The author glanced at Li Xuan, "Senior brother, you wait for a while!" He turned into a licking dog again, "Mr. Han, Brother Han, what do you think of my cultivation continent?"

Han Di's face darkened, "I've only been here for a few minutes!"

The author laughed awkwardly, "It's out of the way, you look at the tree! Tut, how tall it grows! Look at the air, tsk, how fresh!"

Li Xuan was extremely irritable, "Let's put it aside first, can you tell us what the hell it is?"

The author seemed a little unhappy, "Junior brother, you are so frivolous, when will you become a project manager! But you have a good IQ, and you actually guessed that it is time traveling! Two, the era of cultivating immortals that belongs to you has arrived, but what do you want to say?"

Han Di Li Xuan looked at each other and said in unison, "I want to go home!"

The author obviously didn't have any mental preparation, so he was stunned for a while, and said, "Mr. Han, I'm afraid you don't know how to cultivate immortals, right?

Han Di shook his head, "I can do whatever I want on the earth!

The author was speechless, Han Di looked at Li Xuan, then looked at the author, and secretly swore in his heart that all the students recruited from Tianjin University in the future would be brushed off!" "This author, I'll give you 10 million, let me go back now!"

The author was bitter, but he didn't say, "That's the case, it took me a lot of effort to cross over you, and the setting is to cultivate to become an immortal before you can go back, I really can't do your request!"

Seeing that Han Di was a little impatient, the author's eyes rolled, "Mr. Han, if you come, you will be safe, don't worry, I will definitely make your cultivation comfortable, by the way, the 10 million ......"

Han Di waved his hand, "That's all a trivial matter, by the way, this immortal cultivation isn't dangerous, right?"

Author, "Not Dangerous Not Dangerous!"

Han Di, "That's still a fart!"

The author's face darkened, "Dangerous! But not life-threatening! Do you think you have any other requirements?"

Han Di pondered for a moment and said, "Can you bring my father over too?"

The author was a little crazy, "Brother, your father's aura is too big!"

Li Xuan looked at the two of them chattering crookedly, and he really couldn't bear it, "Senior, you're too shameless! It's okay if the author can still enter his own novel, why don't you get something practical!"

"Yes, yes, yes! I almost forgot!" The author smiled, pointed his hand at Han Di, and a golden light shot directly into his head, and then disappeared, "Mr. Han, this is a magical eye, able to see through everything, called super invincible 24k pure titanium alloy dog eyes! You just need to shout the slogan: no one can look directly into my eyes!"

Li Xuan spurted out a mouthful of old blood, "What kind of middle two lines is this! He also has magical eyes, and he is super invincible 24k pure titanium alloy dog eyes? Even if he is called real eyes and clean eyes, he is especially stronger than his eyes!"

The author's eyes lit up, "Good idea! It's called Pure Eyes! Junior brother, you have a lot of talent in naming names!"

Li Xuan was speechless, "You can be an author like a scumbag, hit the street every minute!"

The author was shocked, "How do you know? I have already written two books, and this is the third one! Junior brother, people who are too smart will not live long!"

Han Di blinked, puffed up his chest, and shouted, "No one can look me in the eye!"

Li Xuan screamed miserably, covering his eyes in pain, sure enough, no one could look at it directly, what the hell is this beam of light? Can you still cultivate immortals well? He cursed, "Can we remove this light?"

Han nodded, "I also feel a little bright!"

The author smiled, "No problem!" I saw him wave his big hand, and a golden unknown object flew out of Han Di's eyes, and the author grabbed it, and then hugged his fist at the two, "The green mountains don't change the green water, the two of you, goodbye!"

Li Xuan was directly stunned in place, "Wait a minute, my God, what about the friendship of students? Senior, you forgot about me? You write a book like this, it is impossible to put it on the shelves in this life! It is impossible to kneel and lick the editors, do you know?"

The author was a little embarrassed, "What can I do? I'm also desperate! I was supposed to be a protagonist, but since Mr. Han is here, you should suffer a loss, so it's better to be a follower!"

Li Xuan turned his head to look at Han Di, "Brother Han, did you bring a knife?"

The author suddenly wilted, Li Xuan had already seen his appearance, in case he went back and killed himself, it would be inappropriate, he gritted his teeth and said, "It's cheap for you, originally this magical power should have been obtained by you by brushing copies, and now I give it to you, there is a kind of psychic spider in this Xiuzhen Continent that can see through people's hearts, and now I will pass it on to you!"

The same golden light shot straight into Li Xuan's head, he pursed his lips, and there seemed to be no change, "What about the slogan!"

The author smiled, "Since it's a spider's magical power, the slogan must be related to spiders, you just need to shout that I'm a spider?"

