, and Lin Bufan suddenly realized.
"Master Xie, you drink!" At this time, Lin Bufan poured Xie Bi'an a glass of beer with a smile on his face, and then Lin Bufan asked for a cigarette from the third brother and lit it in front of Xie Bi'an.
"You kid did a good job today. Xie Bi'an sniffed the wine and said.
Lin Bufan was also secretly glad that only Xie Bi'an came by himself today, if he came with Fan Wuxuan, it was estimated that the matter would not be easy to handle, the best thing to talk about black and white impermanence was Bai Impermanence Xie Bi'an, and it was a little difficult to talk about the black impermanence Fan Wuxuan.
"Master Xie, I have something I want to ask you for help. Lin Bufan opened his mouth and said to Xie Bi'an, and Lin Bufan poured him another glass of wine as he spoke.
"The three of us only drink tonight, and don't talk about anything else, let's talk about something later. Xie Bi'an rejected Lin Bufan in one bite, which was a bit unexpected by Lin Bufan, and Lin Bufan didn't know what to say next.
At this time, He Jiutian made a gesture to Lin Bufan to count the money, Lin Bufan thought to himself that Jiang was still old and spicy, and this Xie Bi'an has always recognized money and not people.
"Master Xie, I still understand the rules, I won't let you help you in vain. Lin Bufan said to Xie Bi'an seriously.
"If you say this, you will see the outside, I and your ancestor are colleagues, your business is my business, you say, how can I help you?" Xie Bi'an said politely to Lin Bufan, he said so, what he thought in his heart Lin Bufan and the third brother still know how long they are. Xie Bi'an loves money and lust, whether it is dead or alive, everyone knows it. Master Lin Bufan, his old man has a good relationship with this Xie Bi'an, and he is a good friend, if Master Lin Bufan asks him for something, he will have to spend money, because this Xie Bi'an only recognizes money and not people.
"I have four resentful spirits there, and I hope Master Xie can help me send them to the Six Realms of Reincarnation for them to reincarnate. Lin Bufan looked at Xie Bi'an and said in a low voice.
"I can't help you with this matter, you also know that this resentful spirit is not allowed to enter the underworld, once the king of Hades knows about this, it will be difficult to protect this black gauze hat on my head. Xie Bi'an shook his head and said in embarrassment.
"You see if this will work, I will first give them four resentful spirits a transcendent ritual to eliminate the resentment on their bodies, and then you will take them to the Six Realms of Reincarnation in the underworld, do you think it's okay?" Lin Bufan discussed with Xie Bi'an again.
"Although I am in an important position in the underworld, I must also be cautious in doing things, there are many ghosts in the underworld who are blind to my position, once they catch my eight handles and tell the king of Hades, the consequences will be unimaginable, let me think about this matter again. Xie Bi'an also wanted to earn Lin Bufan's money, but he was also a little worried in his heart, this matter is not big, and it is not small.
"Master Xie, I know best how much power you have in the underworld, except for the Dizang Bodhisattva and the Ten Halls of Yama, you and Master Fan have the most power, I don't think this trivial matter is anything to you. Lin Bufan patted Xie Bi'an's ass and said.
"Don't think I don't know that this kid of yours is slapping my ass now, but I like this sycophant, I promise you this, but I still have one condition. Xie Bi'an looked at Lin Bufan and said.
"Master Xie, if you have any conditions, you can say, if I can do it, I will not shirk it. Lin Bufan saw that there was a drama in this matter.
"It would be great if your ancestor Lin Tianying could help with this matter, he is now a popular person around the king of Hades, and if he is there, the chance of success in this matter will reach one hundred percent. Xie Bi'an knocked on the table and smiled at Lin Bufan, in fact, Xie Bi'an also had his own ideas, as for what kind of thoughts Lin Bufan only knew from the mouth of his ancestor later.
"This is no problem, I will let my ancestor help you. Lin Bufan nodded in agreement.