Li Xuan is stupid, this is not as good as the second line in middle school, "I'm a pig?"

I saw that the center of the author's head and eyebrows suddenly lit up, and a villain who was exactly the same as the author appeared, and kept muttering, "Ten million! Save hundreds of thousands of Alipay a year!

Li Xuan was overjoyed, this supernatural power is powerful! The cultivation realm is deceitful, with this supernatural power, I am no longer afraid of being yin! When I meet the girl I like, I will instantly know whether she has feelings for herself! "That, can you change the slogan, I feel a little two!"

The author shook his head, only to see smoke coming from his feet, flying directly into the sky, Li Xuan was shocked, grabbed him, and didn't let go! "That's it? Why don't you give some anti-heaven artifact, what kind of beads to speed up the growth of elixir! beads that can purify elixirs! There is an old man's ring living in it, I won't pick it!"

The author's face darkened, "Everyone else has written it! What's the point of fried leftovers!"

Li Xuan was a little crazy, his brain was running rapidly, "System! Give me a system!"

Author: "What the hell is the system?"

Li Xuan was speechless: "It's all crossed, it's not too much to give a system, right? Pretending to be a slap in the face system! A system that can be upgraded by completing the task! Do you know the plug-in?"

The author's eyes lit up, "Good idea!" I saw his hands flying, dotting in the air, and then raised his eyebrows, "It's done! Mr. Han, are you ready?"

Han Di shook his head, "I'm a kryptonite player, so I don't need a cheat!"

Li Xuan was overjoyed, "Give it to me!"

I only felt that the world was spinning for a while, Li Xuan bent down in pain, and a table appeared in his mind at some point, and the first line was written in red and bold Song font with four big characters of Xiuzhen plug-in!

There are many horizontal bars under it, different lengths, I don't know what it is for, there are ten large square boxes left in the bottom row, and there are three words written on the top of the table. Li Xuan was overjoyed, and after studying it for a long time, his brows were tightly locked, "Heroic senior, didn't you see the task bar?"

The author looked confused, "What taskbar?"

"It's the place where the task is issued!" Li Xuan was anxious, "In this way, don't write this book yet, let's go and see "The Strongest Outfit in History is Better Than the Face Slapping System", okay?"

The author shook his head, "Don't look at it, haven't you ever played the legend? Plug-in is like this, show learning, automatically take medicine, what else do you do? If you can automatically hang up and upgrade, why do you want the protagonist? Mr. Han, since you don't want to cheat, I'll add a halo of luck to you!"

Li Xuan had a little headache, it was different from what he imagined, seeing that the author was about to take off again, he grabbed him again, "What about the divine beasts?

The author turned his head and glanced at Han Di, "Brother Han, do you want it too?" Han Di hesitated for a long time and nodded. The author looked embarrassed, scratched his head vigorously, and suddenly smiled, and handed something to the two of them tightly with both hands.

"You have grasped these two divine beasts! The cliff does not devour the master, the supernatural power is invincible, and you take the initiative to grow up!"

Li Xuan and Han Di looked at the author's hands blankly, as if something jumped into the hair of the two, and they were suddenly shocked, "What the hell?"

The author laughed, "Divine beast, don't worry, this divine beast's body is extremely hard, you don't need to feed it, just suck a mouthful of blood every day, it may grow a pimple, and it may be a little itchy, but it doesn't matter, when it grows up, the power is boundless!"

Li Xuan's brain began to run rapidly, "I said senior, what you gave us shouldn't be fleas, right?"

"What nonsense!" the author was furious, "Don't look at them as fleas now, they will definitely surprise you when they grow up!"

The two have a very tacit understanding, and they coincidentally look for lice on each other's heads, and the author nodded with satisfaction, "Not bad, yes, you two started to help each other so soon, why worry about the great cause!"

Han Di rummaged through Li Xuan's dog head, but he didn't see lice, he shook his head, a little displeased, "Even if I die in this cultivation realm, can't I return to Earth?"

The author shook his head, "Don't worry, you're going to die!" Junior brother, what are you doing?"

Li Xuan shook his head, "You go on, my things have dropped!" He struggled to toss and turn on the grass, and after a while picked up a thumb-sized pebble, shook it in his hand, and shook his head.

After a while, I found a fist-sized stone and checked it in my hand, but I was still not satisfied. Seeing that the author was about to take off again, he gritted his teeth and shouted, "Senior, wait!"

The author forcibly extinguished the fire under his feet, "Senior brother, do you have anything else?"

Li Xuan smiled, "Look here!" He grabbed the stone tightly and smashed it directly at the author's dog head!