"Okay, then this matter is scheduled for the first day of October of the lunar calendar, when the ghost door is wide open, and the ghosts in the underworld are also on holiday, so it can be easier to do this. What Xie Bi'an said was the same as what Lin Bufan thought, Lin Bufan also planned to send Liu Mei and them into the underworld on the first day of the tenth lunar month, because the underworld was chaotic that day, and it was easy to fish in troubled waters.
"Okay, then that's it. Lin Bufan nodded in response.
"Okay, it's not too early, I won't bother you three Yaxing. Xie Bi'an sniffed the glass of wine on the table and got up to leave.
"By the way, you know my address, right?" Xie Bi'an walked two steps and came back to Lin Bufan.
"I know. Lin Bufan nodded vigorously in response.
"It's good to know, then I'll go. After Xie Bi'an said this, he turned into a light breeze and disappeared in front of the three of them.
"You said that the three of us are so fateful, it's really disappointing to come out and meet him for a while. The third brother said with a smile.
"Third child, don't talk nonsense, be careful that Master Xie hears and gives you small shoes to wear. He Jiutian reminded the third brother and said, and the third brother was instantly frightened into a cold sweat when he heard He Jiutian say this.
"Yes, third brother, you are a mortal after all, and one day in the future, you will fall into the hands of Master Xie, once he hears you say this about him, do you say that he will give you a break into the beast path, you also know what kind of character he is. Lin Bufan frightened the third brother, Lin Bufan didn't laugh when he said this, and the third brother's face turned white with fright when he heard Lin Bufan say this.
"Extraordinary, Lao He, if one day I hang up first, I also hope that you two brothers will burn more paper money for Master Xie, so that he can find me a rich family to get rid of, and make me more handsome in the next life." The third brother said to Lin Bufan and He Jiutian with a sad face.
"Haha...."In the end, Lin Bufan and He Jiutian still couldn't hold back their laughter.
Lin Bufan was also secretly thinking in his heart, if Lin Bufan said that his ancestor specially called Xie Bi'an over, it is estimated that the third brother can hate Lin Bufan to death, so it is better not to say some things.
"Anyway, why does Master Xie love money so much?" the third brother asked puzzled.
"You also said one thing less, he not only loves money, he also loves sex, I heard that Master Xie has a group of wives and concubines in the underworld, not a thousand, but also eight hundred. He Jiutian said while drinking wine.
"Oh my God, can he be busy?" said the third brother with a questioning expression.
"Who knows. He Jiutian shook his head and smiled.
"I heard my master say that this Master Xie is very rich, and his money together is more than the money in the prefecture bank. Lin Bufan interjected on the side and said.
"Your master doesn't know enough about this Master Xie, this Master Xie has already collected enough from the Difu Bank, and now the Difu Bank has the surname Xie. He Jiutian's words are a big revelation.
"My good man, this Master Xie is so rich in the underworld, why is he still so greedy?" said the third brother with a look of surprise.
"Who thinks they have more money in their hands these years, of course, the more the better, and this Xie Lao is greedy for money is also a good thing for us, at least we can spend money to let him do things for us, as the saying goes, money can make ghosts grind, if he becomes iron-faced and selfless, then how can we find him to do things in the future." He Jiutian's words are very reasonable.
In the evening, Lin Bufan and the three of them dispersed when they drank until twelve o'clock, and they were originally quite happy, but the appearance of Xie Bi'an made the three of them not interested at all.
"Lao Lin, I'll drive you back. Lao He walked out of the barbecue restaurant and said to Lin Bufan.
"No need, my house is not far from here, just walk. Lin Bufan said with a smile.
"My phone number is 1504159xxxx, if you need anything to use me, call me. He Jiutian reported his phone number to Lin Bufan.
"Okay, I'll call you when I get back. Lin Bufan nodded in response. So He Jiutian drove his Mercedes-Benz away.